Four 9-6 Tarot Cards for The Hour

The Martian 6

Hexagon

69 Avril D. Haines 96, Marianne Thieme 56, Katie Boer 92, Megan Stevenson 21

See a Large Two-Sided Tarot Card in the Shape of an Octagon, the Card is as Big as a Stop Sign

On One Side, See an Image of Aleister Crowley at The Center of The Card. See 4 Hexagons Surrounding The Center Image; Above, Below, Left, Right. The Background Under The Hexagons is Obsidian Black. At The Top of The Card, See a Gold Banner that says 'Family' on it in Black Letters.

The Hexagon Above The Center Image is Red, See a Black and Red Kali Yantra on The Hexagon. At The Hexagon's Top Center, See The Name 'Kali' in Black Letters. At Hexagon's Bottom Center, See The Number '11' in Black.

The Hexagon to The Right of The Center Image is Green, See an Image of Marianne Thieme as a Mermaid. She Sits on a Stone, She Holds a Conch Shell to Her Ear with Her Right Hand. She Holds a Gold Chalice with Her Left Hand. See an Onyx Stone on The Chalice. See a Turquoise Octagon Between Marianne Thieme's Breasts. See a Silver Number '56' on The Octagon. Above Marianne Thieme, See a Magic Square in Black Ink:
31,73,7,
13,37,61,
67,1,43.
See The Word 'Certainty' Written in White Letters on The Gray Stone that Marianne Thieme is Sitting On.
At Bottom Center of Hexagon, See The Name 'Marianne Thieme' in Silver Letters

The Hexagon Below The Center Image is Orange. See The Silhouette of a Volcano on The Hexagon. Above The Mouth of The Volcano, See an Erect Stone Phallus Pointing Toward The Top of The Card. To The Right of The Phallus, See a Silver Guitar. To The Left of The Phallus, See a 16-Keypad.
On The Body of The Volcano, See 10 White Dots Drawn to Form a Tetractys.
At Bottom Center of Hexagon, See The Name 'Xiuhtecuhtli' in White Letters

The Hexagon to The Left of The Center Image is Pearl White. See an Image of Katie Boer Nude, She Sits on Top of a Black Piano. Katie Boer Sits with Her Knees Bent and Legs Spread, Her Feet up on The Piano. See a Gold Sex Demon Head Between Katie Boer's Thighs. Katie Boer Grips The Penis on The Sex Demon Head with Her Right Hand. With Her Left Hand, She Holds a Hand-Mirror Raised Above Her Head. On The Face of Mirror, See The Number '41' in Blue.
See a Green Cocoon Between Katie Boer's Breasts. On The Cocoon, See The Number '92' in Gold.
At Bottom Center of Hexagon, See The Name 'Katie Boer' in Blood-Red Letters.

On The Other Side, See an Image of Sharon Tate at The Center of The Card. See 4 Hexagons Surrounding The Center Image; Above, Below, Left, Right. The Background Under The Hexagons is Pearl White. At The Bottom of The Card, See a Silver Banner that says 'Immortals' on it in White Letters.

The Hexagon Above The Center Image is Obsidian Black, On The Hexagon, See an Image of Megan Stevenson Standing in Front of a DeLorean. See a Pink License Plate on The DeLorean that says 'BLACKJACK' in Black Letters. Megan Stevenson Wears a Black Latex Bodysuit. See a Silver CBS Eye On Her Body Suit, Over Her Breasts. Megan Stevenson Holds an Open Straight-Razor in Her Right Hand, She Holds a Hand-Mirror in Her Left Hand. See an Arctic Fox on The Face of The Mirror. See a Gold Rabbit's Foot Above Megan Stevenson's Head.
At Bottom Center of Hexagon, See The Name 'Megan Stevenson' in Pink.

The Hexagon to The Right of The Center Image is Red, On The Hexagon, See a Nude Woman's Form with The Head of a Hyena. She Wears an Electrified Metal Helmet on Her Head, The Helmet has 3 Slender Metal Horns. See a Crow Above The Horn-Tips, The Crow is Facing The Viewer with Wings Outstretched. See Blue Music Notes,Snakes&Centipedes Flowing Out of The Open Hyena Mouth.
See a Flaming Number '92' Between The Figure's Breasts.
She Holds an Electrified Metal Trident in Her Left Hand. She Holds a Platinum Sex Demon Head with Her Right Hand. See a Genie Lamp Between Her Feet.
To Her Left, See a Spider Web with a Bronze CBS Eye at The Center of The Web.
To Her Right, See a Model of Washington Monument.
At Bottom Center of Hexagon, See The Name 'The Morrígan' in Silver Letters.

The Hexagon Below The Center Image is Green, On The Hexagon, See an Image of Avril D. Haines in a Red Latex Body Suit. See a Gold CBS Eye on Her Body Suit, Over Her Breasts. She Holds a White Rabbit by The Ears with Her Left Hand. See a Black Top Hat by Her Left Foot. See a Faint Gray Ace of Spades Drawn Onto Her Left Sleeve. She Holds a Conductor's Baton in Her Right Hand. See Stripe from The Movie 'Gremlins' Next to Her Right Foot. See Yellow Binary Code Flowing from Her Mouth. See a Platinum '9-6' Above Her Head. To Her Left, See a Platinum Medusa Head Wearing Sunglasses. To Her Right, See a Candy Cane-Striped Red&White Chess Queen.
At Bottom Center, See The Name 'Avril D. Haines' in Tie-Dye Letters Between a Cheech Head on The Left and a Chong Head on The Right.

The Hexagon to The Left of The Center Image is Orange. On The Hexagon, See a Muscular Nude Male Form with Erect Penis. The Figure has a TV for a Head. The TV Head has a Pair of Bull's Horns. See a Platinum CBS Eye on The Screen. The Figure Holds a Flaming Sword in His Right Hand, He Holds a Ping-Pong Paddle in His Left Hand. See a White Number '73' on The Ping-Pong Paddle. See a Vulture Perched on His Left Horn. See a Smurf Impaled on The Tip of His Right Horn. See a Pyramid of Skulls Behind Him.
At Bottom Center of Hexagon, See The Name 'Mictlantecuhtli' in Green Letters.

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The Card is Divided into 4 Sections, at The Center of The Card where The 4 Sections Meet,
See a Roll of Duct Tape

In The Upper Left Hand Section of The Card, See a Gold Woman Sitting on a Black Unicorn.
The Gold Woman is Nude Except for a Pink Masquerade Mask on Her Face. With Her Right Hand, The Gold Woman Holds a Pickle Upraised Like a Sword. See The Symbol '31*' in Black Between The Gold Woman's Breasts. To The Gold Woman's Right, See a Hyena. To The Gold Woman's Left, See an Image of Julie Banderas. Julie Banderas Wears a Blue Football Jersey with a Gold Number '47' on The Front. Julie Banderas' Legs and Feet are Bare. Julie Banderas Holds a Silver Four-Pronged Trident with Her Left Hand, She Holds a Black Top Hat with Her Right Hand; See a Gold Number '22' on The Top Hat. See a Glowing Gold Fountain Pen Above Julie Banderas' Head. The Background on The Section is Milky White
At Top Center on Section, See a Full Moon.
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Word 'Spitball' in Silver Letters

In The Upper Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Paula White. Paula White Stands on a Neon Yellow Sign That says 'Religion'. Paula White Wears a Glowing White Robe. See a Glowing Gold Halo Above Paula White's Head. With Her Right Hand, Paula White Holds an Ear of Corn, See a Gold Number '65' on The Ear of Corn. With Her Left Hand, Paula White Holds a Punishment Cane. To Paula White's Right, See Animal from The Muppets. Animal Wears a Glowing White Robe. Animal Holds a Bronze Microphone with His Right Hand, He Holds a Hamburger with His Left Hand. To Paula White's Left, See an Image of Elisabeth Röhm. Elisabeth Röhm Wears a Yellow Jogging Suit. Elisabeth Röhm's Right Foot is in a Blue Bucket, See a Glowing Gold Tennis Shoe on Her Left Foot. Elisabeth Röhm Holds a Conch Shell with Her Left Hand, She Holds a Gold Bar with Her Right Hand.
The Background on The Section is Black
At Top Center on Section, See a Glowing Gold '9-6'
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Term 'Prophetess' in Gold Letters

In The Lower Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Jennifer Lawrence. Jennifer Lawrence Stands on a Silver Number '54'. Jennifer Lawrence Wears a Green Latex Bodysuit and Black High-Heeled Leather Boots. See a Yellow Number '27' Between Her Breasts. See a Red Number '27' Above Her Vagina. Above Jennifer Lawrence's Head, See an Image of Earth. To Jennifer Lawrence's Right, See a Golden Retriever. To Jennifer Lawrence's Left, See an Image of Lauren Katherine Conrad. Lauren Katherine Conrad Wears a Green Ball Gown. Lauren Katherine Conrad Holds a Hitachi Magic Wand with Her Right Hand, She Holds a Red Leather Jacket with Her Left Hand.
The Background on The Section is Milky White
Across The Top of The Section, See The Name 'Earth' in Green Letters
At Bottom Center on The Section, See a Green Crocodile.

In The Lower Left Hand Section of The Card, See a Gold Cauldron. See The Number '2224' on The Front of The Cauldron in Neon Red. Above The Cauldron, See a Silver Upside-Down Triangle. See a White CBS Eye inside The Triangle. To The Right of The Cauldron, See a White Swan. To The Left of The Cauldron, See C-3PO's Head.
The Background on The Section is Black
Across The Top of The Section, See The Name 'Betty' in White Letters
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Name 'Crocker' in White Letters.

In The Upper Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Crisco Container

In The Lower Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Tampon

In The Lower Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See The Symbol 'Ra' in Red

In The Upper Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Black and Yellow Batman Logo

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The Background on The Card is Milky White

Centered on The Card, See an Image of Megan Stevenson. Megan Stevenson is Nude, She Stands On a Yellow Neon Sign that says '777'. Megan Stevenson Holds a Gold Four-Pronged Trident in Her Left Hand. She Holds a White Placard in Her Right hand, The Placard says 'ACCESS' on it in Gold Letters. Above Megan Stevenson's Head, See The Term 'JACKPOT' in Gold Letters. See a Rainbow on Top of The Term 'JACKPOT'. One End of The Bow is On The 'J', The Other End of The Bow is On The 'T'. To The Right of Megan Stevenson, See a Red Comedy Mask. To The Left of Megan Stevenson, See a Blue Tragedy Mask. See an Image of Lamassu On The Right Side of The '777' Sign, See another Image of Lamassu On The Left Side of The '777' Sign. In The Upper Right Portion of The Card, See a Gold Woman. The Gold Woman is Naked Except for a Masquerade Mask. The Gold Woman Plays a Clarinet. In The Upper Left Portion of The Card, See a Naked Black Beast-Man with 2 Horns on His Head. The Beast-Man Plays a Flute. The Beast Man has an Erection.

On The Top Right Hand Corner of The Card, See a Cherry

On The Top Left Hand Corner of The Card, See a Red-and-White U-Magnet, The Prongs on The 'U' are Pointed Toward The Bottom of The Card.

On The Lower Left Hand Corner of The Card, See a Red Monopoly Game Hotel

On The Lower Right Hand Corner of The Card, See a Silver Bullet

At Top Center, Below the Margin, it says 'Megan Stevenson 21' on a Red Banner in Silver Lettering

At Bottom Center, Above the Margin, it says 'Lady Luck' on a Blue Banner in Gold Letters

On The Top Margin it says 'Casino' in Blue Letters

On The Bottom Margin it says 'Hall of Satans' in Red Letters

On The Left Hand Margin it says 'Satan 41' in Green Lettering

On The Right Hand Margin it says 'Reeri Kavisia 31*' in Black Lettering

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The Card is Divided into 4 Sections, at The Center of The Card where The 4 Sections Meet,
See a Box of Nutty Bars

In The Upper Left Hand Section of The Card, See a Black 1957 Chevrolet Bel Air. The Front of The Car is Facing The Viewer. The License Plate is White with a Black Number '800' on it. See an Image of Kim Kardashian Sitting on The Hood of The Car. Kim Kardashian is Nude Except for a Pair of Black Leather Thigh-High Boots, a Zebra Hide Cape and a Black Top Hat. Kim Kardashian's Left Leg is Crossed Over Her Right Leg. Kim Kardashian Clenches a Smurf with Her Right Hand, She Clenches a Gold Bar with Her Left Hand. To The Right of The Car, See an Ostrich. To The Left of The Car, See a Silver Leprechaun.
The Background on The Section is Bronze.
At Top Center on Section, See a Blue Number '2224'
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Symbol 'LRRH-96' in Blue Lettering

In The Upper Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Sarah Butler. Sarah Butler Stands on a Neon Blue Sign That says 'SATAN'. Sarah Butler is Nude Except for a Pair of Silver Cowboy Boots and a Blue Baseball Cap. See a Gold Number '22' on The Baseball Cap. See a Black Number '2' Between Sarah Butler's Breasts, See a Green Number '11' Above Her Vagina. See a Blue Crocodile Above Sarah Butler's Head. Sarah Butler has a Blue Oven Mitt on Her Right Hand. Sarah Butler Holds a Violet Wand with Her Left Hand. To Sarah Butler's Right, See an Image of Kate Upton Laying Face-up in a Yellow Wheelbarrow. Kate Upton is Naked, Her Arms and Legs Have Been Cut Off at the Elbows and Knees. See 6 Flies on Kate Upton, See 6 Flies Around Kate Upton. To Sarah Butler's Left, See an Image of R2-D2.
The Background on The Section is Green.
Across The Top of The Section, See The Name 'Sarah' in Silver Letters
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Term 'Swineherd' in Gold Letters

In The Lower Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Rebecca Jarvis. Rebecca Jarvis Sits on a Green Park Bench. Rebecca Jarvis Wears a Black Ball Gown. Rebecca Jarvis Wears a Green Eyeshade. Rebecca Jarvis Holds a Jar of Instant Coffee with Her Right Hand; with Her Left Hand, She Holds a Green Rectangular Box Labeled 'Sodom 440' in Glowing Red Letters. Above Rebecca Jarvis' Head, See a Glowing Gold Number '64'. Sitting on The Bench to Rebecca Jarvis' Left, See an Image of Megan Stevenson. Megan Stevenson Wears Blue Jeans, a Pair of Glowing Platinum Tennis Shoes and a Black T-Shirt with 'Isaiah 6:9' on it in Green Lettering. Megan Stevenson Holds a Pink Disposable Razor with Her Right Hand, She Holds a Duracell 6 Volt Battery with Her Left Hand. Megan Stevenson's Right Leg is Crossed Over Left Leg. Sitting on The Bench to Rebecca Jarvis' Right, See a Gold Woman. The Gold Woman is Nude Except for a Yellow Masquerade Mask. The Gold Woman Sits with Her Legs Spread, See an Image of Stripe, from The Movie 'Gremlins', Sitting Between The Gold Woman's Thighs. With Both Hands, Stripe Holds a Black Genie Lamp. The Gold Woman Clenches a Hypodermic Needle with Her Right Hand, She Clenches a Smurf with Her Left Hand.
The Background on The Section is Pink.
Across The Top of The Section, See The Name 'Rebecca' in Black Letters
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Name 'Jarvis' in Black Letters

In The Lower Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Sarah Silverman. Sarah Silverman Stands on a Gold Number '66'. Sarah Silverman is Nude Except for Black High-Heeled Shoes and a Black Top Hat. See The Symbol 'S&M' on The Top Hat, 'S&M' is in Gold. Above Sarah Silverman's Top Hat, See a Red CBS Eye. Sarah Silverman Holds a Lit Propane Blow-Torch with Her Right Hand, The Blow-Torch is Red. With Her Left Hand, Sarah Silverman Holds a Silver Box in The Shape of a Hexagon. The Box is Labeled, 'Sex Demon 66/6'. To Sarah Silverman's Right, See a Gold Comedy Mask. To Sarah Silverman's Left, See a Gold Tragedy Mask.
The Background on The Section is Milky White.
Across The Top of The Section, See The Name 'Sarah' in Gold Letters.
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Word 'Sweet' in Orange, Red and Yellow Candy-Cane Striped Letters.

In The Upper Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See The Number '46' in Black

In The Lower Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Bronze Egg

In The Lower Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Hot Dog

In The Upper Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Purple Scrunchie

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