Four 9-6 Tarot Cards for The Hour

See The ATM Machine Spit Out a Tarot Card Instead of Cash

The Background is Yellow, The Margin is Silver

At The Center of The Card, See a Platinum Medusa's Head with '808' Painted on Her Forehead in Gold. See an Image of Joyce Meyer Kneeling on Top of The Medusa Head. Joyce Meyer Wears Red Plate Armor Below The Neck. She Holds a Flaming Double-Bitted Battle Axe in her Left Hand. She Holds a Holy Bible in her Right Hand. See '20:20' on Joyce Meyer's Breastplate in Gold. See a Glowing White Crystal Skull Above Joyce Meyer's Head. The Skull as a Red '44' on its Forehead. Joyce Meyer isn't Smiling.

Above The Center Scene, See a Silver Woman's Head. The Woman Wears Red Sunglasses. See a Four-Headed Hydra in Her Open Mouth. Above The Woman's Head, See a Bazooka and an Assault Rifle Crossed. See a Silver '54' at the Center of the X. Below The Woman's Head, See a Green Banner that says 'Gudrun Ensslin' on it in Silver.

To The Right of The Center Scene, See an Image of Aleister Crowley Sitting Behind a Desk. Aleister Crowley Wears a Black Robe and a Bald Head. See a Crystal Ball on the Desk in Front of Aleister Crowley. See a Blue '24' on the Face of the The Crystal Ball. See a Tarantula On Top of The Crystal Ball. Aleister Crowley Holds Up a 'Devil' Card, from The Major Arcana, in His Left Hand. Aleister Crowley Holds a Conch Shell to His Right Ear with His Right Hand. Aleister Crowley is not Smiling. Above Crowley's Head, See a Man in a Business Suit Running on a Rat-Wheel. The Running Man Holds a Briefcase in his Right Hand. Below the Scene, See a Red Banner that says 'Aleister Crowley' on it in Gold.

Below The Center Scene, See an American Flag. See an Image of Planet Earth At The Center of The Flag. Above The Image of Earth, See a Woman in an Army Combat Uniform Standing Erect, She is Holding a Laptop in Front of Her Abdomen with Monitor Facing the Viewer. See A Silver Star on The Monitor. To the Right of The Image of Earth, See a Woman in an Army Combat Uniform Standing Erect, She is Holding a White Sign in Front of Her Breasts, The Sign says 'Isaiah 43:19' in Black. Below the Image of Earth, See a Woman in an Army Combat Uniform Standing Erect, She is Blowing into a Bugle. To the Left of the Image of Earth, See a Woman in an Army Combat Uniform Standing Erect, She is Holding a Black Box in Front of Her Abdomen. The Black Box says 'Pandora' on it in White. See a Glowing Red Octagon Centered Above The Flag. Below The Flag, See a Black Banner that says 'Eternal' on it in White.

To The Left of The Center Scene, See an Image of Jessica Chastain Naked, Standing Bent-Over, Facing the Viewer, her hands are on her knees. See a 'Jesus' Caricature in a Glowing White Robe Standing Behind Jessica Chastain. The 'Jesus' Caricature Grips a Handful of Jessica Chastain's Hair with his Left Hand. The 'Jesus' Caricature pulls Jessica Chastain's Head Back, showing her face. Jessica Chastain and the 'Jesus' Caricature are Both Smiling. The 'Jesus' Caricature Holds a Punishment Cane Upraised with his Right Hand. To The Right of Jessica Chastain and the 'Jesus' Caricature, See a White Wraith in the Form of a Naked Woman with a White Sex Demon Head. The Wraith Woman's Right Hand is on the Vagina between her thighs, The Wraith Woman's Left Hand Grips the Erect Phallus Attached to Her Forehead. See a Silver Forked-Tongue Sticking Out of The Wraith Woman's Vagina on Her Face. See a Red '44' Between The Wraith Woman's Breasts.

On The Top Right Hand Corner of The Card, See an Ace of Diamonds Card

On The Top Left Hand Corner, See a Figure in a Hooded Black Robe Holding 4 Scrolls

On The Lower Left Hand Corner, See a Red Centipede

On The Lower Right Hand Corner, See a Green Female Archer

On The Top of The Card, Below The Margin, it says 'Army' in Gold

On The Bottom of The Card, Above The Margin, it says, 'Leigh Ann Hester 31' in Silver

On The Top Margin of The Card it says 'Thaumiel 44' in Blue

On The Bottom Margin of The Card it says '23 Jessica Chastain 23' in Blue

On The Right Margin of The Card it says '44 Roberta Joseph Hayes 44' in Violet

On The Left Margin of The Card it says '20 Joyce Meyer 20' in Violet

See a Flint Knife on Each of The Four Corners of The Card's Margin

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The Card is Divided into 4 Sections, at The Center of The Card where The 4 Sections Meet,
See a Container of Elmer's Glue

In The Upper Left Hand Section of The Card, See a Woman Sitting on a Wooden Rocking Chair. The Woman Wears a Silver Night Gown and Yellow Galoshes. The Woman has a Jack-o-Lantern for a Head. The Woman Has a Ms. Piggy Puppet on Her Left Hand, She Holds a Queen of Hearts Card with Her Right Hand. Above The Jack-o-Lantern, See The Head of a Ventriloquist Dummy. Below The Woman's Feet, See a Silver Number '2224'. To The Woman's Right, See an Image of Mary Luck. Mary Luck Wears a Black Hooded Sweatshirt, Black Pants, Black Work Boots and Black Gloves. Mary Luck Holds a Black Genie Lamp with Her Left Hand, She Holds a Hacksaw with Her Right Hand. To The Woman's Left, See a Komodo Dragon.
The Background on The Section is Yellow.
At Top Center on Section, See a Black Number '77'
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Word 'Poltergeist' in Silver Letters

In The Upper Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Kelly Cass. Kelly Cass Sits on a Black 4-Wheeler ATV. Kelly Cass Wears a Pink Football Jersey with a White Number '67' on The Front. Kelly Cass Wears Pink Cowboy Boots, Her Legs are Bare. Above Kelly Cass' Head, See a Glowing White Crystal Skull. Kelly Cass Holds a Light Bulb with Her Left Hand, She Holds a Gold Masquerade Mask with Her Right Hand. In The Upper Left Portion of The Section, See a Package of Shrimp Flavor Top Ramen. In The Upper Right Portion of The Section, See a Nintendo Game Controller.
The Background on The Section is Silver.
Across The Top of The Section, See The Name 'Kelly' in White Letters
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Name 'Cass' in White Letters

In The Lower Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Lana Parrilla. Lana Parrilla Sits on a White Lawn Chair. Lana Parrilla Wears a White Bikini and Green Thigh-High Boots. Lana Lana Parrilla's Legs are Spread, See a Chinchilla Between Her Thighs. See a Green Number '77' Between Lana Parrilla's Breasts. Lana Parrilla Holds a Gold Chalice with Her Left Hand, See an Emerald Phallus on The Chalice. Lana Parrilla Holds a Tennis Racquet with Her Right Hand. See a Lily Above Lana Parrilla's Head. To Lana Parrilla's Right, See a Snow-Man. The Snow-Man is 3 Balls of Snow, A Pair of Yellow-Framed Jumbo Sunglasses, a Carrot-Nose, a Harmonica for a Mouth, a Green Scarf, a Pair of Pale Human Arms for Arms, a Cucumber for Phallus and a Black Top Hat with a Green Band. See a Yellow Number '111' on The Snow-Man's Top Hat. See Two Bowling Bowls at The Base of The Snow-Man; The Bowling Ball on The Left is Blue, The Bowling Ball on The Right is Red. The Snow-Man Holds a Polaroid Sun 600 Camera with His Right Hand, A Luna Moth Sits on His Left Hand. To Lana Parrilla's Left, See a Dressing Mirror. See a Shadow in The Shape of a Humanoid on The Mirror. At The Top of The Glass, See a Gold Number '110/42'. Below The Dressing Mirror, See Angelina Jolie's Severed Head.
The Background on The Section is Purple.
At Top Center on Section, See a Gold Scientology Cross
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Word 'Satanist' in Green Letters

In The Lower Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Lisa Kudrow. Lisa Kudrow Sits on a Bronze Egg. Lisa Kudrow is Naked Except for a White Kitchen Apron, a Gold High-Heeled Shoe on Her Right Foot and a Paperback Book Duct-Taped to Her Left Foot, The Paperback Covers The Sole of Lisa Kudrow's Left Foot. Lisa Kudrow's Right Leg is Crossed Over Her Left Leg. Above Lisa Kudrow's Head, See a Squeeze Bottle of Cheez Whiz. With Her Right Hand, Lisa Kudrow Holds a White Placard that says 'Rowan' in Blue Letters. With Her Left Hand, Lisa Kudrow Holds a White Placard that says 'Division' in Red Letters. To Lisa Kudrow's Right, See a Gray Andalusian Horse. To Lisa Kudrow's Left, See a Black Tower; See The Word 'Mall' on The Tower in Glowing White Letters.
The Background on The Section is Teal.
At Top Center on Section, See a Pair of Binoculars
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Term 'Bitness' in Black Letters

In The Upper Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Pair of Blue Boxing Gloves

In The Lower Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See The Symbol 'By' in Green

In The Lower Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Boiled Crayfish

In The Upper Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Green Lucky Rabbit's Foot

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The Card is Divided into 4 Sections, at The Center of The Card where The 4 Sections Meet,
See a Gold Armadillo

In The Upper Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Diane Neal. Diane Neal Stands in a Green Steel Barrel. See a Black Mr. Yuck Face on The Side of The Barrel. Diane Neal is Nude, See a Glowing Green '38' Between Diane Neal's Breasts. Diane Neal Holds a Black Dildo with Her Left Hand, See The Word 'Insert' on The Dildo in White Letters. Diane Neal Holds a Gold Bar with Her Right Hand. See a Cribbage Board Above Diane Neal's Head. To Diane Neal's Right, See a Black Wolf. To Diane Neal's Left, See an Image of Nina García. Nina García Sits on The Back of a Pig. Nina García is Nude Except for a Glowing Gold Queen's Crown on Her Head. Nina García Holds a Wire Coat-Hanger with Her Left Hand, She Holds a Platinum Chalice with Her Right Hand, See a Glowing Gold '41' on The Chalice.
The Background on The Section is Red.
At Top Center on Section, See The Word 'Rock' in White Letters
At Bottom Center on Section, See The Word 'Roll' in White Letters

In The Upper Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Jessica Chastain. Jessica Chastain Sits on a Wooden Rocking Chair. Jessica Chastain Wears a Red Dress and Red Boots. Jessica Chastain's Right Leg is Crossed Over Her Left Leg. With Both Hands, Jessica Chastain Holds a Crown of Thorns on Her Lap. See Two Horns on Jessica Chastain's Head; Jessica Chastain's Horn-Tips Point Toward The Top of The Card. Above Jessica Chastain's Horn-Tips, See a Red Neon Sign that says 'Satan'. Below Jessica Chastain's Feet, See a Gold '460'. To Jessica Chastain's Right, See a Black Safe. See a Green '37' on The Door of The Safe. See a Glowing Red Genie Lamp on Top of The Safe. Above The Genie Lamp, See a Gold Banner. See The Name 'Thea Mons' in Green Letters on The Gold Banner. To Jessica Chastain's Left, See a Rottweiler.
The Background on The Section is Green.
Across The Top of The Section, See The Name 'Reeri' in Blood-Red Letters
At Bottom Center on Section, See a Glowing Gold Number '23'

In The Lower Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Lety Salazar. Lety Salazar Sits on The Back of a Black Andalusian Horse. Lety Salazar is Nude Except for a Black Cowboy Hat on Her Head and Silver Cowboy Boots on Her Feet. Lety Salazar Holds a Shepherd's Staff with Her Right Hand, She Holds a Green Serpent with Her Left Hand. See an Ace of Clubs Card Above Lety Salazar's Head. To Lety Salazar's Right, See a Blue Woman with a Pair of Silver Angel Wings on Her Back. The Blue Woman Stands on a Platinum '28'. The Blue Woman is Nude Except for a Pair of Red Moccasins on Her Feet and a Glowing Gold '4' Hanging from an Earring in Her Left Ear. See an Eye Between The Blue Woman's Breasts. See The Word 'Sex' in Black Letters Above The Blue Woman's Vagina. See a Gold Phallus Attached to The Blue Woman's Forehead like a Horn. The Blue Woman Holds a Commodore 1530 C2N Datasette with Her Right Hand, She Holds a Willow Branch with Her Left Hand. To Lety Salazar's Left, See an Image of Kathryn Ruemmler. Kathryn Ruemmler Stands on a Basketball, See a Black '64' on The Basketball. Kathryn Ruemmler is Nude, Her Arms have been removed at the Shoulders. See a Glowing White '42' Between Kathryn Ruemmler's Breasts. See an Eye Above Kathryn Ruemmler's Vagina. Above The Eye, See The Word 'Demon' in Red Letters. See a Red Weasel to The Left of The Basketball Kathryn Ruemmler is Standing on. See a Fortune Cookie Above Kathryn Ruemmler's Head.
The Background on The Section is Cement Gray
Across The Top of The Section, See The Word 'Night' in Blue Letters
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Word 'Gallery' in Blue Letters

In The Lower Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Anna Kendrick. Anna Kendrick Sits on an Obsidian Throne. Above The Throne, See a Pink Neon Sign that says '#ZipSocks'. On The Top of The Throne's Backrest, See a Pearl White Medusa Head with 8 White Serpents for Hair. The Medusa Head Has Red Eyes, She has a Rubik's Cube in Her Open Mouth. Anna Kendrick Wears a Yellow Bikini with White Polka Dots, and a Pair of Mukluks. Anna Kendrick has an Orange Oven Mitt on Her Left Hand. Anna Kendrick Holds a Power Drill with Her Right Hand. To Anna Kendrick's Right, See a Rottweiler. To Anna Kendrick's Left, See a Jukebox. Above The Jukebox, See a Green Neon Sign that says '#Jeaneez'.
The Background on The Section is Milky White.
At Top Center on Section, See a Black 4-Headed Hydra.
At Bottom Center on Section, See an Iron '78'

In The Upper Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Thumbscrew Compass

In The Lower Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See an Orange Frisbee

In The Lower Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Red Number '85'

In The Upper Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Blue Pupa

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The Card is Divided into 4 Sections, at The Center of The Card where The 4 Sections Meet, See
a Bronze Caduceus

In The Upper Left Hand Section of The Card, See The Eye of HAL 9000 on a Black Background, across The Bottom of The Section it says 'Cogito Ergo Sum' in Gold Letters

In The Upper Right Hand Section of The Card, The Background of The Section is Dark Gray. See C-3PO Sitting on a Wooden Chair, See a Ventriloquist Dummy on C-3PO's Left Leg.

In The Lower Right Hand Section of The Card, See a Bronze Sex Demon Head on a Pearl White Background. Across The Bottom of The Section it says 'HAL 1800' in Blood-Red Letters

In The Lower Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Paula White Bent Over a Wooden Table, Paula White is Nude Except for Red Panties Pushed Down Around Her Lower Thighs. See a Nude, Black Man-Beast, with 2 Horns on His Head, Standing to The Left of Paula White. The Horned Man-Beast Has an Erection. The Horned Man-Beast Holds a Model 414 PD Bell & Howell Zoomatic Director Series Camera with His Right Hand. He Holds a Punishment Cane in His Left Hand. The Background of The Section is Green. At Top Center of The Section, See The Symbols '41 + 65' in Black

In The Upper Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See an Alfred E. Newman Head

In The Lower Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See The Symbol 'De' in Black

In The Lower Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Cicada

In The Upper Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Cactus

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