Four 9-6 Tarot Cards for The Hour

See The ATM Machine Spit Out a Tarot Card Instead of Cash

The Background is Black, The Margin is Silver

At The Center of The Card, See a Silver Sphere with a Blood-Red 'XXX' on it, See a Black Eye of Horus Under the 'XXX'

See an image of Salma Hayek, See her Naked except for Yellow High Heel Shoes and Long Yellow Gloves, she's Leaning Over the Right Side of the Sphere. Her Breasts are Pressed Against the Side of the Sphere, she is posed suggestively, slightly Bent over. Her Elbows Rest on Top of the Sphere, she Holds Up a Platinum Sex Demon Head with an Image of Sasha Grey who is Similarly Posed on the Left Side of the Sphere, Sasha Grey Wears Blue High Heel Shoes and Long Blue Gloves. Both Women Look Toward the Viewer with Smiles on their Faces.

See a Glowing Image of The Guennol Lioness Hovering Above The Sex Demon Head, See a Silver '96' to The Left of The Guennol Lioness and a Gold '69' to the Right of The Guennol Lioness

Above The Center Scene, See a Front-View of a White Rhinoceros with a Gold '14' on its Horn. See a White Wraith Maiden Seated on the Rhino, The White Wraith Maiden Has a Bow Drawn with Arrow Pointed at The Viewer. The White Wraith Maiden Wears a White Robe, She has a Black '22' on Her Forehead, Above The Scene it says, '20:20 Hall Pass' in Platinum. Below The Scene it says 'Cross-Dimensional Messenger' in Platinum.

To The Right of The Center Scene, See a Red Square. At The Center of The Square See a Naked Woman with Long Brown Hair Standing on a White Stone. The White Stone says 'CERTAINTY' on it in Black Letters. The Naked Woman Stands Erect with Feet and Legs Together. See a Blood-Red Unicorn Horn Attached to the Top of The Woman's Forehead. See a Blood-Red '59' Painted Over The Woman's Heart. With Her Right Hand, The Woman Holds a Flaming Sword Raised Over Her Head. In Her Left Hand, She Holds Up a Blue Picket Sign with a Black and Yellow Smiling Cartoon Queen Bee on it, The Queen Bee Wears a Gold Crown. To the Right of The Woman, See an Arctic Fox. To The Left of The Woman, See an Image of Leatherface from The Movie 'Texas Chainsaw Massacre'. Leatherface Stands Holding a Black Chainsaw with a Silver '91' on it. In The Upper Right Hand Portion of The Square, See an Upside-Down Black Cat Sitting on the Ceiling of The Square. The Cat has a Silver '89' on its Body. In The Upper Left Hand Portion of The Square, See 2 Cartoon-Style Black Bombs. The Bomb on the Right says '43' in Gold, The Bomb on the Left says '43' in Silver. At The Bottom of The Scene it says 'Westboro Baptist Church' in Brown.

Below The Center Scene, See a Smiling Alfred E. Newman Head. It says 'Isaiah 6:9' Across Alfred E.'s Forehead in Blue. Under the Alfred E. Head, it says 'What, Me Worry?' in Yellow Letters

To The Left of The Center Scene, See a Blue Upside-Down Triangle. At The Center of The Triangle, See a Naked Silver Woman, She Stands Holding a Gold Trident in Her Left Hand. She Holds a Silver Net in Her Right Hand. See 2 Gray Hyenas to the Left of The Woman, See 2 Gray Hyenas to the Right of The Woman. Above The Silver Woman it says '9' in Yellow. Below The Silver Woman, it says 'Neptune' in Pearl White. See a Gold '6' on Each of The Upper Two Angles of The Upside-Down Triangle, See a Silver '9' on the Bottom Angle.

On The Top Right Hand Corner of The Card, See a Blood-Red Swan

On The Top Left Hand Corner, See Bruce Lee, Shirtless with Blood-Red Pants, in a Furious Pose with Nunchaku Cocked under His Right Arm, His Left Arm is Outstretched Toward the Viewer, Displaying an Open 5-Fingered Hand

On The Lower Left Hand Corner, See a Gold Hammer and Tent-Peg Crossed

On The Lower Right Hand Corner, See a Silver Ostrich

On The Top of The Card, Below The Margin, it says '43 Margie Phelps WBC 43' in Pearl White

On The Bottom of The Card, Above The Margin, it says, '20:20 Anti-Virus' in Pearl White

On The Top Margin of The Card it says 'Neptune 9' in Green

On The Bottom Margin of The Card it says 'Darlene Elizabeth Ferrin 22' in Green

On The Right Margin of The Card it says 'Sasha Grey 22' in Blue

On The Left Margin of The Card it says '808 Salma Hayek 808' in Yellow

See a Green Triangle in Each of The Four Corners of The Card's Margin, (Drawer Points the Triangles)

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The Card is Divided into 4 Sections, at The Center of The Card where The 4 Sections Meet, See
a Stone Phallus

In The Upper Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of a Silver Woman Wearing an Open Black Trenchcoat, Black Boots and a Gas Mask. The Woman is Nude Under The Trenchcoat. See a Blood-Red Number '62' Between The Woman's Breasts. The Woman Holds a Lit Red Candle with Her Right Hand, She Holds a Crowbar with Her Left Hand. See a Falcon Perched on The Woman's Right Shoulder. Above The Woman's Head, See a Miquiztli Symbol. Above The Miquiztli Symbol, See a First Quarter Moon. To The Woman's Right, See a German Shepherd. To The Woman's Left, See a Red Fire Hydrant.
The Background on The Section is Gold.
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Name 'Therese Brandl' in Black Letters.

In The Upper Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Jen York. Jen York is Nude, She Stands on a Gold Number '63'. See a Gold CBS Eye Between Jen York's Breasts. See Two Horns on Jen York's Head. The Horn Tips Point Toward The Top of The Card. Above The Horn-Tips, See a Human Brain. Jen York Holds a Pine-Cone with Her Left Hand, She Holds a Conductor's Baton with Her Right Hand. To Jen York's Right, See 3 Pigs. To Jen York's Left, See a Dressing Mirror. On The Dressing Mirror, See an Image of Sharon Tate. Sharon Tate is Nude, See a Gold Number '48' Between Sharon Tate's Breasts. The Background on The Section is Teal.
At Top Center on Section, See a Marijuana Leaf.
At Bottom Center on Section, See The Name 'Circe' in Pink Letters

In The Lower Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Soledad O' Brien. Soledad O' Brien Wears a Long Coat Made of Black Feathers, The Coat of Feathers Covers Her Body from The Neck Down, except for Her Hands. See a Silver Queen's Crown on Soledad O' Brien's Head. With Both of Her Hands, Soledad O' Brien Holds a Glowing Red Skull in Front of Her Abdomen. See a Glowing Gold Microphone Above Soledad O' Brien's Crown. See a Yellow Number '4' to Soledad O' Brien's Left, See a Yellow Number '4' to Soledad O' Brien's Right.
The Background on The Section is Red.
At Top Center on Section, See The Name 'Ma' in Black Letters
At Bottom Center on Section, See a Gold Number '666'

In The Lower Left Hand Section of The Card, See a Portuguese Man O' War. The Background on The Section is Black with Rows of Green Binary Code Strings.
At Top Center on Section, See a Silver Number '999'
At Bottom Center on Section, See The Term 'Beastism' in White Letters.

In The Upper Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Pair of Handcuffs

In The Lower Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See The Symbol 'By' in Black

In The Lower Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Mascara Wand

In The Upper Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Lit Cigar

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The Card is Divided into 4 Sections, at The Center of The Card where The 4 Sections Meet,
See a Badger Holding a Bugle

In The Upper Left Hand Section of The Card, See a Burning Bush. On The Burning Bush, See a Blue Medusa Head with 5 Silver Serpents for Hair. The Medusa Head Wears Black Sunglasses Over Her Eyes. See a White Tea-Cup in The Medusa Head's Open Mouth. On The Side of The Cup, See a Black '92'. Above The Burning Bush, See a Gold Grouse. To The Right of The Burning Bush, See an Image of Evangelist Anita Fuentes. Evangelist Anita Fuentes Sits on a Buffalo, She Wears a Black Hooded-Robe and Black Boots. She Holds a Bow Drawn with Arrow Pointed at Viewer. Above Evangelist Anita Fuentes' Head, See a Green '84'. To The Left of The Burning Bush, See an Image of Marianne Thieme. Marianne Thieme Wears a Glowing White Robe, See a Glowing Gold Halo Above Marianne Thieme's Head. Marianne Thieme Stands, Holding a Yellow Caduceus with Her Left Hand and an Ace of Hearts Card with Her Right Hand.
See a Flaming Red '56' Above Marianne Thieme's Head.
The Background on The Section is Silver.
At Top Center on Section, See a Black Ski-Mask.
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Word 'Verbal' in Teal Letters.

In The Upper Right Hand Section of The Card, See a Nude, Red Woman w/White Hair. The Red Woman Sits on a Red Andalusian Horse. The Red Woman Holds a Closed Padlock with Her Right Hand. See a X-Mas Nutcracker Man on The Red Woman's Left Shoulder. See a Glowing White '66' Between The Red Woman's Breasts. Above The Red Woman's Head, See a Red and White Candy Cane. To The Red Woman's Right, See an Aluminum Garbage Can, the Garbage Can Lid is On. On The Side of The Garbage Can, See a Red Cross. To The Red Woman's Left, See a Standing Mirror. On The Face of The Mirror, See an Image of Paula White. Paula White Stands on a Blue Neon Sign that says 'NISUS'. Paula White Wears Black Overalls with a Red and White Long-Sleeved Button-Up Checkered Shirt Under. Paula White Wears Red Boots. See Halloween Costume Devil's Horns on Paula White's Head. Paula White Wears Her Hair in Corn-Rows. Paula White Holds a Glowing Gold Key with Her Left Hand, She Holds a Ace of Spades Card with Her Right Hand.
The Background on The Section is Black
At Top Center on Section, See a Crystal Swan.
At Bottom Center on Section, See a Gold '4'

In The Lower Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Sasha Grey. Sasha Grey Stands on a Platinum '16'. Sasha Grey Wears a Chain Mail Gown, See a Glowing Gold Halo Above Sasha Grey's Head. Sasha Grey Holds a Flaming Black Three-Pronged Trident with Her Right Hand, She Holds a Calculator with Her Left Hand. See a Flaming Black '6' Above Sasha Grey's Halo. To Sasha Grey's Right, See a Front-Loader Washing Machine. See a Green Genie Lamp on Top of The Washing Machine. See a Glowing White '37' on The Door of The Washing Machine. To Sasha Grey's Left, See an Image of Chelsea Gilson. Chelsea Gilson stands on a Copper Sign that says 'MEROPE'. Chelsea Gilson is Nude, See a Black '1D' Between Chelsea Gilson's Breasts. See The Symbol 'Tonla' in Copper Letters Above Chelsea Gilson's Head. Chelsea Gilson Holds a Judge's Gavel with Her Right Hand, She Holds an Ace of Clubs Card with Her Left Hand.
The Background on The Section is White
Across The Top of The Section, See The Name 'Moby Dick' in Black Letters
At Bottom Center of The Section, See a Blue '4'

In The Lower Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Danica Patrick. Danica Patrick Stands on a Green Neon Sign that says 'CHARIOT'. Danica Patrick Wears a Coat of White Feathers, and Platinum Cowboy Boots. Danica Patrick Holds an Ace of Diamonds Cards with Her Right Hand, She Holds a Yard Stick with Her Left Hand. To Danica Patrick's Right, See a Lamassu, To Danica Patrick's Left, See a Lamassu. Above Danica Patrick's Head, See a Lily.
The Background on The Section is Pink.
At Top Center on Section, See a Sugar Cube
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Word 'Pussy' in White Letters.

In The Upper Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Cooked Turkey

In The Lower Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Coyote

In The Lower Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Blue Number '85'

In The Upper Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Gray Stone

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The Card is Divided into 4 Sections, at The Center of The Card where The 4 Sections Meet,
See a Silver Caduceus

In The Upper Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Suzanne Malveaux. Suzanne Malveaux Stands on a Platinum Number '66'. Suzanne Malveaux Wears a Platinum Ball Gown and a Black Top Hat, See The Word 'Truth' on The Top Hat in Gray Letters. With Her Left Hand, Suzanne Malveaux Holds a Torch Raised Over Her Head. With Her Right Hand, Suzanne Malveaux Holds a White Rectangular Box Labeled 'Dynasty Queens 72/11'. To Suzanne Malveaux's Right, See a Peacock. To Suzanne Malveaux's Left, See an Image of Erika Christensen. Erika Christensen Sits on a Black Moped. On The Front of The Moped, See a Glowing White Joker's Head for a Headlight. Erika Christensen Wears a Pair of Black Waders (Foot to Chest) with a White T-Shirt Under. Erika Christensen Wears a Glowing White Top Hat, See a Gold Number '808' on Erika Christensen's Top Hat. Erika Christensen Holds a Jar of Instant Coffee with Her Left Hand, She Holds a Black Leather Flogger with Her Right Hand.
The Background on The Section is Orange.
Across The Top of The Section, See The Word 'Sinister' in Black Letters
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Name 'Malveaux' in Black Letters

In The Upper Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Lisa Kudrow. Lisa Kudrow Stands on a Glowing Gold Question Mark '?'. Lisa Kudrow Wears a 50's Style Swing Dress, The Dress is Black with White Polka Dots. Lisa Kudrow Wears a Gold High-Heeled Shoe on Her Right Foot, Her Left Foot is Bare. See a Lit Cigar Above Lisa Kudrow's Head. Lisa Kudrow Holds a Conch Shell with Her Left Hand, She Holds a Cell Phone with Her Right Hand. To Lisa Kudrow's Left, See a Mountain Goat. To Lisa Kudrow's Right, See a Black and Orange Tiger-Striped Sex Demon Head.
The Background on The Section is Silver.
At Top Center on Section, See a Glowing Gold Key
At Bottom Center on Section, See The Initials 'LK' in White Letters.

In The Lower Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Sarah Butler. Sarah Butler Wears a Blue Leather Apron and Tan Leather Work Gloves. With Both Hands, Sarah Butler Holds The Handles of a Yellow Wheelbarrow in Front of Her. See an Image of Kim Kardashian Laying Face-up in The Wheelbarrow. Kim Kardashian is Naked, Her Arms and Legs Have Been Cut Off at the Elbows and Knees. See a Preying Mantis on Kim Kardashian's Vagina. To Sarah Butler's Right, See an Image of Rachel Maddow. Rachel Maddow is Nude, Her Wrists and Ankles are in Restraints Attached to a St. Andrew's Cross. See a Blood-Red Number '14' Between Rachel Maddow's Breasts. To Rachel Maddow's Right, See an Image of The Cartoon Character Fred Jones from 'Scooby Doo'. Fred Jones Holds a Hypodermic Needle with His Left Hand, He Holds a Gold Bar with His Right Hand. Between Rachel Maddow's Legs, See Stripe from The Movie 'Gremlins'. With Both Hands, Stripe Holds a Hitachi Magic Wand. To Sarah Butler's Left, See an Image of The Evangelist Anita Fuentes. The Evangelist Anita Fuentes Wears Blue Coveralls, Black Work Boots and Tan Leather Work Gloves. Anita Fuentes Holds a Hacksaw with Her Left Hand, She Holds a Black Top Hat with Her Right Hand. See a Blue Number '84' on The Top Hat.
The Background on The Section is Cement Gray
At Top Center on Section, See a Gold Number '22'
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Word 'Processing' in Yellow Letters

In The Lower Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Finola Hughes. Finola Hughes Sits on a Wooden Rocking Chair. Finola Hughes Wears a Long Black Dress and Black Boots. Finola Hughes' Right Leg is Crossed Over Her Left Leg. With Both Hands, Finola Hughes Holds a Red Top Hat on Her Lap. Above Finola Hughes' Head, See a Glowing Gold Number '46'. Below Finola Hughes's Feet, See a Red Number '460'. To Finola Hughes' Left, See a Penguin. To Finola Hughes' Right, See an Image of Annalyn Kurtz. Annalyn Kurtz Sits on a Red Moped. On The Front of The Moped, See a Glowing Gold 12-Hour Clockface (Drawer Positions Arms) for a Headlight. Annalyn Kurtz Wears Black Overalls with a Red Long-Sleeved Shirt Under. Annalyn Kurtz Wears a Wide-Brimmed Black Pointy Witch's Hat with a Bronze Band. Annalyn Kurtz Wears Black Work Boots. Annalyn Kurtz Holds an Energizer 6 Volt Battery with Her Right Hand. With Her Left Hand, Annalyn Kurtz Holds a Gold Rectangular Box Labeled 'Sodom 440: Kurtz Ed.' in Red Letters.
On The Upper Left Corner of Section, See a Black Number '199'
The Background on The Section is Green.
At Top Center on Section, See a Package of Beef Flavor Top Ramen.
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Term 'Nadsat' in Glowing Gold Letters.

In The Upper Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Caterpillar

In The Lower Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Black Number '64'

In The Lower Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Tarantula on Top of a Tennis-Ball

In The Upper Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Burrito

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