See The ATM Machine Spit Out a Tarot Card Instead of Cash
The Background is Black, The Margin is Silver
At The Center of The Card, See a Silver Sphere with a Blood-Red 'XXX' on it, See a Black Eye of Horus Under the 'XXX'
See an image of Salma Hayek, See her Naked except for Yellow High Heel Shoes and Long Yellow Gloves, she's Leaning Over the Right Side of the Sphere. Her Breasts are Pressed Against the Side of the Sphere, she is posed suggestively, slightly Bent over. Her Elbows Rest on Top of the Sphere, she Holds Up a Platinum Sex Demon Head with an Image of Sasha Grey who is Similarly Posed on the Left Side of the Sphere, Sasha Grey Wears Blue High Heel Shoes and Long Blue Gloves. Both Women Look Toward the Viewer with Smiles on their Faces.
See a Glowing Image of The Guennol Lioness Hovering Above The Sex Demon Head, See a Silver '96' to The Left of The Guennol Lioness and a Gold '69' to the Right of The Guennol Lioness
Above The Center Scene, See a Front-View of a White Rhinoceros with a Gold '14' on its Horn. See a White Wraith Maiden Seated on the Rhino, The White Wraith Maiden Has a Bow Drawn with Arrow Pointed at The Viewer. The White Wraith Maiden Wears a White Robe, She has a Black '22' on Her Forehead, Above The Scene it says, '20:20 Hall Pass' in Platinum. Below The Scene it says 'Cross-Dimensional Messenger' in Platinum.
To The Right of The Center Scene, See a Red Square. At The Center of The Square See a Naked Woman with Long Brown Hair Standing on a White Stone. The White Stone says 'CERTAINTY' on it in Black Letters. The Naked Woman Stands Erect with Feet and Legs Together. See a Blood-Red Unicorn Horn Attached to the Top of The Woman's Forehead. See a Blood-Red '59' Painted Over The Woman's Heart. With Her Right Hand, The Woman Holds a Flaming Sword Raised Over Her Head. In Her Left Hand, She Holds Up a Blue Picket Sign with a Black and Yellow Smiling Cartoon Queen Bee on it, The Queen Bee Wears a Gold Crown. To the Right of The Woman, See an Arctic Fox. To The Left of The Woman, See an Image of Leatherface from The Movie 'Texas Chainsaw Massacre'. Leatherface Stands Holding a Black Chainsaw with a Silver '91' on it. In The Upper Right Hand Portion of The Square, See an Upside-Down Black Cat Sitting on the Ceiling of The Square. The Cat has a Silver '89' on its Body. In The Upper Left Hand Portion of The Square, See 2 Cartoon-Style Black Bombs. The Bomb on the Right says '43' in Gold, The Bomb on the Left says '43' in Silver. At The Bottom of The Scene it says 'Westboro Baptist Church' in Brown.
Below The Center Scene, See a Smiling Alfred E. Newman Head. It says 'Isaiah 6:9' Across Alfred E.'s Forehead in Blue. Under the Alfred E. Head, it says 'What, Me Worry?' in Yellow Letters
To The Left of The Center Scene, See a Blue Upside-Down Triangle. At The Center of The Triangle, See a Naked Silver Woman, She Stands Holding a Gold Trident in Her Left Hand. She Holds a Silver Net in Her Right Hand. See 2 Gray Hyenas to the Left of The Woman, See 2 Gray Hyenas to the Right of The Woman. Above The Silver Woman it says '9' in Yellow. Below The Silver Woman, it says 'Neptune' in Pearl White. See a Gold '6' on Each of The Upper Two Angles of The Upside-Down Triangle, See a Silver '9' on the Bottom Angle.
On The Top Right Hand Corner of The Card, See a Blood-Red Swan
On The Top Left Hand Corner, See Bruce Lee, Shirtless with Blood-Red Pants, in a Furious Pose with Nunchaku Cocked under His Right Arm, His Left Arm is Outstretched Toward the Viewer, Displaying an Open 5-Fingered Hand
On The Lower Left Hand Corner, See a Gold Hammer and Tent-Peg Crossed
On The Lower Right Hand Corner, See a Silver Ostrich
On The Top of The Card, Below The Margin, it says '43 Margie Phelps WBC 43' in Pearl White
On The Bottom of The Card, Above The Margin, it says, '20:20 Anti-Virus' in Pearl White
On The Top Margin of The Card it says 'Neptune 9' in Green
On The Bottom Margin of The Card it says 'Darlene Elizabeth Ferrin 22' in Green
On The Right Margin of The Card it says 'Sasha Grey 22' in Blue
On The Left Margin of The Card it says '808 Salma Hayek 808' in Yellow
See a Green Triangle in Each of The Four Corners of The Card's Margin, (Drawer Points the Triangles)
<Tarantula Nebula 2070 Card, Green Eggs & Ham>
20:20 Westboro Baptist Church 59, 20:20 Flaming Sword, 9 Times 40 Woes
ReplyDelete40 40 9/360, 9 Times 40 Woes, 16 Hundred 30 Doradus, Wicked Neptunian Storms
40 40 9/360 Like Pac-Man Chomping Ghosts, The 9-6 Wheel Spins Round and Round, Call This a Bloody Nose
20:20 Ton Ton, 16 Hundred Tons of Sand, I Turn The Crank On The Demon-in-The Box and Out Pops Mata San
22 Walking Scalpels, The Connecticut Shootings to Navy Yard, 22 The Hisi-Killer, Wicked Neptunian Storms
22 Toe-Tags Streaming from my Mouth, 22 Titanium Scalpels Scissoring Through The Stream
20:20 Crocodile Lore, Bringing Out The Demons, 91 Packs 4 Chainsaws, Leave you like the Headless Horseman
20:20 AntiVirus, Four in The Trees, Certainty on The Stone, 40,000 Killer Bees
16 Hundred faithless knaves Drowning in The Water, Tribulation Sequences, The Tarantula 30 Doradus
20:20 Hisi-Rippers, Aces Up my Sleeve, Make you Wish you Never, Ever Said, 'I gotta see it to believe it'
40 40 9/360, Call it Wrath of God, Call it Hell Manifest, The Good Lord's Torture Squad
20:20 Fury Storms, I Pull a Crocodile Out The Hat, 20:20 Death Card, I Toss you a 22 Hat
40 40 9/360, 20:20 Correspond, 20:20 AntiVirus, Biblis Tholus and Mata Mons
59 Porcupines and 59 Piranhas, 59 Westboro Baptist with The Flaming Sword
16 Hundred Vicious Curses, Wicked Manifest!
40 40 Left Hand Agents, Put it On The Wheel
The Jokes on you, you faithless fodder, 9-6 Jinn Will Kill
20:20 AntiVirus
Chaff Don't Stand a Chance
72/11
The Birds and The Bees
20:20 Westboro Baptist Church 59,20:20 Craft of The Christ, Intelligent Design
ReplyDelete20:20 Roto-Rooter, 20:20 Mountain Mover, 20:20 Fury Blessed
The Conqueror Worm Never Dies
20:20 San San,20:20 Smoke Signals,20:20 Clockwork,59 Incantations
20:20 Tribulation,20:20 Trident,20:20 Arctic Fox,20:20 Medusan Locks,20:20 Lump of Coal in The Sock, 20:20 Peacock
20:20 Porcupine,Dragon in The Eyes,Spirit of The Hyena,Eagle in The Sky
20:20 Kuiper Ice,Atlas Arms&Thighs,20:20 Tribulation
The Conqueror Worm Never Dies
99 Vicious Curses, Snipers Unseen, 40 40 Jinn Call, Ezekiel 21:16
22 Walking Scalpels,Cut ya Down to swine,20:20 Tribulation
The Conqueror Worm Never Dies
20:20 See The Stone Come Tumblin' Down The Hill,
Call it a Loaf of Hisi-Bread, It's Gonna Knock Down your Ville
20:20 Isaiah 66:24, 20:20 AntiVirus, Cold, Hard Wheels, 9-6 Jinn Will Kill
20:20 Tribulation, 11 and 19, Horns and Hell
The Conqueror Worm Never Dies
20:20 59 Signs, Dragon in The Eyes
72/11
Sing The Song and Open The File, 99 Vicious Curses, Vultures Circlin' in The Sky
The Venusian 6
ReplyDeleteJoan of Arc Card
Piranhas & Porcupines=Westboro Baptist Church
The Background of the Card is Obsidian Black
Across The Center of The Card, See 'WESTBORO BAPTIST 59' in Silver Letters
Above The 'WESTBORO BAPTIST 59' Sign, See 4 Porcupines
Below The 'WESTBORO BAPTIST 59' Sign, See 7 Piranhas Facing Toward the Left Side of The Card
To The Right of The 'WESTBORO BAPTIST 59', See a Blood-Red Unicorn
At the Top-Center of the Card it says 'Ichneumonidae' in Orange Letters, See a Silver Ichneumon Wasp to The Left of the Letters
See a Glowing Pearl on The Upper Left Hand Corner of The Card
At Bottom Center it says
'96 Shut Down Squad 69'
See the Fortune Teller take a Deep Breath, Pull the Top Card from the Deck and Lay it on the Table
ReplyDeleteThe Card says
'The Nomad Crier'
on the bottom of the Card.
See an Image of The Nomad Crier on the Card Skipping Gaily Through the Countryside in a Red and Black Military Style Uniform
See his Tall, Black Furry Hat
See The Nomad Crier followed by packs of Jinn Waving Palm Leaves
See The Symbols
15 Blessed
on the Left-Margin of the Card
See the Shadow of a Large Flying Archosaur in the Left-Hand Corner of the Card
See the Sun in the Right-Hand Corner
See A Flaming Sword Hovering Above The Nomad Crier as he Skips