Four 9-6 Tarot Cards for The Hour

Scientology Card

18 of Hearts

At The Center of The Card, See a Gray Face with Small Nose and No Eyes. She Wears a Black Electrified Helmet, She Wears a Glowing Red Octagon Dangling from the Left Side of Her Helmet and a Glowing Green Square Dangling from the Right Side of Her Helmet. See a Silver '18' in Her Open Mouth. See a Gold '20' Above Her Head, See a Gold '4' Below Her Head, See a Copper '2' on Each Side of Her Head.

The Background of The Card is a Gray Cyclone, The Center Head is Over The Eye of The Cyclone.

In the Upper Right Portion of the Card, See The Head of a Red-Haired, Pale-Skinned Woman, The Woman Wears Pink-Rimmed Jumbo Sunglasses and Has a Large Erect Red Penis Protruding from Her Forehead like a Horn, The Woman has a Sideways Vagina for a Mouth and Some Beard on Her Right Cheek. The Woman Wears a Yellow '13' from Her Left Ear as an Earring and a Blue '31' in Her Right Ear.

In the Upper Left Portion of the Card, See a Stone Face Similar to The One at The Center of The Aztec Calendar Stone, See a Gold '37' on The Tongue of The Stone Face

In the Lower Left Portion of the Card, See a Bronze 36-Hour Clock Face

In the Lower Right Portion of the Card, See Angelina Jolie's Severed Head

On the Upper Right Hand Corner of The Card, See a Platinum '27'

On the Upper Left Hand Corner of The Card, See a Crocodile with a Red '13' on its Body

On the Lower Right Hand Corner of The Card, See a Silver Female Leprechaun with a Gold '31' on Her Top-Hat

On the Lower Left Hand Corner of The Card, See a Breakdancer in a Yellow Suit Doing a Back Spin

At the Top of The Card it says 'Minerva 99' in Electrified Metallic Lettering

At The Bottom of The Card it says 'Mind Over Matter' in Silver Lettering

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The Card is Divided into 4 Sections, at The Center of The Card where The 4 Sections Meet,
See a Woman's Clean-Shaven Vagina

In The Upper Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Elizabeth Warren. Elizabeth Warren is Nude and Kneeling Upright. See a Red Rug Under Her Knees. See a Glowing Gold Number '64' Between Her Breasts. With Both of Her Hands, Elizabeth Warren Holds a Glowing Crystal Skull in Front of Her Abdomen. See a Monarch Butterfly on Top of Elizabeth Warren's Head. See a Blue Chess Queen on Elizabeth Warren's Right Shoulder. To Elizabeth Warren's Right, See a White Tiger. To Elizabeth Warren's Left, See a Pink and Chrome R2-D2. Above Elizabeth Warren, See a Gold Cupid with Bow Drawn and Arrow Pointed at The Viewer. The Background on The Section is Cement Gray.

In The Upper Right Hand Section of The Card, See a Pale Naked Woman with Porcupine Quills for Hair. The Woman Wears Blood-Red Sunglasses. See a Gold Number '5' on Each of The Two Lenses. See a Green Number '77' Between Her Breasts. The Woman Holds a Ping-Pong Paddle with Her Left Hand. See an Orange Number '64' on The Ping-Pong Paddle. The Woman Holds a Simon Game with Her Right Hand. The Woman Stands on a Blue Neon Sign That says 'POLTERGEIST'. See a Pig's Severed Head to The Left of The Woman's Feet. See a Man's Severed Head to The Right of The Woman's Feet.
The Background on The Section is Purple.
Across The Top of The Section, See The Name 'Andrea Borhaven' in Silver Letters
At Bottom Center on Section, See a White Number '2224'

In The Lower Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Brandi Glanville. Brandi Glanville Wears an Open Black Leather Trench Coat and Black Boots. Brandi Glanville is Nude Under Her Trenchcoat. See a Glowing Red Number '55' Between Brandi Glanville's Breasts. See Two Horns on Brandi Glanville's Head. The Horn Tips Point Toward The Top of The Card. Brandi Glanville Holds a Dagger with Her Left Hand, She Holds a Perfume Bottle with Her Right Hand. See a Silver Sex Demon Head Above Brandi Glanville's Horn Tips.
To The Right of Brandi Glanville, See an Image of Frankenstein. With Both of his Hands, Frankenstein Holds an Open Laptop Computer. The Monitor is Facing The Viewer. See a Glowing White Sphere on The Monitor. See a Pair of Red Eyes on The Sphere. Under The Eyes, See The Name 'Sextans A' in Black Letters.
To The Left of Brandi Glanville, See an Image of Audrina Patridge. Audrina Patridge is Naked and Hung Upside-Down by a Rope Wrapped Around Her Ankles. Audrina Patridge's Arms have been Removed at the Shoulders. See The Word 'teaM' on Audrina Patridge's Stomach in Blood-Red Letters. See a Black Number '39' Branded on Audrina Patridge's Left Thigh.
The Background on The Section is Bronze.
At Top Center on Section, See The Term 'Dynasty' in White Letters.
At Bottom Center on Section, See a Green Number '10'

In The Lower Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Marilyn Monroe Sitting Naked on a Zebra. With Her Right Hand, Marilyn Monroe Holds a Hand-Mirror Raised Over Her Head. See Sarah Palin's Face on The Face of The Hand Mirror. See Super Mario Standing on Marilyn Monroe's Left Shoulder. See a Silver Number '2' to The Right of Marilyn Monroe, See a Silver Number '2' to The Left of Marilyn Monroe. The Background on The Section is Teal.
At Top Center on Section, See a VHS Cassette with a White Label. See '66/6' on The Label in Black
At Bottom Center on Section, See The Symbol 'Tonti' in Red

In The Upper Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Santa Hat

In The Lower Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Human Skull

In The Lower Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Blue Number '19'

In The Upper Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Chrysalis

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20:20 Abigail Folger 99 Turns Over a Card

The Card is Divided into 4 Sections, at The Center of The Card where The 4 Sections Meet,
See a Bagel

In The Upper Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Katy Perry. Katy Perry Stands on a Neon Pink Sign that says 'WAVE'. Katy Perry Wears a Pink Coat of Feathers and Silver Cowboy Boots. Katy Perry's Legs are Bare. See a Silver Star of David Above Katy Perry's Head. With Her Right Arm, Katy Perry Holds a Toaster Clutched Against Her Body Like a Football. With Her Left Hand, Katy Perry Displays Her Middle Finger to The Viewer. To Katy Perry's Right, See an African Wild Dog. The African Wild Dog has a Blue Baseball Cap in Its Mouth. To Katy Perry's Left, See an Image of Gollum/Sméagol from The Movie 'Lord of The Rings'. Sméagol holds a White Chess Bishop with His Left Hand, He Holds a Green Chess Pawn with His Right Hand.
The Background on The Section is Gray Smoke Over Black.
Across The Top of The Section, See The Name 'Katy Perry' in Pink Letters
At Bottom Center on Section, See a Black Number '96'.

In The Upper Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Erika Christensen. Erika Christensen Stands on a Glowing White Sign that says 'FREQUENCY'. Erika Christensen Wears White Overalls with a Yellow Tank-Top Under. Erika Christensen Wears Black Work Boots. See a Gold Number '808' on The Bib of Erika Christensen's Overalls. See The Symbol 'Tonan' on The Right Leg of Her Overalls, 'Tonan' is in Black Letters. Above Erika Christensen's Head, See a Glowing Gold Windmill with 11 Blades. Erika Christensen Holds a Pink Coffee Cup with Her Left Hand, She Holds a Piece of Pie on a Plate with Her Right Hand (Drawer Picks Pie). To Erika Christensen's Left, See a Gold Woman. The Gold Woman is Naked except for a White Masquerade Mask. With Both Hands, The Gold Woman Holds a Basketball in Front of Her Abdomen. See a Black Number '2224' on The Basketball. To Erika Christensen's Right, See an Image of Jen York. Jen York Wears Tie-Dye Overalls with a Red Tank-Top Under. Jen York Wears Black Work Boots, She has a Pair of Black Goggles with Blue Lenses on Her Head, Her Goggles are Above Her Hair-Line. Jen York Holds a Yellow Broom with Her Right Hand, She Holds a 9-Ball (From Pool Table) with Her Left Hand. The Background on The Section is Cement Gray.
Across The Top of The Section, See The Name 'Minerva' in Silver Letters
At Bottom Center on Section, See a Red Stapler

In The Lower Right Hand Section of The Card, See a Blood-Red Woman. The Blood-Red Woman Wears a White Hockey Mask Over Her Face, Black Leather Thigh-High Boots and Yellow Kitchen Gloves. The Blood-Red Woman Stands on a Bronze Number '71'. With Both Hands, The Blood-Red Woman Holds a Jar in Front of Her Abdomen. See a White Lid on The Jar. See a Barbie Doll Inside The Jar. The Barbie Doll has no Clothes, Arms or Legs. To The Blood-Red Woman's Right, See an Image of Rachel Maddow. Rachel Maddow is Topless, She Wears Blue Jeans with a Belt (Drawer Picks Belt), She Wears Black Work Boots and Red Boxing Gloves. See a Black Number '14' Between Rachel Maddow's Breasts. To The Blood-Red Woman's Left, See a Walrus.
The Background on The Section is Milky White.
At Top Center on Section, See a Black Cat.
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Name 'Genovese' in Blood-Red Letters.

In The Lower Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Elisabeth Röhm. Elisabeth Röhm Stands on a Neon Yellow Sign That says 'SEQUENCE'. Elisabeth Röhm Wears a Yellow Bikini; See a Black Number '7' on Each Breast Cover, See a Blue Number '11' on The Genital Cover. Elisabeth Röhm Wears Glowing Gold Tennis Shoes. Elisabeth Röhm Holds a Triangular Slice of Watermelon with Her Right Hand, She Holds a Gerbil with Her Left Hand. See a Brown Maple Leaf Above Elisabeth Röhm's Head. See a Blue Number 4 on The Maple Leaf. To Elisabeth Röhm's Right, See an Image of Elizabeth Prann. Elizabeth Prann Wears Blue Coveralls and Black Work Boots. Elizabeth Prann's Coveralls are Open in The Front, Her Breasts and Abdomen are Bare. See a Gold Number '22' Between Elizabeth Prann's Breasts. Elizabeth Prann Holds a Blue Bucket with Her Right Hand, She Holds a Hacksaw with Her Left Hand. To Elisabeth Röhm's Left, See an Image of Kirstie Alley. Kirstie Alley Wears a Silver Ball Gown and a Gold Queen's Crown. With Both Hands, Kirstie Alley Points a Sawed-Off Shotgun at Elisabeth Röhm. Above Kirstie Alley's Head, See a Flaming Number '44'.
The Background on The Section is Pink.
At Top Center on Section, See a Blue Number '66'
At Bottom Center on Section, See a Yellow Number '6'

In The Upper Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See The Number '4' in Green

In The Lower Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Platinum Egg

In The Lower Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Mouthguard

In The Upper Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Bronze Film Reel

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See The ATM Machine Spit Out a Tarot Card Instead of Cash

The Background is Green Strings of Binary Code on Black, The Margin is Silver

At The Center of The Card, See a Gold Ring 'O'. At The Center of The Ring, See an Image of Marissa Mayer. Marissa Mayer Wears a Black Jacket and Black Skirt with a Dark Pink Blouse. She Holds a Mirror in Front of Her Breasts and Abdomen with Both Hands. See a Spiral Galaxy on The Mirror. See a Crow on Marissa Mayer's Left Shoulder. See a Silver Leprechaun on Her Right Shoulder. See a Gold CBS Eye Above Marissa Mayer's Head. Marissa Mayer Smiles.

Above The Center Image, See a Blood Moon with a Pair of Feminine Eyes, See an Electrified Metallic '92' on The Face of The Blood Moon Where a Mouth Would Be. Below The Blood Moon, See a Pearl White Banner that says 'The Morrígan' on it in Blood-Red Letters.

To The Right of The Center Image, See a Willow Tree. On The Willow Tree, See an Image of Jen York from KREM 2 News. Jen York Wears a Toga and has a Garland on Her Head. She Holds a Flaming Sword Upraised with Her Left Hand. She holds a Gold Chalice in Her Right Hand. See a Ruby on The Chalice. See a Silver Banner At Top Center on Willow, See The Name 'Sophia' on The Banner in Electric Blue Letters. Jen York Grins Slightly. See a Tetractys to the Right of Jen York's Body; See a 16-Keypad to the Left of Jen York's Body. At The Base of The Willow Tree, See Crocodile.

Below The Center Image, See a Silver Hexagon. On The Hexagon, See a White Tiger. At Top Center on The Hexagon, See an Electric Blue '33'. Above The Hexagon, See The Tecpatl Symbol. To the Right of The Hexagon, See a Hornet. Below The Hexagon, See a Globe. To The Left of The Hexagon, See a Cell Phone.

To The Left of The Center Image, See a Turquoise Chess Queen. See a Yellow '49' on The Chess Queen. Above The Chess Queen, See a Microscope. To The Right of The Chess Queen, See a 12-Hour Clock Face on a Hexagon (Drawer Sets Hands). Below The Chess Queen, See The Tōchtli Symbol. To The Left of The Chess Queen, See a Conducter's Baton and a Long-Stemmed Red Rose Crossed.

On The Top Right Hand Corner of The Card, See a Blue Coffee Cup (Drawer Points Handle), See a White '89' Under a Pair of Gray Cat's Eyes on The Side of The Coffee Cup.

On The Top Left Hand Corner, See Speedy Gonzalez

On The Lower Left Hand Corner, See a Human Brain

On The Lower Right Hand Corner, See 3 Three-Pronged Tridents with Handles Crossed

On The Top of The Card, Below The Margin, it says 'Matrix' in Silver

On The Bottom of The Card, Above The Margin, it says, '20:20 Book of Portals' in Green

On The Top Margin of The Card it says 'Horological Demonology' in Gold

On The Bottom Margin of The Card it says 'Who's on First' in Pearl White

On The Right Margin of The Card it says 'Jen York 63' in Green

On The Left Margin of The Card it says 'Marissa Mayer 22' in Black

See a Lincoln Penny on Each of The Four Corners of The Card's Margin (Drawer Makes It Heads or Tails)

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