Thursday, January 29, 2015

Four 9-6 Tarot Cards for The Hour

20:20 Abigail Folger 99 Turns Over a Card
The Card is Divided into 4 Sections, at The Center of The Card where The 4 Sections Meet,
See a Red Backpack
In The Upper Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Elisabeth Hasselbeck. Elisabeth Hasselbeck Stands on a Blood-Red Number '44'. Elisabeth Hasselbeck is Naked Except for a Black Slave Collar on Her Neck. Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Arms have been removed at the Shoulders. See a Blood-Red Number '13' Above Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Vagina, See a Blue Number '31' Between Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Breasts. Above Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Head, See an Open Straight-Razor. See a Black Number '41' on Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Left Thigh. To Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Right, See a Black Beast Man with Two Horns on His Head. The Black Beast Man has an Erection. With His Right Hand, The Beast Man Holds Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Right Arm Raised Above His Head. With His Left Hand, The Beast Man Holds Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Left Arm Raised Above His Head. To Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Left, See a Platinum Chess Queen. Above The Platinum Chess Queen, See a Glowing Gold Pen. Below The Platinum Chess Queen, See The Word 'Access' in Glowing Gold Letters.
The Background on The Section is Milky White.
At Top Center on Section, See The Symbol 'GHI' in Gold
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Words, 'The Hard Way' in Black Letters.
In The Upper Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Katy Perry. Katy Perry Stands on a Silver Number '66'. Katy Perry Wears a Pink Ball Gown and a Blue Top Hat, See a White Number '66' on The Top Hat. Above The Top Hat, See an Ace of Clubs. With Her Right Hand, Katy Perry Holds a White Placard; See The Word 'TRUE' on The Placard in Gold Letters. With Her Left Hand, Katy Perry Holds a White Placard That says 'TURD' on it in Yellow Letters. To Katy Perry's Left, See an Image of Scarlett Johansson. Scarlett Johansson is Naked Except for a Pair of Black and Red Cowboy Boots. With Both Arms and Hands, Scarlett Johansson Holds a Lamb. See a Gold Number '66' Above Scarlett Johansson's Head. To Katy Perry's Right, See an Image of Jennifer Aniston. Jennifer Aniston is Naked, Her Arms and Legs have been Cut off at Elbows and Knees. The Handle of a Yellow Broom has Been Inserted Part Way into Jennifer Aniston's Vagina. See a Turd Between Jennifer Aniston's Breasts.
The Background on The Section is Black with Rows of Green Binary Code Strings.
At Top Center on Section, See a Perfume Bottle
At Bottom Center on Section, See The Word 'Values' in Silver Letters
In The Lower Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Erika Christensen. Erika Christensen Wears a White Ball Gown. See a Splotch of Feces on Erika Christensen's Gown (Drawer Positions Poo). See a Glowing Gold Number '808' Above Erika Christensen's Head. With Her Left Hand, Erika Christensen Holds a Turtle. With Her Right Hand, Erika Christensen Holds a Rubik's Cube. To Erika Christensen's Right, See an Image of Megan Stevenson. Megan Stevenson Wears a Yellow Rain-Coat and Yellow Galoshes. Her Legs are Bare. See a Silver Halo Above Megan Stevenson's Head. See a Glowing Gold '777' Above Megan Stevenson's Halo. See The Symbol 'Tonde' on The Left Arm of Megan Stevenson's Raincoat, 'Tonde' is in White Letters. With Her Right Hand, Megan Stevenson Holds a Glowing Gold Blow-Dryer. With Her Left Hand, Megan Stevenson Holds a Pink Hula Hoop. To Erika Christensen's Left, See a Leopard.
The Background on The Section is Black.
At Top Center on Section, See a White Number '901'.
At Bottom Center on Section, See The Word 'Moral' in Gold Letters
In The Lower Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Margie Phelps. Margie Phelps Stands on a Bronze Number '43'. Margie Phelps Wears a Yellow Sign That Covers Her Body from The Base of Her Neck to Her Mid-Thighs. Margie Phelps' Lower Legs, Feet, Arms, Hands, Neck and Head are Bare. On The Sign, See The Question 'Whose Momma Nasty?' in Black Letters. See a Chrome Bicycle-Kickstand Above Margie Phelps' Head. With Her Right Hand, Margie Phelps Holds a Sling-Shot. With Her Left Hand, Margie Phelps Holds a Pink Rectangular Box. The Label on The Box says 'AntiVirus' in Silver Letters.
The Background on The Section is Blue.
Across The Top of The Section, See The Name 'Uranus' in Silver Letters
At Bottom Center on Section, See a Beaver.
In The Upper Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Barbie Doll without Arms, Legs or Clothes
In The Lower Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Green Number '10'
In The Lower Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Blue Maple Leaf
In The Upper Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Hair-Brush
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Scientology Card
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At The Center of The Card, See a Gray Face with Small Nose and No Eyes. She Wears a Black Electrified Helmet, She Wears a Glowing Red Octagon Dangling from the Left Side of Her Helmet and a Glowing Green Square Dangling from the Right Side of Her Helmet. See a Silver '18' in Her Open Mouth. See a Gold '20' Above Her Head, See a Gold '4' Below Her Head, See a Copper '2' on Each Side of Her Head.
The Background of The Card is a Gray Cyclone, The Center Head is Over The Eye of The Cyclone.
In the Upper Right Portion of the Card, See The Head of a Red-Haired, Pale-Skinned Woman, The Woman Wears Pink-Rimmed Jumbo Sunglasses and Has a Large Erect Red Penis Protruding from Her Forehead like a Horn, The Woman has a Sideways Vagina for a Mouth and Some Beard on Her Right Cheek. The Woman Wears a Yellow '13' from Her Left Ear as an Earring and a Blue '31' in Her Right Ear.
In the Upper Left Portion of the Card, See a Stone Face Similar to The One at The Center of The Aztec Calendar Stone, See a Gold '37' on The Tongue of The Stone Face
In the Lower Left Portion of the Card, See a Bronze 36-Hour Clock Face
In the Lower Right Portion of the Card, See Angelina Jolie's Severed Head
On the Upper Right Hand Corner of The Card, See a Platinum '27'
On the Upper Left Hand Corner of The Card, See a Crocodile with a Red '13' on its Body
On the Lower Right Hand Corner of The Card, See a Silver Female Leprechaun with a Gold '31' on Her Top-Hat
On the Lower Left Hand Corner of The Card, See a Breakdancer in a Yellow Suit Doing a Back Spin
At the Top of The Card it says 'Minerva 99' in Electrified Metallic Lettering
At The Bottom of The Card it says 'Mind Over Matter' in Silver Lettering

20:20 Abigail Folger 99 Turns Over a Card
The Card is Divided into 4 Sections, at The Center of The Card where The 4 Sections Meet,
See a Blood-Red Caduceus
In The Upper Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Vanessa Williams. Vanessa Williams is Nude, She Sits on a Harley-Davidson Motorcycle. Above Vanessa Williams' Head, See a Silver Ram's Head with Razor-Wire Wrapped Around The Horns. The Background on The Section is Cement Gray.
On Top Center on Section, See The Symbol 'Se' in Black
In The Upper Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Sharon Tate. Sharon Tate is Nude, She Sits on a Rhinoceros. Sharon Tate Holds a Bow Drawn with an Electrified Arrow Pointed at The Viewer. The Background on The Section is Turquoise.
On Top Center on Section, See a Silver Number '199'
On Bottom Center on Section, See a Gold Number '48'
In The Lower Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Hillary Clinton. Hillary Clinton is on Her Hands and Knees, She Faces The Viewer. Hillary Clinton Wears a Potato Sack. See an Image of Sandy Rios Straddling Hillary Clinton's Back. Sandy Rios Wears a Red and White Polka Dot One-Piece 50's Style Bathing Suit. Sandy Rios Holds a Microphone in Her Right Hand, She Holds a Perfume Bottle with Her Left Hand. The Background on The Scene is Milky White.
On Bottom Center on Section, See The Term 'Rule 34'
On The Upper Right Corner of Section, See The Symbol 'Tonde' in Black
In The Lower Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Kathryn Ruemmler. Kathryn Ruemmler is Nude, She Sits on a Silver Unicorn. Kathryn Ruemmler Holds a Flaming Sword Upraised with Her Right Hand, She Holds a Power-Drill with Her Left Hand. See a Blue Number '42' Between Kathryn Ruemmler's Breasts. The Background on The Section is a Blue-and-Green Tie-Dye Spiral.
On The Upper Left Corner of Section, See a Black Number '166'
In The Upper Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Caterpillar
In The Lower Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Black Number '10'
In The Lower Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Pickle
In The Upper Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See an Image of Yoda's Head
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See The ATM Machine Spit Out a Tarot Card Instead of Cash
The Background is Orange, The Margin is Silver
At The Center of The Card, See a Platinum Ring 'O'. At The Center of The Ring, See an Image of The Statue of Liberty.
Above The Center Image, See a Black and Green Candy-Cane-Striped Chess Queen. Above The Chess Queen, See The Name and Numbers '27 Susan Elizabeth Rice 54' in Silver Lettering. To the Right of The Chess Queen, See a Tetractys Made Up of White Skulls. To The Left of The Chess Queen, See an Oak Tree. Below The Chess Queen, See a Platinum CBS Eye.
To The Right of The Center Image, See an Image of Walter Payton 34 in Full Football Gear. Walter Payton Clutches a Football (Drawer Places Ball in Right or Left Hand). Above Walter Payton's Helmet, See The Name and Number 'Walter Payton 34' in Dark Blue Lettering. Below Walter Payton, See The Words 'Info War' in Electrified Metallic Letters.
Below The Center Image, See a Platinum 12-Hour Clock-Face (Drawer Places Clock Arms). Above The Clock-Face, See The Symbol '66/6' in Silver. Below The Clockface, See The Words 'Conformed Dimension' in Faint Gray Letters. To the Right of The Clock Face, See The Tōchtli Symbol. To the Left of The Clock Face, See a DeLorean.
To The Left of The Center Image, See a Black 4-Headed Hydra. From Left, The First Hydra-Head has a Peace Symbol in its Mouth. The Second Hydra-Head has a Smurf in its Mouth. The Third Hydra-Head has a Platinum Sex Demon Head in its Mouth, The Fourth Hydra-Head has a Glowing Rainbow-Colored Matrix Cube in its Mouth. Above The Hydra, See The Number '13' in Blood-Red. Below The Hydra, See The Words '20:20 Milk and Honey' in White Lettering.
On The Top Right Hand Corner of The Card, See The Symbol '72/11' in Gold
On The Top Left Hand Corner, See an Arctic Fox
On The Lower Left Hand Corner, See a Number '41' in Black
On The Lower Right Hand Corner, See an Apple Pie
On The Top of The Card, Below The Margin, it says 'USA' in Platinum
On The Bottom of The Card, Above The Margin, it says, 'Intelligent Design' in Platinum
On The Top Margin of The Card it says 'Lore' in Dark-Blue
On The Bottom Margin of The Card it says '9-6 Programmers' in Blood-Red
On The Right Margin of The Card it says 'Data Mart' in Neon Green
On The Left Margin of The Card it says '#SixteenKeys' in Neon Blue
See a Chess Knight on Each of The Four Corners of The Card's Margin: Top-Left Corner/Blue Knight, Top Right Corner/Black Knight, Bottom-Right Corner/Red Knight, Bottom-Left Corner/White Knight.
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