Four 9-6 Tarot Cards for The Hour

See The ATM Machine Spit Out a Tarot Card Instead of Cash

The Background is Sepia, The Margin is Silver

At The Center of The Card, See a Platinum Sphere with a Neon Red 'XXX' on it. See an Image of Paula White Sitting on the Sphere with her legs crossed. Paula White Wears a Black Skirt and Black Jacket. See a Gold '65' over Paula White's Left Breast. She Holds a Glowing Model of Earth On her Lap, See a Silver '27' on the Model of Earth. See a Silver 12-Hour Clock-Face Above Paula White's Head. See a Gold Triangle at the Center of the Clock-Face with a Red Eye Inside. (Drawer Sets the Arms on Clock-Face). Paula White is Smiling.

Above The Center Scene, See a Silver Wraith Maiden Sitting on a Gray Stone, The Silver Wraith Maiden Plays a Gold Lyre. See 'GRS' on the Gray Stone in Yellow. See 2 Mountain Goats to The Wraith Maiden's Right, See 2 Mountain Goats to The Wraith Maiden's Left. See '14-41' Above The Wraith Maiden's Head in Gold, See an Ear of Corn Above the '14-41'. Under The Scene it says 'Carol Ann Christensen' in Silver on a Black Banner.

To The Right of The Center Scene, See an Image of Ricki Lake as a Slender Young Woman. Ricki Lake Wears a Blood-Red Gown, She Stands Holding a Bronze Trombone with Both Hands. See a Red-Winged Demon Standing Behind Ricki Lake. The Red-Winged Demon has 4 Horns on His Head and 4 Arms. The Red-Winged Demon is about 4 Heads Taller than Ricki Lake. In His Upper Right Hand, He Holds a Bow. In His Lower Right hand, He Holds a Sword. In His Lower Left Hand, He Holds a Spear. In His Upper Left Hand, He Holds an Ear of Corn. See a Gold '43' on Each of The Red-Winged Demon's 2 Wings. Ricki Lake Smiles.

Below The Center Scene, See an Image of a Glowing Full Moon. At the Center of The Moon's Face, See a Woman's Form, Her Body is Obsidian Black. She Wears a Red Masquerade Mask on Her Face, She Plays a Silver Flute. She Wears Red Roller Skates on Her Feet. See an Ace of Hearts Card Between The Woman's Breasts. The Woman Wears Nothing Else. Above The Woman's Head, See an Ear of Corn with a Black '22' on it. Under The Woman's Feet, it says 'Mary Exzetta West' in Blood-Red. To the Left of The Woman it says '27:82' in Olive Green. To the Right of The Woman it says '6664' in Gold.

To The Left of The Center Scene, See an Image of Angie Harmon Naked and Bound to a St. Andrew's Cross at Hands and Wrists. See a '15' Painted on Angie Harmon's Stomach in Red. Angie Harmon Smiles. To Angie Harmon's Right, See a Leather Bound Book with a Gold '57' on The Cover. To Angie Harmon's Left, See a Silver Chainsaw, See '69 Lilith 96' on the Chainsaw in Gold. See a Tarantula on The Handle on top of The Chainsaw. See an Ear of Corn Between Angie Harmon's Thighs, Pointing Toward her Vagina. Above Angie Harmon's Head, See the Pale Gray Wrinkled Face of an Old Woman. See a Wide-Eyed, Terrified Expression on The Old Woman's Face. Her Mouth is Open as if She is Screaming. See a Blue '86' on The Old Woman's Forehead.

On The Top Right Hand Corner of The Card, See a Peruvian Mummy

On The Top Left Hand Corner, See a Chuck Norris Head Wearing a Bronze Cowboy Hat, See a Neon Green '24+7' on his Cowboy Hat

On The Lower Left Hand Corner, See a Black Witch's Hat and 4 Brooms

On The Lower Right Hand Corner, See a Microscope

On The Top of The Card, Below The Margin, it says 'The Prophetess' in White

On The Bottom of The Card, Above The Margin, it says, 'Paula White 65' in White

On The Top Margin of The Card it says 'Centeotl 65' in Gold

On The Bottom Margin of The Card it says '20:20 Signaling in The Rain' in Gold

On The Right Margin of The Card it says '43 Ricki Lake 43' in Blue

On The Left Margin of The Card it says '15 Angie Harmon 15' in Red

See an Ear of Corn on Each of The Four Corners of The Card's Margin

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The Card is Divided into 4 Sections, at The Center of The Card where The 4 Sections Meet,
See a Roll of Duct Tape

In The Upper Left Hand Section of The Card, See a Gold Woman Sitting on a Black Unicorn.
The Gold Woman is Nude Except for a Pink Masquerade Mask on Her Face. With Her Right Hand, The Gold Woman Holds a Pickle Upraised Like a Sword. See The Symbol '31*' in Black Between The Gold Woman's Breasts. To The Gold Woman's Right, See a Hyena. To The Gold Woman's Left, See an Image of Julie Banderas. Julie Banderas Wears a Blue Football Jersey with a Gold Number '47' on The Front. Julie Banderas' Legs and Feet are Bare. Julie Banderas Holds a Silver Four-Pronged Trident with Her Left Hand, She Holds a Black Top Hat with Her Right Hand; See a Gold Number '22' on The Top Hat. See a Glowing Gold Fountain Pen Above Julie Banderas' Head. The Background on The Section is Milky White
At Top Center on Section, See a Full Moon.
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Word 'Spitball' in Silver Letters

In The Upper Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Paula White. Paula White Stands on a Neon Yellow Sign That says 'Religion'. Paula White Wears a Glowing White Robe. See a Glowing Gold Halo Above Paula White's Head. With Her Right Hand, Paula White Holds an Ear of Corn, See a Gold Number '65' on The Ear of Corn. With Her Left Hand, Paula White Holds a Punishment Cane. To Paula White's Right, See Animal from The Muppets. Animal Wears a Glowing White Robe. Animal Holds a Bronze Microphone with His Right Hand, He Holds a Hamburger with His Left Hand. To Paula White's Left, See an Image of Elisabeth Röhm. Elisabeth Röhm Wears a Yellow Jogging Suit. Elisabeth Röhm's Right Foot is in a Blue Bucket, See a Glowing Gold Tennis Shoe on Her Left Foot. Elisabeth Röhm Holds a Conch Shell with Her Left Hand, She Holds a Gold Bar with Her Right Hand.
The Background on The Section is Black
At Top Center on Section, See a Glowing Gold '9-6'
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Term 'Prophetess' in Gold Letters

In The Lower Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Jennifer Lawrence. Jennifer Lawrence Stands on a Silver Number '54'. Jennifer Lawrence Wears a Green Latex Bodysuit and Black High-Heeled Leather Boots. See a Yellow Number '27' Between Her Breasts. See a Red Number '27' Above Her Vagina. Above Jennifer Lawrence's Head, See an Image of Earth. To Jennifer Lawrence's Right, See a Golden Retriever. To Jennifer Lawrence's Left, See an Image of Lauren Katherine Conrad. Lauren Katherine Conrad Wears a Green Ball Gown. Lauren Katherine Conrad Holds a Hitachi Magic Wand with Her Right Hand, She Holds a Red Leather Jacket with Her Left Hand.
The Background on The Section is Milky White
Across The Top of The Section, See The Name 'Earth' in Green Letters
At Bottom Center on The Section, See a Green Crocodile.

In The Lower Left Hand Section of The Card, See a Gold Cauldron. See The Number '2224' on The Front of The Cauldron in Neon Red. Above The Cauldron, See a Silver Upside-Down Triangle. See a White CBS Eye inside The Triangle. To The Right of The Cauldron, See a White Swan. To The Left of The Cauldron, See C-3PO's Head.
The Background on The Section is Black
Across The Top of The Section, See The Name 'Betty' in White Letters
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Name 'Crocker' in White Letters.

In The Upper Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Crisco Container

In The Lower Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Tampon

In The Lower Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See The Symbol 'Ra' in Red

In The Upper Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Black and Yellow Batman Logo

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See a Platinum Medusa's Head at the Center of the Card, Medusa's Eyes Burn Blue, Lines and Wires Cover Her Face, See a Glowing Stone Cube on Her Forehead. Eight Thick Black Cables Snake Out from Medusa's Scalp, Connecting to 8 Black Boxes Surrounding Her Head. A Rainbow of Symbols, Numbers and Music Notes Pour From Medusa's Open Mouth. See a Black Metronome on Top of Medusa's Head, with a Silver Arm in Motion.

The Background on the Card is Blue with White Stars and a Crescent Moon Facing Right, in the Top Left

See FOUR Wraiths in the Form of Lionesses, One Red, One Blue, One Yellow and One Green Crouched in Stalking Position Under Medusa's Head in a Thicket of Cell-Phone Towers

The Lioness Wraiths All Have Shining Silver Eyes

On the Top Right Corner, See Yoda with a Staff in his Left Hand and a Light Sabre with a Golden Blade in his Right Hand

On the Top Left Corner, See a Blue Computer Monitor with 'Cindi' on the Screen, See 'Cindi' in Red Inside a White Heart

On the Bottom Right Corner, See a Gray Spy Drone

On the Bottom Left Corner, See a Silver Spider Monkey

At the Top of the Card it says

'Medusa'

At the Bottom of the Card it says

'Q: What does Medusa do?

A: She Uses you as a Tool.'

20:20 Abigail Folger 99 Turns Over a Card

The Card is Divided into 4 Sections, at The Center of The Card where The 4 Sections Meet,
See a Box of Nutty Bars

In The Upper Left Hand Section of The Card, See a Black 1957 Chevrolet Bel Air. The Front of The Car is Facing The Viewer. The License Plate is White with a Black Number '800' on it. See an Image of Kim Kardashian Sitting on The Hood of The Car. Kim Kardashian is Nude Except for a Pair of Black Leather Thigh-High Boots, a Zebra Hide Cape and a Black Top Hat. Kim Kardashian's Left Leg is Crossed Over Her Right Leg. Kim Kardashian Clenches a Smurf with Her Right Hand, She Clenches a Gold Bar with Her Left Hand. To The Right of The Car, See an Ostrich. To The Left of The Car, See a Silver Leprechaun.
The Background on The Section is Bronze.
At Top Center on Section, See a Blue Number '2224'
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Symbol 'LRRH-96' in Blue Lettering

In The Upper Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Sarah Butler. Sarah Butler Stands on a Neon Blue Sign That says 'SATAN'. Sarah Butler is Nude Except for a Pair of Silver Cowboy Boots and a Blue Baseball Cap. See a Gold Number '22' on The Baseball Cap. See a Black Number '2' Between Sarah Butler's Breasts, See a Green Number '11' Above Her Vagina. See a Blue Crocodile Above Sarah Butler's Head. Sarah Butler has a Blue Oven Mitt on Her Right Hand. Sarah Butler Holds a Violet Wand with Her Left Hand. To Sarah Butler's Right, See an Image of Kate Upton Laying Face-up in a Yellow Wheelbarrow. Kate Upton is Naked, Her Arms and Legs Have Been Cut Off at the Elbows and Knees. See 6 Flies on Kate Upton, See 6 Flies Around Kate Upton. To Sarah Butler's Left, See an Image of R2-D2.
The Background on The Section is Green.
Across The Top of The Section, See The Name 'Sarah' in Silver Letters
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Term 'Swineherd' in Gold Letters

In The Lower Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Rebecca Jarvis. Rebecca Jarvis Sits on a Green Park Bench. Rebecca Jarvis Wears a Black Ball Gown. Rebecca Jarvis Wears a Green Eyeshade. Rebecca Jarvis Holds a Jar of Instant Coffee with Her Right Hand; with Her Left Hand, She Holds a Green Rectangular Box Labeled 'Sodom 440' in Glowing Red Letters. Above Rebecca Jarvis' Head, See a Glowing Gold Number '64'. Sitting on The Bench to Rebecca Jarvis' Left, See an Image of Megan Stevenson. Megan Stevenson Wears Blue Jeans, a Pair of Glowing Platinum Tennis Shoes and a Black T-Shirt with 'Isaiah 6:9' on it in Green Lettering. Megan Stevenson Holds a Pink Disposable Razor with Her Right Hand, She Holds a Duracell 6 Volt Battery with Her Left Hand. Megan Stevenson's Right Leg is Crossed Over Left Leg. Sitting on The Bench to Rebecca Jarvis' Right, See a Gold Woman. The Gold Woman is Nude Except for a Yellow Masquerade Mask. The Gold Woman Sits with Her Legs Spread, See an Image of Stripe, from The Movie 'Gremlins', Sitting Between The Gold Woman's Thighs. With Both Hands, Stripe Holds a Black Genie Lamp. The Gold Woman Clenches a Hypodermic Needle with Her Right Hand, She Clenches a Smurf with Her Left Hand.
The Background on The Section is Pink.
Across The Top of The Section, See The Name 'Rebecca' in Black Letters
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Name 'Jarvis' in Black Letters

In The Lower Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Sarah Silverman. Sarah Silverman Stands on a Gold Number '66'. Sarah Silverman is Nude Except for Black High-Heeled Shoes and a Black Top Hat. See The Symbol 'S&M' on The Top Hat, 'S&M' is in Gold. Above Sarah Silverman's Top Hat, See a Red CBS Eye. Sarah Silverman Holds a Lit Propane Blow-Torch with Her Right Hand, The Blow-Torch is Red. With Her Left Hand, Sarah Silverman Holds a Silver Box in The Shape of a Hexagon. The Box is Labeled, 'Sex Demon 66/6'. To Sarah Silverman's Right, See a Gold Comedy Mask. To Sarah Silverman's Left, See a Gold Tragedy Mask.
The Background on The Section is Milky White.
Across The Top of The Section, See The Name 'Sarah' in Gold Letters.
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Word 'Sweet' in Orange, Red and Yellow Candy-Cane Striped Letters.

In The Upper Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See The Number '46' in Black

In The Lower Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Bronze Egg

In The Lower Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Hot Dog

In The Upper Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Purple Scrunchie

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