Salma Hayek (2)
The Martian 6
Ace
Cher (Red), Martha Stewart (Green), Katy Perry (Blue), Salma Hayek (Yellow)
See a Large Two-Sided Tarot Card in the Shape of an Octagon, the Card is as Big as a Stop Sign
Both Sides are Divided into Four Sections, Four Scenes, Each Section is a Different Color Representing the Corresponding Lamb
On One Side, Top Left, Red, In the Center of the Section you see the Face of a Beautiful Young Woman Sketched in Gray on the Red Background. The Woman has a Star of David on her forehead with an Eye at the Center. There is Large Black Spider on Top of The Woman's head. There is a Crystal Skull in The Woman's Open Mouth. Above the Face, See a Crescent Moon Facing Right. Below the Face, See a Pyramid of Skulls. To the Left of the Face, See The Woman Performing Fellatio on a Beast with Two Horns, to the Right of the Face, See The Woman with a Wand in her Left Hand, Standing Over a Pack of Wolves who sit watching her attentively with Pleasant Grins on their Mouths
Bottom Left, Green, See a Beautiful Nude Red-Headed Young Woman Sitting on a Hippopotamus at the Center of the Scene. See a Golden Cup in her Right Hand and a Wand in her Left Hand. See a Scorpion's Tail Curling Up Out of the Back of The Woman's Head. The Tip of the Stinger Hangs Right Between her Eyes. See a Gold Triangle with a Pink Eye on the Stinger. To the Right of Center, See The Woman in a Grizzly Hide with a Spear in her Right Hand, Standing Atop a Pile of Dead Boars. Below Center, See the Word 'EMPIRE' in Bold Black Letters. Above the Center Image, See The Woman on her knees, head bowed, holding up a Treasure Chest; See The Beast with Two-Horns standing in front of her. To the Left of the Center, See The Woman at a Cutting Board, Wearing and Apron, See her cutting out the Eyes of a Severed Human Head with a Knife.
Bottom Right, Blue, See The Woman Tied Naked to a Pole with Barbed Wire, See a Nun Slicing Off The Woman's Face. Below the Center Scene, See The Woman in White Dress at a Lavish Feast with 8 Nuns and The Beast with Two Horns. To the Right of the Center Scene, See The Woman being Ravished from Behind by The Beast with Two Horns as 4 Nuns Look on with their Dresses Pulled up to Their waists, Masturbating. Above the Center Scene, See The Woman Naked on her hands and knees, eating Feces from a Dog Bowl; a Nun Stands Over her with a Boot on her Back while The Horned Beast Sodomizes The Woman from Behind. To the Left of the Center Scene, See the Woman Wearing a White Mask, tied upside down to a Wheel. One Lit Candle Protrudes from her vagina.
Top Right, Yellow, See The Woman's Face, her Eyes are Rolled Back in her head, 8 Centipedes Crawl Out of her Open Mouth. See an Orange Upside-Down Pentagram on her Forehead. To the Left Side of the Center Scene, See The Woman being Ravished by 8 Pig-Faced Demons. Above the Center Scene, See The Woman Kneeling in Front of The Horned Beast, she holds an Open Book Toward The Horned Beast. To the Right of the Center Scene, See The Woman Dismembering a Human Body. Below The Center Scene, See The Woman Defecating in a bound catholic priest's Mouth.
On the Other Side of the Card, Top Left, Yellow, See The Woman at the Center of a Pack of 8 Reptilian Fanged Demons in a Dark Cave, See a Red Centipede hovering above them in a Green Cloud. See Swine and Body Parts Strewn Around the Cave. See an Infant Demon emerging from the Stomach of a man-swine. At the Top of the Scene it says
'Nest'
Top Right, Green, See The Woman as a Tree with her Face as The Trunk. See The Tree Filled with a Variety of Seeds, Fruits and Nuts, See Various Birds, some in Swarms, in and around the Tree. See a Purple and Silver Striped Fairy Perched on the Long Nose of the Face on The Tree. At the Top of the Scene it says
'Tree'
Bottom Left, Blue, See The Woman in Pieces being Eaten by 4 Beaked and Winged Archosaurs. At the Top of the Scene it says
'Food'
Bottom Right, Red, See The Woman in a Black Robe, a Black Pointy Hat and a Wand in her Right Hand. See The Woman Hovering Over a Crowd of Humanoids, the Humanoids are Leaping off a Cliff. See Eight Silhouettes of Big Winged Creatures Circling in the Skies Behind The Woman. See 8 Lines of Spiraling Green and Blue Triangles Reaching Out from The Woman's Skull like Tentacles. At the Top of the Scene it says
'Power'
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See The ATM Machine Spit Out a Tarot Card Instead of Cash
The Background is Black, The Margin is Silver
At The Center of The Card, See a Silver Sphere with a Blood-Red 'XXX' on it, See a Black Eye of Horus Under the 'XXX'
See an image of Salma Hayek, See her Naked except for Yellow High Heel Shoes and Long Yellow Gloves, she's Leaning Over the Right Side of the Sphere. Her Breasts are Pressed Against the Side of the Sphere, she is posed suggestively, slightly Bent over. Her Elbows Rest on Top of the Sphere, she Holds Up a Platinum Sex Demon Head with an Image of Sasha Grey who is Similarly Posed on the Left Side of the Sphere, Sasha Grey Wears Blue High Heel Shoes and Long Blue Gloves. Both Women Look Toward the Viewer with Smiles on their Faces.
See a Glowing Image of The Guennol Lioness Hovering Above The Sex Demon Head, See a Silver '96' to The Left of The Guennol Lioness and a Gold '69' to the Right of The Guennol Lioness
Above The Center Scene, See a Front-View of a White Rhinoceros with a Gold '14' on its Horn. See a White Wraith Maiden Seated on the Rhino, The White Wraith Maiden Has a Bow Drawn with Arrow Pointed at The Viewer. The White Wraith Maiden Wears a White Robe, She has a Black '22' on Her Forehead, Above The Scene it says, '20:20 Hall Pass' in Platinum. Below The Scene it says 'Cross-Dimensional Messenger' in Platinum.
To The Right of The Center Scene, See a Red Square. At The Center of The Square See a Naked Woman with Long Brown Hair Standing on a White Stone. The White Stone says 'CERTAINTY' on it in Black Letters. The Naked Woman Stands Erect with Feet and Legs Together. See a Blood-Red Unicorn Horn Attached to the Top of The Woman's Forehead. See a Blood-Red '59' Painted Over The Woman's Heart. With Her Right Hand, The Woman Holds a Flaming Sword Raised Over Her Head. In Her Left Hand, She Holds Up a Blue Picket Sign with a Black and Yellow Smiling Cartoon Queen Bee on it, The Queen Bee Wears a Gold Crown. To the Right of The Woman, See an Arctic Fox. To The Left of The Woman, See an Image of Leatherface from The Movie 'Texas Chainsaw Massacre'. Leatherface Stands Holding a Black Chainsaw with a Silver '91' on it. In The Upper Right Hand Portion of The Square, See an Upside-Down Black Cat Sitting on the Ceiling of The Square. The Cat has a Silver '89' on its Body. In The Upper Left Hand Portion of The Square, See 2 Cartoon-Style Black Bombs. The Bomb on the Right says '43' in Gold, The Bomb on the Left says '43' in Silver. At The Bottom of The Scene it says 'Westboro Baptist Church' in Brown.
Below The Center Scene, See a Smiling Alfred E. Newman Head. It says 'Isaiah 6:9' Across Alfred E.'s Forehead in Blue. Under the Alfred E. Head, it says 'What, Me Worry?' in Yellow Letters
To The Left of The Center Scene, See a Blue Upside-Down Triangle. At The Center of The Triangle, See a Naked Silver Woman, She Stands Holding a Gold Trident in Her Left Hand. She Holds a Silver Net in Her Right Hand. See 2 Gray Hyenas to the Left of The Woman, See 2 Gray Hyenas to the Right of The Woman. Above The Silver Woman it says '9' in Yellow. Below The Silver Woman, it says 'Neptune' in Pearl White. See a Gold '6' on Each of The Upper Two Angles of The Upside-Down Triangle, See a Silver '9' on the Bottom Angle.
On The Top Right Hand Corner of The Card, See a Blood-Red Swan
On The Top Left Hand Corner, See Bruce Lee, Shirtless with Blood-Red Pants, in a Furious Pose with Nunchaku Cocked under His Right Arm, His Left Arm is Outstretched Toward the Viewer, Displaying an Open 5-Fingered Hand
On The Lower Left Hand Corner, See a Gold Hammer and Tent-Peg Crossed
On The Lower Right Hand Corner, See a Silver Ostrich
On The Top of The Card, Below The Margin, it says '43 Margie Phelps WBC 43' in Pearl White
On The Bottom of The Card, Above The Margin, it says, '20:20 Anti-Virus' in Pearl White
On The Top Margin of The Card it says 'Neptune 9' in Green
On The Bottom Margin of The Card it says 'Darlene Elizabeth Ferrin 22' in Green
On The Right Margin of The Card it says 'Sasha Grey 22' in Blue
On The Left Margin of The Card it says '808 Salma Hayek 808' in Yellow
See a Green Triangle in Each of The Four Corners of The Card's Margin, (Drawer Points the Triangles)
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Nicole Kidman (2)
ReplyDeleteSee a Two-Sided Tarot Card
One Side is Divided into Four Squares, Four Scenes, All Four Scenes Feature 2 Women, One a Red-Head, the Other a Blonde
In the Top Left Scene, See Two Women, The Red-Headed Woman is Cutting The Blonde Woman into Pieces and Throwing Her into a Pot
In the Bottom Left Scene, The Blonde Woman is Holding Up the Severed Head of The Red-Headed Woman
In the Bottom Right Scene, The Red-Headed Woman is Standing over The Blonde Woman, Pointing at Her, The Blonde Woman has been converted into Swine and is eating Feces
In the Top Right Scene The Red-Headed Woman is a Queen, The Blonde Woman is a Peasant Standing Behind The Red-Headed Woman with a Stone Raised Above The Red-Headed Queen's Crown
In the Center of the Card is a Silver Cube
On the Bottom of the Card it says
'Sally Two Times'
At the Top of the Card it says
'WildCard'
On the Other Side, See a Two-Headed White Dragon Writhing in an Icy Orb at the Center of the Card,
On the Orb are 2 Gorgons, 2 Humanoids, 2 Orca Hominids, 2 Giant Octopuses, 2 Polar Bears, 2 Giant Condors, 2 Monstrous Reptilian Cyborgs, 2 Living Super-Computers
At the Bottom of the Card it says
'The Double'
At the Top of the Card it says
'Colosseum'
See The Woman Nude, Her Body Painted Scarlet, See a White '44' Painted on Her Chest, See a Blackbird on Her Left Shoulder, See a Black Band on Her Right Wrist, See a Metallic Helmet with 4 White Horns on Her Head, See an Orange Sun Hovering over them, The Sun Has a Teal '91' Stamped on His Face, The Woman has Her Mouth Wide Open with Her Tongue Sticking Out, See a Black '22' Stamped on Her Tongue, See a Silver Triangle on Her Forehead with a Teal Third Eye inside.
ReplyDeleteShe stands in a Dark Gray Basement, She Holds a Severed Head in Her Left Hand and a Large Knife in Her Right Hand, She Wears a Necklace of Severed Penises and Ears
She Stands with Her Left Foot on a Bald-Headed Woman who has been converted to Swine. The Swine Woman makes a contorted anguished expression, her ears and nose are gone just like her arms and legs below the elbows and knees, a Long Iron Rod is sticking out of the Swine Woman's Anus, The Iron Rod says, 'Sodom 440'
To The Woman's Left, See a White and Gold Wraith in a Football Jersey and Helmet, the Number on Her Jersey is '28' with 'Zeppelin' Printed above it. To The Woman's Right See a Blue and Silver Wraith in Flowing Black Robes with Teal Lining, Blue Music Notes Pour from Her Mouth, Mixed in the Music Notes, See the Symbols '46x5'
In the Upper Right Hand Portion of the Card, See a Red Rose Blossom with a Silver Woman's Face on it, The Face looks Serene and Calm, She doesn't Smile or Frown. On a Black Banner Below the Rose Blossom it says 'Operator 96' in Gold Letters
In the Upper Left Hand Portion of the Card, See a Praying Mantis Standing on the Brow of a Metallic Dragon's Head with Glowing Red Eyes, See an Orange '86Rn' in The Dragon's Open Mouth.
In the Top Left Hand Corner of the Card, See a Black and Red Checkered Joker's Head with a Glowing Gold Matrix Cube in His Open Mouth
In the Top Right Hand Corner of the Card, See a Glowing DeLorean DMC-12 with Two Women in Sunglasses and Two Piece Bikinis, One on Each Side. The one on the Left is Blonde and Wears a Red Bikini, She Holds Up a Lit Zippo with Her Right Hand, the one on the Right has Dark-Hair and wears a Teal Bikini, She Holds up a Straight Razor in Her Left Hand, Both Women Have a White '220' Painted Above their Breasts, The License Plate on The DeLorean says 'MODOS'
In the Bottom Left-Hand Corner of the Card, See a Computer Monitor that Displays the Number '42' in Pink on a White Screen, See a Silver Fairy Sitting Atop the Monitor with a Cigar in Her Mouth, She Holds Up an 8-Ball with Her Right Hand, She Holds a Punishment Cane in Her Left Hand
In the Bottom Right Hand Corner of the Card, See a Coiled Up Albino Python, See a Chimpanzee Gripped in The Python's Coils, See a White Bell Above The Python, The Bell has 'At Târiq' Stamped on it in Blue Letters
At Top Center, Below the Margin, it says 'Wild Card Queen 44' on a Red Banner in Black Letters
At Bottom Center, Above the Margin, it says 'Sally Twain' on a Black Banner in White Letters
On the Left Hand Margin of the Card, it says, 'Nicole Kidman 44' in Red Letters
On the Bottom Margin it says 'Biblis Tholus 91' in Teal Letters
On the Right Hand Margin it says 'Thaumiel 44' in Red Letters
On the Top Margin it says 'Mata Mons 22' in Black Letters
Scientology Card
ReplyDeleteQueen
At the Center of the Card, See a Raised Circle of Bricks Surrounding a Lamp, the Lamp is a Simple Black Pole with a Glowing White Orb at the Top. See Four Silver and White Female Wraiths, with Long Silver Hair and Flowing White Robes, Sitting on the Edge of the Circle of Bricks. The Wraiths Sit Close together, with the one at Center Left Laughing as She types on a Mobile Phone, The Wraith to Her Left Looks at the Device with a Fearful look on Her Face, The Wraith immediately to the Right of The Wraith with the Device Looks at the Device with an Angry expression on Her Face, the Wraith to the Far Right Looks to the Sky Weeping
See a Two-Headed Four Armed Gold Jinn in a Purple and Yellow Sparkling Gown Hovering Over the Lamp, Each Head Smiles as they Each hold a Cell phone to their Ears with the Upper Arms on Each Side, The Lower Arm on the Left Side of the Jinn's Body Holds a NBC Peacock, The Lower Arm on the Right Side of the Jinn's Body Holds a Black Playing Card with Route 66 on it in a Bronze Outline.
The Jinn Head on the Right Wears a Silver Tiara thats says '99' at the Center, The Jinn Head on the Left Wears a Pink Ball Cap that says '96' on it in White
In the Upper Left Hand Portion of the Card, See a Close Image of Saturn, Saturn has a '33' Stamped on it in Gold
In the Upper Right Hand Portion of the Card, See a Red Flaming Sword with Arms, Legs and a Scowling Face, The Flaming Sword Holds a Wooden Sign that has 'Garden of Eden' Painted on it in Black Letters.
In the Top Right-Hand Corner of the Card, See a Glowing Gold Raven
In the Top Left Hand Corner of the Card, See a Intihuatana Stone with a Sun Above it and a Chessboard on the Stone
In the Bottom Left Hand Corner of the Card, See a Metallic Genie Style Oil-Lamp with a Smoking Spout
In the Bottom Right Hand Corner of the Card, See a Red 'Hollywood' Sign with a White '86' Spray-Painted on the 'H' in Hollywood
On the Top of the Card it says
'The Network'
At the Bottom of the Card it says
'Operator 99, Operator 96
Tlaloc's Chessboard, Route 66'
Merope Turns Over a Card
ReplyDeleteSee The Woman as a Dark-Haired Seductive Nurse in a Short Skirt with Garters and a Paper Nurse Hat with a Red Scientology Cross on it. She wears a Mustache and Glasses Disguise and makes a big Cheesy Smile, She wears a Name Tag that says 'Molly Lilium Shtick' Upside Down, She Holds a Tray with Both Hands, She Holds it just below her ridiculously large Breasts, her Blouse is unbuttoned to reveal Cleavage and a Red Bra. In the Center of the Tray is a Blonde Woman's Severed Head, to the Left of the Head is a Glass of Water, to the Right of the Head is an Alarm Clock that reads 6 O' Clock. See a Silver Upside-Triangle on The Woman's Forehead, See a Red Third Eye Inside. See a small Black Horned Nude Demon Hovering over The Woman's Head Laughing.
The Woman Stands in a Sparkling White Hall. To her Left, See a Closed Door with the Number '22' on it in Black Letters, To her Right, see a Tall Doctor with a Black and White Striped Wizard's Cap and a Long White Beard. He Wears a White Lab Coat, His Name Tag says
'Wainamoinen', He is Stooped Over Slightly, Lifting Up His Spectacles with His Gazed Fixed on either The Woman's Cleavage or the Head on the Tray, it's unclear.
In the Hall Behind the Woman, See a Silver and Red Wraith, also Dressed as a Seductive Nurse, but without the Tray or Disguise; She Hovers above the Floor Holding a Bronze Apple to Her Mouth, Her Nametag says, 'Sharon Tate 48'
In the Top Right Hand Corner of the Card, See a Black and White Checkered Joker's Head with a Red '808' in his open Mouth
In the Top Left-Hand Corner of the Card, See 2 Swans, One Black (Right), One Red (Left), They Touch Heads so their Heads and Necks Form a Heart, inside the Heart it says '9645' in Gold Letters
In the Bottom Left-Hand Corner of the Card, See a Glowing Metallic Matrix Cube with '48Cd' Stamped on it
In the Bottom Right Hand Corner of the Card, See an Apple Tree
At Top Center, Below the Margin, it says 'The Joker' on a Black Banner in Red Letters
At Bottom Center, Above the Margin, it says 'Molly Mayhem' on a White Banner in Black Letters
On the Left Hand Margin of the Card, it says, 'Molly Shannon 48' in Black Letters
On the Bottom Margin it says 'Wainamoinen 84' in Blue Letters
On the Right Hand Margin it says 'Sharon Tate 48' in Black Letters
On the Top Margin it says 'Chhinnamasta 84' in Purple Letters