Four 9-6 Tarot Cards for The Hour

See The ATM Machine Spit Out a Tarot Card Instead of Cash

The Background is Black, The Margin is Silver

At The Center of The Card, See a Silver Sphere with a Blood-Red 'XXX' on it, See a Black Eye of Horus Under the 'XXX'

See an image of Salma Hayek, See her Naked except for Yellow High Heel Shoes and Long Yellow Gloves, she's Leaning Over the Right Side of the Sphere. Her Breasts are Pressed Against the Side of the Sphere, she is posed suggestively, slightly Bent over. Her Elbows Rest on Top of the Sphere, she Holds Up a Platinum Sex Demon Head with an Image of Sasha Grey who is Similarly Posed on the Left Side of the Sphere, Sasha Grey Wears Blue High Heel Shoes and Long Blue Gloves. Both Women Look Toward the Viewer with Smiles on their Faces.

See a Glowing Image of The Guennol Lioness Hovering Above The Sex Demon Head, See a Silver '96' to The Left of The Guennol Lioness and a Gold '69' to the Right of The Guennol Lioness

Above The Center Scene, See a Front-View of a White Rhinoceros with a Gold '14' on its Horn. See a White Wraith Maiden Seated on the Rhino, The White Wraith Maiden Has a Bow Drawn with Arrow Pointed at The Viewer. The White Wraith Maiden Wears a White Robe, She has a Black '22' on Her Forehead, Above The Scene it says, '20:20 Hall Pass' in Platinum. Below The Scene it says 'Cross-Dimensional Messenger' in Platinum.

To The Right of The Center Scene, See a Red Square. At The Center of The Square See a Naked Woman with Long Brown Hair Standing on a White Stone. The White Stone says 'CERTAINTY' on it in Black Letters. The Naked Woman Stands Erect with Feet and Legs Together. See a Blood-Red Unicorn Horn Attached to the Top of The Woman's Forehead. See a Blood-Red '59' Painted Over The Woman's Heart. With Her Right Hand, The Woman Holds a Flaming Sword Raised Over Her Head. In Her Left Hand, She Holds Up a Blue Picket Sign with a Black and Yellow Smiling Cartoon Queen Bee on it, The Queen Bee Wears a Gold Crown. To the Right of The Woman, See an Arctic Fox. To The Left of The Woman, See an Image of Leatherface from The Movie 'Texas Chainsaw Massacre'. Leatherface Stands Holding a Black Chainsaw with a Silver '91' on it. In The Upper Right Hand Portion of The Square, See an Upside-Down Black Cat Sitting on the Ceiling of The Square. The Cat has a Silver '89' on its Body. In The Upper Left Hand Portion of The Square, See 2 Cartoon-Style Black Bombs. The Bomb on the Right says '43' in Gold, The Bomb on the Left says '43' in Silver. At The Bottom of The Scene it says 'Westboro Baptist Church' in Brown.

Below The Center Scene, See a Smiling Alfred E. Newman Head. It says 'Isaiah 6:9' Across Alfred E.'s Forehead in Blue. Under the Alfred E. Head, it says 'What, Me Worry?' in Yellow Letters

To The Left of The Center Scene, See a Blue Upside-Down Triangle. At The Center of The Triangle, See a Naked Silver Woman, She Stands Holding a Gold Trident in Her Left Hand. She Holds a Silver Net in Her Right Hand. See 2 Gray Hyenas to the Left of The Woman, See 2 Gray Hyenas to the Right of The Woman. Above The Silver Woman it says '9' in Yellow. Below The Silver Woman, it says 'Neptune' in Pearl White. See a Gold '6' on Each of The Upper Two Angles of The Upside-Down Triangle, See a Silver '9' on the Bottom Angle.

On The Top Right Hand Corner of The Card, See a Blood-Red Swan

On The Top Left Hand Corner, See Bruce Lee, Shirtless with Blood-Red Pants, in a Furious Pose with Nunchaku Cocked under His Right Arm, His Left Arm is Outstretched Toward the Viewer, Displaying an Open 5-Fingered Hand

On The Lower Left Hand Corner, See a Gold Hammer and Tent-Peg Crossed

On The Lower Right Hand Corner, See a Silver Ostrich

On The Top of The Card, Below The Margin, it says '43 Margie Phelps WBC 43' in Pearl White

On The Bottom of The Card, Above The Margin, it says, '20:20 Anti-Virus' in Pearl White

On The Top Margin of The Card it says 'Neptune 9' in Green

On The Bottom Margin of The Card it says 'Darlene Elizabeth Ferrin 22' in Green

On The Right Margin of The Card it says 'Sasha Grey 22' in Blue

On The Left Margin of The Card it says '808 Salma Hayek 808' in Yellow

See a Green Triangle in Each of The Four Corners of The Card's Margin, (Drawer Points the Triangles)

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20:20 Sharon Tate 48 Turns Over a Card

The Card is Divided into 4 Sections, at The Center of The Card where The 4 Sections Meet,
See a Roll of Duct Tape

In The Upper Left Hand Section of The Card, See a Gold Woman Sitting on a Black Unicorn.
The Gold Woman is Nude Except for a Pink Masquerade Mask on Her Face. With Her Right Hand, The Gold Woman Holds a Pickle Upraised Like a Sword. See The Symbol '31*' in Black Between The Gold Woman's Breasts. To The Gold Woman's Right, See a Hyena. To The Gold Woman's Left, See an Image of Julie Banderas. Julie Banderas Wears a Blue Football Jersey with a Gold Number '47' on The Front. Julie Banderas' Legs and Feet are Bare. Julie Banderas Holds a Silver Four-Pronged Trident with Her Left Hand, She Holds a Black Top Hat with Her Right Hand; See a Gold Number '22' on The Top Hat. See a Glowing Gold Fountain Pen Above Julie Banderas' Head. The Background on The Section is Milky White
At Top Center on Section, See a Full Moon.
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Word 'Spitball' in Silver Letters

In The Upper Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Paula White. Paula White Stands on a Neon Yellow Sign That says 'Religion'. Paula White Wears a Glowing White Robe. See a Glowing Gold Halo Above Paula White's Head. With Her Right Hand, Paula White Holds an Ear of Corn, See a Gold Number '65' on The Ear of Corn. With Her Left Hand, Paula White Holds a Punishment Cane. To Paula White's Right, See Animal from The Muppets. Animal Wears a Glowing White Robe. Animal Holds a Bronze Microphone with His Right Hand, He Holds a Hamburger with His Left Hand. To Paula White's Left, See an Image of Elisabeth Röhm. Elisabeth Röhm Wears a Yellow Jogging Suit. Elisabeth Röhm's Right Foot is in a Blue Bucket, See a Glowing Gold Tennis Shoe on Her Left Foot. Elisabeth Röhm Holds a Conch Shell with Her Left Hand, She Holds a Gold Bar with Her Right Hand.
The Background on The Section is Black
At Top Center on Section, See a Glowing Gold '9-6'
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Term 'Prophetess' in Gold Letters

In The Lower Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Jennifer Lawrence. Jennifer Lawrence Stands on a Silver Number '54'. Jennifer Lawrence Wears a Green Latex Bodysuit and Black High-Heeled Leather Boots. See a Yellow Number '27' Between Her Breasts. See a Red Number '27' Above Her Vagina. Above Jennifer Lawrence's Head, See an Image of Earth. To Jennifer Lawrence's Right, See a Golden Retriever. To Jennifer Lawrence's Left, See an Image of Lauren Katherine Conrad. Lauren Katherine Conrad Wears a Green Ball Gown. Lauren Katherine Conrad Holds a Hitachi Magic Wand with Her Right Hand, She Holds a Red Leather Jacket with Her Left Hand.
The Background on The Section is Milky White
Across The Top of The Section, See The Name 'Earth' in Green Letters
At Bottom Center on The Section, See a Green Crocodile.

In The Lower Left Hand Section of The Card, See a Gold Cauldron. See The Number '2224' on The Front of The Cauldron in Neon Red. Above The Cauldron, See a Silver Upside-Down Triangle. See a White CBS Eye inside The Triangle. To The Right of The Cauldron, See a White Swan. To The Left of The Cauldron, See C-3PO's Head.
The Background on The Section is Black
Across The Top of The Section, See The Name 'Betty' in White Letters
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Name 'Crocker' in White Letters.

In The Upper Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Crisco Container

In The Lower Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Tampon

In The Lower Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See The Symbol 'Ra' in Red

In The Upper Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Black and Yellow Batman Logo

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The Mercurial 6

WildCard

Breanna Roy

The Card is Divided into 4 Sections with a Crystal Skull at Center where The 4 Sections Meet. See a Glowing Gold '73' on The Crystal Skull.

In The Upper Left Hand Portion of The Card, See Breanna Roy as Princess Leia. Breanna Roy Sits Behind a White Newsdesk. See a Blue Coffee Cup on The Newsdesk to Breanna Roy's Left,(Drawer Points Handle), See a White '89' Under a Pair of Gray Cat's Eyes on The Side of The Coffee Cup. See a White Wall Behind Breanna Roy, See a Komodo Dragon on The Wall. See a Bronze CBS Eye on The Front of The Newsdesk.

The Upper Right Hand Portion of The Card is a Chessboard w/Black&White Squares (Drawer Places Pieces)

In The Lower Left Hand Portion of The Card, See Breanna Roy Naked and Covered with Sweat, She Stands Behind an Anvil. See a Glowing Gold Typewriter on Top of The Anvil. Breanna Roy Holds a Steel Plate Above Her Head with Both Hands, See a Magic Square Stamped on The Plate
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See a Wall of Flame Behind Breanna Roy.

In The Lower Right Hand Portion of The Card, See The Eye of HAL 9000 on a Black Wall, See a Silver '74' on The Eye. See a Green Cocoon in The Lower Right Corner of The Section.

At The Top of The Card it says

'Mind Over Media'

At The Bottom of The Card it says

'The Breanna Stone'

Merope Turns Over a Card

The Card is Divided into Four Sections with a Platinum 18-Hour Clock Face at The Center of The Card. See a Small Blue Heart at the Center of The Clock Face.

Above The Clock Face, See an Astronaut in a Space-Suit Standing on the Hood of a Beat-Up Car in a Dark Junkyard Scene, The Astronaut Holds a Gold Sledgehammer at Waist Level with Both Hands. See a Gold '27' on The Astronaut's Helmet. See a Red Crocodile on the Hood of The Car Next to The Astronaut's Feet. See an Image of Jupiter in the Upper Right Hand Corner of The Scene, See a Green '82' on Jupiter's Face. See a Silver Recycling Sign on the Upper Left Hand Corner of the Scene.

To The Right of The Clock Face, See a Sex Demon Head with White Hair and a Silver Erect Phallus on the Forehead. The Sex Demon Head Wears Black Sunglasses and has Some Red Beard on its Right Cheek by the Vagina Mouth. The Sex Demon Head Has Two-Sharp Silver Horns. The Background of The Scene is Obsidian Black. See a Gold '15' Above The Sex Demon Head. See a Silver '808' on the Right Side of The Sex Demon Head and a Bronze '808' on the Left Side of The Sex Demon Head. Below The Sex Demon Head, See Blood Storm 66/99 in Blood-Red Letters.

Below The Clock Face, See a Figure in a Black Hooded Robe, The Figure Holds Four Scrolls Clasped Between his Hands in front of his Chest. To the Right of The Hooded Figure, See 3 Green and Yellow Tomahawks, Blades Toward the Top of The Scene. To the Left of The Hooded Figure, See 3 Red and Yellow Tomahawks, Blades Toward the Bottom of The Scene. The Background of The Scene is a Pearl White Wraith Woman's Face, The Hooded Figure Stands in front of The Wraith Woman's Mouth and Nose. The Wraith Woman's Eyes and Brow Show Fierce Anger, See a Blood-Red '66' at the Center of The Wraith Woman's Forehead.

To The Left of The Clock Face, See a Pyramid of Skulls on a Hazy Red-Orange Background, See a Yellow and Black Eye of Providence on The Pyramid of Skulls. In the Upper Left Corner of The Scene, See a Neon Green XXX Sign with a Platinum Fairy Sitting on the Middle X, The Fairy is Holding an 8-Ball, The Fairy has a Cigar in Her Mouth. In the Upper Right Hand Corner of The Scene, See a Glowing Red Octagon.

On The Upper Right Hand Corner of The Card, See a Silver Hammer and Tent-Peg Crossed

On The Upper Left Hand Corner of The Card, See a Black Witch's Hat and 4 Brooms

On The Lower Right Hand Corner of The Card, See an Image of Spock's Head

On The Lower Left Hand Corner of The Card, See a White Ram's Head with Razor-Wire Wrapped Around The Horns

At Top Center, Below the Margin, it says 'Marines' on a Black Banner in Green Letters

At Bottom Center, Above the Margin, it says '96 American Woman 69' on a Black Banner in Yellow Letters

On The Top Margin it says '27 Nicole Aunapu Mann 72' in Black Letters

On The Bottom Margin it says 'Hecatean Betty Crocker 15' in Green Letters

On The Left Hand Margin it says 'Debra Lynn Bonner 66' in Blue Letters

On The Right Hand Margin it says 'Tisiphone 8' in Silver Letters