See The ATM Machine Spit Out a Tarot Card Instead of Cash
The Background is Black, The Margin is Silver
At The Center of The Card, See a Silver Sphere with a Blood-Red 'XXX' on it, See a Black Eye of Horus Under the 'XXX'
See an image of Salma Hayek, See her Naked except for Yellow High Heel Shoes and Long Yellow Gloves, she's Leaning Over the Right Side of the Sphere. Her Breasts are Pressed Against the Side of the Sphere, she is posed suggestively, slightly Bent over. Her Elbows Rest on Top of the Sphere, she Holds Up a Platinum Sex Demon Head with an Image of Sasha Grey who is Similarly Posed on the Left Side of the Sphere, Sasha Grey Wears Blue High Heel Shoes and Long Blue Gloves. Both Women Look Toward the Viewer with Smiles on their Faces.
See a Glowing Image of The Guennol Lioness Hovering Above The Sex Demon Head, See a Silver '96' to The Left of The Guennol Lioness and a Gold '69' to the Right of The Guennol Lioness
Above The Center Scene, See a Front-View of a White Rhinoceros with a Gold '14' on its Horn. See a White Wraith Maiden Seated on the Rhino, The White Wraith Maiden Has a Bow Drawn with Arrow Pointed at The Viewer. The White Wraith Maiden Wears a White Robe, She has a Black '22' on Her Forehead, Above The Scene it says, '20:20 Hall Pass' in Platinum. Below The Scene it says 'Cross-Dimensional Messenger' in Platinum.
To The Right of The Center Scene, See a Red Square. At The Center of The Square See a Naked Woman with Long Brown Hair Standing on a White Stone. The White Stone says 'CERTAINTY' on it in Black Letters. The Naked Woman Stands Erect with Feet and Legs Together. See a Blood-Red Unicorn Horn Attached to the Top of The Woman's Forehead. See a Blood-Red '59' Painted Over The Woman's Heart. With Her Right Hand, The Woman Holds a Flaming Sword Raised Over Her Head. In Her Left Hand, She Holds Up a Blue Picket Sign with a Black and Yellow Smiling Cartoon Queen Bee on it, The Queen Bee Wears a Gold Crown. To the Right of The Woman, See an Arctic Fox. To The Left of The Woman, See an Image of Leatherface from The Movie 'Texas Chainsaw Massacre'. Leatherface Stands Holding a Black Chainsaw with a Silver '91' on it. In The Upper Right Hand Portion of The Square, See an Upside-Down Black Cat Sitting on the Ceiling of The Square. The Cat has a Silver '89' on its Body. In The Upper Left Hand Portion of The Square, See 2 Cartoon-Style Black Bombs. The Bomb on the Right says '43' in Gold, The Bomb on the Left says '43' in Silver. At The Bottom of The Scene it says 'Westboro Baptist Church' in Brown.
Below The Center Scene, See a Smiling Alfred E. Newman Head. It says 'Isaiah 6:9' Across Alfred E.'s Forehead in Blue. Under the Alfred E. Head, it says 'What, Me Worry?' in Yellow Letters
To The Left of The Center Scene, See a Blue Upside-Down Triangle. At The Center of The Triangle, See a Naked Silver Woman, She Stands Holding a Gold Trident in Her Left Hand. She Holds a Silver Net in Her Right Hand. See 2 Gray Hyenas to the Left of The Woman, See 2 Gray Hyenas to the Right of The Woman. Above The Silver Woman it says '9' in Yellow. Below The Silver Woman, it says 'Neptune' in Pearl White. See a Gold '6' on Each of The Upper Two Angles of The Upside-Down Triangle, See a Silver '9' on the Bottom Angle.
On The Top Right Hand Corner of The Card, See a Blood-Red Swan
On The Top Left Hand Corner, See Bruce Lee, Shirtless with Blood-Red Pants, in a Furious Pose with Nunchaku Cocked under His Right Arm, His Left Arm is Outstretched Toward the Viewer, Displaying an Open 5-Fingered Hand
On The Lower Left Hand Corner, See a Gold Hammer and Tent-Peg Crossed
On The Lower Right Hand Corner, See a Silver Ostrich
On The Top of The Card, Below The Margin, it says '43 Margie Phelps WBC 43' in Pearl White
On The Bottom of The Card, Above The Margin, it says, '20:20 Anti-Virus' in Pearl White
On The Top Margin of The Card it says 'Neptune 9' in Green
On The Bottom Margin of The Card it says 'Darlene Elizabeth Ferrin 22' in Green
On The Right Margin of The Card it says 'Sasha Grey 22' in Blue
On The Left Margin of The Card it says '808 Salma Hayek 808' in Yellow
See a Green Triangle in Each of The Four Corners of The Card's Margin, (Drawer Points the Triangles)
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Merope Turns Over a Card
ReplyDeleteThe Card is Divided into Four Sections with a Platinum 18-Hour Clock Face at The Center of The Card. See a Small Blue Heart at the Center of The Clock Face.
Above The Clock Face, See an Astronaut in a Space-Suit Standing on the Hood of a Beat-Up Car in a Dark Junkyard Scene, The Astronaut Holds a Gold Sledgehammer at Waist Level with Both Hands. See a Gold '27' on The Astronaut's Helmet. See a Red Crocodile on the Hood of The Car Next to The Astronaut's Feet. See an Image of Jupiter in the Upper Right Hand Corner of The Scene, See a Green '82' on Jupiter's Face. See a Silver Recycling Sign on the Upper Left Hand Corner of the Scene.
To The Right of The Clock Face, See a Sex Demon Head with White Hair and a Silver Erect Phallus on the Forehead. The Sex Demon Head Wears Black Sunglasses and has Some Red Beard on its Right Cheek by the Vagina Mouth. The Sex Demon Head Has Two-Sharp Silver Horns. The Background of The Scene is Obsidian Black. See a Gold '15' Above The Sex Demon Head. See a Silver '808' on the Right Side of The Sex Demon Head and a Bronze '808' on the Left Side of The Sex Demon Head. Below The Sex Demon Head, See Blood Storm 66/99 in Blood-Red Letters.
Below The Clock Face, See a Figure in a Black Hooded Robe, The Figure Holds Four Scrolls Clasped Between his Hands in front of his Chest. To the Right of The Hooded Figure, See 3 Green and Yellow Tomahawks, Blades Toward the Top of The Scene. To the Left of The Hooded Figure, See 3 Red and Yellow Tomahawks, Blades Toward the Bottom of The Scene. The Background of The Scene is a Pearl White Wraith Woman's Face, The Hooded Figure Stands in front of The Wraith Woman's Mouth and Nose. The Wraith Woman's Eyes and Brow Show Fierce Anger, See a Blood-Red '66' at the Center of The Wraith Woman's Forehead.
To The Left of The Clock Face, See a Pyramid of Skulls on a Hazy Red-Orange Background, See a Yellow and Black Eye of Providence on The Pyramid of Skulls. In the Upper Left Corner of The Scene, See a Neon Green XXX Sign with a Platinum Fairy Sitting on the Middle X, The Fairy is Holding an 8-Ball, The Fairy has a Cigar in Her Mouth. In the Upper Right Hand Corner of The Scene, See a Glowing Red Octagon.
On The Upper Right Hand Corner of The Card, See a Silver Hammer and Tent-Peg Crossed
On The Upper Left Hand Corner of The Card, See a Black Witch's Hat and 4 Brooms
On The Lower Right Hand Corner of The Card, See an Image of Spock's Head
On The Lower Left Hand Corner of The Card, See a White Ram's Head with Razor-Wire Wrapped Around The Horns
At Top Center, Below the Margin, it says 'Marines' on a Black Banner in Green Letters
At Bottom Center, Above the Margin, it says '96 American Woman 69' on a Black Banner in Yellow Letters
On The Top Margin it says '27 Nicole Aunapu Mann 72' in Black Letters
On The Bottom Margin it says 'Hecatean Betty Crocker 15' in Green Letters
On The Left Hand Margin it says 'Debra Lynn Bonner 66' in Blue Letters
On The Right Hand Margin it says 'Tisiphone 8' in Silver Letters