Four 9-6 Tarot Cards for The Hour

See The ATM Machine Spit Out a Tarot Card Instead of Cash

The Background is Black, The Margin is Silver

At The Center of The Card, See a Silver Sphere with a Blood-Red 'XXX' on it, See a Black Eye of Horus Under the 'XXX'

See an image of Salma Hayek, See her Naked except for Yellow High Heel Shoes and Long Yellow Gloves, she's Leaning Over the Right Side of the Sphere. Her Breasts are Pressed Against the Side of the Sphere, she is posed suggestively, slightly Bent over. Her Elbows Rest on Top of the Sphere, she Holds Up a Platinum Sex Demon Head with an Image of Sasha Grey who is Similarly Posed on the Left Side of the Sphere, Sasha Grey Wears Blue High Heel Shoes and Long Blue Gloves. Both Women Look Toward the Viewer with Smiles on their Faces.

See a Glowing Image of The Guennol Lioness Hovering Above The Sex Demon Head, See a Silver '96' to The Left of The Guennol Lioness and a Gold '69' to the Right of The Guennol Lioness

Above The Center Scene, See a Front-View of a White Rhinoceros with a Gold '14' on its Horn. See a White Wraith Maiden Seated on the Rhino, The White Wraith Maiden Has a Bow Drawn with Arrow Pointed at The Viewer. The White Wraith Maiden Wears a White Robe, She has a Black '22' on Her Forehead, Above The Scene it says, '20:20 Hall Pass' in Platinum. Below The Scene it says 'Cross-Dimensional Messenger' in Platinum.

To The Right of The Center Scene, See a Red Square. At The Center of The Square See a Naked Woman with Long Brown Hair Standing on a White Stone. The White Stone says 'CERTAINTY' on it in Black Letters. The Naked Woman Stands Erect with Feet and Legs Together. See a Blood-Red Unicorn Horn Attached to the Top of The Woman's Forehead. See a Blood-Red '59' Painted Over The Woman's Heart. With Her Right Hand, The Woman Holds a Flaming Sword Raised Over Her Head. In Her Left Hand, She Holds Up a Blue Picket Sign with a Black and Yellow Smiling Cartoon Queen Bee on it, The Queen Bee Wears a Gold Crown. To the Right of The Woman, See an Arctic Fox. To The Left of The Woman, See an Image of Leatherface from The Movie 'Texas Chainsaw Massacre'. Leatherface Stands Holding a Black Chainsaw with a Silver '91' on it. In The Upper Right Hand Portion of The Square, See an Upside-Down Black Cat Sitting on the Ceiling of The Square. The Cat has a Silver '89' on its Body. In The Upper Left Hand Portion of The Square, See 2 Cartoon-Style Black Bombs. The Bomb on the Right says '43' in Gold, The Bomb on the Left says '43' in Silver. At The Bottom of The Scene it says 'Westboro Baptist Church' in Brown.

Below The Center Scene, See a Smiling Alfred E. Newman Head. It says 'Isaiah 6:9' Across Alfred E.'s Forehead in Blue. Under the Alfred E. Head, it says 'What, Me Worry?' in Yellow Letters

To The Left of The Center Scene, See a Blue Upside-Down Triangle. At The Center of The Triangle, See a Naked Silver Woman, She Stands Holding a Gold Trident in Her Left Hand. She Holds a Silver Net in Her Right Hand. See 2 Gray Hyenas to the Left of The Woman, See 2 Gray Hyenas to the Right of The Woman. Above The Silver Woman it says '9' in Yellow. Below The Silver Woman, it says 'Neptune' in Pearl White. See a Gold '6' on Each of The Upper Two Angles of The Upside-Down Triangle, See a Silver '9' on the Bottom Angle.

On The Top Right Hand Corner of The Card, See a Blood-Red Swan

On The Top Left Hand Corner, See Bruce Lee, Shirtless with Blood-Red Pants, in a Furious Pose with Nunchaku Cocked under His Right Arm, His Left Arm is Outstretched Toward the Viewer, Displaying an Open 5-Fingered Hand

On The Lower Left Hand Corner, See a Gold Hammer and Tent-Peg Crossed

On The Lower Right Hand Corner, See a Silver Ostrich

On The Top of The Card, Below The Margin, it says '43 Margie Phelps WBC 43' in Pearl White

On The Bottom of The Card, Above The Margin, it says, '20:20 Anti-Virus' in Pearl White

On The Top Margin of The Card it says 'Neptune 9' in Green

On The Bottom Margin of The Card it says 'Darlene Elizabeth Ferrin 22' in Green

On The Right Margin of The Card it says 'Sasha Grey 22' in Blue

On The Left Margin of The Card it says '808 Salma Hayek 808' in Yellow

See a Green Triangle in Each of The Four Corners of The Card's Margin, (Drawer Points the Triangles)

<Tarantula Nebula 2070 Card, Green Eggs & Ham>

20:20 Sharon Tate 48 Turns Over a Card

The Card is Divided into 4 Sections, at The Center of The Card where The 4 Sections Meet,
See a Woman's Clean-Shaven Vagina

In The Upper Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Mary J. Blige. Mary J. Blige Stands on a Blue Neon Sign That says 'DIVISION'. Mary J. Blige Wears a White Queen's Robe with Gold Trim. Mary J. Blige Wears a Black Derby Hat, See a Gold Number '57' on The Derby Hat. See a Gold CBS Eye Above Mary J. Blige's Head. Mary J. Blige Holds a Machete with Her Left Hand, She Holds a Gold Bar with Her Right Hand. To Mary J. Blige's Left, See an Image of Sarah Butler. Sarah Butler Wears a Black Fur Coat and a Pair of Gold High-Heeled Shoes. Sarah Butler's Coat is Open. Sarah Butler is Naked Under Her Coat. See a Blue Number '13' Between Sarah Butler's Breasts. See a Gold Number '9' Above Sarah Butler's Vagina. Sarah Butler Holds a Tattoo Machine with Her Left Hand, She Holds a Summer Sausage with Her Right Hand. To Mary J. Blige's Right, See an Image of Kelly Killoren Bensimon. Kelly Killoren Bensimon Wears a White Fur Coat and Blue Swimfins. Kelly Killoren Bensimon's Coat is Closed in The Front. With Both Hands, Kelly Killoren Bensimon Holds an In-Cell Clear-Shelled Prison TV in Front of Her Abdomen. On The TV Screen, See a Gold '72/11' on a Black Background.
The Background on The Section is Cement Gray.
Across The Top of The Section, See The Name 'Lincoln Rd.' in White Letters
At Bottom Center on Section, See a Compact Disc

In The Upper Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Kelly Ripa. Kelly Ripa Sits on a Red Leather Armchair. Kelly Ripa is Nude. Kelly Ripa Sits Slouched in The Armchair with Her Left Leg Slung Over The Left Armrest. Kelly Ripa's Right Foot is on The Ground in Front of The Chair, Her Right Knee is Touching The Right Armrest. With Her Right Hand, Kelly Ripa Holds a Hitachi Magic Wand to Her Vagina. Kelly Ripa Holds a Red Apple with Her Left Hand. See Two Horns on Kelly Ripa's Head, The Horn-Tips Point Toward The Top of The Card. See a Gold Egg Above Kelly Ripa's Horn-Tips. To The Right of The Chair, See a Gold Sex Demon Head. To The Left of The Chair, See a Black Beast-Man with Two Horns on His Head. The Beast-Man Grips His Erect Penis with His Right Hand, See Semen Erupting from The Beast-Man's Penis. The Beast-Man Holds a Red and White U-Magnet with His Left Hand.
The Background on The Section is Teal.
At Top Center on Section, See a Gold '20:20'
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Name 'Kelly Ripa' in Red Letters.

In The Lower Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Kyle Richards. Kyle Richards Stands on a Neon White Sign that says 'DYNASTY'. Kyle Richards Wears a Chain-Mail Dress and Silver High-Heeled Shoes. Above Kyle Richards' Head, See a Black Heart; See a White Number '18' on The Black Heart. Kyle Richards Holds a Hypodermic Needle with Her Right Hand, She Holds a Common Kingsnake with Her Left Hand. See a Skunk on Kyle Richards' Right Shoulder. To Kyle Richards' Right, See an Image of Kendall Jenner. Kendall Jenner Wears a Wolf Hide Cloak, with Wolf-Head Hood, a Skirt of Red Human Hair and Black Boots. Kendall Jenner is Bare-Breasted Under Her Open Cloak, See a Gold Number '81' Between Kendall Jenner's Breasts. Kendall Jenner Holds a Punishment Cane with Her Right Hand, She Holds a Red Coffee Cup with Her Left Hand. To Kyle Richards' Left, See a Stone Gargoyle.
The Background on The Section is Yellow.
At Top Center, See The Name 'Kyle' in Black Letters
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Name 'Kendall' in Red Letters.

In The Lower Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Vanessa Williams. Vanessa Williams Stands on a Neon Yellow Sign That Says 'HISI'. Vanessa Williams is Nude Except for a Pair of Platinum Thigh-High Boots. See a Black Number '34' Between Vanessa Williams' Breasts. See Two Outstretched Black Wings on Vanessa Williams' Back. See Two Horns on Vanessa Williams' Head. The Horn-Tips Point Toward The Top of The Card. Vanessa Williams Holds a Wood Cane with Her Left Hand, The Cane Has a Glowing White Crystal Skull for a Head. Vanessa Williams Holds a Platinum Genie Lamp with Her Right Hand. Above Vanessa Williams' Head, See a Gold Grouse.
The Background on The Section is Milky White.
At Top Center on Section, See an Open and Lit Chrome-Zippo Lighter
At Bottom Center on Section, See a Gold High-Heeled Shoe

In The Upper Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Rattlesnake

In The Lower Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Green Eyeshade

In The Lower Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See The Symbol 'Ra' in Green

In The Upper Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Diamond

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Merope Turns Over a Card

The Card is Divided into Four Sections. At the Center, where the Four Points Meet, See a Metallic Medusa's Head Wearing Sunglasses, She has a Glowing Green Cube in Her Mouth with the Number '58' on it in Silver. In the Top Left Hand Corner of the Card, See a Glowing Silver Angel Standing in a Darkened Room, the Angel Stands on the Left Side of the Scene, on the Right Side of the Scene, see the Grim Reaper Holding the Bloodied Corpse of a Woman, There is a White Tag Hanging from the Woman's Left Toe, the Tag says 'Tate 48'.

In the Top Right Hand Corner of the Card, See a Copper Woman, Nude except for a Wide-Brimmed Pointy Black Witch's Hat with a Red Band above the Brim that says 'Merope 29' in Yellow Letters. She Stands Behind an Iron Cauldron, She has Her Arms Upraised with a Man's Severed Head in Her Left Hand and a Man's Severed Genitals in Her Right. 11 Flaming Bees Fly Out of Her Open Mouth. The Cauldron says '22 Synchronicity 44' across it, The Background of the Section is a Night Sky with a White Full Moon in the Upper Right Hand Portion of the section

In the Bottom Right Hand Corner of the Card, See The Copper Witch Seated in a Wooden Rocking Chair Smoking a Cigar, To Her Left, See the Headless 11Mama Vicious19 sitting in a Wooden Rocking Chair Holding Nine Cards in Each of Her Two Hands, See a Naked Woman with a Leather Hood Over Her Head Kneeling on all Fours in front of the Two Witches, Acting as a Coffeetable. The Woman has 'famke-slave' written across Her Side in Black Letters. See a Man's Severed Head on Her Back, to the Right of the Head, see a Pitcher of Water with a Goldfish in it, See a Black Horned Beast Kneeling Behind the Woman, Sodomizing Her, See a Golden Hawk Hovering Above the Scene with its Wings Outstretched, The Hawk has a '7' on each of its Wings, The Background of the Scene is Red with Gray Haze and the Faces of Four Feline Spirits

In Bottom Left Hand Corner of the Card, See a Large Copper Spider, on the Spider's Body, See 'Surah 29' in Black, See an Arctic Fox Above The Spider, The Fox has a Red '41' on its Side and a Green 'N' above its Head. To the Left of the Spider, See a Golden Crocodile with a Black '22' on its Side and Grey 'W' above it, Below the Spider, See a Stone Skull with a Blue '49' on its Forehead and Orange 'S Below it's Chin, To the Right of the Spider, see a Green Dragon's Head with Red and White Plumage, The Dragon has a Glowing Metallic Cube in its Mouth that says '43' in White. See a White and Silver Fairy Sitting on the Spider's Body, the Fairy Holds a Wand in Her Right hand, See a Bright White 'Becca 32' Coming off the Wand in a Silver Sparkling Cloud

In the Top Right Hand Corner of the Card, See Two Women Dressed as Jokers, One in a Green Suit with a Yellow '22' Over Her Breasts, One in a Pink Suit with a White '44' Over Her Breasts. The One in Pink is on the Left, She Holds Up a Lit Barbecue Lighter in Her Left Hand, The One on the Right Holds up a Straight Razor in Her Right Hand

In the Top Left-Hand Corner of the Card, See a Blue Computer Monitor with 'Cindi 42' on the Screen, See 'Cindi 42' in Red Inside a White Heart

In the Bottom Left-Hand Corner of the Card, See a Green Gorilla with Four Horns on His Head

In the Bottom Right Hand Corner of the Card, See the Sphinx

At Top Center, Below the Margin, it says 'Beastism' on a Green Banner in Yellow Letters

At Bottom Center, Above the Margin, it says 'The Spider 29' on a Black Banner in Red Letters

On the Left Hand Margin of the Card, it says, 'Famke Janssen 29' in Black Letters

On the Bottom Margin it says 'Sharon Tate 48' in Black Letters

On the Right Hand Margin it says 'Aileen Wuornos 29' in Black Letters

On the Top Margin it says '96 University' in Black Letters

Scientology Card

Queen

At the Center of the Card, See a Raised Circle of Bricks Surrounding a Lamp, the Lamp is a Simple Black Pole with a Glowing White Orb at the Top. See Four Silver and White Female Wraiths, with Long Silver Hair and Flowing White Robes, Sitting on the Edge of the Circle of Bricks. The Wraiths Sit Close together, with the one at Center Left Laughing as She types on a Mobile Phone, The Wraith to Her Left Looks at the Device with a Fearful look on Her Face, The Wraith immediately to the Right of The Wraith with the Device Looks at the Device with an Angry expression on Her Face, the Wraith to the Far Right Looks to the Sky Weeping

See a Two-Headed Four Armed Gold Jinn in a Purple and Yellow Sparkling Gown Hovering Over the Lamp, Each Head Smiles as they Each hold a Cell phone to their Ears with the Upper Arms on Each Side, The Lower Arm on the Left Side of the Jinn's Body Holds a NBC Peacock, The Lower Arm on the Right Side of the Jinn's Body Holds a Black Playing Card with Route 66 on it in a Bronze Outline.

The Jinn Head on the Right Wears a Silver Tiara thats says '99' at the Center, The Jinn Head on the Left Wears a Pink Ball Cap that says '96' on it in White

In the Upper Left Hand Portion of the Card, See a Close Image of Saturn, Saturn has a '33' Stamped on it in Gold

In the Upper Right Hand Portion of the Card, See a Red Flaming Sword with Arms, Legs and a Scowling Face, The Flaming Sword Holds a Wooden Sign that has 'Garden of Eden' Painted on it in Black Letters.

In the Top Right-Hand Corner of the Card, See a Glowing Gold Raven

In the Top Left Hand Corner of the Card, See a Intihuatana Stone with a Sun Above it and a Chessboard on the Stone

In the Bottom Left Hand Corner of the Card, See a Metallic Genie Style Oil-Lamp with a Smoking Spout

In the Bottom Right Hand Corner of the Card, See a Red 'Hollywood' Sign with a White '86' Spray-Painted on the 'H' in Hollywood

On the Top of the Card it says

'The Network'

At the Bottom of the Card it says

'Operator 99, Operator 96

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