Four 9-6 Tarot Cards for The Hour

The Martian 6

Hexagon

69 Avril D. Haines 96, Marianne Thieme 56, Katie Boer 92, Megan Stevenson 21

See a Large Two-Sided Tarot Card in the Shape of an Octagon, the Card is as Big as a Stop Sign

On One Side, See an Image of Aleister Crowley at The Center of The Card. See 4 Hexagons Surrounding The Center Image; Above, Below, Left, Right. The Background Under The Hexagons is Obsidian Black. At The Top of The Card, See a Gold Banner that says 'Family' on it in Black Letters.

The Hexagon Above The Center Image is Red, See a Black and Red Kali Yantra on The Hexagon. At The Hexagon's Top Center, See The Name 'Kali' in Black Letters. At Hexagon's Bottom Center, See The Number '11' in Black.

The Hexagon to The Right of The Center Image is Green, See an Image of Marianne Thieme as a Mermaid. She Sits on a Stone, She Holds a Conch Shell to Her Ear with Her Right Hand. She Holds a Gold Chalice with Her Left Hand. See an Onyx Stone on The Chalice. See a Turquoise Octagon Between Marianne Thieme's Breasts. See a Silver Number '56' on The Octagon. Above Marianne Thieme, See a Magic Square in Black Ink:
31,73,7,
13,37,61,
67,1,43.
See The Word 'Certainty' Written in White Letters on The Gray Stone that Marianne Thieme is Sitting On.
At Bottom Center of Hexagon, See The Name 'Marianne Thieme' in Silver Letters

The Hexagon Below The Center Image is Orange. See The Silhouette of a Volcano on The Hexagon. Above The Mouth of The Volcano, See an Erect Stone Phallus Pointing Toward The Top of The Card. To The Right of The Phallus, See a Silver Guitar. To The Left of The Phallus, See a 16-Keypad.
On The Body of The Volcano, See 10 White Dots Drawn to Form a Tetractys.
At Bottom Center of Hexagon, See The Name 'Xiuhtecuhtli' in White Letters

The Hexagon to The Left of The Center Image is Pearl White. See an Image of Katie Boer Nude, She Sits on Top of a Black Piano. Katie Boer Sits with Her Knees Bent and Legs Spread, Her Feet up on The Piano. See a Gold Sex Demon Head Between Katie Boer's Thighs. Katie Boer Grips The Penis on The Sex Demon Head with Her Right Hand. With Her Left Hand, She Holds a Hand-Mirror Raised Above Her Head. On The Face of Mirror, See The Number '41' in Blue.
See a Green Cocoon Between Katie Boer's Breasts. On The Cocoon, See The Number '92' in Gold.
At Bottom Center of Hexagon, See The Name 'Katie Boer' in Blood-Red Letters.

On The Other Side, See an Image of Sharon Tate at The Center of The Card. See 4 Hexagons Surrounding The Center Image; Above, Below, Left, Right. The Background Under The Hexagons is Pearl White. At The Bottom of The Card, See a Silver Banner that says 'Immortals' on it in White Letters.

The Hexagon Above The Center Image is Obsidian Black, On The Hexagon, See an Image of Megan Stevenson Standing in Front of a DeLorean. See a Pink License Plate on The DeLorean that says 'BLACKJACK' in Black Letters. Megan Stevenson Wears a Black Latex Bodysuit. See a Silver CBS Eye On Her Body Suit, Over Her Breasts. Megan Stevenson Holds an Open Straight-Razor in Her Right Hand, She Holds a Hand-Mirror in Her Left Hand. See an Arctic Fox on The Face of The Mirror. See a Gold Rabbit's Foot Above Megan Stevenson's Head.
At Bottom Center of Hexagon, See The Name 'Megan Stevenson' in Pink.

The Hexagon to The Right of The Center Image is Red, On The Hexagon, See a Nude Woman's Form with The Head of a Hyena. She Wears an Electrified Metal Helmet on Her Head, The Helmet has 3 Slender Metal Horns. See a Crow Above The Horn-Tips, The Crow is Facing The Viewer with Wings Outstretched. See Blue Music Notes,Snakes&Centipedes Flowing Out of The Open Hyena Mouth.
See a Flaming Number '92' Between The Figure's Breasts.
She Holds an Electrified Metal Trident in Her Left Hand. She Holds a Platinum Sex Demon Head with Her Right Hand. See a Genie Lamp Between Her Feet.
To Her Left, See a Spider Web with a Bronze CBS Eye at The Center of The Web.
To Her Right, See a Model of Washington Monument.
At Bottom Center of Hexagon, See The Name 'The Morrígan' in Silver Letters.

The Hexagon Below The Center Image is Green, On The Hexagon, See an Image of Avril D. Haines in a Red Latex Body Suit. See a Gold CBS Eye on Her Body Suit, Over Her Breasts. She Holds a White Rabbit by The Ears with Her Left Hand. See a Black Top Hat by Her Left Foot. See a Faint Gray Ace of Spades Drawn Onto Her Left Sleeve. She Holds a Conductor's Baton in Her Right Hand. See Stripe from The Movie 'Gremlins' Next to Her Right Foot. See Yellow Binary Code Flowing from Her Mouth. See a Platinum '9-6' Above Her Head. To Her Left, See a Platinum Medusa Head Wearing Sunglasses. To Her Right, See a Candy Cane-Striped Red&White Chess Queen.
At Bottom Center, See The Name 'Avril D. Haines' in Tie-Dye Letters Between a Cheech Head on The Left and a Chong Head on The Right.

The Hexagon to The Left of The Center Image is Orange. On The Hexagon, See a Muscular Nude Male Form with Erect Penis. The Figure has a TV for a Head. The TV Head has a Pair of Bull's Horns. See a Platinum CBS Eye on The Screen. The Figure Holds a Flaming Sword in His Right Hand, He Holds a Ping-Pong Paddle in His Left Hand. See a White Number '73' on The Ping-Pong Paddle. See a Vulture Perched on His Left Horn. See a Smurf Impaled on The Tip of His Right Horn. See a Pyramid of Skulls Behind Him.
At Bottom Center of Hexagon, See The Name 'Mictlantecuhtli' in Green Letters.

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The Card is Divided into 4 Sections, at The Center of The Card where The 4 Sections Meet,
See a Woman's Clean-Shaven Vagina

In The Upper Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Elizabeth Warren. Elizabeth Warren is Nude and Kneeling Upright. See a Red Rug Under Her Knees. See a Glowing Gold Number '64' Between Her Breasts. With Both of Her Hands, Elizabeth Warren Holds a Glowing Crystal Skull in Front of Her Abdomen. See a Monarch Butterfly on Top of Elizabeth Warren's Head. See a Blue Chess Queen on Elizabeth Warren's Right Shoulder. To Elizabeth Warren's Right, See a White Tiger. To Elizabeth Warren's Left, See a Pink and Chrome R2-D2. Above Elizabeth Warren, See a Gold Cupid with Bow Drawn and Arrow Pointed at The Viewer. The Background on The Section is Cement Gray.

In The Upper Right Hand Section of The Card, See a Pale Naked Woman with Porcupine Quills for Hair. The Woman Wears Blood-Red Sunglasses. See a Gold Number '5' on Each of The Two Lenses. See a Green Number '77' Between Her Breasts. The Woman Holds a Ping-Pong Paddle with Her Left Hand. See an Orange Number '64' on The Ping-Pong Paddle. The Woman Holds a Simon Game with Her Right Hand. The Woman Stands on a Blue Neon Sign That says 'POLTERGEIST'. See a Pig's Severed Head to The Left of The Woman's Feet. See a Man's Severed Head to The Right of The Woman's Feet.
The Background on The Section is Purple.
Across The Top of The Section, See The Name 'Andrea Borhaven' in Silver Letters
At Bottom Center on Section, See a White Number '2224'

In The Lower Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Brandi Glanville. Brandi Glanville Wears an Open Black Leather Trench Coat and Black Boots. Brandi Glanville is Nude Under Her Trenchcoat. See a Glowing Red Number '55' Between Brandi Glanville's Breasts. See Two Horns on Brandi Glanville's Head. The Horn Tips Point Toward The Top of The Card. Brandi Glanville Holds a Dagger with Her Left Hand, She Holds a Perfume Bottle with Her Right Hand. See a Silver Sex Demon Head Above Brandi Glanville's Horn Tips.
To The Right of Brandi Glanville, See an Image of Frankenstein. With Both of his Hands, Frankenstein Holds an Open Laptop Computer. The Monitor is Facing The Viewer. See a Glowing White Sphere on The Monitor. See a Pair of Red Eyes on The Sphere. Under The Eyes, See The Name 'Sextans A' in Black Letters.
To The Left of Brandi Glanville, See an Image of Audrina Patridge. Audrina Patridge is Naked and Hung Upside-Down by a Rope Wrapped Around Her Ankles. Audrina Patridge's Arms have been Removed at the Shoulders. See The Word 'teaM' on Audrina Patridge's Stomach in Blood-Red Letters. See a Black Number '39' Branded on Audrina Patridge's Left Thigh.
The Background on The Section is Bronze.
At Top Center on Section, See The Term 'Dynasty' in White Letters.
At Bottom Center on Section, See a Green Number '10'

In The Lower Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Marilyn Monroe Sitting Naked on a Zebra. With Her Right Hand, Marilyn Monroe Holds a Hand-Mirror Raised Over Her Head. See Sarah Palin's Face on The Face of The Hand Mirror. See Super Mario Standing on Marilyn Monroe's Left Shoulder. See a Silver Number '2' to The Right of Marilyn Monroe, See a Silver Number '2' to The Left of Marilyn Monroe. The Background on The Section is Teal.
At Top Center on Section, See a VHS Cassette with a White Label. See '66/6' on The Label in Black
At Bottom Center on Section, See The Symbol 'Tonti' in Red

In The Upper Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Santa Hat

In The Lower Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Human Skull

In The Lower Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Blue Number '19'

In The Upper Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Chrysalis

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See The ATM Machine Spit Out a Tarot Card Instead of Cash

The Background is Yellow, The Margin is Silver

At The Center of The Card, See a Platinum Medusa's Head with '808' Painted on Her Forehead in Gold. See an Image of Joyce Meyer Kneeling on Top of The Medusa Head. Joyce Meyer Wears Red Plate Armor Below The Neck. She Holds a Flaming Double-Bitted Battle Axe in her Left Hand. She Holds a Holy Bible in her Right Hand. See '20:20' on Joyce Meyer's Breastplate in Gold. See a Glowing White Crystal Skull Above Joyce Meyer's Head. The Skull as a Red '44' on its Forehead. Joyce Meyer isn't Smiling.

Above The Center Scene, See a Silver Woman's Head. The Woman Wears Red Sunglasses. See a Four-Headed Hydra in Her Open Mouth. Above The Woman's Head, See a Bazooka and an Assault Rifle Crossed. See a Silver '54' at the Center of the X. Below The Woman's Head, See a Green Banner that says 'Gudrun Ensslin' on it in Silver.

To The Right of The Center Scene, See an Image of Aleister Crowley Sitting Behind a Desk. Aleister Crowley Wears a Black Robe and a Bald Head. See a Crystal Ball on the Desk in Front of Aleister Crowley. See a Blue '24' on the Face of the The Crystal Ball. See a Tarantula On Top of The Crystal Ball. Aleister Crowley Holds Up a 'Devil' Card, from The Major Arcana, in His Left Hand. Aleister Crowley Holds a Conch Shell to His Right Ear with His Right Hand. Aleister Crowley is not Smiling. Above Crowley's Head, See a Man in a Business Suit Running on a Rat-Wheel. The Running Man Holds a Briefcase in his Right Hand. Below the Scene, See a Red Banner that says 'Aleister Crowley' on it in Gold.

Below The Center Scene, See an American Flag. See an Image of Planet Earth At The Center of The Flag. Above The Image of Earth, See a Woman in an Army Combat Uniform Standing Erect, She is Holding a Laptop in Front of Her Abdomen with Monitor Facing the Viewer. See A Silver Star on The Monitor. To the Right of The Image of Earth, See a Woman in an Army Combat Uniform Standing Erect, She is Holding a White Sign in Front of Her Breasts, The Sign says 'Isaiah 43:19' in Black. Below the Image of Earth, See a Woman in an Army Combat Uniform Standing Erect, She is Blowing into a Bugle. To the Left of the Image of Earth, See a Woman in an Army Combat Uniform Standing Erect, She is Holding a Black Box in Front of Her Abdomen. The Black Box says 'Pandora' on it in White. See a Glowing Red Octagon Centered Above The Flag. Below The Flag, See a Black Banner that says 'Eternal' on it in White.

To The Left of The Center Scene, See an Image of Jessica Chastain Naked, Standing Bent-Over, Facing the Viewer, her hands are on her knees. See a 'Jesus' Caricature in a Glowing White Robe Standing Behind Jessica Chastain. The 'Jesus' Caricature Grips a Handful of Jessica Chastain's Hair with his Left Hand. The 'Jesus' Caricature pulls Jessica Chastain's Head Back, showing her face. Jessica Chastain and the 'Jesus' Caricature are Both Smiling. The 'Jesus' Caricature Holds a Punishment Cane Upraised with his Right Hand. To The Right of Jessica Chastain and the 'Jesus' Caricature, See a White Wraith in the Form of a Naked Woman with a White Sex Demon Head. The Wraith Woman's Right Hand is on the Vagina between her thighs, The Wraith Woman's Left Hand Grips the Erect Phallus Attached to Her Forehead. See a Silver Forked-Tongue Sticking Out of The Wraith Woman's Vagina on Her Face. See a Red '44' Between The Wraith Woman's Breasts.

On The Top Right Hand Corner of The Card, See an Ace of Diamonds Card

On The Top Left Hand Corner, See a Figure in a Hooded Black Robe Holding 4 Scrolls

On The Lower Left Hand Corner, See a Red Centipede

On The Lower Right Hand Corner, See a Green Female Archer

On The Top of The Card, Below The Margin, it says 'Army' in Gold

On The Bottom of The Card, Above The Margin, it says, 'Leigh Ann Hester 31' in Silver

On The Top Margin of The Card it says 'Thaumiel 44' in Blue

On The Bottom Margin of The Card it says '23 Jessica Chastain 23' in Blue

On The Right Margin of The Card it says '44 Roberta Joseph Hayes 44' in Violet

On The Left Margin of The Card it says '20 Joyce Meyer 20' in Violet

See a Flint Knife on Each of The Four Corners of The Card's Margin

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The Card is Divided into 4 Sections, at The Center of The Card where The 4 Sections Meet,
See a Silver Caduceus

In The Upper Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Suzanne Malveaux. Suzanne Malveaux Stands on a Platinum Number '66'. Suzanne Malveaux Wears a Platinum Ball Gown and a Black Top Hat, See The Word 'Truth' on The Top Hat in Gray Letters. With Her Left Hand, Suzanne Malveaux Holds a Torch Raised Over Her Head. With Her Right Hand, Suzanne Malveaux Holds a White Rectangular Box Labeled 'Dynasty Queens 72/11'. To Suzanne Malveaux's Right, See a Peacock. To Suzanne Malveaux's Left, See an Image of Erika Christensen. Erika Christensen Sits on a Black Moped. On The Front of The Moped, See a Glowing White Joker's Head for a Headlight. Erika Christensen Wears a Pair of Black Waders (Foot to Chest) with a White T-Shirt Under. Erika Christensen Wears a Glowing White Top Hat, See a Gold Number '808' on Erika Christensen's Top Hat. Erika Christensen Holds a Jar of Instant Coffee with Her Left Hand, She Holds a Black Leather Flogger with Her Right Hand.
The Background on The Section is Orange.
Across The Top of The Section, See The Word 'Sinister' in Black Letters
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Name 'Malveaux' in Black Letters

In The Upper Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Lisa Kudrow. Lisa Kudrow Stands on a Glowing Gold Question Mark '?'. Lisa Kudrow Wears a 50's Style Swing Dress, The Dress is Black with White Polka Dots. Lisa Kudrow Wears a Gold High-Heeled Shoe on Her Right Foot, Her Left Foot is Bare. See a Lit Cigar Above Lisa Kudrow's Head. Lisa Kudrow Holds a Conch Shell with Her Left Hand, She Holds a Cell Phone with Her Right Hand. To Lisa Kudrow's Left, See a Mountain Goat. To Lisa Kudrow's Right, See a Black and Orange Tiger-Striped Sex Demon Head.
The Background on The Section is Silver.
At Top Center on Section, See a Glowing Gold Key
At Bottom Center on Section, See The Initials 'LK' in White Letters.

In The Lower Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Sarah Butler. Sarah Butler Wears a Blue Leather Apron and Tan Leather Work Gloves. With Both Hands, Sarah Butler Holds The Handles of a Yellow Wheelbarrow in Front of Her. See an Image of Kim Kardashian Laying Face-up in The Wheelbarrow. Kim Kardashian is Naked, Her Arms and Legs Have Been Cut Off at the Elbows and Knees. See a Preying Mantis on Kim Kardashian's Vagina. To Sarah Butler's Right, See an Image of Rachel Maddow. Rachel Maddow is Nude, Her Wrists and Ankles are in Restraints Attached to a St. Andrew's Cross. See a Blood-Red Number '14' Between Rachel Maddow's Breasts. To Rachel Maddow's Right, See an Image of The Cartoon Character Fred Jones from 'Scooby Doo'. Fred Jones Holds a Hypodermic Needle with His Left Hand, He Holds a Gold Bar with His Right Hand. Between Rachel Maddow's Legs, See Stripe from The Movie 'Gremlins'. With Both Hands, Stripe Holds a Hitachi Magic Wand. To Sarah Butler's Left, See an Image of The Evangelist Anita Fuentes. The Evangelist Anita Fuentes Wears Blue Coveralls, Black Work Boots and Tan Leather Work Gloves. Anita Fuentes Holds a Hacksaw with Her Left Hand, She Holds a Black Top Hat with Her Right Hand. See a Blue Number '84' on The Top Hat.
The Background on The Section is Cement Gray
At Top Center on Section, See a Gold Number '22'
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Word 'Processing' in Yellow Letters

In The Lower Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Finola Hughes. Finola Hughes Sits on a Wooden Rocking Chair. Finola Hughes Wears a Long Black Dress and Black Boots. Finola Hughes' Right Leg is Crossed Over Her Left Leg. With Both Hands, Finola Hughes Holds a Red Top Hat on Her Lap. Above Finola Hughes' Head, See a Glowing Gold Number '46'. Below Finola Hughes's Feet, See a Red Number '460'. To Finola Hughes' Left, See a Penguin. To Finola Hughes' Right, See an Image of Annalyn Kurtz. Annalyn Kurtz Sits on a Red Moped. On The Front of The Moped, See a Glowing Gold 12-Hour Clockface (Drawer Positions Arms) for a Headlight. Annalyn Kurtz Wears Black Overalls with a Red Long-Sleeved Shirt Under. Annalyn Kurtz Wears a Wide-Brimmed Black Pointy Witch's Hat with a Bronze Band. Annalyn Kurtz Wears Black Work Boots. Annalyn Kurtz Holds an Energizer 6 Volt Battery with Her Right Hand. With Her Left Hand, Annalyn Kurtz Holds a Gold Rectangular Box Labeled 'Sodom 440: Kurtz Ed.' in Red Letters.
On The Upper Left Corner of Section, See a Black Number '199'
The Background on The Section is Green.
At Top Center on Section, See a Package of Beef Flavor Top Ramen.
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Term 'Nadsat' in Glowing Gold Letters.

In The Upper Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Caterpillar

In The Lower Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Black Number '64'

In The Lower Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Tarantula on Top of a Tennis-Ball

In The Upper Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Burrito

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