See The ATM Machine Spit Out a Tarot Card Instead of Cash
The Background is Black, The Margin is Silver
At The Center of The Card, See a Silver Sphere with a Blood-Red 'XXX' on it, See a Black Eye of Horus Under the 'XXX'
See an image of Salma Hayek, See her Naked except for Yellow High Heel Shoes and Long Yellow Gloves, she's Leaning Over the Right Side of the Sphere. Her Breasts are Pressed Against the Side of the Sphere, she is posed suggestively, slightly Bent over. Her Elbows Rest on Top of the Sphere, she Holds Up a Platinum Sex Demon Head with an Image of Sasha Grey who is Similarly Posed on the Left Side of the Sphere, Sasha Grey Wears Blue High Heel Shoes and Long Blue Gloves. Both Women Look Toward the Viewer with Smiles on their Faces.
See a Glowing Image of The Guennol Lioness Hovering Above The Sex Demon Head, See a Silver '96' to The Left of The Guennol Lioness and a Gold '69' to the Right of The Guennol Lioness
Above The Center Scene, See a Front-View of a White Rhinoceros with a Gold '14' on its Horn. See a White Wraith Maiden Seated on the Rhino, The White Wraith Maiden Has a Bow Drawn with Arrow Pointed at The Viewer. The White Wraith Maiden Wears a White Robe, She has a Black '22' on Her Forehead, Above The Scene it says, '20:20 Hall Pass' in Platinum. Below The Scene it says 'Cross-Dimensional Messenger' in Platinum.
To The Right of The Center Scene, See a Red Square. At The Center of The Square See a Naked Woman with Long Brown Hair Standing on a White Stone. The White Stone says 'CERTAINTY' on it in Black Letters. The Naked Woman Stands Erect with Feet and Legs Together. See a Blood-Red Unicorn Horn Attached to the Top of The Woman's Forehead. See a Blood-Red '59' Painted Over The Woman's Heart. With Her Right Hand, The Woman Holds a Flaming Sword Raised Over Her Head. In Her Left Hand, She Holds Up a Blue Picket Sign with a Black and Yellow Smiling Cartoon Queen Bee on it, The Queen Bee Wears a Gold Crown. To the Right of The Woman, See an Arctic Fox. To The Left of The Woman, See an Image of Leatherface from The Movie 'Texas Chainsaw Massacre'. Leatherface Stands Holding a Black Chainsaw with a Silver '91' on it. In The Upper Right Hand Portion of The Square, See an Upside-Down Black Cat Sitting on the Ceiling of The Square. The Cat has a Silver '89' on its Body. In The Upper Left Hand Portion of The Square, See 2 Cartoon-Style Black Bombs. The Bomb on the Right says '43' in Gold, The Bomb on the Left says '43' in Silver. At The Bottom of The Scene it says 'Westboro Baptist Church' in Brown.
Below The Center Scene, See a Smiling Alfred E. Newman Head. It says 'Isaiah 6:9' Across Alfred E.'s Forehead in Blue. Under the Alfred E. Head, it says 'What, Me Worry?' in Yellow Letters
To The Left of The Center Scene, See a Blue Upside-Down Triangle. At The Center of The Triangle, See a Naked Silver Woman, She Stands Holding a Gold Trident in Her Left Hand. She Holds a Silver Net in Her Right Hand. See 2 Gray Hyenas to the Left of The Woman, See 2 Gray Hyenas to the Right of The Woman. Above The Silver Woman it says '9' in Yellow. Below The Silver Woman, it says 'Neptune' in Pearl White. See a Gold '6' on Each of The Upper Two Angles of The Upside-Down Triangle, See a Silver '9' on the Bottom Angle.
On The Top Right Hand Corner of The Card, See a Blood-Red Swan
On The Top Left Hand Corner, See Bruce Lee, Shirtless with Blood-Red Pants, in a Furious Pose with Nunchaku Cocked under His Right Arm, His Left Arm is Outstretched Toward the Viewer, Displaying an Open 5-Fingered Hand
On The Lower Left Hand Corner, See a Gold Hammer and Tent-Peg Crossed
On The Lower Right Hand Corner, See a Silver Ostrich
On The Top of The Card, Below The Margin, it says '43 Margie Phelps WBC 43' in Pearl White
On The Bottom of The Card, Above The Margin, it says, '20:20 Anti-Virus' in Pearl White
On The Top Margin of The Card it says 'Neptune 9' in Green
On The Bottom Margin of The Card it says 'Darlene Elizabeth Ferrin 22' in Green
On The Right Margin of The Card it says 'Sasha Grey 22' in Blue
On The Left Margin of The Card it says '808 Salma Hayek 808' in Yellow
See a Green Triangle in Each of The Four Corners of The Card's Margin, (Drawer Points the Triangles)
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See The ATM Machine Spit Out a Tarot Card Instead of Cash
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At The Center of The Card, See a Gold Medusa's Head with '2070' Painted on Her Forehead in White. See an Image of Diane Neal Standing on Top of The Medusa's Head. Diane Neal wears a Black Business Suit with Silver Pin-Stripes and a Long Black Skirt. See a Silver Collar Around Diane Neal's Neck. See a Gold '38' on Diane Neal's Left Lapel. Diane Neal Smirks. In her Left Hand, she holds up a Gold Birdcage with a Barbie Doll inside. In her Right Hand, she holds a Punishment Cane. Above Diane Neal's Head, see a Blood-Red Ram's Head with Razor-Wire Wrapped Around the Horns. The Ram has a Glowing Blue Cube in his open mouth that says '41' on it in Gold.
Above The Center Scene, See The Cover of 'The Diary of a Young Girl' by Anne Frank. See a Bronze Tomahawk to the Right of The Book-Cover (Head Toward Top of Card), See a Bronze Tomahawk to the Left of The Book-Cover (Head Toward Bottom of Card). See a Silver Swan with Outstretched Wings Above the Book Cover.
To The Right of The Center Scene, See an Image of Sarah Silverman Sitting in a Brown Wicker Basket. Sarah Silverman's Bare-Chested Upper Body is visible, her Lower Body is concealed by the Basket. Sarah Silverman Smiles. She Holds a Silver Sign Up Over her Head with Both Hands. The Sign says 'Wickedness' on it in Gold. See a Platinum Joker's Head on the Basket. To the Left of Sarah Silverman, See a Red '11', To the Right of Sarah Silverman, See a White '55'. Below the Basket, See a Blood-Red Banner that says 'Zechariah 5:8' on it in Gold.
Below The Center Scene, See a Silver Wraith Maiden in a White Robe, The Wraith Maiden Sits on a Hippopotamus. The Wraith Maiden Holds a Black Sign Up over Her Head with Both Hands. The Sign says 'Job 40:24' on it in White Letters. See a Red '22' on The Wraith Maiden's Robe, over Her Left Breast. Below The Hippo, See an Orange Banner that says 'Cecelia Ann Shepard' on it in Black.
To The Left of The Center Scene, See a Platinum Winged Female Angel Playing a Gold Harp. See a White Rabbit by The Angel's Foot. See a Neon Red 'XLIX' Above The Scene. Below The Scene, See a Blue Banner that says '20:20 Gnosis Line' on it in Gold.
On The Top Right Hand Corner of The Card, See a Satellite Dish
On The Top Left Hand Corner, See an Ewok
On The Lower Left Hand Corner, See a Flint Knife
On The Lower Right Hand Corner, See a Hollywood Sign
On The Top of The Card, Below The Margin, it says '20:20 Fourier Transform' in Red
On The Bottom of The Card, Above The Margin, it says, '38 Diane Neal/Casey Novak 38' in Red
On The Top Margin of The Card it says 'Xochiquetzal 49' in Orange
On The Bottom Margin of The Card it says '11 Sarah Silverman 55' in Blue
On The Right Margin of The Card it says 'Anne Frank 55' in Black
On The Left Margin of The Card it says 'Cecelia Ann Shepard 22' in Black
See a Bronze Tomahawk on Each of The Four Corners of The Card's Margin
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At The Center of The Card See a Bronze Medusa's Head Wearing Black Sunglasses, with a Glowing Red Matrix Cube in Her Open Mouth, See 4 Bronze Symbols Around Medusa's Head, a '9' Above Her Head, a 'M' to the Right, a '6' Below Her Head and a 'W' to the Left
Above the '9', See a Naked Woman with a Yellow and Black Death Mask Painted Over Her Face, The Woman Wears a Bronze Helmet with 4 Long Horns and a Cobra for a Forelock, The Woman Holds a Glowing Crystal Skull in Her Hands at Breast Level, 15 Black and Yellow Bees Buzz Around Her
To the Right of The 'M', See an Image of Saturn, See a Black '18' on Saturn's Face, See a Red '20' Above Saturn, See a Yellow '2' to the Right of Saturn, See a Green '4' Below Saturn, See a White '2' to Saturn's Left
Below The '6', See a Blue and Gray Vortex, See a Disembodied Bronze Hand Holding the Tip of a Bronze Pen to the Top of the Vortex, See 2 Little Blue Men Standing to the Left of The Vortex Holding Scrolls, See 2 Little Red Men Standing to the Right of the Vortex looking at it with Binoculars, See One Little White Man Standing Just to the Left of The Vortex's Fingertip Playing a Drum
To the Left of The 'W', See a Bronze Caricature of the Iconic Image of Marilyn Monroe Standing Over a Subway Grate with Dress Blowing up, See 4 Gray Faceless Wraiths Standing Behind Marilyn Monroe, See a Black Crocodile Behind Marilyn Monroe's Feet
In the Upper Right Hand Corner of The Card, See a Platinum Female Archer
In the Lower Right Hand Corner of the Card, See a Yellow '27'
In the Lower Left Hand Corner of the Card, See a Shaved Monkey Running on a Rat-Wheel
In the Upper Left Hand Corner of the Card, See a Statue of Liberty Icon
At Top Center of The Card, See an Electrified Metallic Four-Headed Hydra
At The Bottom of The Card it says '96 Hocus Pocus 69' in Bronze Letters