Wednesday, November 19, 2014

Four 9-6 Tarot Cards for The Hour

Scientology Card
18 of Hearts
At The Center of The Card, See a Gray Face with Small Nose and No Eyes. She Wears a Black Electrified Helmet, She Wears a Glowing Red Octagon Dangling from the Left Side of Her Helmet and a Glowing Green Square Dangling from the Right Side of Her Helmet. See a Silver '18' in Her Open Mouth. See a Gold '20' Above Her Head, See a Gold '4' Below Her Head, See a Copper '2' on Each Side of Her Head.
The Background of The Card is a Gray Cyclone, The Center Head is Over The Eye of The Cyclone.
In the Upper Right Portion of the Card, See The Head of a Red-Haired, Pale-Skinned Woman, The Woman Wears Pink-Rimmed Jumbo Sunglasses and Has a Large Erect Red Penis Protruding from Her Forehead like a Horn, The Woman has a Sideways Vagina for a Mouth and Some Beard on Her Right Cheek. The Woman Wears a Yellow '13' from Her Left Ear as an Earring and a Blue '31' in Her Right Ear.
In the Upper Left Portion of the Card, See a Stone Face Similar to The One at The Center of The Aztec Calendar Stone, See a Gold '37' on The Tongue of The Stone Face
In the Lower Left Portion of the Card, See a Bronze 36-Hour Clock Face
In the Lower Right Portion of the Card, See Angelina Jolie's Severed Head
On the Upper Right Hand Corner of The Card, See a Platinum '27'
On the Upper Left Hand Corner of The Card, See a Crocodile with a Red '13' on its Body
On the Lower Right Hand Corner of The Card, See a Silver Female Leprechaun with a Gold '31' on Her Top-Hat
On the Lower Left Hand Corner of The Card, See a Breakdancer in a Yellow Suit Doing a Back Spin
At the Top of The Card it says 'Minerva 99' in Electrified Metallic Lettering
At The Bottom of The Card it says 'Mind Over Matter' in Silver Lettering

See The ATM Machine Spit Out a Tarot Card Instead of Cash
The Background is Black, The Margin is Silver
At The Center of The Card, See a Silver Sphere with a Blood-Red 'XXX' on it, See a Black Eye of Horus Under the 'XXX'
See an image of Salma Hayek, See her Naked except for Yellow High Heel Shoes and Long Yellow Gloves, she's Leaning Over the Right Side of the Sphere. Her Breasts are Pressed Against the Side of the Sphere, she is posed suggestively, slightly Bent over. Her Elbows Rest on Top of the Sphere, she Holds Up a Platinum Sex Demon Head with an Image of Sasha Grey who is Similarly Posed on the Left Side of the Sphere, Sasha Grey Wears Blue High Heel Shoes and Long Blue Gloves. Both Women Look Toward the Viewer with Smiles on their Faces.
See a Glowing Image of The Guennol Lioness Hovering Above The Sex Demon Head, See a Silver '96' to The Left of The Guennol Lioness and a Gold '69' to the Right of The Guennol Lioness
Above The Center Scene, See a Front-View of a White Rhinoceros with a Gold '14' on its Horn. See a White Wraith Maiden Seated on the Rhino, The White Wraith Maiden Has a Bow Drawn with Arrow Pointed at The Viewer. The White Wraith Maiden Wears a White Robe, She has a Black '22' on Her Forehead, Above The Scene it says, '20:20 Hall Pass' in Platinum. Below The Scene it says 'Cross-Dimensional Messenger' in Platinum.
To The Right of The Center Scene, See a Red Square. At The Center of The Square See a Naked Woman with Long Brown Hair Standing on a White Stone. The White Stone says 'CERTAINTY' on it in Black Letters. The Naked Woman Stands Erect with Feet and Legs Together. See a Blood-Red Unicorn Horn Attached to the Top of The Woman's Forehead. See a Blood-Red '59' Painted Over The Woman's Heart. With Her Right Hand, The Woman Holds a Flaming Sword Raised Over Her Head. In Her Left Hand, She Holds Up a Blue Picket Sign with a Black and Yellow Smiling Cartoon Queen Bee on it, The Queen Bee Wears a Gold Crown. To the Right of The Woman, See an Arctic Fox. To The Left of The Woman, See an Image of Leatherface from The Movie 'Texas Chainsaw Massacre'. Leatherface Stands Holding a Black Chainsaw with a Silver '91' on it. In The Upper Right Hand Portion of The Square, See an Upside-Down Black Cat Sitting on the Ceiling of The Square. The Cat has a Silver '89' on its Body. In The Upper Left Hand Portion of The Square, See 2 Cartoon-Style Black Bombs. The Bomb on the Right says '43' in Gold, The Bomb on the Left says '43' in Silver. At The Bottom of The Scene it says 'Westboro Baptist Church' in Brown.
Below The Center Scene, See a Smiling Alfred E. Newman Head. It says 'Isaiah 6:9' Across Alfred E.'s Forehead in Blue. Under the Alfred E. Head, it says 'What, Me Worry?' in Yellow Letters
To The Left of The Center Scene, See a Blue Upside-Down Triangle. At The Center of The Triangle, See a Naked Silver Woman, She Stands Holding a Gold Trident in Her Left Hand. She Holds a Silver Net in Her Right Hand. See 2 Gray Hyenas to the Left of The Woman, See 2 Gray Hyenas to the Right of The Woman. Above The Silver Woman it says '9' in Yellow. Below The Silver Woman, it says 'Neptune' in Pearl White. See a Gold '6' on Each of The Upper Two Angles of The Upside-Down Triangle, See a Silver '9' on the Bottom Angle.
On The Top Right Hand Corner of The Card, See a Blood-Red Swan
On The Top Left Hand Corner, See Bruce Lee, Shirtless with Blood-Red Pants, in a Furious Pose with Nunchaku Cocked under His Right Arm, His Left Arm is Outstretched Toward the Viewer, Displaying an Open 5-Fingered Hand
On The Lower Left Hand Corner, See a Gold Hammer and Tent-Peg Crossed
On The Lower Right Hand Corner, See a Silver Ostrich
On The Top of The Card, Below The Margin, it says '43 Margie Phelps WBC 43' in Pearl White
On The Bottom of The Card, Above The Margin, it says, '20:20 Anti-Virus' in Pearl White
On The Top Margin of The Card it says 'Neptune 9' in Green
On The Bottom Margin of The Card it says 'Darlene Elizabeth Ferrin 22' in Green
On The Right Margin of The Card it says 'Sasha Grey 22' in Blue
On The Left Margin of The Card it says '808 Salma Hayek 808' in Yellow
See a Green Triangle in Each of The Four Corners of The Card's Margin, (Drawer Points the Triangles)
<Tarantula Nebula 2070 Card, Green Eggs & Ham>

Merope Turns Over a Card
The Background on The Card is Black
At The Center of The Card, See a Neon Red Form in the Likeness of a 4-Armed Nude Woman. The Head on The Form is a Glowing White Light Bulb; on the Face of The Light Bulb, See a Black Hexagon. On The Hexagon, See a Platinum CBS Eye. Above The Light Bulb/Head, See a Halo of Fire. Above The Halo of Fire, See a Victor V Phonograph.
See a Neon Green Octagon Between The Form's Neon Red Breasts, See a Black '92' on The Octagon. The 4-Armed Form Holds a Gold Chalice Upraised with Her Upper Left Hand, See an Emerald on The Chalice. She Holds a Conductor's Baton in Lower Left Hand. She Holds a Platinum Sex Demon Head Upraised with Her Upper Right Hand. She Holds a Ouija Board with Her Lower Right Hand.
Standing to the Right of The Neon Red Figure, See an Image of Martina Cole. Martina Cole Wears a Yellow Raincoat, a Black Skirt and Yellow Galoshes. The Hood on Her Raincoat is Up, the Raincoat is unfastened in the Front. Martina Cole is Bare-Breasted Under Her Raincoat. See an Orange Octagon Between Martina Cole's Breasts. See a Black '92' on The Octagon. Martina Cole Holds a Chainsaw with Her Left Hand, She Holds a Genie Lamp with Her Right Hand.
Standing to the Left of The Neon Red Figure, See an Image of Katie Boer. Katie Boer Wears a Black Football Jersey w/a Silver '92' on The Front. The Football Jersey Hangs Down to Katie Boer's Mid-Thigh Region. Below The Jersey Line, Katie Boer's Legs&Feet are Bare. Katie Boer Holds a Model 414 PD Bell & Howell Zoomatic Director Series Camera with Her Left Hand. She Holds a Rubik's Cube with Her Right Hand. See a Line of Eye Black Under Each of Katie Boer's Eyes.
The 3 Figures Stand on a Stone Rectangle That Covers The Lower Portion of The Card, within Margin. On The Stone Rectangle See
'An De Ti Go Su By Ra Me Ni Ko Hu Vy La Po Fy Ton' in Neon (Drawer Color Coordinates Nystrom Symbols)
Under The Nystrom Symbols, See '#SixteenKeys' in Neon Blue.
On The Top Right Hand Corner of The Card, See a Crow
On The Top Left Hand Corner of The Card, See an Arctic Fox
On The Lower Left Hand Corner of The Card, See a Gold Double-Bitted Axe-Head
On The Lower Right Hand Corner of The Card, See 'Lust' in Red Letters
At Top Center, Below the Margin, it says '92 The MorrĂ­gan' on a Green Banner in Silver Letters
At Bottom Center, Above the Margin, it says 'Witch's Thrice' on a Red Banner in Gold Letters
On The Top Margin it says '20:20 Seeds and Trees' in Gold Letters
On The Bottom Margin it says 'Dragon in The Eyes' in Green Letters
On The Left Hand Margin it says 'Katie Boer 92' in Red Letters
On The Right Hand Margin it says 'Martina Cole 92' in Black Letters

See The Fortune Teller Turn Over a Card
The Background of The Card is Black
At The Center of The Card See a Bronze Medusa's Head Wearing Black Sunglasses, with a Glowing Red Matrix Cube in Her Open Mouth, See 4 Bronze Symbols Around Medusa's Head, a '9' Above Her Head, a 'M' to the Right, a '6' Below Her Head and a 'W' to the Left
Above the '9', See a Naked Woman with a Yellow and Black Death Mask Painted Over Her Face, The Woman Wears a Bronze Helmet with 4 Long Horns and a Cobra for a Forelock, The Woman Holds a Glowing Crystal Skull in Her Hands at Breast Level, 15 Black and Yellow Bees Buzz Around Her
To the Right of The 'M', See an Image of Saturn, See a Black '18' on Saturn's Face, See a Red '20' Above Saturn, See a Yellow '2' to the Right of Saturn, See a Green '4' Below Saturn, See a White '2' to Saturn's Left
Below The '6', See a Blue and Gray Vortex, See a Disembodied Bronze Hand Holding the Tip of a Bronze Pen to the Top of the Vortex, See 2 Little Blue Men Standing to the Left of The Vortex Holding Scrolls, See 2 Little Red Men Standing to the Right of the Vortex looking at it with Binoculars, See One Little White Man Standing Just to the Left of The Vortex's Fingertip Playing a Drum
To the Left of The 'W', See a Bronze Caricature of the Iconic Image of Marilyn Monroe Standing Over a Subway Grate with Dress Blowing up, See 4 Gray Faceless Wraiths Standing Behind Marilyn Monroe, See a Black Crocodile Behind Marilyn Monroe's Feet
In the Upper Right Hand Corner of The Card, See a Platinum Female Archer
In the Lower Right Hand Corner of the Card, See a Yellow '27'
In the Lower Left Hand Corner of the Card, See a Shaved Monkey Running on a Rat-Wheel
In the Upper Left Hand Corner of the Card, See a Statue of Liberty Icon
At Top Center of The Card, See an Electrified Metallic Four-Headed Hydra
At The Bottom of The Card it says '96 Hocus Pocus 69' in Bronze Letters

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