Four 9-6 Tarot Cards for The Hour

See The ATM Machine Spit Out a Tarot Card Instead of Cash

The Background is Violet, The Margin is Silver

At The Center of The Card, See a Gold Sphere with a Glowing White 'XXX' on it. Above the Sphere, See a Gray and Red Cloud in the Shape of a Face, The Face on the Cloud is Similar to the Faces on the Stone Statues at Easter Island. See a Glowing White Star on the Center of The Face's Forehead. See a Gold 'I' on The White Star. Above The Cloud Face, See a Silver Wraith Rising Up From the Cloud Face. The Lower Half of The Silver Wraith is Concealed by the Cloud Face, The Upper Half is in the Form of a Bare-Chested Medusa with 6 Breasts and 4 Arms. In The Wraith's Upper Left Hand, She Holds a Gold Pentagram, (Drawer Points Pentagram). In The Wraith's Upper Right hand, She Holds a Silver Cup. In The Wraith's Lower Left Hand, She Holds a Platinum Marching Baton. In The Wraith's Lower Right Hand, She Holds a Bronze Dagger. The Wraith Has 6 Tentacles Stretching From Her Head Across the Top of The Card. The Wraith has 4 Eyes on Her Face, She has No Nose. The Wraith has a Glowing Obsidian Cube in Her Open Mouth. See '30 Doradus' Across The Wraith's Neckline in Blue.

To The Left of The Center Scene, See a Vertical Rectangle of Tilled Soil, See 6 Vertical Lines in the Soil, The Lines Run the Length of The Rectangle. At The Center of The Rectangle, See a Bronze Ram's Head with Razor-Wire Wrapped Around The Horns. See a Glowing Platinum Cube in The Ram's Mouth with a Gold '41' on it. Above The Ram's Head, See a Silver Sundial. Below The Ram's Head See a Laptop Computer with an Evergreen Tree on the Monitor.

Below The Center Scene, See an Image of the Upper Half of Martha Stewart's Body. Martha Stewart Wears a Black and Silver High-Collared Cloak. She Holds a Silver Platter at Breast Level with Both Hands. On the Silver Platter, See a Pig's Head. Martha Stewart Smiles. To the Left of Martha Stewart, See a Figure in a Black Robe and Smiling Yellow Mask. The Figure Holds a Meat Cleaver in Her Right Hand and a Bloody Human Heart in Her Left Hand. See a Red '55/77' on The Figure's Black Robe. To The Right of Martha Stewart, See a Figure in a Metallic Robe and an Early Industrial Style Welder's Mask. See a Black '77/55' on The Figure's Metallic Robe. The Figure Holds a Meat Mallet in Her Left Hand and a Red and Green Tambourine in Her Right Hand. Above The Scene, It says 'The Big, Bad Wolf' in Red Cartoon-Style Letters. Below The Scene, It says 'The Three Bears' in Yellow Cartoon-Style Letters.

To The Right of The Center Scene, See a LP Record with a Blood-Red Label at Center, on The Label it says '9/360' in Silver. See 2 Silver Tomahawks Crossed on The Record Label. See 2 Foxes Running On The Grooves. One Fox is Blue, One Fox is Red. (Drawer Places Foxes)

On The Top Right Hand Corner of The Card, See a Sun with 8 Rays

On The Top Left Hand Corner, See Spock's Head

On The Lower Left Hand Corner, See a Pot of Gold

On The Lower Right Hand Corner, See a Glowing Pearl

On The Top of The Card, Below The Margin, it says '96 Creationism 69' in Silver

On The Bottom of The Card, Above The Margin, it says, '22 Martha Stewart 132' in Silver

On The Top Margin of The Card it says '14 Garden of Eden 41' in Blue

On The Bottom Margin of The Card it says '11 and 19, Horns and Hell' in Red

On The Right Margin of The Card it says '77 Andrea Fay Borhaven 55' in Black

On The Left Margin of The Card it says '55 Andrea M. Childers 77' in Black

See a Silver Tomahawk on Each of The Four Corners of The Card's Margin

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The Card is Divided into 4 Sections, at The Center of The Card where The 4 Sections Meet,
See a Glowing Gold Key

In The Upper Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Dolly Parton as a Young Woman. Dolly Parton Stands Nude in a Shallow Pond of Water. In Dolly Parton's Left Hand, She Holds a Gold Chalice Upraised. See a White Skull on The Chalice. In Dolly Parton's Right Hand, She Holds a Red-and-Black Monkey Wrench. See a Blood-Red '66' Between Dolly Parton's Breasts. To Dolly Parton's Right, See a Glowing Gold Fountain Pen. The Fountain Pen is as Tall as Dolly Parton on The Card. To Dolly Parton's Left, See a Black Beast-Man with Two Horns on His Head. The Beast-Man Stands Playing a White Flute. The Beast-Man's Penis is Erect. The Background on The Section is Green.
On Top Center On Section, See The Words 'Fountain of Youth' in Gold Letters
On Bottom Center On Section, See The Term 'Satanism' in Silver Letters

In The Upper Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Elizabeth Short. Elizabeth Short Stands, She Wears a Long Black Gown. With Her Right Hand, Elizabeth Short Holds a Red Tragedy Mask. With Her Left Hand, Elizabeth Short Holds a Silver Comedy Mask. Above Elizabeth Short's Head, See a Black Metronome with a Silver Pendulum Arm. The Background on The Section is Teal.
At Top Center on Section, See a Silver Number '99'.
At Bottom Center on Section, See The Name 'Iapetus' in Gold Letters

In The Lower Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Chelsea Handler. Chelsea Handler is Naked in a Tin Wash Basin. Her Arms and Legs are Cut Off above the Elbow and Knees, leaving Stumps. Viewer Sees Wash Basin from Above. Viewer Sees no Water in The Basin. See a Scorpion on Chelsea Handler's Vagina. See 4 Steel Pins Stuck into her Left Breast. See a Smiley Face Drawn on Chelsea Handler's Right Breast in Red. See a Black Number '39' Between Chelsea Handler's Breasts. See a Crown of Thorns on Chelsea Handler's Head. The Background on The Section is Black.
At Bottom Center on Section, See The Term 'Scientology' in Blue Letters.

In The Lower Left Hand Section of The Card, See a Nude Silver Woman Standing in a Shallow Pond of Blood. See 4 Human Skulls in The Pond. The Silver Woman Has 4 Arms. With Her Upper Left Hand, She Holds a Violin. With Her Lower Left Hand, She Holds a Blood-Red Chess Queen. With Her Upper Right Hand, She Holds a Dagger. With Her Lower Right Hand, She Holds Angelina Jolie's Severed Head. The Background on The Section is Bronze.
On Top Center on Section, See The Name 'Countess Dracula' in Platinum Letters

In The Upper Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Pair of Red Boxing Gloves

In The Lower Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See The Symbol 'De' in Green

In The Lower Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Hamburger

In The Upper Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Pink Lucky Rabbit's Foot

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The Card is Divided into 4 Sections, at The Center of The Card where The 4 Sections Meet,
See a Woman's Clean-Shaven Vagina

In The Upper Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Elizabeth Warren. Elizabeth Warren is Nude and Kneeling Upright. See a Red Rug Under Her Knees. See a Glowing Gold Number '64' Between Her Breasts. With Both of Her Hands, Elizabeth Warren Holds a Glowing Crystal Skull in Front of Her Abdomen. See a Monarch Butterfly on Top of Elizabeth Warren's Head. See a Blue Chess Queen on Elizabeth Warren's Right Shoulder. To Elizabeth Warren's Right, See a White Tiger. To Elizabeth Warren's Left, See a Pink and Chrome R2-D2. Above Elizabeth Warren, See a Gold Cupid with Bow Drawn and Arrow Pointed at The Viewer. The Background on The Section is Cement Gray.

In The Upper Right Hand Section of The Card, See a Pale Naked Woman with Porcupine Quills for Hair. The Woman Wears Blood-Red Sunglasses. See a Gold Number '5' on Each of The Two Lenses. See a Green Number '77' Between Her Breasts. The Woman Holds a Ping-Pong Paddle with Her Left Hand. See an Orange Number '64' on The Ping-Pong Paddle. The Woman Holds a Simon Game with Her Right Hand. The Woman Stands on a Blue Neon Sign That says 'POLTERGEIST'. See a Pig's Severed Head to The Left of The Woman's Feet. See a Man's Severed Head to The Right of The Woman's Feet.
The Background on The Section is Purple.
Across The Top of The Section, See The Name 'Andrea Borhaven' in Silver Letters
At Bottom Center on Section, See a White Number '2224'

In The Lower Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Brandi Glanville. Brandi Glanville Wears an Open Black Leather Trench Coat and Black Boots. Brandi Glanville is Nude Under Her Trenchcoat. See a Glowing Red Number '55' Between Brandi Glanville's Breasts. See Two Horns on Brandi Glanville's Head. The Horn Tips Point Toward The Top of The Card. Brandi Glanville Holds a Dagger with Her Left Hand, She Holds a Perfume Bottle with Her Right Hand. See a Silver Sex Demon Head Above Brandi Glanville's Horn Tips.
To The Right of Brandi Glanville, See an Image of Frankenstein. With Both of his Hands, Frankenstein Holds an Open Laptop Computer. The Monitor is Facing The Viewer. See a Glowing White Sphere on The Monitor. See a Pair of Red Eyes on The Sphere. Under The Eyes, See The Name 'Sextans A' in Black Letters.
To The Left of Brandi Glanville, See an Image of Audrina Patridge. Audrina Patridge is Naked and Hung Upside-Down by a Rope Wrapped Around Her Ankles. Audrina Patridge's Arms have been Removed at the Shoulders. See The Word 'teaM' on Audrina Patridge's Stomach in Blood-Red Letters. See a Black Number '39' Branded on Audrina Patridge's Left Thigh.
The Background on The Section is Bronze.
At Top Center on Section, See The Term 'Dynasty' in White Letters.
At Bottom Center on Section, See a Green Number '10'

In The Lower Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Marilyn Monroe Sitting Naked on a Zebra. With Her Right Hand, Marilyn Monroe Holds a Hand-Mirror Raised Over Her Head. See Sarah Palin's Face on The Face of The Hand Mirror. See Super Mario Standing on Marilyn Monroe's Left Shoulder. See a Silver Number '2' to The Right of Marilyn Monroe, See a Silver Number '2' to The Left of Marilyn Monroe. The Background on The Section is Teal.
At Top Center on Section, See a VHS Cassette with a White Label. See '66/6' on The Label in Black
At Bottom Center on Section, See The Symbol 'Tonti' in Red

In The Upper Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Santa Hat

In The Lower Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Human Skull

In The Lower Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Blue Number '19'

In The Upper Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Chrysalis

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See a Two-Sided Tarot Card

One Side of the Card is Black-and-White, See The Woman at the Center of the Card Bent Over, Naked, Facing the Left in Stocks, See The Four of Myrtles Behind her, Bare-Chested in a Long Skirt Made of Flesh, See The Four of Myrtles Beating The Woman with a Rod as a Crowd of Demons Looks on

See a Short, Pudgy, Naked Pig Man Chewing off the Fingers of The Woman's Right Hand

See a Bronze Demon in the Form of Cupid Standing Under the Bent-Over Woman, the Cupid Demon is Squeezing The Woman's Right Breast

Above The Woman, see a Giant Black Bat with a Cat's Head Hanging Upside-Down

At the Bottom of the Card it says

'Jenny Paws'

At the Top of the Card it says

'22'

On the Other Side of the Card, See a White and Gray Cat-Woman

The Cat-Woman is at the Center of the Card, She has Blue Eyes, She bares Her Fangs Ferociously, She has a Pink Triangle with a Yellow Third Eye on Her Forehead

The Catwoman Clings to the Tree with Her Claws as she Hisses at whoever is looking at the Card

See a Bow and Quiver with 14 Arrows Slung over Her Right Shoulder

See a Silver Shark's Tooth on a Platinum Chain that Hangs around The Woman's Neck

The Top of the Card says

'Four in the Trees'

The Bottom of the Card says

'The Lynx'

See a Gold Animal in Each Corner

In the Upper Left, See a Crocodile

In the Lower Left, See an Ostrich

In the Lower Right, See a Dolphin

In the Upper Right, See a Lioness