Friday, January 23, 2015

Four 9-6 Tarot Cards for The Hour

See The ATM Machine Spit Out a Tarot Card Instead of Cash
The Background is a Light Blue Haze, The Margin is Silver
At The Center of The Card, See a Bronze Egg with '2070' Painted on it in Green
See Gwyneth Paltrow Sitting on Top of The Egg with her Legs Crossed, She Wears Blue Jeans, No Shoes and She Wears a Brown T-Shirt with a Bronze Sex Demon Head on it. Gwyneth Paltrow Smiles, she has '808' Painted on her Forehead in Red. In her Left Hand she holds up a Blue Book that says 'Kalevala' on the Cover in Gold Letters, In her Right Hand she Holds up a White Porcupine. She has a Lily in her Hair on the Left Side, She has a Blood-Red Lion Standing on her Right Shoulder Looking at her Face.
Above The Center Image, See a Glowing Silver Orb with an Air-Craft Carrier on it's Face, See a USA Flag on the Aircraft Carrier, See a White Electrified Tiger on the Aircraft Carrier, The Tiger has a Black '33' on its Head. See an Ace of Clubs on the Aircraft Carrier and a Green Porcupine. See 4 Planes on the Aircraft Carrier. See a Black Medusa's Head Above The Aircraft Carrier, The Medusa's Head has Angry Red Eyes and a Glowing Gold Cube in Her Mouth, See '33' on the Cube in Neon Red
To The Left of The Center Image, See a Gold Female Archer with 14 Arrows in Her Quiver, See a Silver '79' Stamped on the Side of Her Quiver, The Archer Stands with Bow Upraised Toward the Right Side of The Card, an Electrified Arrow Pointed at the AirCraft Carrier, See a Purple Porcupine at The Female Archer's Feet
Below The Center Image, See a Red Cyclone with Silver and Gold Sparkles, The Cyclone has a Green '18' at its Eye, A Gold '2' on Both the Right and the Left Side of the Eye, a Black '20' above the Eye and a Blue '4' Below the Eye. See a Black Porcupine to The Right of The '18'
To The Right of The Center Image, See a Silver Bell with 'Acton' Engraved on it. See The Top Half of a Pale-White Bare-Chested Medusa Upside-Down, Hanging Out the Bottom Half of the Bell, The Medusa Smiles Showing Sharp Teeth and Fangs. She Wears Gold Sunglasses and Holds a White Banner, Her Arms are Outstretched Toward The Bottom of The Card, The Banner says 'Sagittarius A' on it in Blue Letters. See a Figure in a Silver Hooded Robe Standing on Top of The Bell, 'Agent 20:20' is Emblazoned Across The Figure's Robe in Gold. The Figure Raises a Bloodied Machete with His Left Hand, He Holds a Stone Aztec Calendar at His Side in His Right Hand.
On The Top Right Hand Corner of The Card, See a Silver Fairy Holding a Punishment Cane in Her Left Hand and an 8-Ball in Her Right hand, The Silver Fairy has a Cigar in Her Mouth
On The Top Left Hand Corner, See a Magnifying Glass and Sherlock Holmes Pipe
On The Lower Left Hand Corner, See a NBC Peacock
On The Lower Right Hand Corner, See the Image of a Monster Alien from The Movie Alien
On The Top of The Card, Below The Margin, it says 'Navy' in Yellow Letters
On The Bottom of The Card, Above The Margin, it says, 'Enceladus' in Yellow Letters
On The Top Margin of The Card it says '33 Monika Washington Stoker 33' in Blue
On The Bottom Margin of The Card it says '800 Carl von Clausewitz 800' in Black
On The Right Margin of The Card it says 'Xipe Totec 14' in Gold
On The Left Margin of The Card it says 'Gwyneth Paltrow 79' in Gold
See a Black '11' on a Red Octagon on Each of The Four Corners of The Margin

See The ATM Machine Spit Out a Tarot Card Instead of Cash
The Background is Blue, The Margin is Silver
At The Center of The Card, See a Silver Ring 'O'. See an Image of Iliza Shlesinger Standing Naked Inside The Ring. Iliza Shlesinger Holds a Green Serpent Upraised with Left Hand, she holds a Rolled Up Glowing Gold Scroll in her Right Hand. See '2/22' in Red Between Iliza Shlesinger's Breasts. See a Platinum Lyre Above Iliza Shlesinger's Head. See a Bald Eagle Perched on Iliza Shlesinger's Right Shoulder. See 'Luke 18:27' in Gold Above Iliza Shlesinger's Pubic Area. See a Gold Slave Collar on Iliza Shlesinger's Neck. Iliza Shlesinger Smiles.
Above The Center Image, See the Image of Ellen G. White Seated w/Pen&Paper in Dark Dress. See a Crimson Banner Above Ellen G. White's Head. See '14 Ellen G. White 41' on The Banner, in Gold Lettering. Below The Image of Ellen G. White, See a Black '55'. To Ellen G. White's Right, See a Yellow '69'. To Ellen G. White's Left, See a Green '96'.
To The Right of The Center Image, See an Image of Rachel Maddow Smiling at her Newsdesk. On the Monitor Behind Rachel Maddow, See a Platinum Ram's Head w/Razor Wrapped Around The Horns. See a Green '41' Above The Ram's Head. The Background on Monitor is Crimson.
See 14 Small Green Trees Spread Across the Top Rachel Maddow's Desk. Rachel Maddow Holds a Shiny Metal Bicycle-Kickstand in her Hands, her Hands are resting on her Desk. See an English Setter Sitting in Front of Rachel Maddow's Desk.
Below The Center Image, See a Black '73' Surrounded by 4 Skulls. The Skull Above The '73' is Gray with a Pink 'N' on its Forehead. The Skull to the Right of The '73' is Yellow with a Blue 'E' on its Forehead. The Skull Under The '73' is Red with a White 'S' on its Forehead. The Skull to the Left of The '73' is Green with a Silver 'W' on its Forehead.
To The Left of The Center Image, See Ilse Koch Standing in Front of a Bronze Swastika. Ilse Koch is Wearing a Long Black Skirt, Black Boots, Black Gloves and She's Wearing a Silver Helmet w/Four White Horns on Her Head. Ilse Koch is not Wearing a Top. In Her Left Hand, Ilse Koch is Holding a Gold Maul. In Her Right Hand, Ilse Koch Holds a Platinum Sex Demon Head Upraised Like The Statue of Liberty's Torch. Above The Horn Tips on Ilse Koch's Helmet, See The Malīnalli Symbol. Ilse Koch Wears a Metallic Chain Around Her Neck, Hanging on The Chain Between Her Breasts, See a Shiny Metallic '90'.
On The Top Right Hand Corner of The Card, See Stripe from The Movie 'Gremlins'
On The Top Left Hand Corner, See a Gold Chess Queen
On The Lower Left Hand Corner, See a Pentacle
On The Lower Right Hand Corner, See Smurfette
On The Top of The Card, Below The Margin, it says 'Witchcraft' in Yellow
On The Bottom of The Card, Above The Margin, it says, 'Mictlantecuhtli 73' in Red
On The Top Margin of The Card it says 'Ilse Koch 90' in Black
On The Bottom Margin of The Card it says 'Iliza Shlesinger 2/22' in Red
On The Right Margin of The Card it says 'Rachel Maddow 14' in Red
On The Left Margin of The Card it says 'Pluto 404' in Black
See a Diamond on Each of The Four Corners of The Card's Margin
<Tarantula Nebula 2070 Card, Green Eggs & Ham>

The Card is Divided into Four Sections, At The Center of The Card Where The Four Sections Meet, See a Bronze Armadillo, See a Blue '28' on The Armadillo.
On The Top Right Section of The Card, See a Naked Blue Woman with Silver Hair and Red Eyes. With Both Hands, The Blue Woman Holds a Flaming Four-Pronged Trident. The Blue Woman Stands on a Gray Stone. See 'CERTAINTY' on The Face of The Stone. See a Glowing White '9' Above The Blue Woman's Head. To The Right of The Blue Woman, See a Red Octagon. See The Symbol 'POTS' on The Red Octagon, 'POTS' is in White Letters. To The Left of The Blue Woman, See a Weasel Standing Upright Playing a Flute. The Background on The Section is Black.
On The Bottom Right Section of The Card, See a Skunk Standing Upright, The Skunk Wears a Black Top Hat. The Skunk Holds a Tommy Gun with its Two Front Paws. The Skunk Stands on a Green Neon Sign That says 'ANTHRAX'. See a Glowing Red '777' Above The Skunk's Hat. To The Right of The Skunk, See a Chain of Four Paper-Clips (Red, Blue, Red, Blue). To The Left of The Skunk, See a Gray Rabbit Standing Upright Playing a Drum. The Background on The Section is White.
On The Bottom Left Section of The Card, See a Standing Mirror. See a Rottweiler on The Face of The Mirror. See a Glowing Silver Bell in The Rottweiler's Open Mouth. See The Word 'IMAGO' Above The Standing Mirror, 'IMAGO' is in Silver Letters. The Background on The Section is Black.
On The Top Left Section of The Card, See an Iron Cauldron, See '6664' on The Side of The Cauldron. Above The Cauldron, See a Platinum Oar. See 'POE' on The Paddle of The Oar, 'POE' is in Black Letters. To The Right of The Cauldron, See a Glowing Red Crystal Skull. To The Left of The Cauldron, See an Orange Bowling Ball. See a Black '44' on The Bowling Ball. The Background on The Section is White.
That Card's Margin is Silver. At Top Center on The Card's Margin, See a Black '85'. On The Bottom Margin of The Card, See The Word 'Signal' in Black Letters.

The Mercurial 6
Hexagon
Scarlett Johansson
Centered on The Card, See an Image of Scarlett Johansson. Scarlett Johansson Stands on a Red Neon Sign That says 'SATAN'. Scarlett Johansson is Nude Except for a Pair of Black and Red Cowboy Boots and a Gold Helmet on Her Head. The Helmet Has 4 Horns That Point Toward The Top of The Card. See a Blood-Red Number '66' Between Scarlett Johansson's Breasts. Scarlett Johansson Uses Both of Her Hands to Hold a Glowing Crystal Skull in Front of Her Abdomen. See a Green Cocoon on The Forehead of The Crystal Skull. See a Crow on Scarlett Johansson's Left Shoulder, See a Silver Leprechaun on Her Right Shoulder. Above The Tips of The 4 Horns, See a Platinum Ram's Head with Razor Wire Wrapped Around The Horns.
To Scarlett Johansson's Right, See Baboon Sitting on Top of a Brown Barrel. On The Side of The Barrel, See The Term 'Monkeys' in Red Letters. Above The Baboon's Head, See a Yellow CBS Eye.
To Scarlett Johansson's Left, See a Pearl White Medusa with Albino Snakes for Hair. The Medusa is Naked, She Has The Form of an Earth Woman. The Medusa Wears Black Sunglasses; She Grimaces, See a Pair of Fangs in Her Mouth. Medusa Holds a Simon Game with Her Right Hand. With Her Left Hand, She Holds a Platinum Sex Demon Head Raised Over Her Head Like a Torch.
See a Nile Crocodile Under The 'SATAN' Sign.
The Background on The Card is Teal.
On The Upper Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Black Swan
On The Lower Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Black Number '41'
At The Top of The Card it says
'4-H Satanism'
At The Bottom of The Card it says
'The Scarlett Stone'
(Drawer Picks Colors of Bottom&Top Label Lettering)

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