Four 9-6 Tarot Cards for The Hour

See The ATM Machine Spit Out a Tarot Card Instead of Cash

The Background is Violet, The Margin is Silver

At The Center of The Card, See a Gold Sphere with a Glowing White 'XXX' on it. Above the Sphere, See a Gray and Red Cloud in the Shape of a Face, The Face on the Cloud is Similar to the Faces on the Stone Statues at Easter Island. See a Glowing White Star on the Center of The Face's Forehead. See a Gold 'I' on The White Star. Above The Cloud Face, See a Silver Wraith Rising Up From the Cloud Face. The Lower Half of The Silver Wraith is Concealed by the Cloud Face, The Upper Half is in the Form of a Bare-Chested Medusa with 6 Breasts and 4 Arms. In The Wraith's Upper Left Hand, She Holds a Gold Pentagram, (Drawer Points Pentagram). In The Wraith's Upper Right hand, She Holds a Silver Cup. In The Wraith's Lower Left Hand, She Holds a Platinum Marching Baton. In The Wraith's Lower Right Hand, She Holds a Bronze Dagger. The Wraith Has 6 Tentacles Stretching From Her Head Across the Top of The Card. The Wraith has 4 Eyes on Her Face, She has No Nose. The Wraith has a Glowing Obsidian Cube in Her Open Mouth. See '30 Doradus' Across The Wraith's Neckline in Blue.

To The Left of The Center Scene, See a Vertical Rectangle of Tilled Soil, See 6 Vertical Lines in the Soil, The Lines Run the Length of The Rectangle. At The Center of The Rectangle, See a Bronze Ram's Head with Razor-Wire Wrapped Around The Horns. See a Glowing Platinum Cube in The Ram's Mouth with a Gold '41' on it. Above The Ram's Head, See a Silver Sundial. Below The Ram's Head See a Laptop Computer with an Evergreen Tree on the Monitor.

Below The Center Scene, See an Image of the Upper Half of Martha Stewart's Body. Martha Stewart Wears a Black and Silver High-Collared Cloak. She Holds a Silver Platter at Breast Level with Both Hands. On the Silver Platter, See a Pig's Head. Martha Stewart Smiles. To the Left of Martha Stewart, See a Figure in a Black Robe and Smiling Yellow Mask. The Figure Holds a Meat Cleaver in Her Right Hand and a Bloody Human Heart in Her Left Hand. See a Red '55/77' on The Figure's Black Robe. To The Right of Martha Stewart, See a Figure in a Metallic Robe and an Early Industrial Style Welder's Mask. See a Black '77/55' on The Figure's Metallic Robe. The Figure Holds a Meat Mallet in Her Left Hand and a Red and Green Tambourine in Her Right Hand. Above The Scene, It says 'The Big, Bad Wolf' in Red Cartoon-Style Letters. Below The Scene, It says 'The Three Bears' in Yellow Cartoon-Style Letters.

To The Right of The Center Scene, See a LP Record with a Blood-Red Label at Center, on The Label it says '9/360' in Silver. See 2 Silver Tomahawks Crossed on The Record Label. See 2 Foxes Running On The Grooves. One Fox is Blue, One Fox is Red. (Drawer Places Foxes)

On The Top Right Hand Corner of The Card, See a Sun with 8 Rays

On The Top Left Hand Corner, See Spock's Head

On The Lower Left Hand Corner, See a Pot of Gold

On The Lower Right Hand Corner, See a Glowing Pearl

On The Top of The Card, Below The Margin, it says '96 Creationism 69' in Silver

On The Bottom of The Card, Above The Margin, it says, '22 Martha Stewart 132' in Silver

On The Top Margin of The Card it says '14 Garden of Eden 41' in Blue

On The Bottom Margin of The Card it says '11 and 19, Horns and Hell' in Red

On The Right Margin of The Card it says '77 Andrea Fay Borhaven 55' in Black

On The Left Margin of The Card it says '55 Andrea M. Childers 77' in Black

See a Silver Tomahawk on Each of The Four Corners of The Card's Margin

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The Card is Divided into 4 Sections, at The Center of The Card where The 4 Sections Meet,
See a Woman's Clean-Shaven Vagina

In The Upper Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Elizabeth Warren. Elizabeth Warren is Nude and Kneeling Upright. See a Red Rug Under Her Knees. See a Glowing Gold Number '64' Between Her Breasts. With Both of Her Hands, Elizabeth Warren Holds a Glowing Crystal Skull in Front of Her Abdomen. See a Monarch Butterfly on Top of Elizabeth Warren's Head. See a Blue Chess Queen on Elizabeth Warren's Right Shoulder. To Elizabeth Warren's Right, See a White Tiger. To Elizabeth Warren's Left, See a Pink and Chrome R2-D2. Above Elizabeth Warren, See a Gold Cupid with Bow Drawn and Arrow Pointed at The Viewer. The Background on The Section is Cement Gray.

In The Upper Right Hand Section of The Card, See a Pale Naked Woman with Porcupine Quills for Hair. The Woman Wears Blood-Red Sunglasses. See a Gold Number '5' on Each of The Two Lenses. See a Green Number '77' Between Her Breasts. The Woman Holds a Ping-Pong Paddle with Her Left Hand. See an Orange Number '64' on The Ping-Pong Paddle. The Woman Holds a Simon Game with Her Right Hand. The Woman Stands on a Blue Neon Sign That says 'POLTERGEIST'. See a Pig's Severed Head to The Left of The Woman's Feet. See a Man's Severed Head to The Right of The Woman's Feet.
The Background on The Section is Purple.
Across The Top of The Section, See The Name 'Andrea Borhaven' in Silver Letters
At Bottom Center on Section, See a White Number '2224'

In The Lower Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Brandi Glanville. Brandi Glanville Wears an Open Black Leather Trench Coat and Black Boots. Brandi Glanville is Nude Under Her Trenchcoat. See a Glowing Red Number '55' Between Brandi Glanville's Breasts. See Two Horns on Brandi Glanville's Head. The Horn Tips Point Toward The Top of The Card. Brandi Glanville Holds a Dagger with Her Left Hand, She Holds a Perfume Bottle with Her Right Hand. See a Silver Sex Demon Head Above Brandi Glanville's Horn Tips.
To The Right of Brandi Glanville, See an Image of Frankenstein. With Both of his Hands, Frankenstein Holds an Open Laptop Computer. The Monitor is Facing The Viewer. See a Glowing White Sphere on The Monitor. See a Pair of Red Eyes on The Sphere. Under The Eyes, See The Name 'Sextans A' in Black Letters.
To The Left of Brandi Glanville, See an Image of Audrina Patridge. Audrina Patridge is Naked and Hung Upside-Down by a Rope Wrapped Around Her Ankles. Audrina Patridge's Arms have been Removed at the Shoulders. See The Word 'teaM' on Audrina Patridge's Stomach in Blood-Red Letters. See a Black Number '39' Branded on Audrina Patridge's Left Thigh.
The Background on The Section is Bronze.
At Top Center on Section, See The Term 'Dynasty' in White Letters.
At Bottom Center on Section, See a Green Number '10'

In The Lower Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Marilyn Monroe Sitting Naked on a Zebra. With Her Right Hand, Marilyn Monroe Holds a Hand-Mirror Raised Over Her Head. See Sarah Palin's Face on The Face of The Hand Mirror. See Super Mario Standing on Marilyn Monroe's Left Shoulder. See a Silver Number '2' to The Right of Marilyn Monroe, See a Silver Number '2' to The Left of Marilyn Monroe. The Background on The Section is Teal.
At Top Center on Section, See a VHS Cassette with a White Label. See '66/6' on The Label in Black
At Bottom Center on Section, See The Symbol 'Tonti' in Red

In The Upper Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Santa Hat

In The Lower Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Human Skull

In The Lower Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Blue Number '19'

In The Upper Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Chrysalis

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The Card is Divided into 4 Sections, at The Center of The Card where The 4 Sections Meet,
See a Container of Elmer's Glue

In The Upper Left Hand Section of The Card, See a Woman Sitting on a Wooden Rocking Chair. The Woman Wears a Silver Night Gown and Yellow Galoshes. The Woman has a Jack-o-Lantern for a Head. The Woman Has a Ms. Piggy Puppet on Her Left Hand, She Holds a Queen of Hearts Card with Her Right Hand. Above The Jack-o-Lantern, See The Head of a Ventriloquist Dummy. Below The Woman's Feet, See a Silver Number '2224'. To The Woman's Right, See an Image of Mary Luck. Mary Luck Wears a Black Hooded Sweatshirt, Black Pants, Black Work Boots and Black Gloves. Mary Luck Holds a Black Genie Lamp with Her Left Hand, She Holds a Hacksaw with Her Right Hand. To The Woman's Left, See a Komodo Dragon.
The Background on The Section is Yellow.
At Top Center on Section, See a Black Number '77'
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Word 'Poltergeist' in Silver Letters

In The Upper Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Kelly Cass. Kelly Cass Sits on a Black 4-Wheeler ATV. Kelly Cass Wears a Pink Football Jersey with a White Number '67' on The Front. Kelly Cass Wears Pink Cowboy Boots, Her Legs are Bare. Above Kelly Cass' Head, See a Glowing White Crystal Skull. Kelly Cass Holds a Light Bulb with Her Left Hand, She Holds a Gold Masquerade Mask with Her Right Hand. In The Upper Left Portion of The Section, See a Package of Shrimp Flavor Top Ramen. In The Upper Right Portion of The Section, See a Nintendo Game Controller.
The Background on The Section is Silver.
Across The Top of The Section, See The Name 'Kelly' in White Letters
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Name 'Cass' in White Letters

In The Lower Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Lana Parrilla. Lana Parrilla Sits on a White Lawn Chair. Lana Parrilla Wears a White Bikini and Green Thigh-High Boots. Lana Lana Parrilla's Legs are Spread, See a Chinchilla Between Her Thighs. See a Green Number '77' Between Lana Parrilla's Breasts. Lana Parrilla Holds a Gold Chalice with Her Left Hand, See an Emerald Phallus on The Chalice. Lana Parrilla Holds a Tennis Racquet with Her Right Hand. See a Lily Above Lana Parrilla's Head. To Lana Parrilla's Right, See a Snow-Man. The Snow-Man is 3 Balls of Snow, A Pair of Yellow-Framed Jumbo Sunglasses, a Carrot-Nose, a Harmonica for a Mouth, a Green Scarf, a Pair of Pale Human Arms for Arms, a Cucumber for Phallus and a Black Top Hat with a Green Band. See a Yellow Number '111' on The Snow-Man's Top Hat. See Two Bowling Bowls at The Base of The Snow-Man; The Bowling Ball on The Left is Blue, The Bowling Ball on The Right is Red. The Snow-Man Holds a Polaroid Sun 600 Camera with His Right Hand, A Luna Moth Sits on His Left Hand. To Lana Parrilla's Left, See a Dressing Mirror. See a Shadow in The Shape of a Humanoid on The Mirror. At The Top of The Glass, See a Gold Number '110/42'. Below The Dressing Mirror, See Angelina Jolie's Severed Head.
The Background on The Section is Purple.
At Top Center on Section, See a Gold Scientology Cross
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Word 'Satanist' in Green Letters

In The Lower Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Lisa Kudrow. Lisa Kudrow Sits on a Bronze Egg. Lisa Kudrow is Naked Except for a White Kitchen Apron, a Gold High-Heeled Shoe on Her Right Foot and a Paperback Book Duct-Taped to Her Left Foot, The Paperback Covers The Sole of Lisa Kudrow's Left Foot. Lisa Kudrow's Right Leg is Crossed Over Her Left Leg. Above Lisa Kudrow's Head, See a Squeeze Bottle of Cheez Whiz. With Her Right Hand, Lisa Kudrow Holds a White Placard that says 'Rowan' in Blue Letters. With Her Left Hand, Lisa Kudrow Holds a White Placard that says 'Division' in Red Letters. To Lisa Kudrow's Right, See a Gray Andalusian Horse. To Lisa Kudrow's Left, See a Black Tower; See The Word 'Mall' on The Tower in Glowing White Letters.
The Background on The Section is Teal.
At Top Center on Section, See a Pair of Binoculars
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Term 'Bitness' in Black Letters

In The Upper Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Pair of Blue Boxing Gloves

In The Lower Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See The Symbol 'By' in Green

In The Lower Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Boiled Crayfish

In The Upper Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Green Lucky Rabbit's Foot

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The Card is Divided into 4 Sections, at The Center of The Card where The 4 Sections Meet, See a Bronze Sex Demon Head

In The Upper Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Sarah Silverman Centered on The Section. Sarah Silverman Wears a High-Collared Blood-Red Robe. Sarah Silverman Grimaces, Showing Vampire Teeth in Her Open Mouth. See a Trail of Blood Running from The Left Corner of Her Mouth to Her Chin. With Both of Her Hands, Sarah Silverman Holds a Piece of Cardboard in Front of Her Breasts. See 'Zechariah 5:8' Written Across The Cardboard in Green. The Background on The Section is Cement Gray. At Top Center, See a White Number '66'. At Bottom Center, See 'Sick Bitch' in Black Letters.

In The Upper Right Hand Section of The Card, See Raymond Lee Washington's Mugshot. At Top Center of The Section, See The Symbols '20:20 20:20' in Blue. At Bottom Center of The Section, See 'Crip' in Blue Letters.

In The Lower Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Cobie Smulders. Cobie Smulders is Nude, Her Arms and Legs are Removed. She is Mounted on a White Wall. See Tubes and Wires Running From Her Genitals and Neck to a Black Panel on The Wall to Her Left. See The Eye of HAL 9000 on The Panel, Above The Tubes and Wires. See a Blue Number '77' Between Cobie Smulders' Breasts. At Top Center of Section, See 'Wicked Manifest' in Electrified Metallic Lettering. At Bottom Center of Section, See a Gold CBS Eye.

In The Lower Left Hand Section of The Card, See a Console TV. On The Screen, See an Image of Heather O' Rourke in a Black Hooded Sweat-Shirt. Heather O' Rourke Holds Up a 16-Keypad with Her Left Hand. She Flips The Viewer The Bird with Her Right Hand. At Top Center of Section, See 'At-Tariq' in Blue Letters. At Bottom Center of Section, See 'Hollywood' in White Letters.

In The Upper Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Monopoly Game Car

In The Lower Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See The Symbol 'De' in Red

In The Lower Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See an Ant

In The Upper Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Silver Number '44'

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