Four 9-6 Tarot Cards for The Hour

The Martian 6

Hexagon

69 Avril D. Haines 96, Marianne Thieme 56, Katie Boer 92, Megan Stevenson 21

See a Large Two-Sided Tarot Card in the Shape of an Octagon, the Card is as Big as a Stop Sign

On One Side, See an Image of Aleister Crowley at The Center of The Card. See 4 Hexagons Surrounding The Center Image; Above, Below, Left, Right. The Background Under The Hexagons is Obsidian Black. At The Top of The Card, See a Gold Banner that says 'Family' on it in Black Letters.

The Hexagon Above The Center Image is Red, See a Black and Red Kali Yantra on The Hexagon. At The Hexagon's Top Center, See The Name 'Kali' in Black Letters. At Hexagon's Bottom Center, See The Number '11' in Black.

The Hexagon to The Right of The Center Image is Green, See an Image of Marianne Thieme as a Mermaid. She Sits on a Stone, She Holds a Conch Shell to Her Ear with Her Right Hand. She Holds a Gold Chalice with Her Left Hand. See an Onyx Stone on The Chalice. See a Turquoise Octagon Between Marianne Thieme's Breasts. See a Silver Number '56' on The Octagon. Above Marianne Thieme, See a Magic Square in Black Ink:
31,73,7,
13,37,61,
67,1,43.
See The Word 'Certainty' Written in White Letters on The Gray Stone that Marianne Thieme is Sitting On.
At Bottom Center of Hexagon, See The Name 'Marianne Thieme' in Silver Letters

The Hexagon Below The Center Image is Orange. See The Silhouette of a Volcano on The Hexagon. Above The Mouth of The Volcano, See an Erect Stone Phallus Pointing Toward The Top of The Card. To The Right of The Phallus, See a Silver Guitar. To The Left of The Phallus, See a 16-Keypad.
On The Body of The Volcano, See 10 White Dots Drawn to Form a Tetractys.
At Bottom Center of Hexagon, See The Name 'Xiuhtecuhtli' in White Letters

The Hexagon to The Left of The Center Image is Pearl White. See an Image of Katie Boer Nude, She Sits on Top of a Black Piano. Katie Boer Sits with Her Knees Bent and Legs Spread, Her Feet up on The Piano. See a Gold Sex Demon Head Between Katie Boer's Thighs. Katie Boer Grips The Penis on The Sex Demon Head with Her Right Hand. With Her Left Hand, She Holds a Hand-Mirror Raised Above Her Head. On The Face of Mirror, See The Number '41' in Blue.
See a Green Cocoon Between Katie Boer's Breasts. On The Cocoon, See The Number '92' in Gold.
At Bottom Center of Hexagon, See The Name 'Katie Boer' in Blood-Red Letters.

On The Other Side, See an Image of Sharon Tate at The Center of The Card. See 4 Hexagons Surrounding The Center Image; Above, Below, Left, Right. The Background Under The Hexagons is Pearl White. At The Bottom of The Card, See a Silver Banner that says 'Immortals' on it in White Letters.

The Hexagon Above The Center Image is Obsidian Black, On The Hexagon, See an Image of Megan Stevenson Standing in Front of a DeLorean. See a Pink License Plate on The DeLorean that says 'BLACKJACK' in Black Letters. Megan Stevenson Wears a Black Latex Bodysuit. See a Silver CBS Eye On Her Body Suit, Over Her Breasts. Megan Stevenson Holds an Open Straight-Razor in Her Right Hand, She Holds a Hand-Mirror in Her Left Hand. See an Arctic Fox on The Face of The Mirror. See a Gold Rabbit's Foot Above Megan Stevenson's Head.
At Bottom Center of Hexagon, See The Name 'Megan Stevenson' in Pink.

The Hexagon to The Right of The Center Image is Red, On The Hexagon, See a Nude Woman's Form with The Head of a Hyena. She Wears an Electrified Metal Helmet on Her Head, The Helmet has 3 Slender Metal Horns. See a Crow Above The Horn-Tips, The Crow is Facing The Viewer with Wings Outstretched. See Blue Music Notes,Snakes&Centipedes Flowing Out of The Open Hyena Mouth.
See a Flaming Number '92' Between The Figure's Breasts.
She Holds an Electrified Metal Trident in Her Left Hand. She Holds a Platinum Sex Demon Head with Her Right Hand. See a Genie Lamp Between Her Feet.
To Her Left, See a Spider Web with a Bronze CBS Eye at The Center of The Web.
To Her Right, See a Model of Washington Monument.
At Bottom Center of Hexagon, See The Name 'The Morrígan' in Silver Letters.

The Hexagon Below The Center Image is Green, On The Hexagon, See an Image of Avril D. Haines in a Red Latex Body Suit. See a Gold CBS Eye on Her Body Suit, Over Her Breasts. She Holds a White Rabbit by The Ears with Her Left Hand. See a Black Top Hat by Her Left Foot. See a Faint Gray Ace of Spades Drawn Onto Her Left Sleeve. She Holds a Conductor's Baton in Her Right Hand. See Stripe from The Movie 'Gremlins' Next to Her Right Foot. See Yellow Binary Code Flowing from Her Mouth. See a Platinum '9-6' Above Her Head. To Her Left, See a Platinum Medusa Head Wearing Sunglasses. To Her Right, See a Candy Cane-Striped Red&White Chess Queen.
At Bottom Center, See The Name 'Avril D. Haines' in Tie-Dye Letters Between a Cheech Head on The Left and a Chong Head on The Right.

The Hexagon to The Left of The Center Image is Orange. On The Hexagon, See a Muscular Nude Male Form with Erect Penis. The Figure has a TV for a Head. The TV Head has a Pair of Bull's Horns. See a Platinum CBS Eye on The Screen. The Figure Holds a Flaming Sword in His Right Hand, He Holds a Ping-Pong Paddle in His Left Hand. See a White Number '73' on The Ping-Pong Paddle. See a Vulture Perched on His Left Horn. See a Smurf Impaled on The Tip of His Right Horn. See a Pyramid of Skulls Behind Him.
At Bottom Center of Hexagon, See The Name 'Mictlantecuhtli' in Green Letters.

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The Card is Divided into 4 Sections, at The Center of The Card where The 4 Sections Meet,
See an Image of Ms. Pac-Man

In The Upper Left Hand Section of The Card, See a Nude Muscular Bronze Man with The Head of a Monitor Lizard. The Bronze Man Has an Erection. See a White Number '43' on The Bronze Man's Chest. The Bronze Man Holds a Silver Javelin with His Left Hand. He Holds a Human Vertebral Column with His Right Hand. See a Cipactli Symbol to The Bronze Man's Left, See a Cuauhtli Symbol to The Bronze Man's Right. See a Red-and-White U-Magnet Above The Bronze Man's Head (Drawer Points Prongs on U-Magnet).
The Background on Section is Milky White.
Across The Bottom of The Section, See Then Name 'Quetzalcoatl' in Green Letters.
At Top Center On Section, See a Blue Number '109'

In The Upper Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Debra Messing. Debra Messing is Naked on an Operating Table, Her Wrists and Ankles are in Restraints. Viewer Looks Down at Operating Table from Above. See a Blue Number '61' Between Debra Messing's Breasts. To Debra Messing's Right, See an Image of C-3PO Wearing a Doctor's Mask. C-3PO Holds a Turkey Baster in Left Hand and a Meat Cleaver in Right Hand. To Debra Messing's Left, See an Image of Teresa Giudice. Teresa Giudice Wears a High-Collared Blue Cape, She is Naked Underneath. See a Gold Number '41' Between Teresa Giudice's Breasts. See a Diamond Necklace Around Her Neck. Teresa Giudice Looks Up at The Viewer. Teresa Giudice Holds a Butterfly Net with Her Right Hand, She Holds a Gold Bar with Her Left Hand.
The Background on The Section is Cement Gray.
At Top Center On Section, See The Name 'Phobos' in Red Letters
At Bottom Center On Section, See a Black Number '1999'

In The Lower Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Marilyn Monroe Standing on a Neon Pink Sign That Says 'PUSSY'. Marilyn Monroe Wears Only a Pink Football Jersey with a White Number '22' on The Front. Marilyn Monroe Holds a Platinum Chalice with Her Left Hand, See a Black CBS Eye on The Chalice. Marilyn Monroe Holds a Ping-Pong Paddle with Her Right Hand. See a Red Number '64' on The Ping-Pong Paddle. See a Glowing White Light Bulb Above Marilyn Monroe's Head. See a White Bunny Rabbit on Marilyn Monroe's Right Shoulder. To Marilyn Monroe's Left, See a Green Sex Demon Head. To Marilyn Monroe's Right, See a White Sex Demon Head. The Background on The Section is Black.
At Top Center on Section, See The Symbol 'Tonde' in White
At Bottom Center on Section, See a Red Number '901'

In The Lower Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Elizabeth Warren. Elizabeth Warren Wears a Red Leather Trenchcoat, White Overalls, Black Boots and Black Shirt Under Overalls. Elizabeth Warren Holds a Ping-Pong Paddle with Her Left Hand, See a Yellow Number '64' on The Ping-Pong Paddle. Elizabeth Warren Holds a Tommy Gun with Her Right Hand. See a Weasel on Elizabeth Warren's Left Shoulder. See a Black and Green Ying and Yang Symbol Above Elizabeth Warren's Head. To Elizabeth Warren's Right, See a Silver Woman. The Silver Woman is Nude Except for a Bronze Helmet with a Red Crest. The Silver Woman Has a Blood-Red Number '44' Between Her Breasts. The Silver Woman Holds a Flaming Sword Upraised with Her Right Hand, She Holds a Hand-Mirror with Her Left Hand. See an Image of Hillary Clinton's Face on The Face of The Hand-Mirror. To Elizabeth Warren's Left, See an Image of Margie Phelps. Margie Phelps Wears Blue Overalls, Black Boots and a Red Shirt Under Overalls. Margie Phelps Looks Toward Elizabeth Warren. Margie Phelps Holds a Dagger with Her Right Hand, The Dagger is Pointed Toward Elizabeth Warren. Margie Phelps Holds a Steel Chess Queen with Her Left Hand. See a Yellow Number '43' on The Breast of Margie Phelps' Overalls. See a Red Number '43' on Margie Phelps' Left Boot.
The Background on The Section is Yellow.
At Top Center on Section, See a Black Number, '199'
At Bottom Center on Section, See The Name 'Enyo' in Blood-Red Letters

In The Upper Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Maggot

In The Lower Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Blue Number '10'

In The Lower Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See an Orange Traffic Cone

In The Upper Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Black Mouse

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The Background is Black, The Margin is Silver

At The Center of The Card, See a Silver Sphere with a Blood-Red 'XXX' on it, See a Black Eye of Horus Under the 'XXX'

See an image of Salma Hayek, See her Naked except for Yellow High Heel Shoes and Long Yellow Gloves, she's Leaning Over the Right Side of the Sphere. Her Breasts are Pressed Against the Side of the Sphere, she is posed suggestively, slightly Bent over. Her Elbows Rest on Top of the Sphere, she Holds Up a Platinum Sex Demon Head with an Image of Sasha Grey who is Similarly Posed on the Left Side of the Sphere, Sasha Grey Wears Blue High Heel Shoes and Long Blue Gloves. Both Women Look Toward the Viewer with Smiles on their Faces.

See a Glowing Image of The Guennol Lioness Hovering Above The Sex Demon Head, See a Silver '96' to The Left of The Guennol Lioness and a Gold '69' to the Right of The Guennol Lioness

Above The Center Scene, See a Front-View of a White Rhinoceros with a Gold '14' on its Horn. See a White Wraith Maiden Seated on the Rhino, The White Wraith Maiden Has a Bow Drawn with Arrow Pointed at The Viewer. The White Wraith Maiden Wears a White Robe, She has a Black '22' on Her Forehead, Above The Scene it says, '20:20 Hall Pass' in Platinum. Below The Scene it says 'Cross-Dimensional Messenger' in Platinum.

To The Right of The Center Scene, See a Red Square. At The Center of The Square See a Naked Woman with Long Brown Hair Standing on a White Stone. The White Stone says 'CERTAINTY' on it in Black Letters. The Naked Woman Stands Erect with Feet and Legs Together. See a Blood-Red Unicorn Horn Attached to the Top of The Woman's Forehead. See a Blood-Red '59' Painted Over The Woman's Heart. With Her Right Hand, The Woman Holds a Flaming Sword Raised Over Her Head. In Her Left Hand, She Holds Up a Blue Picket Sign with a Black and Yellow Smiling Cartoon Queen Bee on it, The Queen Bee Wears a Gold Crown. To the Right of The Woman, See an Arctic Fox. To The Left of The Woman, See an Image of Leatherface from The Movie 'Texas Chainsaw Massacre'. Leatherface Stands Holding a Black Chainsaw with a Silver '91' on it. In The Upper Right Hand Portion of The Square, See an Upside-Down Black Cat Sitting on the Ceiling of The Square. The Cat has a Silver '89' on its Body. In The Upper Left Hand Portion of The Square, See 2 Cartoon-Style Black Bombs. The Bomb on the Right says '43' in Gold, The Bomb on the Left says '43' in Silver. At The Bottom of The Scene it says 'Westboro Baptist Church' in Brown.

Below The Center Scene, See a Smiling Alfred E. Newman Head. It says 'Isaiah 6:9' Across Alfred E.'s Forehead in Blue. Under the Alfred E. Head, it says 'What, Me Worry?' in Yellow Letters

To The Left of The Center Scene, See a Blue Upside-Down Triangle. At The Center of The Triangle, See a Naked Silver Woman, She Stands Holding a Gold Trident in Her Left Hand. She Holds a Silver Net in Her Right Hand. See 2 Gray Hyenas to the Left of The Woman, See 2 Gray Hyenas to the Right of The Woman. Above The Silver Woman it says '9' in Yellow. Below The Silver Woman, it says 'Neptune' in Pearl White. See a Gold '6' on Each of The Upper Two Angles of The Upside-Down Triangle, See a Silver '9' on the Bottom Angle.

On The Top Right Hand Corner of The Card, See a Blood-Red Swan

On The Top Left Hand Corner, See Bruce Lee, Shirtless with Blood-Red Pants, in a Furious Pose with Nunchaku Cocked under His Right Arm, His Left Arm is Outstretched Toward the Viewer, Displaying an Open 5-Fingered Hand

On The Lower Left Hand Corner, See a Gold Hammer and Tent-Peg Crossed

On The Lower Right Hand Corner, See a Silver Ostrich

On The Top of The Card, Below The Margin, it says '43 Margie Phelps WBC 43' in Pearl White

On The Bottom of The Card, Above The Margin, it says, '20:20 Anti-Virus' in Pearl White

On The Top Margin of The Card it says 'Neptune 9' in Green

On The Bottom Margin of The Card it says 'Darlene Elizabeth Ferrin 22' in Green

On The Right Margin of The Card it says 'Sasha Grey 22' in Blue

On The Left Margin of The Card it says '808 Salma Hayek 808' in Yellow

See a Green Triangle in Each of The Four Corners of The Card's Margin, (Drawer Points the Triangles)

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The Card is Divided into 4 Sections, at The Center of The Card where The 4 Sections Meet,
See a Luna Moth

In The Upper Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Paula White. Paula White Sits Behind a Mahogany Desk. Paula White Wears a Yellow Hooded Sweatshirt, See a Black Number '65' Over Paula White's Left Breast. See a Black Top Hat on The Desk in Front of Paula White. See a Gold Number '22' on The Top Hat. To The Right of The Top Hat, See Two Pepper Grinders. To The Left of The Top Hat, See a Gold Bar. Paula White Holds a Glowing Silver Key with Her Left Hand, She Holds a Whistle with Her Right Hand. Behind Paula White, See an Image of Elizabeth Prann. Elizabeth Prann Wears a Blue Hooded Sweatshirt and Blue Gloves. With Elizabeth Prann's Left Hand, See Grips a Coil of Rope that's Slung Over Her Left Shoulder. With Elizabeth Prann's Right Hand, She Holds a Conch Shell to Her Right Ear. See a German Iron Cross Above Elizabeth Prann's Head.
The Background on The Section is Pink.
At Top Center on Section, See an Ear of Corn.
At Bottom Center on Section, See a Pig.

In The Upper Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Elisabeth Hasselbeck. Elisabeth Hasselbeck Stands on a Bronze Number '44'. Elisabeth Hasselbeck is Naked Except for a Boa Constrictor Wrapped Around Her Left Leg and a Kermit The Frog Puppet on Her Right Hand. The Kermit The Frog Puppet has a Lit Cigar in its Mouth. See a Red Number '13' Between Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Breasts, See a Green Number '31' Above Her Vagina. See a Tecpatl Symbol Above Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Head. Elisabeth Hasselbeck Holds an Open Straight-Razor with Her Left Hand. To Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Right, See a Collie Dog. To Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Left, See an Image of Kirstie Alley. Kirstie Alley is Naked Except for a Silver High-Collared Cape, Silver Thigh-High Boots and a Black Top Hat. See a Silver Number '44' on The Top Hat. Kirstie Alley Holds a Fire-Axe with Her Left Hand. With Her Right Hand, She Holds Leilani Munter's Severed Head by the Hair.
The Background on The Section is Teal.
Across The Top of The Section, See The Name 'Elisabeth' in Red Letters
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Name 'Hasselbeck' in Gold Letters

In The Lower Right Hand Section of The Card, See a Bronze Woman with Four Arms. The Bronze Woman is Nude Except for a Pair of Blood-Red Cowboy Boots and 6 Gold Bracelets on The Wrist of Her Upper Left Arm. See Four Horns on The Bronze Woman's Head, The Horn-Tips Point Toward The Top of The Card. See a Green Number '18' Between The Bronze Woman's Breasts. Above The Bronze Woman's Horn-Tips, See a Scalpel.
With The Bronze Woman's Upper Left Hand, She Holds a Blue Hand Fan, See a Gold Number '64' on The Hand Fan.
With The Bronze Woman's Lower Left Hand, She Holds a Conductor's Baton.
With The Bronze Woman's Upper Right Hand, She Holds a Gold Chalice. See a Red Number '66' on The Chalice.
With The Bronze Woman's Lower Right Hand, She Holds a Punishment Cane.
The Background on The Section is Milky White.
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Name 'Báthory' in Blood-Red Letters

In The Lower Left Hand Section of The Card, See a Silver Woman with Four Arms. The Silver Woman is Nude except for a Pair of Glowing White Cowboy Boots and 9 Gold Bracelets; 4 on Her Lower Left Arm, 4 on Her Upper Right Arm and 1 on Her Lower Right Arm. See a Glowing Yellow Halo Above The Silver Woman's Head. See a Gold Chalice Above The Halo, See a Blue Number '99' on The Chalice. See a White Number '18' Between The Silver Woman's Breasts.
With The Silver Woman's Upper Left Hand, She Holds a Black Pistol.
With The Silver Woman's Lower Left Hand, She Holds a Pair of Scissors.
With The Silver Woman's Upper Right Hand, She Holds a Yellow Nerf Football, See a White Number '64' on The Football.
With The Silver Woman's Lower Right Hand, She Holds a 16-Keypad.
The Background on The Section is Green.
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Name 'Short' in Black Letters.

In The Upper Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See The Symbol 'Su' in Blue

In The Lower Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Black Number '12'

In The Lower Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Safety Pin

In The Upper Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Human Heart

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