Four 9-6 Tarot Cards for The Hour

See The ATM Machine Spit Out a Tarot Card Instead of Cash

The Background is Black, The Margin is Silver

At The Center of The Card, See a Silver Sphere with a Blood-Red 'XXX' on it, See a Black Eye of Horus Under the 'XXX'

See an image of Salma Hayek, See her Naked except for Yellow High Heel Shoes and Long Yellow Gloves, she's Leaning Over the Right Side of the Sphere. Her Breasts are Pressed Against the Side of the Sphere, she is posed suggestively, slightly Bent over. Her Elbows Rest on Top of the Sphere, she Holds Up a Platinum Sex Demon Head with an Image of Sasha Grey who is Similarly Posed on the Left Side of the Sphere, Sasha Grey Wears Blue High Heel Shoes and Long Blue Gloves. Both Women Look Toward the Viewer with Smiles on their Faces.

See a Glowing Image of The Guennol Lioness Hovering Above The Sex Demon Head, See a Silver '96' to The Left of The Guennol Lioness and a Gold '69' to the Right of The Guennol Lioness

Above The Center Scene, See a Front-View of a White Rhinoceros with a Gold '14' on its Horn. See a White Wraith Maiden Seated on the Rhino, The White Wraith Maiden Has a Bow Drawn with Arrow Pointed at The Viewer. The White Wraith Maiden Wears a White Robe, She has a Black '22' on Her Forehead, Above The Scene it says, '20:20 Hall Pass' in Platinum. Below The Scene it says 'Cross-Dimensional Messenger' in Platinum.

To The Right of The Center Scene, See a Red Square. At The Center of The Square See a Naked Woman with Long Brown Hair Standing on a White Stone. The White Stone says 'CERTAINTY' on it in Black Letters. The Naked Woman Stands Erect with Feet and Legs Together. See a Blood-Red Unicorn Horn Attached to the Top of The Woman's Forehead. See a Blood-Red '59' Painted Over The Woman's Heart. With Her Right Hand, The Woman Holds a Flaming Sword Raised Over Her Head. In Her Left Hand, She Holds Up a Blue Picket Sign with a Black and Yellow Smiling Cartoon Queen Bee on it, The Queen Bee Wears a Gold Crown. To the Right of The Woman, See an Arctic Fox. To The Left of The Woman, See an Image of Leatherface from The Movie 'Texas Chainsaw Massacre'. Leatherface Stands Holding a Black Chainsaw with a Silver '91' on it. In The Upper Right Hand Portion of The Square, See an Upside-Down Black Cat Sitting on the Ceiling of The Square. The Cat has a Silver '89' on its Body. In The Upper Left Hand Portion of The Square, See 2 Cartoon-Style Black Bombs. The Bomb on the Right says '43' in Gold, The Bomb on the Left says '43' in Silver. At The Bottom of The Scene it says 'Westboro Baptist Church' in Brown.

Below The Center Scene, See a Smiling Alfred E. Newman Head. It says 'Isaiah 6:9' Across Alfred E.'s Forehead in Blue. Under the Alfred E. Head, it says 'What, Me Worry?' in Yellow Letters

To The Left of The Center Scene, See a Blue Upside-Down Triangle. At The Center of The Triangle, See a Naked Silver Woman, She Stands Holding a Gold Trident in Her Left Hand. She Holds a Silver Net in Her Right Hand. See 2 Gray Hyenas to the Left of The Woman, See 2 Gray Hyenas to the Right of The Woman. Above The Silver Woman it says '9' in Yellow. Below The Silver Woman, it says 'Neptune' in Pearl White. See a Gold '6' on Each of The Upper Two Angles of The Upside-Down Triangle, See a Silver '9' on the Bottom Angle.

On The Top Right Hand Corner of The Card, See a Blood-Red Swan

On The Top Left Hand Corner, See Bruce Lee, Shirtless with Blood-Red Pants, in a Furious Pose with Nunchaku Cocked under His Right Arm, His Left Arm is Outstretched Toward the Viewer, Displaying an Open 5-Fingered Hand

On The Lower Left Hand Corner, See a Gold Hammer and Tent-Peg Crossed

On The Lower Right Hand Corner, See a Silver Ostrich

On The Top of The Card, Below The Margin, it says '43 Margie Phelps WBC 43' in Pearl White

On The Bottom of The Card, Above The Margin, it says, '20:20 Anti-Virus' in Pearl White

On The Top Margin of The Card it says 'Neptune 9' in Green

On The Bottom Margin of The Card it says 'Darlene Elizabeth Ferrin 22' in Green

On The Right Margin of The Card it says 'Sasha Grey 22' in Blue

On The Left Margin of The Card it says '808 Salma Hayek 808' in Yellow

See a Green Triangle in Each of The Four Corners of The Card's Margin, (Drawer Points the Triangles)

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The Card is Divided into 4 Sections, at The Center of The Card where The 4 Sections Meet,
See a Roll of Toilet Paper.

In The Upper Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Breanna Roy. Breanna Roy Stands on a Neon Red Number '74'. Breanna Roy is Naked Except for a Pair of Black Cowboy Boots. See a Glowing Gold Halo Above Breanna Roy's Head. With Both Hands, Breanna Roy Holds a Glowing Red Skull in Front of Her Abdomen. See a Falcon on Breanna Roy's Left Shoulder. To Breanna Roy's Left, See an Image of Iliza Shlesinger. Iliza Shlesinger Wears a Red Silk Robe. See a Gold '2/22' on Iliza Shlesinger's Robe, The Gold '2/22' is Over Iliza Shlesinger's Left Breast. With Both Hands, Iliza Shlesinger Holds a White Placard in Front of Her Abdomen. See The Word 'Dare' on The Placard. See a Green Iguana on Iliza Shlesinger's Left Shoulder. To Breanna Roy's Right, See an Image of Diane Neal. Diane Neal Wears Black Overalls with a Red Tank-Top Under; Diane Neal Wears Black Boots and Black Gloves. See a Red Number '38' on The Bib of Diane Neal's Overalls. See The Symbol 'Tonti' on The Right Leg of Diane Neal's Overalls, 'Tonti' is in White Letters. With Both Hands, Diane Neal Holds a Black Top Hat Raised Up Over Head like a Trophy. See a Gold Number '22' on The Top Hat.
The Background on The Section is Cement Gray.
At Top Center on Section, See The Word 'Rock' in Black Letters
At Bottom Center on Section, See The Word 'Roll' in Black Letters

In The Upper Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Kathryn Ruemmler. Kathryn Ruemmler Sits on a Wooden Rocking Chair. Kathryn Ruemmler Wears a Long Black Dress and Black Boots. Kathryn Ruemmler's Left Leg is Crossed Over Her Right Leg. With Both Hands, Kathryn Ruemmler Holds a Platinum Queen's Crown on Her Lap. See Two Horns on Kathryn Ruemmler's Head; Kathryn Ruemmler's Horn-Tips Point Toward The Top of The Card. Above Kathryn Ruemmler's Horn-Tips, See a Glowing White Number '41'. Below Kathryn Ruemmler's Feet, See a Silver Number '409'. To Kathryn Ruemmler's Left, See an Image of Pandora Vanderpump; Pandora Vanderpump Kneels Upright on a Red Pillow. Pandora Vanderpump is Naked except for a Red Slave Collar on Her Neck. See a Black Number '16' Between Pandora Vanderpump's Breasts. Pandora Vanderpump Holds a Blue Masquerade Mask with Her Left Hand, She Holds a Gold Bar with Her Right Hand. To Kathryn Ruemmler's Right, See an Alaskan Malamute.
The Background on The Section is Silver.
Across The Top of The Section, See The Name 'Reeri' in Blood-Red
At Bottom Center on Section, See a Glowing Gold Number '42'

In The Lower Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Stephanie Vigil, Stephanie Vigil Stands on a Gold Number '70'. Stephanie Vigil is Naked, Her Body is Painted Gold from The Neck Down. See a Green Number '808' Above Stephanie Vigil's Vagina. See a Red Number '42' on Stephanie Vigil's Right Shoulder. See a Black Number '111' on Stephanie Vigil's Left Shoulder. See a White Number '4' on Each of Stephanie Vigil's Two Knees. Above Stephanie Vigil's Head, See a Gold Four-Headed Hydra. To Stephanie Vigil's Left, See a Lynx. To Stephanie Vigil's Right, See a Headless C-3PO. With Both Hands, C-3PO Holds a Mirror in Front His Abdomen. See The Face of Abigail Folger on The Mirror. See a Red Number '99' on The Left Side of The Mirror.
The Background on The Section is Black.
At Top Center on Section, See a Red Number '64'
At Bottom Center on Section, See a Blue Number '64'

In The Lower Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Chanin Starbuck. Chanin Starbuck Sits on a Blood-Red Unicorn. Chanin Starbuck is Nude, See a Glowing White Number '42' Between Chanin Starbuck's Breasts. With Her Left Hand, Chanin Starbuck Holds a
16-Keypad Upraised Like a Sword.
In The Upper Left Portion of The Section, See The Symbol '#An' in Green.
In The Lower Left Portion of The Section, See The Symbol '#De' in Orange
In The Lower Right Portion of The Section, See The Symbol '#Ti' in Black
In The Upper Right Portion of The Section, See The Symbol '#Go' in Red
The Background on The Section is Milky White.
At Top Center on Section, See The Word 'Fury' in Silver
At Bottom Center on Section, See a Glowing Gold Key

In The Upper Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See an Orange Frisbee

In The Lower Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Magnifying Glass

In The Lower Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Red Number '19'

In The Upper Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Red Pupa

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Scientology Card

Neptune Card

Centered on The Card, See a Platinum Cauldron. See The Number '2224' on The Front of The Cauldron in Neon Blue. Above The Cauldron, See a Neon Red Upside-Down Triangle. See a Blue CBS Eye inside The Triangle. Above The Triangle, See a Gannet.

To The Right of The Cauldron, See an Image of Washington Monument.

Below The Cauldron, See a 16-Keypad.

To The Left of The Cauldron, See a Red Sex Demon Head.

The Background on The Card is Black

On the Bottom Left Hand Corner of the Card, See a Tecpatl Symbol

On the Bottom Right Hand Corner of the Card, See a Gold 4-Pronged Trident

On the Upper Left Hand Corner of the Card, See a Sling-Shot

On the Upper Right Hand Corner of the Card, See a Scorpion

At The Top of The Card it says 'Negro Magic'

At The Bottom of The Card it says 'Night Rider'

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The Card is Divided into 4 Sections, at The Center of The Card where The 4 Sections Meet,
See a Mego 2-XL Robot.

In The Upper Left Hand Section of The Card, See a Peruvian Mummy at The Base of an Apple Tree. See 14 Red Apples on The Tree, See 1 Gold Apple on The Tree. To The Right of The Peruvian Mummy, See a Blood-Red Woman Sitting on a Rhinoceros. The Blood-Red Woman is Nude Except for a Pair of Black Cowboy Boots on Her Feet and a Gas Mask on Her Head. The Blood-Red Woman Holds a Silver Apple with Her Left Hand, She Holds a Gold Four-Pronged Trident with Her Right Hand. See a Gold Number '99' Above The Blood-Red Woman's Head. To The Left of The Peruvian Mummy, See a Manila File Folder, See a Super-Mario-Mushroom on The Manila File Folder.
The Background on The Section is Black with Rows of Green Binary Code Strings.
At Top Center on Section, See 2 Gold Bells
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Name 'Melody' in Silver Letters

In The Upper Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Andrea Mitchell. Andrea Mitchell Stands on a Yellow Neon Sign That says 'NEVADA'. Andrea Mitchell Wears a Black Sign That Covers Her Body from the Mid-Point Between Her Neckline and Her Breasts, to Her Upper Thighs. Andrea Mitchell Wears a Pair of Black Galoshes, Yellow Kitchen Gloves and a Black Top Hat with a White Number '6' on it. The Black Sign Worn by Andrea Mitchell says 'Carbon Medium' in White Letters. Andrea Mitchell Holds a Corkscrew with Her Right Hand, She Holds a Gold High-Heeled Shoe with Her Left Hand. To Andrea Mitchell's Right, See a White Hexagon, See a Green Serpent Inside The Hexagon. To Andrea Mitchell's Left, See an Image of Heather O' Rourke. Heather O' Rourke Sits on a White Moped. Heather O' Rourke Wears a Glowing White Gown and Has a Gold Halo Over Her Head. See a Platinum Number '86' on The Front of The Moped where a Headlight would be. With Both Hands, Heather O' Rourke Holds a Tommy Gun.
The Background on The Section is Cement Gray
At Top Center on Section, See an Orange Traffic Cone
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Name 'Rowan' in White Letters.

In The Lower Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Rachel Reeves. Rachel Reeves Stands Behind a Black Podium, See a Platinum Number '89' on The Front of The Podium. Rachel Reeves Wears a Black Hooded Robe. Rachel Reeves Holds a Bronze Caduceus with Her Right Hand, She Holds a Lit Signal Flare Upraised with Her Left Hand. To Rachel Reeves' Right, See a Black R2-D2 w/Chrome Trim. See a Glowing Red Skull Above The Black R2-D2. To Rachel Reeves' Left, See an Image of Mary J. Blige. Mary J. Blige Wears a Chain-Mail Gown, a Pair of Blue and White Roller Skates, a Grover Puppet on Her Right Hand and a Black Bicorne. See a Gold Number '57' on Mary J. Blige's Bicorne. Mary J. Blige Holds a Snake Whip with Her Left Hand.
The Background on The Section is Purple.
At Top Center on Section, See a Silver Number '2224'
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Word 'Codex' in Black Letters

In The Lower Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Open Laptop Computer on a White Vanity Desk. On the Computer Monitor, See The Word 'Lives' in Green Letters on a Black Background. Written On The Vanity Mirror, See The Name 'Gisele Lovvorn' in Red Letters. See an Image of Parella Lewis Reflected on The Mirror. To The Right of The Laptop, See a Chunk of Quartz Stone; See a Black Number '45' on The Quartz Stone. To The Left of The Laptop, See a Raccoon. The Background on The Section is Pink.
Across The Top of The Section, See The Word 'Poltergeist' in Silver Letters.
At Bottom Center on Section, See a Silver '20:20'

In The Upper Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Maggot

In The Lower Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Blue Number '64'

In The Lower Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Miquiztli Symbol

In The Upper Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a White Mouse

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