Four 9-6 Tarot Cards for The Hour

See The ATM Machine Spit Out a Tarot Card Instead of Cash

The Background is Black, The Margin is Silver

At The Center of The Card, See a Silver Sphere with a Blood-Red 'XXX' on it, See a Black Eye of Horus Under the 'XXX'

See an image of Salma Hayek, See her Naked except for Yellow High Heel Shoes and Long Yellow Gloves, she's Leaning Over the Right Side of the Sphere. Her Breasts are Pressed Against the Side of the Sphere, she is posed suggestively, slightly Bent over. Her Elbows Rest on Top of the Sphere, she Holds Up a Platinum Sex Demon Head with an Image of Sasha Grey who is Similarly Posed on the Left Side of the Sphere, Sasha Grey Wears Blue High Heel Shoes and Long Blue Gloves. Both Women Look Toward the Viewer with Smiles on their Faces.

See a Glowing Image of The Guennol Lioness Hovering Above The Sex Demon Head, See a Silver '96' to The Left of The Guennol Lioness and a Gold '69' to the Right of The Guennol Lioness

Above The Center Scene, See a Front-View of a White Rhinoceros with a Gold '14' on its Horn. See a White Wraith Maiden Seated on the Rhino, The White Wraith Maiden Has a Bow Drawn with Arrow Pointed at The Viewer. The White Wraith Maiden Wears a White Robe, She has a Black '22' on Her Forehead, Above The Scene it says, '20:20 Hall Pass' in Platinum. Below The Scene it says 'Cross-Dimensional Messenger' in Platinum.

To The Right of The Center Scene, See a Red Square. At The Center of The Square See a Naked Woman with Long Brown Hair Standing on a White Stone. The White Stone says 'CERTAINTY' on it in Black Letters. The Naked Woman Stands Erect with Feet and Legs Together. See a Blood-Red Unicorn Horn Attached to the Top of The Woman's Forehead. See a Blood-Red '59' Painted Over The Woman's Heart. With Her Right Hand, The Woman Holds a Flaming Sword Raised Over Her Head. In Her Left Hand, She Holds Up a Blue Picket Sign with a Black and Yellow Smiling Cartoon Queen Bee on it, The Queen Bee Wears a Gold Crown. To the Right of The Woman, See an Arctic Fox. To The Left of The Woman, See an Image of Leatherface from The Movie 'Texas Chainsaw Massacre'. Leatherface Stands Holding a Black Chainsaw with a Silver '91' on it. In The Upper Right Hand Portion of The Square, See an Upside-Down Black Cat Sitting on the Ceiling of The Square. The Cat has a Silver '89' on its Body. In The Upper Left Hand Portion of The Square, See 2 Cartoon-Style Black Bombs. The Bomb on the Right says '43' in Gold, The Bomb on the Left says '43' in Silver. At The Bottom of The Scene it says 'Westboro Baptist Church' in Brown.

Below The Center Scene, See a Smiling Alfred E. Newman Head. It says 'Isaiah 6:9' Across Alfred E.'s Forehead in Blue. Under the Alfred E. Head, it says 'What, Me Worry?' in Yellow Letters

To The Left of The Center Scene, See a Blue Upside-Down Triangle. At The Center of The Triangle, See a Naked Silver Woman, She Stands Holding a Gold Trident in Her Left Hand. She Holds a Silver Net in Her Right Hand. See 2 Gray Hyenas to the Left of The Woman, See 2 Gray Hyenas to the Right of The Woman. Above The Silver Woman it says '9' in Yellow. Below The Silver Woman, it says 'Neptune' in Pearl White. See a Gold '6' on Each of The Upper Two Angles of The Upside-Down Triangle, See a Silver '9' on the Bottom Angle.

On The Top Right Hand Corner of The Card, See a Blood-Red Swan

On The Top Left Hand Corner, See Bruce Lee, Shirtless with Blood-Red Pants, in a Furious Pose with Nunchaku Cocked under His Right Arm, His Left Arm is Outstretched Toward the Viewer, Displaying an Open 5-Fingered Hand

On The Lower Left Hand Corner, See a Gold Hammer and Tent-Peg Crossed

On The Lower Right Hand Corner, See a Silver Ostrich

On The Top of The Card, Below The Margin, it says '43 Margie Phelps WBC 43' in Pearl White

On The Bottom of The Card, Above The Margin, it says, '20:20 Anti-Virus' in Pearl White

On The Top Margin of The Card it says 'Neptune 9' in Green

On The Bottom Margin of The Card it says 'Darlene Elizabeth Ferrin 22' in Green

On The Right Margin of The Card it says 'Sasha Grey 22' in Blue

On The Left Margin of The Card it says '808 Salma Hayek 808' in Yellow

See a Green Triangle in Each of The Four Corners of The Card's Margin, (Drawer Points the Triangles)

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The Card is Divided into 4 Sections, at The Center of The Card where The 4 Sections Meet, See a Red Stick of Dynamite with a Lit Fuse

In The Upper Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Olmec Head. In Front of The Olmec Head, See an Image of Carrie Preston. Carrie Preston Wears a Burmese Python, She is Naked Under The Serpent Except for a Pair of Silver and White Cowboy Boots. Carrie Preston Holds a Red Coffee Cup with Her Left Hand, See a Gold Number '29' on The Coffee Cup. She Holds a Pool Cue with Her Right Hand. See a Waxing Crescent Moon Above Carrie Preston's Head. The Background on The Section is Dark Blue.
At Bottom Center on Section, See The Name 'Carrie' in Red Letters

In The Upper Right Hand Section of The Card, See a Pink and Chrome R2-D2 Centered on The Section. To The Left of R2-D2, See a Woman's Form. The Woman is Black and Covered with Rows of Blue Binary Code Strings. The Woman Holds a Chrome Flashlight with Her Right Hand, She Holds a Queen of Hearts Card with Her Left Hand. To The Right of R2-D2, See a Glowing White Sphere. See a Pair of Blue Eyes on The Sphere. Under The Pair of Eyes, See a Red Apple. Above R2-D2, See a Gold CBS Eye. The Background on The Section is Cement Gray.
Across The Top of The Section, See The Name 'Sextans A' in Red Letters.
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Term, 'Demon Download' in Blue

In The Lower Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Sarah Palin. Sarah Palin is Naked, She is Laying Face-Up and Spread Eagle on a Brown Pool Table (Drawer Picks and Places Balls). The Viewer Sees Sarah Palin from an Above View. A Wood Stake is Driven into Her Chest, Between Her Breasts. The Wound Bleeds. A Pool Cue is Inserted Part Way into Her Vagina. See Blood on The Pool Cue and on Sarah Palin's Inner Thighs. Sarah Palin's Hands and Feet are Cut Off, Leaving Bloody Stumps. In The Upper Right Hand Corner of The Section, See a Model 414 PD Bell & Howell Zoomatic Director Series Camera. The Background on The Section is Black.
At Top Center on Section, See a Gold Number '29'
At Bottom Center on Section, See The Name 'Sarah Palin' in Blood-Red Letters

In The Lower Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Open Rectangular Doorway Centered on a Green Background. See a Dressing-Mirror inside The Doorframe. The Background inside The Doorframe is Black with Rows of Blue Binary Code Strings. On The Mirror, See a White 12-Hour Clock with Black Hour Markers (Drawer Positions Arms). The Clock is on a Pink Wall; See a Blue Number '64' Painted on The Wall Under The Clock. In The Lower Left Hand Corner of The Mirror, See The Upper Portion of a Pale White Bald Humanoid Head Wearing Black Sunglasses.
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Term 'Book of Portals' in Gold Letters.

In The Upper Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See The Symbol 'Su' in Black

In The Lower Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See an Orange Traffic Cone

In The Lower Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Beaver

In The Upper Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Darth Vader Head

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The Card is Divided into Four Sections, At The Center of The Card Where The Four Sections Meet, See a Bronze Armadillo, See a Blue '28' on The Armadillo.

On The Top Right Section of The Card, See a Naked Blue Woman with Silver Hair and Red Eyes. With Both Hands, The Blue Woman Holds a Flaming Four-Pronged Trident. The Blue Woman Stands on a Gray Stone. See 'CERTAINTY' on The Face of The Stone. See a Glowing White '9' Above The Blue Woman's Head. To The Right of The Blue Woman, See a Red Octagon. See The Symbol 'POTS' on The Red Octagon, 'POTS' is in White Letters. To The Left of The Blue Woman, See a Weasel Standing Upright Playing a Flute. The Background on The Section is Black.

On The Bottom Right Section of The Card, See a Skunk Standing Upright, The Skunk Wears a Black Top Hat. The Skunk Holds a Tommy Gun with its Two Front Paws. The Skunk Stands on a Green Neon Sign That says 'ANTHRAX'. See a Glowing Red '777' Above The Skunk's Hat. To The Right of The Skunk, See a Chain of Four Paper-Clips (Red, Blue, Red, Blue). To The Left of The Skunk, See a Gray Rabbit Standing Upright Playing a Drum. The Background on The Section is White.

On The Bottom Left Section of The Card, See a Standing Mirror. See a Rottweiler on The Face of The Mirror. See a Glowing Silver Bell in The Rottweiler's Open Mouth. See The Word 'IMAGO' Above The Standing Mirror, 'IMAGO' is in Silver Letters. The Background on The Section is Black.

On The Top Left Section of The Card, See an Iron Cauldron, See '6664' on The Side of The Cauldron. Above The Cauldron, See a Platinum Oar. See 'POE' on The Paddle of The Oar, 'POE' is in Black Letters. To The Right of The Cauldron, See a Glowing Red Crystal Skull. To The Left of The Cauldron, See an Orange Bowling Ball. See a Black '44' on The Bowling Ball. The Background on The Section is White.

That Card's Margin is Silver. At Top Center on The Card's Margin, See a Black '85'. On The Bottom Margin of The Card, See The Word 'Signal' in Black Letters.

See a Two-Sided Tarot Card

One Side of the Card is Black-and-White, See The Woman at the Center of the Card Bent Over, Naked, Facing the Left in Stocks, See The Four of Myrtles Behind her, Bare-Chested in a Long Skirt Made of Flesh, See The Four of Myrtles Beating The Woman with a Rod as a Crowd of Demons Looks on

See a Short, Pudgy, Naked Pig Man Chewing off the Fingers of The Woman's Right Hand

See a Bronze Demon in the Form of Cupid Standing Under the Bent-Over Woman, the Cupid Demon is Squeezing The Woman's Right Breast

Above The Woman, see a Giant Black Bat with a Cat's Head Hanging Upside-Down

At the Bottom of the Card it says

'Jenny Paws'

At the Top of the Card it says

'22'

On the Other Side of the Card, See a White and Gray Cat-Woman

The Cat-Woman is at the Center of the Card, She has Blue Eyes, She bares Her Fangs Ferociously, She has a Pink Triangle with a Yellow Third Eye on Her Forehead

The Catwoman Clings to the Tree with Her Claws as she Hisses at whoever is looking at the Card

See a Bow and Quiver with 14 Arrows Slung over Her Right Shoulder

See a Silver Shark's Tooth on a Platinum Chain that Hangs around The Woman's Neck

The Top of the Card says

'Four in the Trees'

The Bottom of the Card says

'The Lynx'

See a Gold Animal in Each Corner

In the Upper Left, See a Crocodile

In the Lower Left, See an Ostrich

In the Lower Right, See a Dolphin

In the Upper Right, See a Lioness