Sunday, April 5, 2015

Four 9-6 Tarot Cards for The Hour

20:20 Abigail Folger 99 Turns Over a Card
The Card is Divided into 4 Sections, at The Center of The Card where The 4 Sections Meet,
See a Blender Half Full of Raspberries.
In The Upper Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Abbi Jacobson. Abbi Jacobson Wears a Red Ball Gown. Abbi Jacobson Sits on a Green Park-Bench. See a Tegu on Abbi Jacobson's Lap. Abbi Jacobson Holds a Calabash Pipe with Her Left Hand, She has a Kermit The Frog Puppet on Her Right Hand. Above Abbi Jacobson's Head, See a Question Block from The Game 'Super Mario Bros.' Seated on The Bench to Abbi Jacobson's Right, See a Cartoon Image of Shaggy from Scooby Doo. Shaggy Points at The Calabash Pipe with His Right Hand, He Holds a Stainless Steel Speculum with His Left Hand. To Abbi Jacobson's Left, See an Image of Sasha Grey. Sasha Grey Wears a Black Latex Body Suit and Pink Bunny Slippers. Sasha Grey Sits with Her Left Leg Crossed Over Her Right Leg. Sasha Grey Holds a Pickle with Her Left Hand, She Holds a Stainless Steel Wartenberg Wheel with Her Right Hand. See a Red Number '22' Between Sasha Grey's Breasts.
The Background on The Section is a Willow Tree.
At Top Center on Section, See a Red Number '81'
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Term 'Lifestylers' in Bronze Letters.
In The Upper Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Stephanie Vigil. Stephanie Vigil Stands on a Silver Number '70'. Stephanie Vigil Wears a Long Black Leather Skirt and Black Boots. See The Symbol 'Tonde' on Stephanie Vigil's Left Boot, in White Letters. Stephanie Vigil is Topless. See Two Horns on Stephanie Vigil's Head, The Horn Tips Point Toward The Top of The Card. See a Glowing Red Skull Above Stephanie Vigil's Horn Tips. Stephanie Vigil Has a Blue Oven Mitt on Her Right Hand. Stephanie Vigil Holds a Gold Microphone with Her Left Hand. To Stephanie Vigil's Right, See a Blue Sex Demon Head. To Stephanie Vigil's Left, See an Image of Mary Luck. Mary Luck Stands on a White Box, See The Word 'SOAP' on The Box in Red Letters. Mary Luck is Nude, Her Arms have Been Removed at The Shoulders. See a Black Number '77' Between Mary Luck's Breasts. See a Black Number '41' Above Mary Luck's Vagina.
The Background on The Section is Pink.
At Top Center on Section, See a Silver Ram's Head with Razor-Wire Wrapped Around The Horns.
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Name 'Mary Luck' in Gold Letters.
In The Lower Right Hand Section of The Card, See a Pale Woman. The Pale Woman is Naked Except for a Gas Mask. The Pale Woman Lays on a Red Shaggy Carpet That Fills Out The Background of The Section. The Pale Woman's Knees are Bent and Her Legs are Spread. With Her Left Hand, The Pale Woman is Holding a Pink Vibrator. The Pink Vibrator is Inserted Halfway into The Pale Woman's Vagina. With Her Right Hand, The Pale Woman Holds a 16-Keypad. See a Green Number '42' Between The Pale Woman's Breasts. To The Pale Woman's Right, See a Gold Scientology Cross. To The Pale Woman's Left, See a Silver 12-Hour Clockface (Drawer Positions Arms).
Across The Top of The Section, See The Name 'Chanin' in Green Letters
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Name 'Starbuck' in Green Letters
In The Lower Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Uncle Sam Poster. The Uncle Sam Poster Takes Up The Whole Section. The Text on The Uncle Sam Poster says
'I Want YOU
For 66/6' in Flaming Red Font.
At Top Center on Section, See a Gold '4-H'
In The Upper Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Tadpole
In The Lower Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Red Number '10'
In The Lower Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Mouse Trap; The Mouse Trap is Set. See a Triangular Piece of Cheese on The Bait Tray.
In The Upper Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Curling Iron.
<20:20 The 69 Lilith 96 Deck>

See The ATM Machine Spit Out a Tarot Card Instead of Cash
The Background is Blue, The Margin is Silver
At The Center of The Card, See a Silver Ring 'O'. See an Image of Iliza Shlesinger Standing Naked Inside The Ring. Iliza Shlesinger Holds a Green Serpent Upraised with Left Hand, she holds a Rolled Up Glowing Gold Scroll in her Right Hand. See '2/22' in Red Between Iliza Shlesinger's Breasts. See a Platinum Lyre Above Iliza Shlesinger's Head. See a Bald Eagle Perched on Iliza Shlesinger's Right Shoulder. See 'Luke 18:27' in Gold Above Iliza Shlesinger's Pubic Area. See a Gold Slave Collar on Iliza Shlesinger's Neck. Iliza Shlesinger Smiles.
Above The Center Image, See the Image of Ellen G. White Seated w/Pen&Paper in Dark Dress. See a Crimson Banner Above Ellen G. White's Head. See '14 Ellen G. White 41' on The Banner, in Gold Lettering. Below The Image of Ellen G. White, See a Black '55'. To Ellen G. White's Right, See a Yellow '69'. To Ellen G. White's Left, See a Green '96'.
To The Right of The Center Image, See an Image of Rachel Maddow Smiling at her Newsdesk. On the Monitor Behind Rachel Maddow, See a Platinum Ram's Head w/Razor Wrapped Around The Horns. See a Green '41' Above The Ram's Head. The Background on Monitor is Crimson.
See 14 Small Green Trees Spread Across the Top Rachel Maddow's Desk. Rachel Maddow Holds a Shiny Metal Bicycle-Kickstand in her Hands, her Hands are resting on her Desk. See an English Setter Sitting in Front of Rachel Maddow's Desk.
Below The Center Image, See a Black '73' Surrounded by 4 Skulls. The Skull Above The '73' is Gray with a Pink 'N' on its Forehead. The Skull to the Right of The '73' is Yellow with a Blue 'E' on its Forehead. The Skull Under The '73' is Red with a White 'S' on its Forehead. The Skull to the Left of The '73' is Green with a Silver 'W' on its Forehead.
To The Left of The Center Image, See Ilse Koch Standing in Front of a Bronze Swastika. Ilse Koch is Wearing a Long Black Skirt, Black Boots, Black Gloves and She's Wearing a Silver Helmet w/Four White Horns on Her Head. Ilse Koch is not Wearing a Top. In Her Left Hand, Ilse Koch is Holding a Gold Maul. In Her Right Hand, Ilse Koch Holds a Platinum Sex Demon Head Upraised Like The Statue of Liberty's Torch. Above The Horn Tips on Ilse Koch's Helmet, See The Malīnalli Symbol. Ilse Koch Wears a Metallic Chain Around Her Neck, Hanging on The Chain Between Her Breasts, See a Shiny Metallic '90'.
On The Top Right Hand Corner of The Card, See Stripe from The Movie 'Gremlins'
On The Top Left Hand Corner, See a Gold Chess Queen
On The Lower Left Hand Corner, See a Pentacle
On The Lower Right Hand Corner, See Smurfette
On The Top of The Card, Below The Margin, it says 'Witchcraft' in Yellow
On The Bottom of The Card, Above The Margin, it says, 'Mictlantecuhtli 73' in Red
On The Top Margin of The Card it says 'Ilse Koch 90' in Black
On The Bottom Margin of The Card it says 'Iliza Shlesinger 2/22' in Red
On The Right Margin of The Card it says 'Rachel Maddow 14' in Red
On The Left Margin of The Card it says 'Pluto 404' in Black
See a Diamond on Each of The Four Corners of The Card's Margin
<Tarantula Nebula 2070 Card, Green Eggs & Ham>

20:20 Abigail Folger 99 Turns Over a Card
The Card is Divided into 4 Sections, at The Center of The Card where The 4 Sections Meet,
See a Box of Nutty Bars
In The Upper Left Hand Section of The Card, See a Black 1957 Chevrolet Bel Air. The Front of The Car is Facing The Viewer. The License Plate is White with a Black Number '800' on it. See an Image of Kim Kardashian Sitting on The Hood of The Car. Kim Kardashian is Nude Except for a Pair of Black Leather Thigh-High Boots, a Zebra Hide Cape and a Black Top Hat. Kim Kardashian's Left Leg is Crossed Over Her Right Leg. Kim Kardashian Clenches a Smurf with Her Right Hand, She Clenches a Gold Bar with Her Left Hand. To The Right of The Car, See an Ostrich. To The Left of The Car, See a Silver Leprechaun.
The Background on The Section is Bronze.
At Top Center on Section, See a Blue Number '2224'
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Symbol 'LRRH-96' in Blue Lettering
In The Upper Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Sarah Butler. Sarah Butler Stands on a Neon Blue Sign That says 'SATAN'. Sarah Butler is Nude Except for a Pair of Silver Cowboy Boots and a Blue Baseball Cap. See a Gold Number '22' on The Baseball Cap. See a Black Number '2' Between Sarah Butler's Breasts, See a Green Number '11' Above Her Vagina. See a Blue Crocodile Above Sarah Butler's Head. Sarah Butler has a Blue Oven Mitt on Her Right Hand. Sarah Butler Holds a Violet Wand with Her Left Hand. To Sarah Butler's Right, See an Image of Kate Upton Laying Face-up in a Yellow Wheelbarrow. Kate Upton is Naked, Her Arms and Legs Have Been Cut Off at the Elbows and Knees. See 6 Flies on Kate Upton, See 6 Flies Around Kate Upton. To Sarah Butler's Left, See an Image of R2-D2.
The Background on The Section is Green.
Across The Top of The Section, See The Name 'Sarah' in Silver Letters
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Term 'Swineherd' in Gold Letters
In The Lower Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Rebecca Jarvis. Rebecca Jarvis Sits on a Green Park Bench. Rebecca Jarvis Wears a Black Ball Gown. Rebecca Jarvis Wears a Green Eyeshade. Rebecca Jarvis Holds a Jar of Instant Coffee with Her Right Hand; with Her Left Hand, She Holds a Green Rectangular Box Labeled 'Sodom 440' in Glowing Red Letters. Above Rebecca Jarvis' Head, See a Glowing Gold Number '64'. Sitting on The Bench to Rebecca Jarvis' Left, See an Image of Megan Stevenson. Megan Stevenson Wears Blue Jeans, a Pair of Glowing Platinum Tennis Shoes and a Black T-Shirt with 'Isaiah 6:9' on it in Green Lettering. Megan Stevenson Holds a Pink Disposable Razor with Her Right Hand, She Holds a Duracell 6 Volt Battery with Her Left Hand. Megan Stevenson's Right Leg is Crossed Over Left Leg. Sitting on The Bench to Rebecca Jarvis' Right, See a Gold Woman. The Gold Woman is Nude Except for a Yellow Masquerade Mask. The Gold Woman Sits with Her Legs Spread, See an Image of Stripe, from The Movie 'Gremlins', Sitting Between The Gold Woman's Thighs. With Both Hands, Stripe Holds a Black Genie Lamp. The Gold Woman Clenches a Hypodermic Needle with Her Right Hand, She Clenches a Smurf with Her Left Hand.
The Background on The Section is Pink.
Across The Top of The Section, See The Name 'Rebecca' in Black Letters
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Name 'Jarvis' in Black Letters
In The Lower Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Sarah Silverman. Sarah Silverman Stands on a Gold Number '66'. Sarah Silverman is Nude Except for Black High-Heeled Shoes and a Black Top Hat. See The Symbol 'S&M' on The Top Hat, 'S&M' is in Gold. Above Sarah Silverman's Top Hat, See a Red CBS Eye. Sarah Silverman Holds a Lit Propane Blow-Torch with Her Right Hand, The Blow-Torch is Red. With Her Left Hand, Sarah Silverman Holds a Silver Box in The Shape of a Hexagon. The Box is Labeled, 'Sex Demon 66/6'. To Sarah Silverman's Right, See a Gold Comedy Mask. To Sarah Silverman's Left, See a Gold Tragedy Mask.
The Background on The Section is Milky White.
Across The Top of The Section, See The Name 'Sarah' in Gold Letters.
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Word 'Sweet' in Orange, Red and Yellow Candy-Cane Striped Letters.
In The Upper Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See The Number '46' in Black
In The Lower Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Bronze Egg
In The Lower Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Hot Dog
In The Upper Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Purple Scrunchie
<20:20 The 69 Lilith 96 Deck>

The Mercurial 6
Hexagon
Scarlett Johansson
Centered on The Card, See an Image of Scarlett Johansson. Scarlett Johansson Stands on a Red Neon Sign That says 'SATAN'. Scarlett Johansson is Nude Except for a Pair of Black and Red Cowboy Boots and a Gold Helmet on Her Head. The Helmet Has 4 Horns That Point Toward The Top of The Card. See a Blood-Red Number '66' Between Scarlett Johansson's Breasts. Scarlett Johansson Uses Both of Her Hands to Hold a Glowing Crystal Skull in Front of Her Abdomen. See a Green Cocoon on The Forehead of The Crystal Skull. See a Crow on Scarlett Johansson's Left Shoulder, See a Silver Leprechaun on Her Right Shoulder. Above The Tips of The 4 Horns, See a Platinum Ram's Head with Razor Wire Wrapped Around The Horns.
To Scarlett Johansson's Right, See Baboon Sitting on Top of a Brown Barrel. On The Side of The Barrel, See The Term 'Monkeys' in Red Letters. Above The Baboon's Head, See a Yellow CBS Eye.
To Scarlett Johansson's Left, See a Pearl White Medusa with Albino Snakes for Hair. The Medusa is Naked, She Has The Form of an Earth Woman. The Medusa Wears Black Sunglasses; She Grimaces, See a Pair of Fangs in Her Mouth. Medusa Holds a Simon Game with Her Right Hand. With Her Left Hand, She Holds a Platinum Sex Demon Head Raised Over Her Head Like a Torch.
See a Nile Crocodile Under The 'SATAN' Sign.
The Background on The Card is Teal.
On The Upper Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Black Swan
On The Lower Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Black Number '41'
At The Top of The Card it says
'4-H Satanism'
At The Bottom of The Card it says
'The Scarlett Stone'
(Drawer Picks Colors of Bottom&Top Label Lettering)

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