Four 9-6 Tarot Cards for The Hour

See The ATM Machine Spit Out a Tarot Card Instead of Cash

The Background is Yellow, The Margin is Silver

At The Center of The Card, See a Platinum Medusa's Head with '808' Painted on Her Forehead in Gold. See an Image of Joyce Meyer Kneeling on Top of The Medusa Head. Joyce Meyer Wears Red Plate Armor Below The Neck. She Holds a Flaming Double-Bitted Battle Axe in her Left Hand. She Holds a Holy Bible in her Right Hand. See '20:20' on Joyce Meyer's Breastplate in Gold. See a Glowing White Crystal Skull Above Joyce Meyer's Head. The Skull as a Red '44' on its Forehead. Joyce Meyer isn't Smiling.

Above The Center Scene, See a Silver Woman's Head. The Woman Wears Red Sunglasses. See a Four-Headed Hydra in Her Open Mouth. Above The Woman's Head, See a Bazooka and an Assault Rifle Crossed. See a Silver '54' at the Center of the X. Below The Woman's Head, See a Green Banner that says 'Gudrun Ensslin' on it in Silver.

To The Right of The Center Scene, See an Image of Aleister Crowley Sitting Behind a Desk. Aleister Crowley Wears a Black Robe and a Bald Head. See a Crystal Ball on the Desk in Front of Aleister Crowley. See a Blue '24' on the Face of the The Crystal Ball. See a Tarantula On Top of The Crystal Ball. Aleister Crowley Holds Up a 'Devil' Card, from The Major Arcana, in His Left Hand. Aleister Crowley Holds a Conch Shell to His Right Ear with His Right Hand. Aleister Crowley is not Smiling. Above Crowley's Head, See a Man in a Business Suit Running on a Rat-Wheel. The Running Man Holds a Briefcase in his Right Hand. Below the Scene, See a Red Banner that says 'Aleister Crowley' on it in Gold.

Below The Center Scene, See an American Flag. See an Image of Planet Earth At The Center of The Flag. Above The Image of Earth, See a Woman in an Army Combat Uniform Standing Erect, She is Holding a Laptop in Front of Her Abdomen with Monitor Facing the Viewer. See A Silver Star on The Monitor. To the Right of The Image of Earth, See a Woman in an Army Combat Uniform Standing Erect, She is Holding a White Sign in Front of Her Breasts, The Sign says 'Isaiah 43:19' in Black. Below the Image of Earth, See a Woman in an Army Combat Uniform Standing Erect, She is Blowing into a Bugle. To the Left of the Image of Earth, See a Woman in an Army Combat Uniform Standing Erect, She is Holding a Black Box in Front of Her Abdomen. The Black Box says 'Pandora' on it in White. See a Glowing Red Octagon Centered Above The Flag. Below The Flag, See a Black Banner that says 'Eternal' on it in White.

To The Left of The Center Scene, See an Image of Jessica Chastain Naked, Standing Bent-Over, Facing the Viewer, her hands are on her knees. See a 'Jesus' Caricature in a Glowing White Robe Standing Behind Jessica Chastain. The 'Jesus' Caricature Grips a Handful of Jessica Chastain's Hair with his Left Hand. The 'Jesus' Caricature pulls Jessica Chastain's Head Back, showing her face. Jessica Chastain and the 'Jesus' Caricature are Both Smiling. The 'Jesus' Caricature Holds a Punishment Cane Upraised with his Right Hand. To The Right of Jessica Chastain and the 'Jesus' Caricature, See a White Wraith in the Form of a Naked Woman with a White Sex Demon Head. The Wraith Woman's Right Hand is on the Vagina between her thighs, The Wraith Woman's Left Hand Grips the Erect Phallus Attached to Her Forehead. See a Silver Forked-Tongue Sticking Out of The Wraith Woman's Vagina on Her Face. See a Red '44' Between The Wraith Woman's Breasts.

On The Top Right Hand Corner of The Card, See an Ace of Diamonds Card

On The Top Left Hand Corner, See a Figure in a Hooded Black Robe Holding 4 Scrolls

On The Lower Left Hand Corner, See a Red Centipede

On The Lower Right Hand Corner, See a Green Female Archer

On The Top of The Card, Below The Margin, it says 'Army' in Gold

On The Bottom of The Card, Above The Margin, it says, 'Leigh Ann Hester 31' in Silver

On The Top Margin of The Card it says 'Thaumiel 44' in Blue

On The Bottom Margin of The Card it says '23 Jessica Chastain 23' in Blue

On The Right Margin of The Card it says '44 Roberta Joseph Hayes 44' in Violet

On The Left Margin of The Card it says '20 Joyce Meyer 20' in Violet

See a Flint Knife on Each of The Four Corners of The Card's Margin

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The Card is Divided into 4 Sections, at The Center of The Card where The 4 Sections Meet,
See a Glowing Gold Key

In The Upper Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Dolly Parton as a Young Woman. Dolly Parton Stands Nude in a Shallow Pond of Water. In Dolly Parton's Left Hand, She Holds a Gold Chalice Upraised. See a White Skull on The Chalice. In Dolly Parton's Right Hand, She Holds a Red-and-Black Monkey Wrench. See a Blood-Red '66' Between Dolly Parton's Breasts. To Dolly Parton's Right, See a Glowing Gold Fountain Pen. The Fountain Pen is as Tall as Dolly Parton on The Card. To Dolly Parton's Left, See a Black Beast-Man with Two Horns on His Head. The Beast-Man Stands Playing a White Flute. The Beast-Man's Penis is Erect. The Background on The Section is Green.
On Top Center On Section, See The Words 'Fountain of Youth' in Gold Letters
On Bottom Center On Section, See The Term 'Satanism' in Silver Letters

In The Upper Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Elizabeth Short. Elizabeth Short Stands, She Wears a Long Black Gown. With Her Right Hand, Elizabeth Short Holds a Red Tragedy Mask. With Her Left Hand, Elizabeth Short Holds a Silver Comedy Mask. Above Elizabeth Short's Head, See a Black Metronome with a Silver Pendulum Arm. The Background on The Section is Teal.
At Top Center on Section, See a Silver Number '99'.
At Bottom Center on Section, See The Name 'Iapetus' in Gold Letters

In The Lower Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Chelsea Handler. Chelsea Handler is Naked in a Tin Wash Basin. Her Arms and Legs are Cut Off above the Elbow and Knees, leaving Stumps. Viewer Sees Wash Basin from Above. Viewer Sees no Water in The Basin. See a Scorpion on Chelsea Handler's Vagina. See 4 Steel Pins Stuck into her Left Breast. See a Smiley Face Drawn on Chelsea Handler's Right Breast in Red. See a Black Number '39' Between Chelsea Handler's Breasts. See a Crown of Thorns on Chelsea Handler's Head. The Background on The Section is Black.
At Bottom Center on Section, See The Term 'Scientology' in Blue Letters.

In The Lower Left Hand Section of The Card, See a Nude Silver Woman Standing in a Shallow Pond of Blood. See 4 Human Skulls in The Pond. The Silver Woman Has 4 Arms. With Her Upper Left Hand, She Holds a Violin. With Her Lower Left Hand, She Holds a Blood-Red Chess Queen. With Her Upper Right Hand, She Holds a Dagger. With Her Lower Right Hand, She Holds Angelina Jolie's Severed Head. The Background on The Section is Bronze.
On Top Center on Section, See The Name 'Countess Dracula' in Platinum Letters

In The Upper Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Pair of Red Boxing Gloves

In The Lower Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See The Symbol 'De' in Green

In The Lower Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Hamburger

In The Upper Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Pink Lucky Rabbit's Foot

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Merope Turns Over a Card

The Background on The Card is Gold

Centered on The Card, See an Image of Vanessa Williams. Vanessa Williams Stands on a Red Neon Sign that Reads 'DATA MART 72/11'. Vanessa Williams Wears Two Albino Burmese Pythons Over Her Nude Body. Vanessa Williams Wears an Egyptian Headpiece with a Gold Cobra on The Front. In Her Left Hand, Vanessa Williams Holds a Dagger; in Her Right Hand, She Holds a Conductor's Baton.

Above Vanessa Williams, See an Open Scroll. On The Scroll, See a Magic Square:
7,12,1,14,
2,13,8,11,
16,3,10,5,
9,6,15,4.

To The Right of Vanessa Williams, See an Image of Irma Grese. Irma Grese Wears an Open Leather Trench Coat Over Her Nude Body, and Black Boots. See a Glowing Red Number '45' Between Her Breasts. Irma Grese Holds a 16-Keypad with Her Left Hand. With Her Right Hand, She Holds a Book that says 'COOKBOOK' on The Cover. See a Silver 12-Hour Clockface Above Irma Grese's Head (Drawer Positions Clock Arms).

To The Left of Vanessa Williams, See Another Image of Irma Grese. This One Wears a Nun's Habit and Black Boots. The Second Irma Grese Holds a Red Sex-Demon Head with Her Left Hand and a Chainsaw with Her Right Hand. See The Cuāuhtli Symbol Above The Second Irma Grese's Head.

On The Top Right Hand Corner of The Card, See a Gold Chalice with a Glowing White Number '34' on it

On The Top Left Hand Corner of The Card, See a Black Medusa Head

On The Lower Left Hand Corner of The Card, See an Arctic Fox

On The Lower Right Hand Corner of The Card, See a Silver Bell

At Top Center, Below the Margin, it says 'Vanessa Williams 34' on a Black Banner in Gold Lettering

At Bottom Center, Above the Margin, it says '20:20 Betty Crocker' on a Black Banner in Green Lettering

On The Top Margin it says 'Telepathic Network' in Blue Letters

On The Bottom Margin it says 'Power' in Black Letters

On The Left Hand Margin it says 'Irma Grese 45' in Blood-Red Lettering

On The Right Hand Margin it says 'Pluto 404' in Gold Lettering

Scientology Card

Neptune Card

Centered on The Card, See a Platinum Cauldron. See The Number '2224' on The Front of The Cauldron in Neon Blue. Above The Cauldron, See a Neon Red Upside-Down Triangle. See a Blue CBS Eye inside The Triangle. Above The Triangle, See a Gannet.

To The Right of The Cauldron, See an Image of Washington Monument.

Below The Cauldron, See a 16-Keypad.

To The Left of The Cauldron, See a Red Sex Demon Head.

The Background on The Card is Black

On the Bottom Left Hand Corner of the Card, See a Tecpatl Symbol

On the Bottom Right Hand Corner of the Card, See a Gold 4-Pronged Trident

On the Upper Left Hand Corner of the Card, See a Sling-Shot

On the Upper Right Hand Corner of the Card, See a Scorpion

At The Top of The Card it says 'Negro Magic'

At The Bottom of The Card it says 'Night Rider'