Four 9-6 Tarot Cards for The Hour

The Venusian 6

Joan of Arc Card

Piranhas & Porcupines=Westboro Baptist Church

The Background of the Card is Obsidian Black

Across The Center of The Card, See 'WESTBORO BAPTIST 59' in Silver Letters

Above The 'WESTBORO BAPTIST 59' Sign, See 4 Porcupines

Below The 'WESTBORO BAPTIST 59' Sign, See 7 Piranhas Facing Toward the Left Side of The Card

To The Right of The 'WESTBORO BAPTIST 59', See a Blood-Red Unicorn

At the Top-Center of the Card it says 'Ichneumonidae' in Orange Letters, See a Silver Ichneumon Wasp to The Left of the Letters

See a Glowing Pearl on The Upper Left Hand Corner of The Card

At Bottom Center it says

'96 Shut Down Squad 69'

See The ATM Machine Spit Out a Tarot Card Instead of Cash

The Background is Black, The Margin is Silver

At The Center of The Card, See Two Halves of a Platinum Eggshell. Between the Two Shell Halves See a Figure in a Glowing White Hooded Robe. She Wears Silver Sunglasses and has a Glowing Platinum Cube, with a Glowing White '42' on it, in Her Open Mouth. In Her Right Hand, She Holds a Model of Earth Raised Over Her Head like a Torch. She Holds 4 Gold Scrolls Tucked Under Her Left Arm. Across Her Breast it says 'Duchess' in Platinum Letters. See a Blue Lion, with White Wings, Standing on Her Left Shoulder Looking at Her Face. See a Blood-Red '9/360' on the Lower Left Portion of The Woman's Robe.

Above The Center Image, See a Bronze 12-Hour Clock Face (Drawer Sets The Hands), See a Brown Tarantula on the Center of The Clock Face, The Tarantula has a Green 'XXX' on it.

To The Right of The Center Image, See an Image of Lucille Ball from an 'I Love Lucy' Episode, Lucille Ball's Image is Placed Over a Silver Heart. Above The Scene it says 'Compulsion' in Silver Letters. Below the Scene, it says 'NGC 3109' in Silver Letters.

Below The Center Image, See a Human Brain with a Glowing Gold '42' on it and a Gold Wing On Each Side. To The Right of The Brain, See a Cartoon Image of Snow White Playing a Violin. To The Left of The Brain, a Computer Monitor, The Monitor is Blue with a Red Heart on it. See 'Cindi 42' on the Heart in White.

To The Left of The Center Image, See an Enlarged Glowing Pearl as The Background for The Scene. At The Center of The Pearl, See a Naked Vixen with a Blood-Red Unicorn Horn Attached to the Top of Her Forehead. The Vixen Crouches on a Gray Stone Breathing a Stream of Orange-Red Flame Toward The Center of The Card. The Vixen Holds a Flaming Sword in Her Left Hand and She Holds a Round White Bee-Hive Raised Over Her Head with Her Right Hand, the Bee-Hive has a Blue '86' on it. See 12 Bees on the Hive and 6 Bees around the Hive. The Vixen has a Blood-Red '59' Painted Over Her Heart. See a Black '41' on The Gray Stone. Above The Vixen it says 'Westboro Baptist' in Green Letters.

On The Top Right Hand Corner of The Card, See a Pot of Gold

On The Top Left Hand Corner, See a Pearl White Female Archer

On The Lower Left Hand Corner, See an Arctic Fox

On The Lower Right Hand Corner, See Angelina Jolie's Severed Head

On The Top of The Card, Below The Margin, it says 'The Duchess' in Platinum

On The Bottom of The Card, Above The Margin, it says, '20:20 Kathryn Ruemmler 42' in Platinum

On The Top Margin of The Card it says '808 Lucille Ball 808' in Gold

On The Bottom Margin of The Card it says 'Orion Nebula 42' in Gold

On The Right Margin of The Card it says 'Westboro Baptist Church 59' in Blood-Red

On The Left Margin of The Card it says '11 Symposium for Advance 19' in Green

See a Scroll on Each of The Four Corners of The Card's Margin

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The Card is Divided into 4 Sections, at The Center of The Card where The 4 Sections Meet,
See a Red Backpack

In The Upper Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Elisabeth Hasselbeck. Elisabeth Hasselbeck Stands on a Blood-Red Number '44'. Elisabeth Hasselbeck is Naked Except for a Black Slave Collar on Her Neck. Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Arms have been removed at the Shoulders. See a Blood-Red Number '13' Above Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Vagina, See a Blue Number '31' Between Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Breasts. Above Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Head, See an Open Straight-Razor. See a Black Number '41' on Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Left Thigh. To Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Right, See a Black Beast Man with Two Horns on His Head. The Black Beast Man has an Erection. With His Right Hand, The Beast Man Holds Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Right Arm Raised Above His Head. With His Left Hand, The Beast Man Holds Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Left Arm Raised Above His Head. To Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Left, See a Platinum Chess Queen. Above The Platinum Chess Queen, See a Glowing Gold Pen. Below The Platinum Chess Queen, See The Word 'Access' in Glowing Gold Letters.
The Background on The Section is Milky White.
At Top Center on Section, See The Symbol 'GHI' in Gold
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Words, 'The Hard Way' in Black Letters.

In The Upper Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Katy Perry. Katy Perry Stands on a Silver Number '66'. Katy Perry Wears a Pink Ball Gown and a Blue Top Hat, See a White Number '66' on The Top Hat. Above The Top Hat, See an Ace of Clubs. With Her Right Hand, Katy Perry Holds a White Placard; See The Word 'TRUE' on The Placard in Gold Letters. With Her Left Hand, Katy Perry Holds a White Placard That says 'TURD' on it in Yellow Letters. To Katy Perry's Left, See an Image of Scarlett Johansson. Scarlett Johansson is Naked Except for a Pair of Black and Red Cowboy Boots. With Both Arms and Hands, Scarlett Johansson Holds a Lamb. See a Gold Number '66' Above Scarlett Johansson's Head. To Katy Perry's Right, See an Image of Jennifer Aniston. Jennifer Aniston is Naked, Her Arms and Legs have been Cut off at Elbows and Knees. The Handle of a Yellow Broom has Been Inserted Part Way into Jennifer Aniston's Vagina. See a Turd Between Jennifer Aniston's Breasts.
The Background on The Section is Black with Rows of Green Binary Code Strings.
At Top Center on Section, See a Perfume Bottle
At Bottom Center on Section, See The Word 'Values' in Silver Letters

In The Lower Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Erika Christensen. Erika Christensen Wears a White Ball Gown. See a Splotch of Feces on Erika Christensen's Gown (Drawer Positions Poo). See a Glowing Gold Number '808' Above Erika Christensen's Head. With Her Left Hand, Erika Christensen Holds a Turtle. With Her Right Hand, Erika Christensen Holds a Rubik's Cube. To Erika Christensen's Right, See an Image of Megan Stevenson. Megan Stevenson Wears a Yellow Rain-Coat and Yellow Galoshes. Her Legs are Bare. See a Silver Halo Above Megan Stevenson's Head. See a Glowing Gold '777' Above Megan Stevenson's Halo. See The Symbol 'Tonde' on The Left Arm of Megan Stevenson's Raincoat, 'Tonde' is in White Letters. With Her Right Hand, Megan Stevenson Holds a Glowing Gold Blow-Dryer. With Her Left Hand, Megan Stevenson Holds a Pink Hula Hoop. To Erika Christensen's Left, See a Leopard.
The Background on The Section is Black.
At Top Center on Section, See a White Number '901'.
At Bottom Center on Section, See The Word 'Moral' in Gold Letters

In The Lower Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Margie Phelps. Margie Phelps Stands on a Bronze Number '43'. Margie Phelps Wears a Yellow Sign That Covers Her Body from The Base of Her Neck to Her Mid-Thighs. Margie Phelps' Lower Legs, Feet, Arms, Hands, Neck and Head are Bare. On The Sign, See The Question 'Whose Momma Nasty?' in Black Letters. See a Chrome Bicycle-Kickstand Above Margie Phelps' Head. With Her Right Hand, Margie Phelps Holds a Sling-Shot. With Her Left Hand, Margie Phelps Holds a Pink Rectangular Box. The Label on The Box says 'AntiVirus' in Silver Letters.
The Background on The Section is Blue.
Across The Top of The Section, See The Name 'Uranus' in Silver Letters
At Bottom Center on Section, See a Beaver.

In The Upper Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Barbie Doll without Arms, Legs or Clothes

In The Lower Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Green Number '10'

In The Lower Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Blue Maple Leaf

In The Upper Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Hair-Brush

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See The ATM Machine Spit Out a Tarot Card Instead of Cash

The Background is Black, The Margin is Silver

At The Center of The Card, See a Silver Sphere with a Blood-Red 'XXX' on it, See a Black Eye of Horus Under the 'XXX'

See an image of Salma Hayek, See her Naked except for Yellow High Heel Shoes and Long Yellow Gloves, she's Leaning Over the Right Side of the Sphere. Her Breasts are Pressed Against the Side of the Sphere, she is posed suggestively, slightly Bent over. Her Elbows Rest on Top of the Sphere, she Holds Up a Platinum Sex Demon Head with an Image of Sasha Grey who is Similarly Posed on the Left Side of the Sphere, Sasha Grey Wears Blue High Heel Shoes and Long Blue Gloves. Both Women Look Toward the Viewer with Smiles on their Faces.

See a Glowing Image of The Guennol Lioness Hovering Above The Sex Demon Head, See a Silver '96' to The Left of The Guennol Lioness and a Gold '69' to the Right of The Guennol Lioness

Above The Center Scene, See a Front-View of a White Rhinoceros with a Gold '14' on its Horn. See a White Wraith Maiden Seated on the Rhino, The White Wraith Maiden Has a Bow Drawn with Arrow Pointed at The Viewer. The White Wraith Maiden Wears a White Robe, She has a Black '22' on Her Forehead, Above The Scene it says, '20:20 Hall Pass' in Platinum. Below The Scene it says 'Cross-Dimensional Messenger' in Platinum.

To The Right of The Center Scene, See a Red Square. At The Center of The Square See a Naked Woman with Long Brown Hair Standing on a White Stone. The White Stone says 'CERTAINTY' on it in Black Letters. The Naked Woman Stands Erect with Feet and Legs Together. See a Blood-Red Unicorn Horn Attached to the Top of The Woman's Forehead. See a Blood-Red '59' Painted Over The Woman's Heart. With Her Right Hand, The Woman Holds a Flaming Sword Raised Over Her Head. In Her Left Hand, She Holds Up a Blue Picket Sign with a Black and Yellow Smiling Cartoon Queen Bee on it, The Queen Bee Wears a Gold Crown. To the Right of The Woman, See an Arctic Fox. To The Left of The Woman, See an Image of Leatherface from The Movie 'Texas Chainsaw Massacre'. Leatherface Stands Holding a Black Chainsaw with a Silver '91' on it. In The Upper Right Hand Portion of The Square, See an Upside-Down Black Cat Sitting on the Ceiling of The Square. The Cat has a Silver '89' on its Body. In The Upper Left Hand Portion of The Square, See 2 Cartoon-Style Black Bombs. The Bomb on the Right says '43' in Gold, The Bomb on the Left says '43' in Silver. At The Bottom of The Scene it says 'Westboro Baptist Church' in Brown.

Below The Center Scene, See a Smiling Alfred E. Newman Head. It says 'Isaiah 6:9' Across Alfred E.'s Forehead in Blue. Under the Alfred E. Head, it says 'What, Me Worry?' in Yellow Letters

To The Left of The Center Scene, See a Blue Upside-Down Triangle. At The Center of The Triangle, See a Naked Silver Woman, She Stands Holding a Gold Trident in Her Left Hand. She Holds a Silver Net in Her Right Hand. See 2 Gray Hyenas to the Left of The Woman, See 2 Gray Hyenas to the Right of The Woman. Above The Silver Woman it says '9' in Yellow. Below The Silver Woman, it says 'Neptune' in Pearl White. See a Gold '6' on Each of The Upper Two Angles of The Upside-Down Triangle, See a Silver '9' on the Bottom Angle.

On The Top Right Hand Corner of The Card, See a Blood-Red Swan

On The Top Left Hand Corner, See Bruce Lee, Shirtless with Blood-Red Pants, in a Furious Pose with Nunchaku Cocked under His Right Arm, His Left Arm is Outstretched Toward the Viewer, Displaying an Open 5-Fingered Hand

On The Lower Left Hand Corner, See a Gold Hammer and Tent-Peg Crossed

On The Lower Right Hand Corner, See a Silver Ostrich

On The Top of The Card, Below The Margin, it says '43 Margie Phelps WBC 43' in Pearl White

On The Bottom of The Card, Above The Margin, it says, '20:20 Anti-Virus' in Pearl White

On The Top Margin of The Card it says 'Neptune 9' in Green

On The Bottom Margin of The Card it says 'Darlene Elizabeth Ferrin 22' in Green

On The Right Margin of The Card it says 'Sasha Grey 22' in Blue

On The Left Margin of The Card it says '808 Salma Hayek 808' in Yellow

See a Green Triangle in Each of The Four Corners of The Card's Margin, (Drawer Points the Triangles)

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