Four 9-6 Tarot Cards for The Hour

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Hexagon

69 Avril D. Haines 96, Marianne Thieme 56, Katie Boer 92, Megan Stevenson 21

See a Large Two-Sided Tarot Card in the Shape of an Octagon, the Card is as Big as a Stop Sign

On One Side, See an Image of Aleister Crowley at The Center of The Card. See 4 Hexagons Surrounding The Center Image; Above, Below, Left, Right. The Background Under The Hexagons is Obsidian Black. At The Top of The Card, See a Gold Banner that says 'Family' on it in Black Letters.

The Hexagon Above The Center Image is Red, See a Black and Red Kali Yantra on The Hexagon. At The Hexagon's Top Center, See The Name 'Kali' in Black Letters. At Hexagon's Bottom Center, See The Number '11' in Black.

The Hexagon to The Right of The Center Image is Green, See an Image of Marianne Thieme as a Mermaid. She Sits on a Stone, She Holds a Conch Shell to Her Ear with Her Right Hand. She Holds a Gold Chalice with Her Left Hand. See an Onyx Stone on The Chalice. See a Turquoise Octagon Between Marianne Thieme's Breasts. See a Silver Number '56' on The Octagon. Above Marianne Thieme, See a Magic Square in Black Ink:
31,73,7,
13,37,61,
67,1,43.
See The Word 'Certainty' Written in White Letters on The Gray Stone that Marianne Thieme is Sitting On.
At Bottom Center of Hexagon, See The Name 'Marianne Thieme' in Silver Letters

The Hexagon Below The Center Image is Orange. See The Silhouette of a Volcano on The Hexagon. Above The Mouth of The Volcano, See an Erect Stone Phallus Pointing Toward The Top of The Card. To The Right of The Phallus, See a Silver Guitar. To The Left of The Phallus, See a 16-Keypad.
On The Body of The Volcano, See 10 White Dots Drawn to Form a Tetractys.
At Bottom Center of Hexagon, See The Name 'Xiuhtecuhtli' in White Letters

The Hexagon to The Left of The Center Image is Pearl White. See an Image of Katie Boer Nude, She Sits on Top of a Black Piano. Katie Boer Sits with Her Knees Bent and Legs Spread, Her Feet up on The Piano. See a Gold Sex Demon Head Between Katie Boer's Thighs. Katie Boer Grips The Penis on The Sex Demon Head with Her Right Hand. With Her Left Hand, She Holds a Hand-Mirror Raised Above Her Head. On The Face of Mirror, See The Number '41' in Blue.
See a Green Cocoon Between Katie Boer's Breasts. On The Cocoon, See The Number '92' in Gold.
At Bottom Center of Hexagon, See The Name 'Katie Boer' in Blood-Red Letters.

On The Other Side, See an Image of Sharon Tate at The Center of The Card. See 4 Hexagons Surrounding The Center Image; Above, Below, Left, Right. The Background Under The Hexagons is Pearl White. At The Bottom of The Card, See a Silver Banner that says 'Immortals' on it in White Letters.

The Hexagon Above The Center Image is Obsidian Black, On The Hexagon, See an Image of Megan Stevenson Standing in Front of a DeLorean. See a Pink License Plate on The DeLorean that says 'BLACKJACK' in Black Letters. Megan Stevenson Wears a Black Latex Bodysuit. See a Silver CBS Eye On Her Body Suit, Over Her Breasts. Megan Stevenson Holds an Open Straight-Razor in Her Right Hand, She Holds a Hand-Mirror in Her Left Hand. See an Arctic Fox on The Face of The Mirror. See a Gold Rabbit's Foot Above Megan Stevenson's Head.
At Bottom Center of Hexagon, See The Name 'Megan Stevenson' in Pink.

The Hexagon to The Right of The Center Image is Red, On The Hexagon, See a Nude Woman's Form with The Head of a Hyena. She Wears an Electrified Metal Helmet on Her Head, The Helmet has 3 Slender Metal Horns. See a Crow Above The Horn-Tips, The Crow is Facing The Viewer with Wings Outstretched. See Blue Music Notes,Snakes&Centipedes Flowing Out of The Open Hyena Mouth.
See a Flaming Number '92' Between The Figure's Breasts.
She Holds an Electrified Metal Trident in Her Left Hand. She Holds a Platinum Sex Demon Head with Her Right Hand. See a Genie Lamp Between Her Feet.
To Her Left, See a Spider Web with a Bronze CBS Eye at The Center of The Web.
To Her Right, See a Model of Washington Monument.
At Bottom Center of Hexagon, See The Name 'The Morrígan' in Silver Letters.

The Hexagon Below The Center Image is Green, On The Hexagon, See an Image of Avril D. Haines in a Red Latex Body Suit. See a Gold CBS Eye on Her Body Suit, Over Her Breasts. She Holds a White Rabbit by The Ears with Her Left Hand. See a Black Top Hat by Her Left Foot. See a Faint Gray Ace of Spades Drawn Onto Her Left Sleeve. She Holds a Conductor's Baton in Her Right Hand. See Stripe from The Movie 'Gremlins' Next to Her Right Foot. See Yellow Binary Code Flowing from Her Mouth. See a Platinum '9-6' Above Her Head. To Her Left, See a Platinum Medusa Head Wearing Sunglasses. To Her Right, See a Candy Cane-Striped Red&White Chess Queen.
At Bottom Center, See The Name 'Avril D. Haines' in Tie-Dye Letters Between a Cheech Head on The Left and a Chong Head on The Right.

The Hexagon to The Left of The Center Image is Orange. On The Hexagon, See a Muscular Nude Male Form with Erect Penis. The Figure has a TV for a Head. The TV Head has a Pair of Bull's Horns. See a Platinum CBS Eye on The Screen. The Figure Holds a Flaming Sword in His Right Hand, He Holds a Ping-Pong Paddle in His Left Hand. See a White Number '73' on The Ping-Pong Paddle. See a Vulture Perched on His Left Horn. See a Smurf Impaled on The Tip of His Right Horn. See a Pyramid of Skulls Behind Him.
At Bottom Center of Hexagon, See The Name 'Mictlantecuhtli' in Green Letters.

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The Background is Blue, The Margin is Silver

At The Center of The Card, See a Silver Ring 'O'. See an Image of Iliza Shlesinger Standing Naked Inside The Ring. Iliza Shlesinger Holds a Green Serpent Upraised with Left Hand, she holds a Rolled Up Glowing Gold Scroll in her Right Hand. See '2/22' in Red Between Iliza Shlesinger's Breasts. See a Platinum Lyre Above Iliza Shlesinger's Head. See a Bald Eagle Perched on Iliza Shlesinger's Right Shoulder. See 'Luke 18:27' in Gold Above Iliza Shlesinger's Pubic Area. See a Gold Slave Collar on Iliza Shlesinger's Neck. Iliza Shlesinger Smiles.

Above The Center Image, See the Image of Ellen G. White Seated w/Pen&Paper in Dark Dress. See a Crimson Banner Above Ellen G. White's Head. See '14 Ellen G. White 41' on The Banner, in Gold Lettering. Below The Image of Ellen G. White, See a Black '55'. To Ellen G. White's Right, See a Yellow '69'. To Ellen G. White's Left, See a Green '96'.

To The Right of The Center Image, See an Image of Rachel Maddow Smiling at her Newsdesk. On the Monitor Behind Rachel Maddow, See a Platinum Ram's Head w/Razor Wrapped Around The Horns. See a Green '41' Above The Ram's Head. The Background on Monitor is Crimson.
See 14 Small Green Trees Spread Across the Top Rachel Maddow's Desk. Rachel Maddow Holds a Shiny Metal Bicycle-Kickstand in her Hands, her Hands are resting on her Desk. See an English Setter Sitting in Front of Rachel Maddow's Desk.

Below The Center Image, See a Black '73' Surrounded by 4 Skulls. The Skull Above The '73' is Gray with a Pink 'N' on its Forehead. The Skull to the Right of The '73' is Yellow with a Blue 'E' on its Forehead. The Skull Under The '73' is Red with a White 'S' on its Forehead. The Skull to the Left of The '73' is Green with a Silver 'W' on its Forehead.

To The Left of The Center Image, See Ilse Koch Standing in Front of a Bronze Swastika. Ilse Koch is Wearing a Long Black Skirt, Black Boots, Black Gloves and She's Wearing a Silver Helmet w/Four White Horns on Her Head. Ilse Koch is not Wearing a Top. In Her Left Hand, Ilse Koch is Holding a Gold Maul. In Her Right Hand, Ilse Koch Holds a Platinum Sex Demon Head Upraised Like The Statue of Liberty's Torch. Above The Horn Tips on Ilse Koch's Helmet, See The Malīnalli Symbol. Ilse Koch Wears a Metallic Chain Around Her Neck, Hanging on The Chain Between Her Breasts, See a Shiny Metallic '90'.

On The Top Right Hand Corner of The Card, See Stripe from The Movie 'Gremlins'

On The Top Left Hand Corner, See a Gold Chess Queen

On The Lower Left Hand Corner, See a Pentacle

On The Lower Right Hand Corner, See Smurfette

On The Top of The Card, Below The Margin, it says 'Witchcraft' in Yellow

On The Bottom of The Card, Above The Margin, it says, 'Mictlantecuhtli 73' in Red

On The Top Margin of The Card it says 'Ilse Koch 90' in Black

On The Bottom Margin of The Card it says 'Iliza Shlesinger 2/22' in Red

On The Right Margin of The Card it says 'Rachel Maddow 14' in Red

On The Left Margin of The Card it says 'Pluto 404' in Black

See a Diamond on Each of The Four Corners of The Card's Margin

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See The Fortune Teller Turn Over a Card

At the Top of the Card it says: Shells

At the Bottom of the Card it says: Three

In the Center of the Card, See a Blue (Left), Red (Bottom) and Yellow (Right) Triangle

Inside the Triangle, See a Woman's Face Painted with the Yin and Yang Symbols in Green and Orange

See a White Upside-Down Triangle with a Purple Eye Inside on The Woman's Forehead

See an Orange Fire in The Woman's Eyes

See Her Tongue Outstretched, On Her Tongue is a Flaming Sword

See a Conch Shell at Each Point on the Blue, Red and Yellow Triangle

The Conch Shell at the Top is Gold with a Silver 6

The Conch Shell on the Left is Red with a White 6

The Conch Shell on the Right is Black with a Yellow 6

The Background of the Card is Black with 20 Sets of Faint Gray Eyes

See a Tent Peg and Hammer in The Upper Left Hand Corner of the Card

See a Gold Swan in the Upper Right Hand Corner of the Card

See a 27 in the Bottom Left Hand Corner of the Card

See a Raven in the Bottom Right Hand Corner of the Card

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The Card is Divided into 4 Sections, at The Center of The Card where The 4 Sections Meet,
See a Glowing Gold Key

In The Upper Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Dolly Parton as a Young Woman. Dolly Parton Stands Nude in a Shallow Pond of Water. In Dolly Parton's Left Hand, She Holds a Gold Chalice Upraised. See a White Skull on The Chalice. In Dolly Parton's Right Hand, She Holds a Red-and-Black Monkey Wrench. See a Blood-Red '66' Between Dolly Parton's Breasts. To Dolly Parton's Right, See a Glowing Gold Fountain Pen. The Fountain Pen is as Tall as Dolly Parton on The Card. To Dolly Parton's Left, See a Black Beast-Man with Two Horns on His Head. The Beast-Man Stands Playing a White Flute. The Beast-Man's Penis is Erect. The Background on The Section is Green.
On Top Center On Section, See The Words 'Fountain of Youth' in Gold Letters
On Bottom Center On Section, See The Term 'Satanism' in Silver Letters

In The Upper Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Elizabeth Short. Elizabeth Short Stands, She Wears a Long Black Gown. With Her Right Hand, Elizabeth Short Holds a Red Tragedy Mask. With Her Left Hand, Elizabeth Short Holds a Silver Comedy Mask. Above Elizabeth Short's Head, See a Black Metronome with a Silver Pendulum Arm. The Background on The Section is Teal.
At Top Center on Section, See a Silver Number '99'.
At Bottom Center on Section, See The Name 'Iapetus' in Gold Letters

In The Lower Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Chelsea Handler. Chelsea Handler is Naked in a Tin Wash Basin. Her Arms and Legs are Cut Off above the Elbow and Knees, leaving Stumps. Viewer Sees Wash Basin from Above. Viewer Sees no Water in The Basin. See a Scorpion on Chelsea Handler's Vagina. See 4 Steel Pins Stuck into her Left Breast. See a Smiley Face Drawn on Chelsea Handler's Right Breast in Red. See a Black Number '39' Between Chelsea Handler's Breasts. See a Crown of Thorns on Chelsea Handler's Head. The Background on The Section is Black.
At Bottom Center on Section, See The Term 'Scientology' in Blue Letters.

In The Lower Left Hand Section of The Card, See a Nude Silver Woman Standing in a Shallow Pond of Blood. See 4 Human Skulls in The Pond. The Silver Woman Has 4 Arms. With Her Upper Left Hand, She Holds a Violin. With Her Lower Left Hand, She Holds a Blood-Red Chess Queen. With Her Upper Right Hand, She Holds a Dagger. With Her Lower Right Hand, She Holds Angelina Jolie's Severed Head. The Background on The Section is Bronze.
On Top Center on Section, See The Name 'Countess Dracula' in Platinum Letters

In The Upper Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Pair of Red Boxing Gloves

In The Lower Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See The Symbol 'De' in Green

In The Lower Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Hamburger

In The Upper Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Pink Lucky Rabbit's Foot

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