Four 9-6 Tarot Cards for The Hour

20:20 Abigail Folger 99 Turns Over a Card

The Card is Divided into 4 Sections, at The Center of The Card where The 4 Sections Meet,
See a Red Backpack

In The Upper Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Elisabeth Hasselbeck. Elisabeth Hasselbeck Stands on a Blood-Red Number '44'. Elisabeth Hasselbeck is Naked Except for a Black Slave Collar on Her Neck. Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Arms have been removed at the Shoulders. See a Blood-Red Number '13' Above Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Vagina, See a Blue Number '31' Between Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Breasts. Above Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Head, See an Open Straight-Razor. See a Black Number '41' on Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Left Thigh. To Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Right, See a Black Beast Man with Two Horns on His Head. The Black Beast Man has an Erection. With His Right Hand, The Beast Man Holds Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Right Arm Raised Above His Head. With His Left Hand, The Beast Man Holds Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Left Arm Raised Above His Head. To Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Left, See a Platinum Chess Queen. Above The Platinum Chess Queen, See a Glowing Gold Pen. Below The Platinum Chess Queen, See The Word 'Access' in Glowing Gold Letters.
The Background on The Section is Milky White.
At Top Center on Section, See The Symbol 'GHI' in Gold
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Words, 'The Hard Way' in Black Letters.

In The Upper Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Katy Perry. Katy Perry Stands on a Silver Number '66'. Katy Perry Wears a Pink Ball Gown and a Blue Top Hat, See a White Number '66' on The Top Hat. Above The Top Hat, See an Ace of Clubs. With Her Right Hand, Katy Perry Holds a White Placard; See The Word 'TRUE' on The Placard in Gold Letters. With Her Left Hand, Katy Perry Holds a White Placard That says 'TURD' on it in Yellow Letters. To Katy Perry's Left, See an Image of Scarlett Johansson. Scarlett Johansson is Naked Except for a Pair of Black and Red Cowboy Boots. With Both Arms and Hands, Scarlett Johansson Holds a Lamb. See a Gold Number '66' Above Scarlett Johansson's Head. To Katy Perry's Right, See an Image of Jennifer Aniston. Jennifer Aniston is Naked, Her Arms and Legs have been Cut off at Elbows and Knees. The Handle of a Yellow Broom has Been Inserted Part Way into Jennifer Aniston's Vagina. See a Turd Between Jennifer Aniston's Breasts.
The Background on The Section is Black with Rows of Green Binary Code Strings.
At Top Center on Section, See a Perfume Bottle
At Bottom Center on Section, See The Word 'Values' in Silver Letters

In The Lower Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Erika Christensen. Erika Christensen Wears a White Ball Gown. See a Splotch of Feces on Erika Christensen's Gown (Drawer Positions Poo). See a Glowing Gold Number '808' Above Erika Christensen's Head. With Her Left Hand, Erika Christensen Holds a Turtle. With Her Right Hand, Erika Christensen Holds a Rubik's Cube. To Erika Christensen's Right, See an Image of Megan Stevenson. Megan Stevenson Wears a Yellow Rain-Coat and Yellow Galoshes. Her Legs are Bare. See a Silver Halo Above Megan Stevenson's Head. See a Glowing Gold '777' Above Megan Stevenson's Halo. See The Symbol 'Tonde' on The Left Arm of Megan Stevenson's Raincoat, 'Tonde' is in White Letters. With Her Right Hand, Megan Stevenson Holds a Glowing Gold Blow-Dryer. With Her Left Hand, Megan Stevenson Holds a Pink Hula Hoop. To Erika Christensen's Left, See a Leopard.
The Background on The Section is Black.
At Top Center on Section, See a White Number '901'.
At Bottom Center on Section, See The Word 'Moral' in Gold Letters

In The Lower Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Margie Phelps. Margie Phelps Stands on a Bronze Number '43'. Margie Phelps Wears a Yellow Sign That Covers Her Body from The Base of Her Neck to Her Mid-Thighs. Margie Phelps' Lower Legs, Feet, Arms, Hands, Neck and Head are Bare. On The Sign, See The Question 'Whose Momma Nasty?' in Black Letters. See a Chrome Bicycle-Kickstand Above Margie Phelps' Head. With Her Right Hand, Margie Phelps Holds a Sling-Shot. With Her Left Hand, Margie Phelps Holds a Pink Rectangular Box. The Label on The Box says 'AntiVirus' in Silver Letters.
The Background on The Section is Blue.
Across The Top of The Section, See The Name 'Uranus' in Silver Letters
At Bottom Center on Section, See a Beaver.

In The Upper Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Barbie Doll without Arms, Legs or Clothes

In The Lower Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Green Number '10'

In The Lower Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Blue Maple Leaf

In The Upper Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Hair-Brush

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20:20 Sharon Tate 48 Turns Over a Card

The Card is Divided into 4 Sections, at The Center of The Card where The 4 Sections Meet,
See a Glowing Gold Key

In The Upper Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Dolly Parton as a Young Woman. Dolly Parton Stands Nude in a Shallow Pond of Water. In Dolly Parton's Left Hand, She Holds a Gold Chalice Upraised. See a White Skull on The Chalice. In Dolly Parton's Right Hand, She Holds a Red-and-Black Monkey Wrench. See a Blood-Red '66' Between Dolly Parton's Breasts. To Dolly Parton's Right, See a Glowing Gold Fountain Pen. The Fountain Pen is as Tall as Dolly Parton on The Card. To Dolly Parton's Left, See a Black Beast-Man with Two Horns on His Head. The Beast-Man Stands Playing a White Flute. The Beast-Man's Penis is Erect. The Background on The Section is Green.
On Top Center On Section, See The Words 'Fountain of Youth' in Gold Letters
On Bottom Center On Section, See The Term 'Satanism' in Silver Letters

In The Upper Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Elizabeth Short. Elizabeth Short Stands, She Wears a Long Black Gown. With Her Right Hand, Elizabeth Short Holds a Red Tragedy Mask. With Her Left Hand, Elizabeth Short Holds a Silver Comedy Mask. Above Elizabeth Short's Head, See a Black Metronome with a Silver Pendulum Arm. The Background on The Section is Teal.
At Top Center on Section, See a Silver Number '99'.
At Bottom Center on Section, See The Name 'Iapetus' in Gold Letters

In The Lower Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Chelsea Handler. Chelsea Handler is Naked in a Tin Wash Basin. Her Arms and Legs are Cut Off above the Elbow and Knees, leaving Stumps. Viewer Sees Wash Basin from Above. Viewer Sees no Water in The Basin. See a Scorpion on Chelsea Handler's Vagina. See 4 Steel Pins Stuck into her Left Breast. See a Smiley Face Drawn on Chelsea Handler's Right Breast in Red. See a Black Number '39' Between Chelsea Handler's Breasts. See a Crown of Thorns on Chelsea Handler's Head. The Background on The Section is Black.
At Bottom Center on Section, See The Term 'Scientology' in Blue Letters.

In The Lower Left Hand Section of The Card, See a Nude Silver Woman Standing in a Shallow Pond of Blood. See 4 Human Skulls in The Pond. The Silver Woman Has 4 Arms. With Her Upper Left Hand, She Holds a Violin. With Her Lower Left Hand, She Holds a Blood-Red Chess Queen. With Her Upper Right Hand, She Holds a Dagger. With Her Lower Right Hand, She Holds Angelina Jolie's Severed Head. The Background on The Section is Bronze.
On Top Center on Section, See The Name 'Countess Dracula' in Platinum Letters

In The Upper Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Pair of Red Boxing Gloves

In The Lower Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See The Symbol 'De' in Green

In The Lower Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Hamburger

In The Upper Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Pink Lucky Rabbit's Foot

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See The ATM Machine Spit Out a Tarot Card Instead of Cash

The Background is Violet, The Margin is Silver

At The Center of The Card, See a Gold Sphere with a Glowing White 'XXX' on it. Above the Sphere, See a Gray and Red Cloud in the Shape of a Face, The Face on the Cloud is Similar to the Faces on the Stone Statues at Easter Island. See a Glowing White Star on the Center of The Face's Forehead. See a Gold 'I' on The White Star. Above The Cloud Face, See a Silver Wraith Rising Up From the Cloud Face. The Lower Half of The Silver Wraith is Concealed by the Cloud Face, The Upper Half is in the Form of a Bare-Chested Medusa with 6 Breasts and 4 Arms. In The Wraith's Upper Left Hand, She Holds a Gold Pentagram, (Drawer Points Pentagram). In The Wraith's Upper Right hand, She Holds a Silver Cup. In The Wraith's Lower Left Hand, She Holds a Platinum Marching Baton. In The Wraith's Lower Right Hand, She Holds a Bronze Dagger. The Wraith Has 6 Tentacles Stretching From Her Head Across the Top of The Card. The Wraith has 4 Eyes on Her Face, She has No Nose. The Wraith has a Glowing Obsidian Cube in Her Open Mouth. See '30 Doradus' Across The Wraith's Neckline in Blue.

To The Left of The Center Scene, See a Vertical Rectangle of Tilled Soil, See 6 Vertical Lines in the Soil, The Lines Run the Length of The Rectangle. At The Center of The Rectangle, See a Bronze Ram's Head with Razor-Wire Wrapped Around The Horns. See a Glowing Platinum Cube in The Ram's Mouth with a Gold '41' on it. Above The Ram's Head, See a Silver Sundial. Below The Ram's Head See a Laptop Computer with an Evergreen Tree on the Monitor.

Below The Center Scene, See an Image of the Upper Half of Martha Stewart's Body. Martha Stewart Wears a Black and Silver High-Collared Cloak. She Holds a Silver Platter at Breast Level with Both Hands. On the Silver Platter, See a Pig's Head. Martha Stewart Smiles. To the Left of Martha Stewart, See a Figure in a Black Robe and Smiling Yellow Mask. The Figure Holds a Meat Cleaver in Her Right Hand and a Bloody Human Heart in Her Left Hand. See a Red '55/77' on The Figure's Black Robe. To The Right of Martha Stewart, See a Figure in a Metallic Robe and an Early Industrial Style Welder's Mask. See a Black '77/55' on The Figure's Metallic Robe. The Figure Holds a Meat Mallet in Her Left Hand and a Red and Green Tambourine in Her Right Hand. Above The Scene, It says 'The Big, Bad Wolf' in Red Cartoon-Style Letters. Below The Scene, It says 'The Three Bears' in Yellow Cartoon-Style Letters.

To The Right of The Center Scene, See a LP Record with a Blood-Red Label at Center, on The Label it says '9/360' in Silver. See 2 Silver Tomahawks Crossed on The Record Label. See 2 Foxes Running On The Grooves. One Fox is Blue, One Fox is Red. (Drawer Places Foxes)

On The Top Right Hand Corner of The Card, See a Sun with 8 Rays

On The Top Left Hand Corner, See Spock's Head

On The Lower Left Hand Corner, See a Pot of Gold

On The Lower Right Hand Corner, See a Glowing Pearl

On The Top of The Card, Below The Margin, it says '96 Creationism 69' in Silver

On The Bottom of The Card, Above The Margin, it says, '22 Martha Stewart 132' in Silver

On The Top Margin of The Card it says '14 Garden of Eden 41' in Blue

On The Bottom Margin of The Card it says '11 and 19, Horns and Hell' in Red

On The Right Margin of The Card it says '77 Andrea Fay Borhaven 55' in Black

On The Left Margin of The Card it says '55 Andrea M. Childers 77' in Black

See a Silver Tomahawk on Each of The Four Corners of The Card's Margin

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20:20 Sharon Tate 48 Turns Over a Card

The Card is Divided into 4 Sections, at The Center of The Card where The 4 Sections Meet,
See a Compact Disc. At The Center of The CD, See a Silver Bullet.

In The Upper Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Michelle Forbes. Michelle Forbes Stands on a Green Neon Sign that says 'AN'. Michelle Forbes Wears an Open Red Leather Vest, a Blue and Black Plaid Skirt, White Stockings, Red Ballerina Slippers and a Black Slave Collar. Michelle Forbes is Bare-Breasted Under Her Vest. See a Glowing Green Crystal Skull Between Michelle Forbes' Breasts. See a Glowing Green Halo Above Michelle Forbes' Head. Michelle Forbes Holds a Black Coffee Cup with Her Left Hand, See a Gold '48' on The Cup. Michelle Forbes Hold an Open and Lit Zippo Lighter with Her Right Hand. Above Michelle Forbes' Halo, See a Black Keyhole on a Gold Octagon. To Michelle Forbes' Left, See an Image of Kris Allred. Kris Allred Stands on a Gray Stone, See a Yellow '20' on The Stone. Kris Allred Wears a Blue Wizard's Gown. On The Wizard's Gown, See 4 White Orbs, a White '8', a Black Phallus, a Silver Dagger and a White Sock. Kris Allred Wears a Black Top Hat. See a Gold '22' on The Top Hat. Kris Allred has a Red Oven Mitt on Her Left Hand, She Holds an Ace of Hearts Card with Her Right Hand. To Michelle Forbes' Right, See an Image of Nina Garcia. Nina Garcia Stands on a Platinum Soccer Ball. Nina Garcia Wears a Skirt Made of Dominoes, with White Stockings and Black High-Heeled Shoes. Nina Garcia is Topless, See a Gold Queen's Crown on Nina Garcia's Head. See a 7 of Diamonds Card Between Nina Garcia's Breasts. Nina Garcia Holds a Steel Mallet with Her Right Hand, She Holds a Bronze Blow Dryer with Her Left Hand.
The Background on The Section is Black with Rows of Green Binary Code Strings.
At Top Center on Section, See an Owl
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Name 'Adders' in Green

In The Upper Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Stephanie Abrams. Stephanie Abrams Stands on a Red Neon Sign That says 'Medusas'. Stephanie Abrams Wears an Open Black Leather Vest, a Black Leather Skirt, Red Leather Boots and a Red Beret. Stephanie Abrams is Bare-Breasted Under Her Vest. See a Black Skull Between Stephanie Abrams' Breasts. See a Silver Double-Ended Dildo Above Stephanie Abrams' Head. Stephanie Abrams' Holds a Glowing White Light Bulb with Her Left Hand, She Holds a Commodore 1530 C2N Datasette with Her Right Hand. To Stephanie Abrams' Right, See a Rhinoceros. Above The Rhino, See The Symbol 'XT14' in Gray. To Stephanie Abrams' Left, See an Image of Darlene Cavalier. Darlene Cavalier Sits on a Red Orb. See a Green '77' on The Orb. Darlene Cavalier is Nude, Her Left Leg is Crossed Over Her Right Leg. With Both Hands, Darlene Cavalier Holds a White Placard. See a Red '54' on The Placard. See a Monopoly Game Hotel Above Darlene Cavalier's Head.
The Background on The Section is an Image of The Planet Uranus.
At Top Center on The Section, See a Panda Bear
At Bottom Center on The Section, See a Clarinet

In The Lower Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Kelly Ripa. Kelly Ripa Stands on a Gold Apple. See a Glowing White '99' on The Apple. Kelly Ripa Wears a Red Silk Robe and Red Socks Pulled Up to Her Knees. See a Glowing Gold Halo Above Kelly Ripa's Head. Kelly Ripa Holds a Blue Bong with Her Left Hand, She Holds a 5-Pronged Gold Trident with Her Right Hand. To Kelly Ripa's Right, See a Neon Blue Woman. The Neon Blue Woman is Standing, She is Nude Except for a Pair of Yellow Thigh-High Boots and a Pointy Black Witch's Hat. The Witch's Hat has a Yellow Band Above The Brim, See The Name 'URANUS' in Blue Letters on The Band. The Neon Blue Woman Holds a Hitachi Magic Wand with Her Left Hand, She Holds a Pink Hula Hoop with Her Right Hand. See an Orange '43' Between The Neon Blue Woman's Breasts. See a Red Rabbit Between The Neon Blue Woman's Feet. To Kelly Ripa's Left, See a Nun in a Red Habit. The Red Nun Stands on a Blue Neon Sign That says 'WAR'. The Red Nun Holds a Pair of Blue Nunchaku with Her Right Hand, She Holds a Can-Opener with Her Left Hand.
The Background on The Section is Cement Gray.
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Name 'Boösaule' in White Letters.

In The Lower Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Clare Grant. Clare Grant Stands on a Glowing Red Cherry. See a Yellow '34' on The Cherry. Clare Grant Wears a French Maid Uniform, a Platinum Queen's Crown and Red Roller-Skates with Gold Wheels. Clare Grant Holds a Calabash Pipe with Her Right Hand, She Holds a Conch Shell with Her Left Hand. Above Clare Grant's Crown, See an Ace of Hearts Card. To Clare Grant's Right, See a Saguaro Cactus with Four Arms. See a Red Sock Stuck to The Upper Left Arm on The Cactus. See a Platinum Armadillo to The Left of The Cactus, See a Red Rabbit to The Right of The Cactus. Above The Saguaro, See a Platinum '76'. To Clare Grant's Left, See an Image of Anne Wheaton. Anne Wheaton Sits in a Red Egg Lounge Chair. Anne Wheaton Wears a Chain-Mail Gown, One Gold Soccer Shoe on Her Left Foot, One Yellow Kitchen Glove on Her Right Hand and a Gold Queen's Crown. See a Platinum '15' Above Anne Wheaton's Crown. Anne Wheaton Holds a Dipstick with Her Left Hand. With Her Right Hand, She Holds a Black Rectangular Box; The Box is Labeled 'Paradise City 66/6' in Gold Letters.
The Background on The Section is Milky White
At Top Center on The Section, See The Symbol 'O^O' in Black
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Word 'Enter' in Black

In The Upper Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See The Symbol 'Ni' in Blue

In The Lower Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Skateboard

In The Lower Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Pineapple

In The Upper Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Red Number '6'

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