Four 9-6 Tarot Cards for The Hour

See The ATM Machine Spit Out a Tarot Card Instead of Cash

The Background is Blue, The Margin is Silver

At The Center of The Card, See a Silver Ring 'O'. See an Image of Iliza Shlesinger Standing Naked Inside The Ring. Iliza Shlesinger Holds a Green Serpent Upraised with Left Hand, she holds a Rolled Up Glowing Gold Scroll in her Right Hand. See '2/22' in Red Between Iliza Shlesinger's Breasts. See a Platinum Lyre Above Iliza Shlesinger's Head. See a Bald Eagle Perched on Iliza Shlesinger's Right Shoulder. See 'Luke 18:27' in Gold Above Iliza Shlesinger's Pubic Area. See a Gold Slave Collar on Iliza Shlesinger's Neck. Iliza Shlesinger Smiles.

Above The Center Image, See the Image of Ellen G. White Seated w/Pen&Paper in Dark Dress. See a Crimson Banner Above Ellen G. White's Head. See '14 Ellen G. White 41' on The Banner, in Gold Lettering. Below The Image of Ellen G. White, See a Black '55'. To Ellen G. White's Right, See a Yellow '69'. To Ellen G. White's Left, See a Green '96'.

To The Right of The Center Image, See an Image of Rachel Maddow Smiling at her Newsdesk. On the Monitor Behind Rachel Maddow, See a Platinum Ram's Head w/Razor Wrapped Around The Horns. See a Green '41' Above The Ram's Head. The Background on Monitor is Crimson.
See 14 Small Green Trees Spread Across the Top Rachel Maddow's Desk. Rachel Maddow Holds a Shiny Metal Bicycle-Kickstand in her Hands, her Hands are resting on her Desk. See an English Setter Sitting in Front of Rachel Maddow's Desk.

Below The Center Image, See a Black '73' Surrounded by 4 Skulls. The Skull Above The '73' is Gray with a Pink 'N' on its Forehead. The Skull to the Right of The '73' is Yellow with a Blue 'E' on its Forehead. The Skull Under The '73' is Red with a White 'S' on its Forehead. The Skull to the Left of The '73' is Green with a Silver 'W' on its Forehead.

To The Left of The Center Image, See Ilse Koch Standing in Front of a Bronze Swastika. Ilse Koch is Wearing a Long Black Skirt, Black Boots, Black Gloves and She's Wearing a Silver Helmet w/Four White Horns on Her Head. Ilse Koch is not Wearing a Top. In Her Left Hand, Ilse Koch is Holding a Gold Maul. In Her Right Hand, Ilse Koch Holds a Platinum Sex Demon Head Upraised Like The Statue of Liberty's Torch. Above The Horn Tips on Ilse Koch's Helmet, See The Malīnalli Symbol. Ilse Koch Wears a Metallic Chain Around Her Neck, Hanging on The Chain Between Her Breasts, See a Shiny Metallic '90'.

On The Top Right Hand Corner of The Card, See Stripe from The Movie 'Gremlins'

On The Top Left Hand Corner, See a Gold Chess Queen

On The Lower Left Hand Corner, See a Pentacle

On The Lower Right Hand Corner, See Smurfette

On The Top of The Card, Below The Margin, it says 'Witchcraft' in Yellow

On The Bottom of The Card, Above The Margin, it says, 'Mictlantecuhtli 73' in Red

On The Top Margin of The Card it says 'Ilse Koch 90' in Black

On The Bottom Margin of The Card it says 'Iliza Shlesinger 2/22' in Red

On The Right Margin of The Card it says 'Rachel Maddow 14' in Red

On The Left Margin of The Card it says 'Pluto 404' in Black

See a Diamond on Each of The Four Corners of The Card's Margin

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The Card is Divided into 4 Sections, at The Center of The Card where The 4 Sections Meet,
See a Blender Half Full of Raspberries.

In The Upper Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Abbi Jacobson. Abbi Jacobson Wears a Red Ball Gown. Abbi Jacobson Sits on a Green Park-Bench. See a Tegu on Abbi Jacobson's Lap. Abbi Jacobson Holds a Calabash Pipe with Her Left Hand, She has a Kermit The Frog Puppet on Her Right Hand. Above Abbi Jacobson's Head, See a Question Block from The Game 'Super Mario Bros.' Seated on The Bench to Abbi Jacobson's Right, See a Cartoon Image of Shaggy from Scooby Doo. Shaggy Points at The Calabash Pipe with His Right Hand, He Holds a Stainless Steel Speculum with His Left Hand. To Abbi Jacobson's Left, See an Image of Sasha Grey. Sasha Grey Wears a Black Latex Body Suit and Pink Bunny Slippers. Sasha Grey Sits with Her Left Leg Crossed Over Her Right Leg. Sasha Grey Holds a Pickle with Her Left Hand, She Holds a Stainless Steel Wartenberg Wheel with Her Right Hand. See a Red Number '22' Between Sasha Grey's Breasts.
The Background on The Section is a Willow Tree.
At Top Center on Section, See a Red Number '81'
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Term 'Lifestylers' in Bronze Letters.

In The Upper Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Stephanie Vigil. Stephanie Vigil Stands on a Silver Number '70'. Stephanie Vigil Wears a Long Black Leather Skirt and Black Boots. See The Symbol 'Tonde' on Stephanie Vigil's Left Boot, in White Letters. Stephanie Vigil is Topless. See Two Horns on Stephanie Vigil's Head, The Horn Tips Point Toward The Top of The Card. See a Glowing Red Skull Above Stephanie Vigil's Horn Tips. Stephanie Vigil Has a Blue Oven Mitt on Her Right Hand. Stephanie Vigil Holds a Gold Microphone with Her Left Hand. To Stephanie Vigil's Right, See a Blue Sex Demon Head. To Stephanie Vigil's Left, See an Image of Mary Luck. Mary Luck Stands on a White Box, See The Word 'SOAP' on The Box in Red Letters. Mary Luck is Nude, Her Arms have Been Removed at The Shoulders. See a Black Number '77' Between Mary Luck's Breasts. See a Black Number '41' Above Mary Luck's Vagina.
The Background on The Section is Pink.
At Top Center on Section, See a Silver Ram's Head with Razor-Wire Wrapped Around The Horns.
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Name 'Mary Luck' in Gold Letters.

In The Lower Right Hand Section of The Card, See a Pale Woman. The Pale Woman is Naked Except for a Gas Mask. The Pale Woman Lays on a Red Shaggy Carpet That Fills Out The Background of The Section. The Pale Woman's Knees are Bent and Her Legs are Spread. With Her Left Hand, The Pale Woman is Holding a Pink Vibrator. The Pink Vibrator is Inserted Halfway into The Pale Woman's Vagina. With Her Right Hand, The Pale Woman Holds a 16-Keypad. See a Green Number '42' Between The Pale Woman's Breasts. To The Pale Woman's Right, See a Gold Scientology Cross. To The Pale Woman's Left, See a Silver 12-Hour Clockface (Drawer Positions Arms).
Across The Top of The Section, See The Name 'Chanin' in Green Letters
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Name 'Starbuck' in Green Letters

In The Lower Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Uncle Sam Poster. The Uncle Sam Poster Takes Up The Whole Section. The Text on The Uncle Sam Poster says
'I Want YOU
For 66/6' in Flaming Red Font.
At Top Center on Section, See a Gold '4-H'

In The Upper Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Tadpole

In The Lower Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Red Number '10'

In The Lower Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Mouse Trap; The Mouse Trap is Set. See a Triangular Piece of Cheese on The Bait Tray.

In The Upper Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Curling Iron.

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Merope Turns Over a Card

The Background on The Card is Milky White

Centered on The Card, See an Image of Megan Stevenson. Megan Stevenson is Nude, She Stands On a Yellow Neon Sign that says '777'. Megan Stevenson Holds a Gold Four-Pronged Trident in Her Left Hand. She Holds a White Placard in Her Right hand, The Placard says 'ACCESS' on it in Gold Letters. Above Megan Stevenson's Head, See The Term 'JACKPOT' in Gold Letters. See a Rainbow on Top of The Term 'JACKPOT'. One End of The Bow is On The 'J', The Other End of The Bow is On The 'T'. To The Right of Megan Stevenson, See a Red Comedy Mask. To The Left of Megan Stevenson, See a Blue Tragedy Mask. See an Image of Lamassu On The Right Side of The '777' Sign, See another Image of Lamassu On The Left Side of The '777' Sign. In The Upper Right Portion of The Card, See a Gold Woman. The Gold Woman is Naked Except for a Masquerade Mask. The Gold Woman Plays a Clarinet. In The Upper Left Portion of The Card, See a Naked Black Beast-Man with 2 Horns on His Head. The Beast-Man Plays a Flute. The Beast Man has an Erection.

On The Top Right Hand Corner of The Card, See a Cherry

On The Top Left Hand Corner of The Card, See a Red-and-White U-Magnet, The Prongs on The 'U' are Pointed Toward The Bottom of The Card.

On The Lower Left Hand Corner of The Card, See a Red Monopoly Game Hotel

On The Lower Right Hand Corner of The Card, See a Silver Bullet

At Top Center, Below the Margin, it says 'Megan Stevenson 21' on a Red Banner in Silver Lettering

At Bottom Center, Above the Margin, it says 'Lady Luck' on a Blue Banner in Gold Letters

On The Top Margin it says 'Casino' in Blue Letters

On The Bottom Margin it says 'Hall of Satans' in Red Letters

On The Left Hand Margin it says 'Satan 41' in Green Lettering

On The Right Hand Margin it says 'Reeri Kavisia 31*' in Black Lettering

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The Card is Divided into 4 Sections, at The Center of The Card where The 4 Sections Meet,
See a Woman's Clean-Shaven Vagina

In The Upper Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Mary J. Blige. Mary J. Blige Stands on a Blue Neon Sign That says 'DIVISION'. Mary J. Blige Wears a White Queen's Robe with Gold Trim. Mary J. Blige Wears a Black Derby Hat, See a Gold Number '57' on The Derby Hat. See a Gold CBS Eye Above Mary J. Blige's Head. Mary J. Blige Holds a Machete with Her Left Hand, She Holds a Gold Bar with Her Right Hand. To Mary J. Blige's Left, See an Image of Sarah Butler. Sarah Butler Wears a Black Fur Coat and a Pair of Gold High-Heeled Shoes. Sarah Butler's Coat is Open. Sarah Butler is Naked Under Her Coat. See a Blue Number '13' Between Sarah Butler's Breasts. See a Gold Number '9' Above Sarah Butler's Vagina. Sarah Butler Holds a Tattoo Machine with Her Left Hand, She Holds a Summer Sausage with Her Right Hand. To Mary J. Blige's Right, See an Image of Kelly Killoren Bensimon. Kelly Killoren Bensimon Wears a White Fur Coat and Blue Swimfins. Kelly Killoren Bensimon's Coat is Closed in The Front. With Both Hands, Kelly Killoren Bensimon Holds an In-Cell Clear-Shelled Prison TV in Front of Her Abdomen. On The TV Screen, See a Gold '72/11' on a Black Background.
The Background on The Section is Cement Gray.
Across The Top of The Section, See The Name 'Lincoln Rd.' in White Letters
At Bottom Center on Section, See a Compact Disc

In The Upper Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Kelly Ripa. Kelly Ripa Sits on a Red Leather Armchair. Kelly Ripa is Nude. Kelly Ripa Sits Slouched in The Armchair with Her Left Leg Slung Over The Left Armrest. Kelly Ripa's Right Foot is on The Ground in Front of The Chair, Her Right Knee is Touching The Right Armrest. With Her Right Hand, Kelly Ripa Holds a Hitachi Magic Wand to Her Vagina. Kelly Ripa Holds a Red Apple with Her Left Hand. See Two Horns on Kelly Ripa's Head, The Horn-Tips Point Toward The Top of The Card. See a Gold Egg Above Kelly Ripa's Horn-Tips. To The Right of The Chair, See a Gold Sex Demon Head. To The Left of The Chair, See a Black Beast-Man with Two Horns on His Head. The Beast-Man Grips His Erect Penis with His Right Hand, See Semen Erupting from The Beast-Man's Penis. The Beast-Man Holds a Red and White U-Magnet with His Left Hand.
The Background on The Section is Teal.
At Top Center on Section, See a Gold '20:20'
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Name 'Kelly Ripa' in Red Letters.

In The Lower Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Kyle Richards. Kyle Richards Stands on a Neon White Sign that says 'DYNASTY'. Kyle Richards Wears a Chain-Mail Dress and Silver High-Heeled Shoes. Above Kyle Richards' Head, See a Black Heart; See a White Number '18' on The Black Heart. Kyle Richards Holds a Hypodermic Needle with Her Right Hand, She Holds a Common Kingsnake with Her Left Hand. See a Skunk on Kyle Richards' Right Shoulder. To Kyle Richards' Right, See an Image of Kendall Jenner. Kendall Jenner Wears a Wolf Hide Cloak, with Wolf-Head Hood, a Skirt of Red Human Hair and Black Boots. Kendall Jenner is Bare-Breasted Under Her Open Cloak, See a Gold Number '81' Between Kendall Jenner's Breasts. Kendall Jenner Holds a Punishment Cane with Her Right Hand, She Holds a Red Coffee Cup with Her Left Hand. To Kyle Richards' Left, See a Stone Gargoyle.
The Background on The Section is Yellow.
At Top Center, See The Name 'Kyle' in Black Letters
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Name 'Kendall' in Red Letters.

In The Lower Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Vanessa Williams. Vanessa Williams Stands on a Neon Yellow Sign That Says 'HISI'. Vanessa Williams is Nude Except for a Pair of Platinum Thigh-High Boots. See a Black Number '34' Between Vanessa Williams' Breasts. See Two Outstretched Black Wings on Vanessa Williams' Back. See Two Horns on Vanessa Williams' Head. The Horn-Tips Point Toward The Top of The Card. Vanessa Williams Holds a Wood Cane with Her Left Hand, The Cane Has a Glowing White Crystal Skull for a Head. Vanessa Williams Holds a Platinum Genie Lamp with Her Right Hand. Above Vanessa Williams' Head, See a Gold Grouse.
The Background on The Section is Milky White.
At Top Center on Section, See an Open and Lit Chrome-Zippo Lighter
At Bottom Center on Section, See a Gold High-Heeled Shoe

In The Upper Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Rattlesnake

In The Lower Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Green Eyeshade

In The Lower Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See The Symbol 'Ra' in Green

In The Upper Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Diamond

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