Saturday, July 26, 2014

Four 9-6 Tarot Cards for The Hour

20:20 Sharon Tate 48 Turns Over a Card
The Card is Divided into 4 Sections, at The Center of The Card where The 4 Sections Meet,
See a Woman's Clean-Shaven Vagina
In The Upper Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Mary J. Blige. Mary J. Blige Stands on a Blue Neon Sign That says 'DIVISION'. Mary J. Blige Wears a White Queen's Robe with Gold Trim. Mary J. Blige Wears a Black Derby Hat, See a Gold Number '57' on The Derby Hat. See a Gold CBS Eye Above Mary J. Blige's Head. Mary J. Blige Holds a Machete with Her Left Hand, She Holds a Gold Bar with Her Right Hand. To Mary J. Blige's Left, See an Image of Sarah Butler. Sarah Butler Wears a Black Fur Coat and a Pair of Gold High-Heeled Shoes. Sarah Butler's Coat is Open. Sarah Butler is Naked Under Her Coat. See a Blue Number '13' Between Sarah Butler's Breasts. See a Gold Number '9' Above Sarah Butler's Vagina. Sarah Butler Holds a Tattoo Machine with Her Left Hand, She Holds a Summer Sausage with Her Right Hand. To Mary J. Blige's Right, See an Image of Kelly Killoren Bensimon. Kelly Killoren Bensimon Wears a White Fur Coat and Blue Swimfins. Kelly Killoren Bensimon's Coat is Closed in The Front. With Both Hands, Kelly Killoren Bensimon Holds an In-Cell Clear-Shelled Prison TV in Front of Her Abdomen. On The TV Screen, See a Gold '72/11' on a Black Background.
The Background on The Section is Cement Gray.
Across The Top of The Section, See The Name 'Lincoln Rd.' in White Letters
At Bottom Center on Section, See a Compact Disc
In The Upper Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Kelly Ripa. Kelly Ripa Sits on a Red Leather Armchair. Kelly Ripa is Nude. Kelly Ripa Sits Slouched in The Armchair with Her Left Leg Slung Over The Left Armrest. Kelly Ripa's Right Foot is on The Ground in Front of The Chair, Her Right Knee is Touching The Right Armrest. With Her Right Hand, Kelly Ripa Holds a Hitachi Magic Wand to Her Vagina. Kelly Ripa Holds a Red Apple with Her Left Hand. See Two Horns on Kelly Ripa's Head, The Horn-Tips Point Toward The Top of The Card. See a Gold Egg Above Kelly Ripa's Horn-Tips. To The Right of The Chair, See a Gold Sex Demon Head. To The Left of The Chair, See a Black Beast-Man with Two Horns on His Head. The Beast-Man Grips His Erect Penis with His Right Hand, See Semen Erupting from The Beast-Man's Penis. The Beast-Man Holds a Red and White U-Magnet with His Left Hand.
The Background on The Section is Teal.
At Top Center on Section, See a Gold '20:20'
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Name 'Kelly Ripa' in Red Letters.
In The Lower Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Kyle Richards. Kyle Richards Stands on a Neon White Sign that says 'DYNASTY'. Kyle Richards Wears a Chain-Mail Dress and Silver High-Heeled Shoes. Above Kyle Richards' Head, See a Black Heart; See a White Number '18' on The Black Heart. Kyle Richards Holds a Hypodermic Needle with Her Right Hand, She Holds a Common Kingsnake with Her Left Hand. See a Skunk on Kyle Richards' Right Shoulder. To Kyle Richards' Right, See an Image of Kendall Jenner. Kendall Jenner Wears a Wolf Hide Cloak, with Wolf-Head Hood, a Skirt of Red Human Hair and Black Boots. Kendall Jenner is Bare-Breasted Under Her Open Cloak, See a Gold Number '81' Between Kendall Jenner's Breasts. Kendall Jenner Holds a Punishment Cane with Her Right Hand, She Holds a Red Coffee Cup with Her Left Hand. To Kyle Richards' Left, See a Stone Gargoyle.
The Background on The Section is Yellow.
At Top Center, See The Name 'Kyle' in Black Letters
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Name 'Kendall' in Red Letters.
In The Lower Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Vanessa Williams. Vanessa Williams Stands on a Neon Yellow Sign That Says 'HISI'. Vanessa Williams is Nude Except for a Pair of Platinum Thigh-High Boots. See a Black Number '34' Between Vanessa Williams' Breasts. See Two Outstretched Black Wings on Vanessa Williams' Back. See Two Horns on Vanessa Williams' Head. The Horn-Tips Point Toward The Top of The Card. Vanessa Williams Holds a Wood Cane with Her Left Hand, The Cane Has a Glowing White Crystal Skull for a Head. Vanessa Williams Holds a Platinum Genie Lamp with Her Right Hand. Above Vanessa Williams' Head, See a Gold Grouse.
The Background on The Section is Milky White.
At Top Center on Section, See an Open and Lit Chrome-Zippo Lighter
At Bottom Center on Section, See a Gold High-Heeled Shoe
In The Upper Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Rattlesnake
In The Lower Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Green Eyeshade
In The Lower Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See The Symbol 'Ra' in Green
In The Upper Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Diamond
<20:20 The Áine Órga 808 Deck>

See The ATM Machine Spit Out a Tarot Card Instead of Cash
The Background is Black, The Margin is Silver
At The Center of The Card, See a Silver Sphere with a Blood-Red 'XXX' on it, See a Black Eye of Horus Under the 'XXX'
See an image of Salma Hayek, See her Naked except for Yellow High Heel Shoes and Long Yellow Gloves, she's Leaning Over the Right Side of the Sphere. Her Breasts are Pressed Against the Side of the Sphere, she is posed suggestively, slightly Bent over. Her Elbows Rest on Top of the Sphere, she Holds Up a Platinum Sex Demon Head with an Image of Sasha Grey who is Similarly Posed on the Left Side of the Sphere, Sasha Grey Wears Blue High Heel Shoes and Long Blue Gloves. Both Women Look Toward the Viewer with Smiles on their Faces.
See a Glowing Image of The Guennol Lioness Hovering Above The Sex Demon Head, See a Silver '96' to The Left of The Guennol Lioness and a Gold '69' to the Right of The Guennol Lioness
Above The Center Scene, See a Front-View of a White Rhinoceros with a Gold '14' on its Horn. See a White Wraith Maiden Seated on the Rhino, The White Wraith Maiden Has a Bow Drawn with Arrow Pointed at The Viewer. The White Wraith Maiden Wears a White Robe, She has a Black '22' on Her Forehead, Above The Scene it says, '20:20 Hall Pass' in Platinum. Below The Scene it says 'Cross-Dimensional Messenger' in Platinum.
To The Right of The Center Scene, See a Red Square. At The Center of The Square See a Naked Woman with Long Brown Hair Standing on a White Stone. The White Stone says 'CERTAINTY' on it in Black Letters. The Naked Woman Stands Erect with Feet and Legs Together. See a Blood-Red Unicorn Horn Attached to the Top of The Woman's Forehead. See a Blood-Red '59' Painted Over The Woman's Heart. With Her Right Hand, The Woman Holds a Flaming Sword Raised Over Her Head. In Her Left Hand, She Holds Up a Blue Picket Sign with a Black and Yellow Smiling Cartoon Queen Bee on it, The Queen Bee Wears a Gold Crown. To the Right of The Woman, See an Arctic Fox. To The Left of The Woman, See an Image of Leatherface from The Movie 'Texas Chainsaw Massacre'. Leatherface Stands Holding a Black Chainsaw with a Silver '91' on it. In The Upper Right Hand Portion of The Square, See an Upside-Down Black Cat Sitting on the Ceiling of The Square. The Cat has a Silver '89' on its Body. In The Upper Left Hand Portion of The Square, See 2 Cartoon-Style Black Bombs. The Bomb on the Right says '43' in Gold, The Bomb on the Left says '43' in Silver. At The Bottom of The Scene it says 'Westboro Baptist Church' in Brown.
Below The Center Scene, See a Smiling Alfred E. Newman Head. It says 'Isaiah 6:9' Across Alfred E.'s Forehead in Blue. Under the Alfred E. Head, it says 'What, Me Worry?' in Yellow Letters
To The Left of The Center Scene, See a Blue Upside-Down Triangle. At The Center of The Triangle, See a Naked Silver Woman, She Stands Holding a Gold Trident in Her Left Hand. She Holds a Silver Net in Her Right Hand. See 2 Gray Hyenas to the Left of The Woman, See 2 Gray Hyenas to the Right of The Woman. Above The Silver Woman it says '9' in Yellow. Below The Silver Woman, it says 'Neptune' in Pearl White. See a Gold '6' on Each of The Upper Two Angles of The Upside-Down Triangle, See a Silver '9' on the Bottom Angle.
On The Top Right Hand Corner of The Card, See a Blood-Red Swan
On The Top Left Hand Corner, See Bruce Lee, Shirtless with Blood-Red Pants, in a Furious Pose with Nunchaku Cocked under His Right Arm, His Left Arm is Outstretched Toward the Viewer, Displaying an Open 5-Fingered Hand
On The Lower Left Hand Corner, See a Gold Hammer and Tent-Peg Crossed
On The Lower Right Hand Corner, See a Silver Ostrich
On The Top of The Card, Below The Margin, it says '43 Margie Phelps WBC 43' in Pearl White
On The Bottom of The Card, Above The Margin, it says, '20:20 Anti-Virus' in Pearl White
On The Top Margin of The Card it says 'Neptune 9' in Green
On The Bottom Margin of The Card it says 'Darlene Elizabeth Ferrin 22' in Green
On The Right Margin of The Card it says 'Sasha Grey 22' in Blue
On The Left Margin of The Card it says '808 Salma Hayek 808' in Yellow
See a Green Triangle in Each of The Four Corners of The Card's Margin, (Drawer Points the Triangles)
<Tarantula Nebula 2070 Card, Green Eggs & Ham>

20:20 Abigail Folger 99 Turns Over a Card
The Card is Divided into 4 Sections, at The Center of The Card where The 4 Sections Meet,
See a Red Backpack
In The Upper Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Elisabeth Hasselbeck. Elisabeth Hasselbeck Stands on a Blood-Red Number '44'. Elisabeth Hasselbeck is Naked Except for a Black Slave Collar on Her Neck. Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Arms have been removed at the Shoulders. See a Blood-Red Number '13' Above Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Vagina, See a Blue Number '31' Between Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Breasts. Above Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Head, See an Open Straight-Razor. See a Black Number '41' on Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Left Thigh. To Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Right, See a Black Beast Man with Two Horns on His Head. The Black Beast Man has an Erection. With His Right Hand, The Beast Man Holds Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Right Arm Raised Above His Head. With His Left Hand, The Beast Man Holds Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Left Arm Raised Above His Head. To Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Left, See a Platinum Chess Queen. Above The Platinum Chess Queen, See a Glowing Gold Pen. Below The Platinum Chess Queen, See The Word 'Access' in Glowing Gold Letters.
The Background on The Section is Milky White.
At Top Center on Section, See The Symbol 'GHI' in Gold
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Words, 'The Hard Way' in Black Letters.
In The Upper Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Katy Perry. Katy Perry Stands on a Silver Number '66'. Katy Perry Wears a Pink Ball Gown and a Blue Top Hat, See a White Number '66' on The Top Hat. Above The Top Hat, See an Ace of Clubs. With Her Right Hand, Katy Perry Holds a White Placard; See The Word 'TRUE' on The Placard in Gold Letters. With Her Left Hand, Katy Perry Holds a White Placard That says 'TURD' on it in Yellow Letters. To Katy Perry's Left, See an Image of Scarlett Johansson. Scarlett Johansson is Naked Except for a Pair of Black and Red Cowboy Boots. With Both Arms and Hands, Scarlett Johansson Holds a Lamb. See a Gold Number '66' Above Scarlett Johansson's Head. To Katy Perry's Right, See an Image of Jennifer Aniston. Jennifer Aniston is Naked, Her Arms and Legs have been Cut off at Elbows and Knees. The Handle of a Yellow Broom has Been Inserted Part Way into Jennifer Aniston's Vagina. See a Turd Between Jennifer Aniston's Breasts.
The Background on The Section is Black with Rows of Green Binary Code Strings.
At Top Center on Section, See a Perfume Bottle
At Bottom Center on Section, See The Word 'Values' in Silver Letters
In The Lower Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Erika Christensen. Erika Christensen Wears a White Ball Gown. See a Splotch of Feces on Erika Christensen's Gown (Drawer Positions Poo). See a Glowing Gold Number '808' Above Erika Christensen's Head. With Her Left Hand, Erika Christensen Holds a Turtle. With Her Right Hand, Erika Christensen Holds a Rubik's Cube. To Erika Christensen's Right, See an Image of Megan Stevenson. Megan Stevenson Wears a Yellow Rain-Coat and Yellow Galoshes. Her Legs are Bare. See a Silver Halo Above Megan Stevenson's Head. See a Glowing Gold '777' Above Megan Stevenson's Halo. See The Symbol 'Tonde' on The Left Arm of Megan Stevenson's Raincoat, 'Tonde' is in White Letters. With Her Right Hand, Megan Stevenson Holds a Glowing Gold Blow-Dryer. With Her Left Hand, Megan Stevenson Holds a Pink Hula Hoop. To Erika Christensen's Left, See a Leopard.
The Background on The Section is Black.
At Top Center on Section, See a White Number '901'.
At Bottom Center on Section, See The Word 'Moral' in Gold Letters
In The Lower Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Margie Phelps. Margie Phelps Stands on a Bronze Number '43'. Margie Phelps Wears a Yellow Sign That Covers Her Body from The Base of Her Neck to Her Mid-Thighs. Margie Phelps' Lower Legs, Feet, Arms, Hands, Neck and Head are Bare. On The Sign, See The Question 'Whose Momma Nasty?' in Black Letters. See a Chrome Bicycle-Kickstand Above Margie Phelps' Head. With Her Right Hand, Margie Phelps Holds a Sling-Shot. With Her Left Hand, Margie Phelps Holds a Pink Rectangular Box. The Label on The Box says 'AntiVirus' in Silver Letters.
The Background on The Section is Blue.
Across The Top of The Section, See The Name 'Uranus' in Silver Letters
At Bottom Center on Section, See a Beaver.
In The Upper Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Barbie Doll without Arms, Legs or Clothes
In The Lower Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Green Number '10'
In The Lower Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Blue Maple Leaf
In The Upper Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Hair-Brush
<20:20 The 69 Lilith 96 Deck>

The Mercurial 6
Hexagon
Scarlett Johansson
Centered on The Card, See an Image of Scarlett Johansson. Scarlett Johansson Stands on a Red Neon Sign That says 'SATAN'. Scarlett Johansson is Nude Except for a Pair of Black and Red Cowboy Boots and a Gold Helmet on Her Head. The Helmet Has 4 Horns That Point Toward The Top of The Card. See a Blood-Red Number '66' Between Scarlett Johansson's Breasts. Scarlett Johansson Uses Both of Her Hands to Hold a Glowing Crystal Skull in Front of Her Abdomen. See a Green Cocoon on The Forehead of The Crystal Skull. See a Crow on Scarlett Johansson's Left Shoulder, See a Silver Leprechaun on Her Right Shoulder. Above The Tips of The 4 Horns, See a Platinum Ram's Head with Razor Wire Wrapped Around The Horns.
To Scarlett Johansson's Right, See Baboon Sitting on Top of a Brown Barrel. On The Side of The Barrel, See The Term 'Monkeys' in Red Letters. Above The Baboon's Head, See a Yellow CBS Eye.
To Scarlett Johansson's Left, See a Pearl White Medusa with Albino Snakes for Hair. The Medusa is Naked, She Has The Form of an Earth Woman. The Medusa Wears Black Sunglasses; She Grimaces, See a Pair of Fangs in Her Mouth. Medusa Holds a Simon Game with Her Right Hand. With Her Left Hand, She Holds a Platinum Sex Demon Head Raised Over Her Head Like a Torch.
See a Nile Crocodile Under The 'SATAN' Sign.
The Background on The Card is Teal.
On The Upper Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Black Swan
On The Lower Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Black Number '41'
At The Top of The Card it says
'4-H Satanism'
At The Bottom of The Card it says
'The Scarlett Stone'
(Drawer Picks Colors of Bottom&Top Label Lettering)

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