See The ATM Machine Spit Out a Tarot Card Instead of Cash
The Background is Black, The Margin is Silver
At The Center of The Card, See a Silver Sphere with a Blood-Red 'XXX' on it, See a Black Eye of Horus Under the 'XXX'
See an image of Salma Hayek, See her Naked except for Yellow High Heel Shoes and Long Yellow Gloves, she's Leaning Over the Right Side of the Sphere. Her Breasts are Pressed Against the Side of the Sphere, she is posed suggestively, slightly Bent over. Her Elbows Rest on Top of the Sphere, she Holds Up a Platinum Sex Demon Head with an Image of Sasha Grey who is Similarly Posed on the Left Side of the Sphere, Sasha Grey Wears Blue High Heel Shoes and Long Blue Gloves. Both Women Look Toward the Viewer with Smiles on their Faces.
See a Glowing Image of The Guennol Lioness Hovering Above The Sex Demon Head, See a Silver '96' to The Left of The Guennol Lioness and a Gold '69' to the Right of The Guennol Lioness
Above The Center Scene, See a Front-View of a White Rhinoceros with a Gold '14' on its Horn. See a White Wraith Maiden Seated on the Rhino, The White Wraith Maiden Has a Bow Drawn with Arrow Pointed at The Viewer. The White Wraith Maiden Wears a White Robe, She has a Black '22' on Her Forehead, Above The Scene it says, '20:20 Hall Pass' in Platinum. Below The Scene it says 'Cross-Dimensional Messenger' in Platinum.
To The Right of The Center Scene, See a Red Square. At The Center of The Square See a Naked Woman with Long Brown Hair Standing on a White Stone. The White Stone says 'CERTAINTY' on it in Black Letters. The Naked Woman Stands Erect with Feet and Legs Together. See a Blood-Red Unicorn Horn Attached to the Top of The Woman's Forehead. See a Blood-Red '59' Painted Over The Woman's Heart. With Her Right Hand, The Woman Holds a Flaming Sword Raised Over Her Head. In Her Left Hand, She Holds Up a Blue Picket Sign with a Black and Yellow Smiling Cartoon Queen Bee on it, The Queen Bee Wears a Gold Crown. To the Right of The Woman, See an Arctic Fox. To The Left of The Woman, See an Image of Leatherface from The Movie 'Texas Chainsaw Massacre'. Leatherface Stands Holding a Black Chainsaw with a Silver '91' on it. In The Upper Right Hand Portion of The Square, See an Upside-Down Black Cat Sitting on the Ceiling of The Square. The Cat has a Silver '89' on its Body. In The Upper Left Hand Portion of The Square, See 2 Cartoon-Style Black Bombs. The Bomb on the Right says '43' in Gold, The Bomb on the Left says '43' in Silver. At The Bottom of The Scene it says 'Westboro Baptist Church' in Brown.
Below The Center Scene, See a Smiling Alfred E. Newman Head. It says 'Isaiah 6:9' Across Alfred E.'s Forehead in Blue. Under the Alfred E. Head, it says 'What, Me Worry?' in Yellow Letters
To The Left of The Center Scene, See a Blue Upside-Down Triangle. At The Center of The Triangle, See a Naked Silver Woman, She Stands Holding a Gold Trident in Her Left Hand. She Holds a Silver Net in Her Right Hand. See 2 Gray Hyenas to the Left of The Woman, See 2 Gray Hyenas to the Right of The Woman. Above The Silver Woman it says '9' in Yellow. Below The Silver Woman, it says 'Neptune' in Pearl White. See a Gold '6' on Each of The Upper Two Angles of The Upside-Down Triangle, See a Silver '9' on the Bottom Angle.
On The Top Right Hand Corner of The Card, See a Blood-Red Swan
On The Top Left Hand Corner, See Bruce Lee, Shirtless with Blood-Red Pants, in a Furious Pose with Nunchaku Cocked under His Right Arm, His Left Arm is Outstretched Toward the Viewer, Displaying an Open 5-Fingered Hand
On The Lower Left Hand Corner, See a Gold Hammer and Tent-Peg Crossed
On The Lower Right Hand Corner, See a Silver Ostrich
On The Top of The Card, Below The Margin, it says '43 Margie Phelps WBC 43' in Pearl White
On The Bottom of The Card, Above The Margin, it says, '20:20 Anti-Virus' in Pearl White
On The Top Margin of The Card it says 'Neptune 9' in Green
On The Bottom Margin of The Card it says 'Darlene Elizabeth Ferrin 22' in Green
On The Right Margin of The Card it says 'Sasha Grey 22' in Blue
On The Left Margin of The Card it says '808 Salma Hayek 808' in Yellow
See a Green Triangle in Each of The Four Corners of The Card's Margin, (Drawer Points the Triangles)
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At the Center of the Card, See a Raised Circle of Bricks Surrounding a Lamp, the Lamp is a Simple Black Pole with a Glowing White Orb at the Top. See Four Silver and White Female Wraiths, with Long Silver Hair and Flowing White Robes, Sitting on the Edge of the Circle of Bricks. The Wraiths Sit Close together, with the one at Center Left Laughing as She types on a Mobile Phone, The Wraith to Her Left Looks at the Device with a Fearful look on Her Face, The Wraith immediately to the Right of The Wraith with the Device Looks at the Device with an Angry expression on Her Face, the Wraith to the Far Right Looks to the Sky Weeping
See a Two-Headed Four Armed Gold Jinn in a Purple and Yellow Sparkling Gown Hovering Over the Lamp, Each Head Smiles as they Each hold a Cell phone to their Ears with the Upper Arms on Each Side, The Lower Arm on the Left Side of the Jinn's Body Holds a NBC Peacock, The Lower Arm on the Right Side of the Jinn's Body Holds a Black Playing Card with Route 66 on it in a Bronze Outline.
The Jinn Head on the Right Wears a Silver Tiara thats says '99' at the Center, The Jinn Head on the Left Wears a Pink Ball Cap that says '96' on it in White
In the Upper Left Hand Portion of the Card, See a Close Image of Saturn, Saturn has a '33' Stamped on it in Gold
In the Upper Right Hand Portion of the Card, See a Red Flaming Sword with Arms, Legs and a Scowling Face, The Flaming Sword Holds a Wooden Sign that has 'Garden of Eden' Painted on it in Black Letters.
In the Top Right-Hand Corner of the Card, See a Glowing Gold Raven
In the Top Left Hand Corner of the Card, See a Intihuatana Stone with a Sun Above it and a Chessboard on the Stone
In the Bottom Left Hand Corner of the Card, See a Metallic Genie Style Oil-Lamp with a Smoking Spout
In the Bottom Right Hand Corner of the Card, See a Red 'Hollywood' Sign with a White '86' Spray-Painted on the 'H' in Hollywood
On the Top of the Card it says
'The Network'
At the Bottom of the Card it says
'Operator 99, Operator 96
Tlaloc's Chessboard, Route 66'