Four 9-6 Tarot Cards for The Hour

See The ATM Machine Spit Out a Tarot Card Instead of Cash

The Background is Black, The Margin is Silver

At The Center of The Card, See Two Halves of a Platinum Eggshell. Between the Two Shell Halves See a Figure in a Glowing White Hooded Robe. She Wears Silver Sunglasses and has a Glowing Platinum Cube, with a Glowing White '42' on it, in Her Open Mouth. In Her Right Hand, She Holds a Model of Earth Raised Over Her Head like a Torch. She Holds 4 Gold Scrolls Tucked Under Her Left Arm. Across Her Breast it says 'Duchess' in Platinum Letters. See a Blue Lion, with White Wings, Standing on Her Left Shoulder Looking at Her Face. See a Blood-Red '9/360' on the Lower Left Portion of The Woman's Robe.

Above The Center Image, See a Bronze 12-Hour Clock Face (Drawer Sets The Hands), See a Brown Tarantula on the Center of The Clock Face, The Tarantula has a Green 'XXX' on it.

To The Right of The Center Image, See an Image of Lucille Ball from an 'I Love Lucy' Episode, Lucille Ball's Image is Placed Over a Silver Heart. Above The Scene it says 'Compulsion' in Silver Letters. Below the Scene, it says 'NGC 3109' in Silver Letters.

Below The Center Image, See a Human Brain with a Glowing Gold '42' on it and a Gold Wing On Each Side. To The Right of The Brain, See a Cartoon Image of Snow White Playing a Violin. To The Left of The Brain, a Computer Monitor, The Monitor is Blue with a Red Heart on it. See 'Cindi 42' on the Heart in White.

To The Left of The Center Image, See an Enlarged Glowing Pearl as The Background for The Scene. At The Center of The Pearl, See a Naked Vixen with a Blood-Red Unicorn Horn Attached to the Top of Her Forehead. The Vixen Crouches on a Gray Stone Breathing a Stream of Orange-Red Flame Toward The Center of The Card. The Vixen Holds a Flaming Sword in Her Left Hand and She Holds a Round White Bee-Hive Raised Over Her Head with Her Right Hand, the Bee-Hive has a Blue '86' on it. See 12 Bees on the Hive and 6 Bees around the Hive. The Vixen has a Blood-Red '59' Painted Over Her Heart. See a Black '41' on The Gray Stone. Above The Vixen it says 'Westboro Baptist' in Green Letters.

On The Top Right Hand Corner of The Card, See a Pot of Gold

On The Top Left Hand Corner, See a Pearl White Female Archer

On The Lower Left Hand Corner, See an Arctic Fox

On The Lower Right Hand Corner, See Angelina Jolie's Severed Head

On The Top of The Card, Below The Margin, it says 'The Duchess' in Platinum

On The Bottom of The Card, Above The Margin, it says, '20:20 Kathryn Ruemmler 42' in Platinum

On The Top Margin of The Card it says '808 Lucille Ball 808' in Gold

On The Bottom Margin of The Card it says 'Orion Nebula 42' in Gold

On The Right Margin of The Card it says 'Westboro Baptist Church 59' in Blood-Red

On The Left Margin of The Card it says '11 Symposium for Advance 19' in Green

See a Scroll on Each of The Four Corners of The Card's Margin

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See The ATM Machine Spit Out a Tarot Card Instead of Cash

The Background is Black, The Margin is Silver

At The Center of The Card, See a Silver Sphere with a Blood-Red 'XXX' on it, See a Black Eye of Horus Under the 'XXX'

See an image of Salma Hayek, See her Naked except for Yellow High Heel Shoes and Long Yellow Gloves, she's Leaning Over the Right Side of the Sphere. Her Breasts are Pressed Against the Side of the Sphere, she is posed suggestively, slightly Bent over. Her Elbows Rest on Top of the Sphere, she Holds Up a Platinum Sex Demon Head with an Image of Sasha Grey who is Similarly Posed on the Left Side of the Sphere, Sasha Grey Wears Blue High Heel Shoes and Long Blue Gloves. Both Women Look Toward the Viewer with Smiles on their Faces.

See a Glowing Image of The Guennol Lioness Hovering Above The Sex Demon Head, See a Silver '96' to The Left of The Guennol Lioness and a Gold '69' to the Right of The Guennol Lioness

Above The Center Scene, See a Front-View of a White Rhinoceros with a Gold '14' on its Horn. See a White Wraith Maiden Seated on the Rhino, The White Wraith Maiden Has a Bow Drawn with Arrow Pointed at The Viewer. The White Wraith Maiden Wears a White Robe, She has a Black '22' on Her Forehead, Above The Scene it says, '20:20 Hall Pass' in Platinum. Below The Scene it says 'Cross-Dimensional Messenger' in Platinum.

To The Right of The Center Scene, See a Red Square. At The Center of The Square See a Naked Woman with Long Brown Hair Standing on a White Stone. The White Stone says 'CERTAINTY' on it in Black Letters. The Naked Woman Stands Erect with Feet and Legs Together. See a Blood-Red Unicorn Horn Attached to the Top of The Woman's Forehead. See a Blood-Red '59' Painted Over The Woman's Heart. With Her Right Hand, The Woman Holds a Flaming Sword Raised Over Her Head. In Her Left Hand, She Holds Up a Blue Picket Sign with a Black and Yellow Smiling Cartoon Queen Bee on it, The Queen Bee Wears a Gold Crown. To the Right of The Woman, See an Arctic Fox. To The Left of The Woman, See an Image of Leatherface from The Movie 'Texas Chainsaw Massacre'. Leatherface Stands Holding a Black Chainsaw with a Silver '91' on it. In The Upper Right Hand Portion of The Square, See an Upside-Down Black Cat Sitting on the Ceiling of The Square. The Cat has a Silver '89' on its Body. In The Upper Left Hand Portion of The Square, See 2 Cartoon-Style Black Bombs. The Bomb on the Right says '43' in Gold, The Bomb on the Left says '43' in Silver. At The Bottom of The Scene it says 'Westboro Baptist Church' in Brown.

Below The Center Scene, See a Smiling Alfred E. Newman Head. It says 'Isaiah 6:9' Across Alfred E.'s Forehead in Blue. Under the Alfred E. Head, it says 'What, Me Worry?' in Yellow Letters

To The Left of The Center Scene, See a Blue Upside-Down Triangle. At The Center of The Triangle, See a Naked Silver Woman, She Stands Holding a Gold Trident in Her Left Hand. She Holds a Silver Net in Her Right Hand. See 2 Gray Hyenas to the Left of The Woman, See 2 Gray Hyenas to the Right of The Woman. Above The Silver Woman it says '9' in Yellow. Below The Silver Woman, it says 'Neptune' in Pearl White. See a Gold '6' on Each of The Upper Two Angles of The Upside-Down Triangle, See a Silver '9' on the Bottom Angle.

On The Top Right Hand Corner of The Card, See a Blood-Red Swan

On The Top Left Hand Corner, See Bruce Lee, Shirtless with Blood-Red Pants, in a Furious Pose with Nunchaku Cocked under His Right Arm, His Left Arm is Outstretched Toward the Viewer, Displaying an Open 5-Fingered Hand

On The Lower Left Hand Corner, See a Gold Hammer and Tent-Peg Crossed

On The Lower Right Hand Corner, See a Silver Ostrich

On The Top of The Card, Below The Margin, it says '43 Margie Phelps WBC 43' in Pearl White

On The Bottom of The Card, Above The Margin, it says, '20:20 Anti-Virus' in Pearl White

On The Top Margin of The Card it says 'Neptune 9' in Green

On The Bottom Margin of The Card it says 'Darlene Elizabeth Ferrin 22' in Green

On The Right Margin of The Card it says 'Sasha Grey 22' in Blue

On The Left Margin of The Card it says '808 Salma Hayek 808' in Yellow

See a Green Triangle in Each of The Four Corners of The Card's Margin, (Drawer Points the Triangles)

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The Venusian 6

Joan of Arc Card

Piranhas & Porcupines=Westboro Baptist Church

The Background of the Card is Obsidian Black

Across The Center of The Card, See 'WESTBORO BAPTIST 59' in Silver Letters

Above The 'WESTBORO BAPTIST 59' Sign, See 4 Porcupines

Below The 'WESTBORO BAPTIST 59' Sign, See 7 Piranhas Facing Toward the Left Side of The Card

To The Right of The 'WESTBORO BAPTIST 59', See a Blood-Red Unicorn

At the Top-Center of the Card it says 'Ichneumonidae' in Orange Letters, See a Silver Ichneumon Wasp to The Left of the Letters

See a Glowing Pearl on The Upper Left Hand Corner of The Card

At Bottom Center it says

'96 Shut Down Squad 69'

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The Card is Divided into 4 Sections, at The Center of The Card where The 4 Sections Meet,
See a Head of Red Cabbage

In The Upper Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Soledad O' Brien. Soledad O' Brien is Nude, She Stands on a Green Neon Sign That Says 'DATA MART 72/11'. See a Blood-Red Number '44' Between Soledad O' Brien's Breasts. Soledad O' Brien Holds a Rectangular Black Box with Her Left Hand. On The Box, See The Symbol '66/6' in Red. Soledad O' Brien Holds a Red Hula Hoop with Her Right Hand. Above Soledad O' Brien's Head, See a Silver Gramophone. To Soledad O' Brien's Right, See an Image of Bruce Lee. Bruce Lee Wears Black Pants and Black Shoes. Bruce Lee Wears No Shirt. Bruce Lee Holds a Pair of Nunchaku Cocked Under Each of His Two Arms. See a Silver Number '808' on Bruce Lee's Chest. To Soledad O' Brien's Left, See an Image of Kurt Rambis. Kurt Rambis Wears His Laker's Uniform, Number '31' and His Rambis Glasses. Kurt Rambis Grimaces. Kurt Rambis Holds a Toilet Plunger with His Left Hand, He Holds an Orange Frisbee with His Right Hand.
The Background on The Section is Tan Woodgrain.
At Top Center on Section, See The Term 'Info War' in Black Letters
At Bottom Center on Section, See a Red Octopus.

In The Upper Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Yunjin Kim. Yunjin Kim Wears a Straitjacket, She is Naked From The Waist Down. She is Facing The Viewer, Bent Forward with Her Head Pulled Back by a Black Beast-Man Standing Behind Her. The Beast-Man Grips a Hand-Full of Yunjin Kim's Hair with His Right Hand; He Has a Kermit The Frog Puppet on His Left Hand. See Two Horns on The Beast-Man's Head. Yunjin Kim Grimaces.
See a Red Number '93' in The Upper Left Portion of The Scene
See a Green Number '41' in The Upper Right Portion of The Scene
The Background on The Section is Cement Gray.
At Bottom Center on Section, See The Name 'Sodom 440' in Green Lettering

In The Lower Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Carrie Preston. Carrie Preston is Nude and Bound to a St. Andrew's Cross by Restraints on Her Wrists and Ankles. See a Green Number '29' Between Carrie Preston's Breasts. Above The St. Andrew's Cross, See a Neon Red 'XXX' Sign. See a Tabby Cat Between Carrie Preston's Feet. The Tabby Cat Looks Up at Carrie Preston's Vagina. To Carrie Preston's Right, See an Image of Christina Milian. Christina Milian Wears a Pink Latex Bodysuit. See a Red Number '29' Between Christina Milian's Breasts. Christina Milian Holds a Whip with Her Right Hand, She Holds a Red Chess Queen with Her Left Hand. To Carrie Preston's Left, See an Image of C-3PO. With His Right Hand, C-3PO Holds a Black Dildo Raised Over His Head Like a Sword. With His Left Hand, C-3PO Holds a Basketball. See a Green Number '64' on The Basketball.
The Background on The Section is Milky White.
At Top Center on Section, See a Webcam.
At Bottom Center on Section, See an Ear of Corn

In The Lower Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Caroline D'Amore. Caroline D'Amore Sits Behind a Mahogony Desk. Caroline D'Amore Wears a Black and Gold Shawl. She Wears a Black and Gold Fortune Teller's Hat on Her Head. See a Blue CBS Eye on Caroline D'Amore's Fortune Teller's Hat. See a Silver Chain Around Caroline D'Amore's Neck. See a Silver Number '29' Dangling from The Chain. See a Crystal Ball on The Desk in Front of Caroline D'Amore. See a Black Number '22' on The Crystal Ball. To The Right of The Crystal Ball, See a Silver Chalice. See a Glowing Green Number '58' on The Chalice. To The Left of The Crystal Ball, See a Silver Fairy. Caroline D'Amore Holds a Ping-Pong Paddle with Her Left Hand, See a Red Number '22' on The Ping-Pong Paddle. Caroline D'Amore a Holds Lit Blue Candle with Her Right Hand. Above Caroline D'Amore's Head, See a Third Quarter Moon.
The Background on The Section is Black.
At Top Center on Section, See a Rotary Dial Phone
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Name 'Caroline D'Amore' in Silver.

In The Upper Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See The Symbol 'Su' in Red

In The Lower Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Set of Brass Knuckles

In The Lower Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See Mogwai from The Movie 'Gremlins'

In The Upper Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Black Cowbell

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