Four 9-6 Tarot Cards for The Hour

The Card is Divided into Four Sections, At The Center of The Card Where The Four Sections Meet, See a Bronze Hummingbird

On The Top Right Section of The Card, See a Nun in a Red Habit. The Red Nun Stands on a Bronze '808'. See a Glowing Gold Halo Above The Red Nun's Head. See a Bronze Sex Demon Head Above The Red Nun's Halo. The Red Nun Holds a Bronze Revolver with Her Left Hand, She Holds a Black Leatherbound Book Tucked Under Her Right Arm, See The Title 'Othello' in Gold on The Cover of The Book. To The Red Nun's Right, See an Image of Kris Allred. Kris Allred Stands on a Red Neon Sign That Displays 'OPEN'. Kris Allred is Nude Except for a Black Slave Collar on Her Neck, Her Arms Have Been Removed at The Shoulders. See a Blue Scorpion Between Kris Allred's Breasts. See a Black Centipede Above Kris Allred's Vagina. See an Apple in Kris Allred's Open Mouth. See a Gold '$' Symbol on The Apple. Above Kris Allred's Head, See a Syringe. To The Red Nun's Left, See an Image of Clare Grant. Clare Grant Stands on a Neon Red 'XXX' Sign. Clare Grant is Nude Except for a Black Slave Collar on Her Neck. See a Black '34' Between Clare Grant's Breasts. See a Bronze Mallet Above Clare Grant's Head. Clare Grant Holds Whitney Port's Severed Head with Her Right Hand, She Holds a Blue Cell-Phone with Her Left Hand.
The Background on The Section is White.

On The Bottom Right Section of The Card, See an Image of Dana Haynes. Dana Haynes Stands on a Bronze '35'. Dana Haynes Wears an Open Blue Feather Vest, a Black Leather Skirt, Bronze Kickers and Red Socks. Dana Haynes is Bare-Breasted Under Her Vest. See an 8 of Spades Card Between Dana Haynes' Breasts. See a Mantis on Top of Dana Haynes' Head. Dana Haynes Holds a Glowing White Light Bulb with Her Left Hand, She Holds a Universal Equinoctial Ring Dial with Her Right Hand. To Dana Haynes' Right, See a Buffalo. Above The Buffalo, See The Symbol 'Tonti' in White. To Dana Haynes' Left, See a Blue and Gray Vortex. At The Eye of The Vortex, See 4 Hyenas. Above The 4 Hyenas, See a White '53'. To The Right of The 4 Hyenas, See a Bronze Baseball Mitt. Below The 4 Hyenas, See a Blue Chess Queen. To The Left of The 4 Hyenas, See a Simon Game.
The Background on The Section is Black.

On The Bottom Left Section of The Card, See an Image of Miranda Carlson. Miranda Carlson Stands on a Bronze Apple. See a Green '43' on The Apple. Miranda Carlson Wears a Green Ball Gown. See a Hexagon-Shaped Mirror Above Miranda Carlson's Head. See Adolfo Constanzo's Face on The Mirror. Miranda Carlson Holds an Iron Skillet with Her Left Hand, She Holds a Long-Stemmed White Rose with Her Right Hand. To Miranda Carlson's Right, See an Image of Justine Ezarik. Justine Ezarik Sits on a Green Lawn Chair. Justine Ezarik Wears a Black-Hooded Robe, Bronze Ballet Slippers and Pink Gloves. Above Justine Ezarik's Head, See a Bronze Banner; See The Name 'iJustine' in Green Letters on The Banner. Justine Ezarik Holds a Green Funnel with Her Right Hand, She Holds a Walkie-Talkie with Her Left Hand. To Miranda Carlson's Left, See an Image of Molly Crabapple. Molly Crabapple Stands on a Rectangular Block of Concrete, See a Green '56' on The Block of Concrete. Molly Crabapple Wears a Brown Ball Gown. See a Frog on Top of Molly Crabapple's Head. Molly Crabapple Holds a Green Placard with Her Right Hand, See The Word 'PIECE' on The Placard in Black Letters. With Her Left Hand and Arm, Molly Crabapple Holds a Bald Cat Tucked to Her Left Side. See a Green Serpent Wrapped Around Molly Crabapple's Right Hand and Forearm.
The Background on The Section is White.

On The Top Left Section of The Card, See an Image of Madeleine Stowe. Madeleine Stowe Stands on a Bronze '44'. Madeleine Stowe is Nude Except for a Pair of Bronze Thigh-Boots and a Yellow Scarf. Madeleine Stowe's Body is Painted Bronze from The Neck Down. See a Hornet Between Madeleine Stowe's Breasts. With Both Hands, Madeleine Stowe Holds a Glowing Yellow Crystal Skull Raised Over Her Head. To Madeleine Stowe's Right, See an Antelope. See a Yellow '37' Above The Antelope. To Madeleine Stowe's Left, See an Image of Whitney Port. Whitney Port Stands on a Neon Yellow Sign That Displays 'SEX'. Whitney Port is Nude, She Has Four Arms. She has an Erect Penis Attached to Her Body, Above Her Vagina. See a Yellow Cock-Ring on Whitney Port's Penis. See a Duracell 9-Volt Battery Between Whitney Port's Breasts. See a Glowing Yellow Halo Above Whitney Port's Head.
With Her Upper Left Hand, Whitney Port Holds an Orange Frisbee.
With Her Lower Left Hand, Whitney Port Holds a Bronze Phallus.
With Her Upper Right Hand, Whitney Port Holds a Taco.
With Her Lower Right Hand, Whitney Port Holds a Bronze Three-Pronged Trident.
The Background on The Section is Black.

The Card's Margin is Silver. At Top Center on The Card's Margin, See a Black '58'. On The Bottom Margin of The Card, See The Word 'Structure' in Black Letters.

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The Background is Black, The Margin is Silver

At The Center of The Card, See a Silver Sphere with a Blood-Red 'XXX' on it, See a Black Eye of Horus Under the 'XXX'

See an image of Salma Hayek, See her Naked except for Yellow High Heel Shoes and Long Yellow Gloves, she's Leaning Over the Right Side of the Sphere. Her Breasts are Pressed Against the Side of the Sphere, she is posed suggestively, slightly Bent over. Her Elbows Rest on Top of the Sphere, she Holds Up a Platinum Sex Demon Head with an Image of Sasha Grey who is Similarly Posed on the Left Side of the Sphere, Sasha Grey Wears Blue High Heel Shoes and Long Blue Gloves. Both Women Look Toward the Viewer with Smiles on their Faces.

See a Glowing Image of The Guennol Lioness Hovering Above The Sex Demon Head, See a Silver '96' to The Left of The Guennol Lioness and a Gold '69' to the Right of The Guennol Lioness

Above The Center Scene, See a Front-View of a White Rhinoceros with a Gold '14' on its Horn. See a White Wraith Maiden Seated on the Rhino, The White Wraith Maiden Has a Bow Drawn with Arrow Pointed at The Viewer. The White Wraith Maiden Wears a White Robe, She has a Black '22' on Her Forehead, Above The Scene it says, '20:20 Hall Pass' in Platinum. Below The Scene it says 'Cross-Dimensional Messenger' in Platinum.

To The Right of The Center Scene, See a Red Square. At The Center of The Square See a Naked Woman with Long Brown Hair Standing on a White Stone. The White Stone says 'CERTAINTY' on it in Black Letters. The Naked Woman Stands Erect with Feet and Legs Together. See a Blood-Red Unicorn Horn Attached to the Top of The Woman's Forehead. See a Blood-Red '59' Painted Over The Woman's Heart. With Her Right Hand, The Woman Holds a Flaming Sword Raised Over Her Head. In Her Left Hand, She Holds Up a Blue Picket Sign with a Black and Yellow Smiling Cartoon Queen Bee on it, The Queen Bee Wears a Gold Crown. To the Right of The Woman, See an Arctic Fox. To The Left of The Woman, See an Image of Leatherface from The Movie 'Texas Chainsaw Massacre'. Leatherface Stands Holding a Black Chainsaw with a Silver '91' on it. In The Upper Right Hand Portion of The Square, See an Upside-Down Black Cat Sitting on the Ceiling of The Square. The Cat has a Silver '89' on its Body. In The Upper Left Hand Portion of The Square, See 2 Cartoon-Style Black Bombs. The Bomb on the Right says '43' in Gold, The Bomb on the Left says '43' in Silver. At The Bottom of The Scene it says 'Westboro Baptist Church' in Brown.

Below The Center Scene, See a Smiling Alfred E. Newman Head. It says 'Isaiah 6:9' Across Alfred E.'s Forehead in Blue. Under the Alfred E. Head, it says 'What, Me Worry?' in Yellow Letters

To The Left of The Center Scene, See a Blue Upside-Down Triangle. At The Center of The Triangle, See a Naked Silver Woman, She Stands Holding a Gold Trident in Her Left Hand. She Holds a Silver Net in Her Right Hand. See 2 Gray Hyenas to the Left of The Woman, See 2 Gray Hyenas to the Right of The Woman. Above The Silver Woman it says '9' in Yellow. Below The Silver Woman, it says 'Neptune' in Pearl White. See a Gold '6' on Each of The Upper Two Angles of The Upside-Down Triangle, See a Silver '9' on the Bottom Angle.

On The Top Right Hand Corner of The Card, See a Blood-Red Swan

On The Top Left Hand Corner, See Bruce Lee, Shirtless with Blood-Red Pants, in a Furious Pose with Nunchaku Cocked under His Right Arm, His Left Arm is Outstretched Toward the Viewer, Displaying an Open 5-Fingered Hand

On The Lower Left Hand Corner, See a Gold Hammer and Tent-Peg Crossed

On The Lower Right Hand Corner, See a Silver Ostrich

On The Top of The Card, Below The Margin, it says '43 Margie Phelps WBC 43' in Pearl White

On The Bottom of The Card, Above The Margin, it says, '20:20 Anti-Virus' in Pearl White

On The Top Margin of The Card it says 'Neptune 9' in Green

On The Bottom Margin of The Card it says 'Darlene Elizabeth Ferrin 22' in Green

On The Right Margin of The Card it says 'Sasha Grey 22' in Blue

On The Left Margin of The Card it says '808 Salma Hayek 808' in Yellow

See a Green Triangle in Each of The Four Corners of The Card's Margin, (Drawer Points the Triangles)

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The Card is Divided into 4 Sections, at The Center of The Card where The 4 Sections Meet,
See a White Squirrel

In The Upper Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Sarah Silverman. Sarah Silverman Stands on a Silver '69'. Sarah Silverman Wears a Blue Boiler Suit with a Silver Belt, Red Roller-Skates with Black Wheels, and a Blue Baseball Cap with a Silver 'S' on it. Above Sarah Silverman's Ball Cap, See a White and Red Joker's Head. Sarah Silverman Holds a Purple Onion with Her Right Hand, She Holds Four Crayons with Her Left Hand (Colors: Red, Yellow, Green, Blue). To Sarah Silverman's Right, See a Triceratops. Above The Triceratops, See The Symbol '#OhGeez' in Blue. To Sarah Silverman's Left, See an Image of Jen York. Jen York Stands on Top of a Super Mario Bros. Mushroom. Jen York Wears a White Jogging Suit, Gold Roller-Skates with Red Wheels, and White Gloves. See a Glowing Blue Halo Above Jen York's Head. See a Blue '63' on The Right Breast of Jen York's Jogging Suit. With Both Hands, Jen York Holds a Rope and Lasso. See a Kitchen Blender above Jen York's Head.
The Background on The Section is Milky White.
At Top Center on Section, See a Blue Number '6664'
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Symbol '20:20' in Blue

In The Upper Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Clare Grant. Clare Grant Stands on a Red Neon Sign That Displays The Symbol 'GO'. Clare Grant Wears a Zebra Hide Cape, Black Cowboy Boots and a Black Cowboy Hat. See a Red '34' on Clare Grant's Cowboy Hat. Clare Grant is Naked Under Her Zebra Hide Cape. See a Syringe Between Clare Grant's Breasts. See a Red Letter 'i' Above Clare Grant's Cowboy Hat. Clare Grant Holds a Yellow Broom with Her Right Hand, See 4 Mr. Yuck Stickers on The Broom Handle. Clare Grant Holds a Red Double-Ended Dildo with Her Left Hand. To Clare Grant's Left, See an Image of Michelle Forbes. Michelle Forbes Stands on a Neon Green '48'. Michelle Forbes Wears a Black Boiler Suit, a Gold Belt, White Gloves, a Green Beret and White Bunny Slippers. With Both Hands, Michelle Forbes Holds a Double-Barreled Shotgun. Michelle Forbes Looks, and Points The Shotgun, at Clare Grant. To Clare Grant's Right, See a Nun in a Red Habit. The Red Nun Stands on a Blue Neon Sign that Displays The Symbol 'OVO'. The Red Nun Holds a Flat-Bladed Screwdriver with Her Right Hand, She Holds a Black Slave Collar with Her Left Hand. See a Silver Fairy on The Red Nun's Left Shoulder.
The Background on The Section is Cement Gray.
Across The Top of The Section, See The Name 'Clare' in Red
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Name 'Grant' in Gold

In The Lower Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Amy Ratcliffe. Amy Ratcliffe Stands on a Silver '777'. Amy Ratcliffe Wears a Gown of Green Leaves, She Wears Pink Galoshes on Her Feet. See a Pair of Antelope Horns Attached to Amy Ratcliffe's Head. See a Super Mario Bros. Flower Above Amy Ratcliffe's Horns. Amy Ratcliffe Holds a Crisco Container with Her Left Hand. With Her Right Hand, She Holds a Glowing Gold Key-Ring with Four Glowing Gold Keys on it. To Amy Ratcliffe's Left, See a Red Wolf. See an LP Record Above The Wolf. The LP Record has a Red Label, See '9/360' in Yellow on The Label'. To Amy Ratcliffe's Right, See an Image of Megan Stevenson. Megan Stevenson Stands on a Green Neon Sign That Displays The Symbol '4H'. Megan Stevenson Wears a Gown of Playing Cards, She Wears Pink Roller-Skates with Gold Wheels. See a Glowing Green Halo Above Megan Stevenson's Head. Above Megan Stevenson's Halo, See a Box of Arm&Hammer Baking Soda. Megan Stevenson Holds a Compact Disc with Her Right Hand, She Holds a Gold Revolver with Her Left Hand. See a Green Serpent Wrapped Around Megan Stevenson's Left Forearm and Wrist.
The Background on The Section is Milky White.
At Top Center on The Section, See The Name 'Amy' in Gold
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Word '#Access' in Blue

In The Lower Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Sarah Butler. Sarah Butler Stands on a Neon Blue Sign That says 'TRITON'. Sarah Butler Wears a White Snow-Suit, Red Boots and Black Gloves. See a Glowing Blue Halo Above Sarah Butler's Head. Above Sarah Butler's Halo, See The Symbol '18x4' in Blue. Sarah Butler Holds a Bouquet of 13 Orange Marigolds with Her Left Hand, She Holds Sasha Grey's Severed Head with Her Right Hand. To Sarah Butler's Right, See a Platinum Sex Demon Head. Above The Sex Demon Head, See a Red Banner that says 'MM96AC/DC69MM' on it in Black. To Sarah Butler's Left, See an Image of Margie Phelps. Margie Phelps Stands on an IBM Selectric Typeball. Margie Phelps Wears a Blue Boiler Suit, a Platinum Belt, White Boots, Yellow Kitchen Gloves and a White Beret. See a Measuring Cup (1-Cup) Above Margie Phelps' Head. The Measuring Cup is Filled to The 1/2 Line with a Green Fluid. Margie Phelps Holds a Crystal Bell with Her Right Hand, She Holds a 16-Keypad with Her Left Hand.
The Background on The Section is Black.
Across The Top of The Section, See The Name 'Titanium' in Gray
At Bottom Center on The Section, See The Name 'Kali' in Green

In The Upper Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See The Number '109' in Black

In The Lower Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Silver Egg

In The Lower Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Hitachi Magic Wand

In The Upper Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Silver Chess Queen

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The Card is Divided into 4 Sections, at The Center of The Card where The 4 Sections Meet,
See a Roll of Toilet Paper.

In The Upper Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Breanna Roy. Breanna Roy Stands on a Neon Red Number '74'. Breanna Roy is Naked Except for a Pair of Black Cowboy Boots. See a Glowing Gold Halo Above Breanna Roy's Head. With Both Hands, Breanna Roy Holds a Glowing Red Skull in Front of Her Abdomen. See a Falcon on Breanna Roy's Left Shoulder. To Breanna Roy's Left, See an Image of Iliza Shlesinger. Iliza Shlesinger Wears a Red Silk Robe. See a Gold '2/22' on Iliza Shlesinger's Robe, The Gold '2/22' is Over Iliza Shlesinger's Left Breast. With Both Hands, Iliza Shlesinger Holds a White Placard in Front of Her Abdomen. See The Word 'Dare' on The Placard. See a Green Iguana on Iliza Shlesinger's Left Shoulder. To Breanna Roy's Right, See an Image of Diane Neal. Diane Neal Wears Black Overalls with a Red Tank-Top Under; Diane Neal Wears Black Boots and Black Gloves. See a Red Number '38' on The Bib of Diane Neal's Overalls. See The Symbol 'Tonti' on The Right Leg of Diane Neal's Overalls, 'Tonti' is in White Letters. With Both Hands, Diane Neal Holds a Black Top Hat Raised Up Over Head like a Trophy. See a Gold Number '22' on The Top Hat.
The Background on The Section is Cement Gray.
At Top Center on Section, See The Word 'Rock' in Black Letters
At Bottom Center on Section, See The Word 'Roll' in Black Letters

In The Upper Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Kathryn Ruemmler. Kathryn Ruemmler Sits on a Wooden Rocking Chair. Kathryn Ruemmler Wears a Long Black Dress and Black Boots. Kathryn Ruemmler's Left Leg is Crossed Over Her Right Leg. With Both Hands, Kathryn Ruemmler Holds a Platinum Queen's Crown on Her Lap. See Two Horns on Kathryn Ruemmler's Head; Kathryn Ruemmler's Horn-Tips Point Toward The Top of The Card. Above Kathryn Ruemmler's Horn-Tips, See a Glowing White Number '41'. Below Kathryn Ruemmler's Feet, See a Silver Number '409'. To Kathryn Ruemmler's Left, See an Image of Pandora Vanderpump; Pandora Vanderpump Kneels Upright on a Red Pillow. Pandora Vanderpump is Naked except for a Red Slave Collar on Her Neck. See a Black Number '16' Between Pandora Vanderpump's Breasts. Pandora Vanderpump Holds a Blue Masquerade Mask with Her Left Hand, She Holds a Gold Bar with Her Right Hand. To Kathryn Ruemmler's Right, See an Alaskan Malamute.
The Background on The Section is Silver.
Across The Top of The Section, See The Name 'Reeri' in Blood-Red
At Bottom Center on Section, See a Glowing Gold Number '42'

In The Lower Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Stephanie Vigil, Stephanie Vigil Stands on a Gold Number '70'. Stephanie Vigil is Naked, Her Body is Painted Gold from The Neck Down. See a Green Number '808' Above Stephanie Vigil's Vagina. See a Red Number '42' on Stephanie Vigil's Right Shoulder. See a Black Number '111' on Stephanie Vigil's Left Shoulder. See a White Number '4' on Each of Stephanie Vigil's Two Knees. Above Stephanie Vigil's Head, See a Gold Four-Headed Hydra. To Stephanie Vigil's Left, See a Lynx. To Stephanie Vigil's Right, See a Headless C-3PO. With Both Hands, C-3PO Holds a Mirror in Front His Abdomen. See The Face of Abigail Folger on The Mirror. See a Red Number '99' on The Left Side of The Mirror.
The Background on The Section is Black.
At Top Center on Section, See a Red Number '64'
At Bottom Center on Section, See a Blue Number '64'

In The Lower Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Chanin Starbuck. Chanin Starbuck Sits on a Blood-Red Unicorn. Chanin Starbuck is Nude, See a Glowing White Number '42' Between Chanin Starbuck's Breasts. With Her Left Hand, Chanin Starbuck Holds a
16-Keypad Upraised Like a Sword.
In The Upper Left Portion of The Section, See The Symbol '#An' in Green.
In The Lower Left Portion of The Section, See The Symbol '#De' in Orange
In The Lower Right Portion of The Section, See The Symbol '#Ti' in Black
In The Upper Right Portion of The Section, See The Symbol '#Go' in Red
The Background on The Section is Milky White.
At Top Center on Section, See The Word 'Fury' in Silver
At Bottom Center on Section, See a Glowing Gold Key

In The Upper Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See an Orange Frisbee

In The Lower Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Magnifying Glass

In The Lower Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Red Number '19'

In The Upper Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Red Pupa

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