Four 9-6 Tarot Cards for The Hour

The Martian 6

Hexagon

69 Avril D. Haines 96, Marianne Thieme 56, Katie Boer 92, Megan Stevenson 21

See a Large Two-Sided Tarot Card in the Shape of an Octagon, the Card is as Big as a Stop Sign

On One Side, See an Image of Aleister Crowley at The Center of The Card. See 4 Hexagons Surrounding The Center Image; Above, Below, Left, Right. The Background Under The Hexagons is Obsidian Black. At The Top of The Card, See a Gold Banner that says 'Family' on it in Black Letters.

The Hexagon Above The Center Image is Red, See a Black and Red Kali Yantra on The Hexagon. At The Hexagon's Top Center, See The Name 'Kali' in Black Letters. At Hexagon's Bottom Center, See The Number '11' in Black.

The Hexagon to The Right of The Center Image is Green, See an Image of Marianne Thieme as a Mermaid. She Sits on a Stone, She Holds a Conch Shell to Her Ear with Her Right Hand. She Holds a Gold Chalice with Her Left Hand. See an Onyx Stone on The Chalice. See a Turquoise Octagon Between Marianne Thieme's Breasts. See a Silver Number '56' on The Octagon. Above Marianne Thieme, See a Magic Square in Black Ink:
31,73,7,
13,37,61,
67,1,43.
See The Word 'Certainty' Written in White Letters on The Gray Stone that Marianne Thieme is Sitting On.
At Bottom Center of Hexagon, See The Name 'Marianne Thieme' in Silver Letters

The Hexagon Below The Center Image is Orange. See The Silhouette of a Volcano on The Hexagon. Above The Mouth of The Volcano, See an Erect Stone Phallus Pointing Toward The Top of The Card. To The Right of The Phallus, See a Silver Guitar. To The Left of The Phallus, See a 16-Keypad.
On The Body of The Volcano, See 10 White Dots Drawn to Form a Tetractys.
At Bottom Center of Hexagon, See The Name 'Xiuhtecuhtli' in White Letters

The Hexagon to The Left of The Center Image is Pearl White. See an Image of Katie Boer Nude, She Sits on Top of a Black Piano. Katie Boer Sits with Her Knees Bent and Legs Spread, Her Feet up on The Piano. See a Gold Sex Demon Head Between Katie Boer's Thighs. Katie Boer Grips The Penis on The Sex Demon Head with Her Right Hand. With Her Left Hand, She Holds a Hand-Mirror Raised Above Her Head. On The Face of Mirror, See The Number '41' in Blue.
See a Green Cocoon Between Katie Boer's Breasts. On The Cocoon, See The Number '92' in Gold.
At Bottom Center of Hexagon, See The Name 'Katie Boer' in Blood-Red Letters.

On The Other Side, See an Image of Sharon Tate at The Center of The Card. See 4 Hexagons Surrounding The Center Image; Above, Below, Left, Right. The Background Under The Hexagons is Pearl White. At The Bottom of The Card, See a Silver Banner that says 'Immortals' on it in White Letters.

The Hexagon Above The Center Image is Obsidian Black, On The Hexagon, See an Image of Megan Stevenson Standing in Front of a DeLorean. See a Pink License Plate on The DeLorean that says 'BLACKJACK' in Black Letters. Megan Stevenson Wears a Black Latex Bodysuit. See a Silver CBS Eye On Her Body Suit, Over Her Breasts. Megan Stevenson Holds an Open Straight-Razor in Her Right Hand, She Holds a Hand-Mirror in Her Left Hand. See an Arctic Fox on The Face of The Mirror. See a Gold Rabbit's Foot Above Megan Stevenson's Head.
At Bottom Center of Hexagon, See The Name 'Megan Stevenson' in Pink.

The Hexagon to The Right of The Center Image is Red, On The Hexagon, See a Nude Woman's Form with The Head of a Hyena. She Wears an Electrified Metal Helmet on Her Head, The Helmet has 3 Slender Metal Horns. See a Crow Above The Horn-Tips, The Crow is Facing The Viewer with Wings Outstretched. See Blue Music Notes,Snakes&Centipedes Flowing Out of The Open Hyena Mouth.
See a Flaming Number '92' Between The Figure's Breasts.
She Holds an Electrified Metal Trident in Her Left Hand. She Holds a Platinum Sex Demon Head with Her Right Hand. See a Genie Lamp Between Her Feet.
To Her Left, See a Spider Web with a Bronze CBS Eye at The Center of The Web.
To Her Right, See a Model of Washington Monument.
At Bottom Center of Hexagon, See The Name 'The Morrígan' in Silver Letters.

The Hexagon Below The Center Image is Green, On The Hexagon, See an Image of Avril D. Haines in a Red Latex Body Suit. See a Gold CBS Eye on Her Body Suit, Over Her Breasts. She Holds a White Rabbit by The Ears with Her Left Hand. See a Black Top Hat by Her Left Foot. See a Faint Gray Ace of Spades Drawn Onto Her Left Sleeve. She Holds a Conductor's Baton in Her Right Hand. See Stripe from The Movie 'Gremlins' Next to Her Right Foot. See Yellow Binary Code Flowing from Her Mouth. See a Platinum '9-6' Above Her Head. To Her Left, See a Platinum Medusa Head Wearing Sunglasses. To Her Right, See a Candy Cane-Striped Red&White Chess Queen.
At Bottom Center, See The Name 'Avril D. Haines' in Tie-Dye Letters Between a Cheech Head on The Left and a Chong Head on The Right.

The Hexagon to The Left of The Center Image is Orange. On The Hexagon, See a Muscular Nude Male Form with Erect Penis. The Figure has a TV for a Head. The TV Head has a Pair of Bull's Horns. See a Platinum CBS Eye on The Screen. The Figure Holds a Flaming Sword in His Right Hand, He Holds a Ping-Pong Paddle in His Left Hand. See a White Number '73' on The Ping-Pong Paddle. See a Vulture Perched on His Left Horn. See a Smurf Impaled on The Tip of His Right Horn. See a Pyramid of Skulls Behind Him.
At Bottom Center of Hexagon, See The Name 'Mictlantecuhtli' in Green Letters.

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The Card is Divided into 4 Sections, at The Center of The Card where The 4 Sections Meet,
See a Blender Half Full of Raspberries.

In The Upper Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Abbi Jacobson. Abbi Jacobson Wears a Red Ball Gown. Abbi Jacobson Sits on a Green Park-Bench. See a Tegu on Abbi Jacobson's Lap. Abbi Jacobson Holds a Calabash Pipe with Her Left Hand, She has a Kermit The Frog Puppet on Her Right Hand. Above Abbi Jacobson's Head, See a Question Block from The Game 'Super Mario Bros.' Seated on The Bench to Abbi Jacobson's Right, See a Cartoon Image of Shaggy from Scooby Doo. Shaggy Points at The Calabash Pipe with His Right Hand, He Holds a Stainless Steel Speculum with His Left Hand. To Abbi Jacobson's Left, See an Image of Sasha Grey. Sasha Grey Wears a Black Latex Body Suit and Pink Bunny Slippers. Sasha Grey Sits with Her Left Leg Crossed Over Her Right Leg. Sasha Grey Holds a Pickle with Her Left Hand, She Holds a Stainless Steel Wartenberg Wheel with Her Right Hand. See a Red Number '22' Between Sasha Grey's Breasts.
The Background on The Section is a Willow Tree.
At Top Center on Section, See a Red Number '81'
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Term 'Lifestylers' in Bronze Letters.

In The Upper Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Stephanie Vigil. Stephanie Vigil Stands on a Silver Number '70'. Stephanie Vigil Wears a Long Black Leather Skirt and Black Boots. See The Symbol 'Tonde' on Stephanie Vigil's Left Boot, in White Letters. Stephanie Vigil is Topless. See Two Horns on Stephanie Vigil's Head, The Horn Tips Point Toward The Top of The Card. See a Glowing Red Skull Above Stephanie Vigil's Horn Tips. Stephanie Vigil Has a Blue Oven Mitt on Her Right Hand. Stephanie Vigil Holds a Gold Microphone with Her Left Hand. To Stephanie Vigil's Right, See a Blue Sex Demon Head. To Stephanie Vigil's Left, See an Image of Mary Luck. Mary Luck Stands on a White Box, See The Word 'SOAP' on The Box in Red Letters. Mary Luck is Nude, Her Arms have Been Removed at The Shoulders. See a Black Number '77' Between Mary Luck's Breasts. See a Black Number '41' Above Mary Luck's Vagina.
The Background on The Section is Pink.
At Top Center on Section, See a Silver Ram's Head with Razor-Wire Wrapped Around The Horns.
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Name 'Mary Luck' in Gold Letters.

In The Lower Right Hand Section of The Card, See a Pale Woman. The Pale Woman is Naked Except for a Gas Mask. The Pale Woman Lays on a Red Shaggy Carpet That Fills Out The Background of The Section. The Pale Woman's Knees are Bent and Her Legs are Spread. With Her Left Hand, The Pale Woman is Holding a Pink Vibrator. The Pink Vibrator is Inserted Halfway into The Pale Woman's Vagina. With Her Right Hand, The Pale Woman Holds a 16-Keypad. See a Green Number '42' Between The Pale Woman's Breasts. To The Pale Woman's Right, See a Gold Scientology Cross. To The Pale Woman's Left, See a Silver 12-Hour Clockface (Drawer Positions Arms).
Across The Top of The Section, See The Name 'Chanin' in Green Letters
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Name 'Starbuck' in Green Letters

In The Lower Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Uncle Sam Poster. The Uncle Sam Poster Takes Up The Whole Section. The Text on The Uncle Sam Poster says
'I Want YOU
For 66/6' in Flaming Red Font.
At Top Center on Section, See a Gold '4-H'

In The Upper Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Tadpole

In The Lower Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Red Number '10'

In The Lower Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Mouse Trap; The Mouse Trap is Set. See a Triangular Piece of Cheese on The Bait Tray.

In The Upper Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Curling Iron.

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The Background is Black, The Margin is Silver

At The Center of The Card, See a Silver Sphere with a Blood-Red 'XXX' on it, See a Black Eye of Horus Under the 'XXX'

See an image of Salma Hayek, See her Naked except for Yellow High Heel Shoes and Long Yellow Gloves, she's Leaning Over the Right Side of the Sphere. Her Breasts are Pressed Against the Side of the Sphere, she is posed suggestively, slightly Bent over. Her Elbows Rest on Top of the Sphere, she Holds Up a Platinum Sex Demon Head with an Image of Sasha Grey who is Similarly Posed on the Left Side of the Sphere, Sasha Grey Wears Blue High Heel Shoes and Long Blue Gloves. Both Women Look Toward the Viewer with Smiles on their Faces.

See a Glowing Image of The Guennol Lioness Hovering Above The Sex Demon Head, See a Silver '96' to The Left of The Guennol Lioness and a Gold '69' to the Right of The Guennol Lioness

Above The Center Scene, See a Front-View of a White Rhinoceros with a Gold '14' on its Horn. See a White Wraith Maiden Seated on the Rhino, The White Wraith Maiden Has a Bow Drawn with Arrow Pointed at The Viewer. The White Wraith Maiden Wears a White Robe, She has a Black '22' on Her Forehead, Above The Scene it says, '20:20 Hall Pass' in Platinum. Below The Scene it says 'Cross-Dimensional Messenger' in Platinum.

To The Right of The Center Scene, See a Red Square. At The Center of The Square See a Naked Woman with Long Brown Hair Standing on a White Stone. The White Stone says 'CERTAINTY' on it in Black Letters. The Naked Woman Stands Erect with Feet and Legs Together. See a Blood-Red Unicorn Horn Attached to the Top of The Woman's Forehead. See a Blood-Red '59' Painted Over The Woman's Heart. With Her Right Hand, The Woman Holds a Flaming Sword Raised Over Her Head. In Her Left Hand, She Holds Up a Blue Picket Sign with a Black and Yellow Smiling Cartoon Queen Bee on it, The Queen Bee Wears a Gold Crown. To the Right of The Woman, See an Arctic Fox. To The Left of The Woman, See an Image of Leatherface from The Movie 'Texas Chainsaw Massacre'. Leatherface Stands Holding a Black Chainsaw with a Silver '91' on it. In The Upper Right Hand Portion of The Square, See an Upside-Down Black Cat Sitting on the Ceiling of The Square. The Cat has a Silver '89' on its Body. In The Upper Left Hand Portion of The Square, See 2 Cartoon-Style Black Bombs. The Bomb on the Right says '43' in Gold, The Bomb on the Left says '43' in Silver. At The Bottom of The Scene it says 'Westboro Baptist Church' in Brown.

Below The Center Scene, See a Smiling Alfred E. Newman Head. It says 'Isaiah 6:9' Across Alfred E.'s Forehead in Blue. Under the Alfred E. Head, it says 'What, Me Worry?' in Yellow Letters

To The Left of The Center Scene, See a Blue Upside-Down Triangle. At The Center of The Triangle, See a Naked Silver Woman, She Stands Holding a Gold Trident in Her Left Hand. She Holds a Silver Net in Her Right Hand. See 2 Gray Hyenas to the Left of The Woman, See 2 Gray Hyenas to the Right of The Woman. Above The Silver Woman it says '9' in Yellow. Below The Silver Woman, it says 'Neptune' in Pearl White. See a Gold '6' on Each of The Upper Two Angles of The Upside-Down Triangle, See a Silver '9' on the Bottom Angle.

On The Top Right Hand Corner of The Card, See a Blood-Red Swan

On The Top Left Hand Corner, See Bruce Lee, Shirtless with Blood-Red Pants, in a Furious Pose with Nunchaku Cocked under His Right Arm, His Left Arm is Outstretched Toward the Viewer, Displaying an Open 5-Fingered Hand

On The Lower Left Hand Corner, See a Gold Hammer and Tent-Peg Crossed

On The Lower Right Hand Corner, See a Silver Ostrich

On The Top of The Card, Below The Margin, it says '43 Margie Phelps WBC 43' in Pearl White

On The Bottom of The Card, Above The Margin, it says, '20:20 Anti-Virus' in Pearl White

On The Top Margin of The Card it says 'Neptune 9' in Green

On The Bottom Margin of The Card it says 'Darlene Elizabeth Ferrin 22' in Green

On The Right Margin of The Card it says 'Sasha Grey 22' in Blue

On The Left Margin of The Card it says '808 Salma Hayek 808' in Yellow

See a Green Triangle in Each of The Four Corners of The Card's Margin, (Drawer Points the Triangles)

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The Card is Divided into 4 Sections, at The Center of The Card where The 4 Sections Meet,
See The Word 'Who' in Yellow Letters

In The Upper Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of a Stegosaurus Standing in a Parking Lot. The Stegosaurus Stands Between Two Cars. The Car to The Right of The Stegosaurus is a Black SUV; The License Plate says 'Tonan' in Blue Letters on a White Plate. The Car to The Left of The Stegosaurus is a Red Sports Car. The License Plate says '1999' in White on a Green Plate. The Background on The Section is Blue.

In The Upper Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Hillary Clinton. Hillary Clinton is Standing, She Wears a Long White Gown. In Hillary Clinton's Right Hand, She Holds a White Placard That says 'Truth' in Silver Letters. In Her Left Hand, She Holds White Placard That says 'Dare' in Red Letters. See a Black Slave Collar on Hillary Clinton's Neck. To Hillary Clinton's Right, See an Image of Sandy Rios Sitting on a Toilet. Sandy Rios Wears a Black Jacket, Blue Blouse and Black Slacks Pushed Down Around Her Ankles. Sandy Rios Holds a Red Apple in Her Right Hand, She Holds a TV Guide in Her Left Hand. To Hillary Clinton's Left, See an Image of The Statue of Liberty. The Background on The Section is Pink.
On Top Center on Section, See a Gold Number '2224'

In The Lower Right Hand Section of The Card, See a Willow Tree. In Front of The Willow Tree, See a Naked Woman with The Head of an Eagle and Two Silver Outstretched Wings on Her Back. The Woman has a Blue Number '96' Between Her Breasts. The Woman Holds a 16-Keypad in Her Right Hand. She Holds a Glowing Gold Key in Her Left Hand. Above The Woman's Eagle-Head, See an Image of The Guennol Lioness. The Background on The Section is Gold.
On Bottom Center on Section, See a Black Number '1396'.

In The Lower Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Miley Cyrus. Miley Cyrus is Nude, her Arms and Legs Have Been Cut Off Above The Elbows and Knees. Miley Cyrus is Laying Face-Up On a 70's Style Linoleum Floor (Drawer Designs Linoleum). To The Left of Miley Cyrus' Head, See her Tongue. To The Right of Miley Cyrus' Head, See a Roll of Toilet Paper. See a Monarch Butterfly on Miley Cyrus' Vagina.
At Top Center on Section, See a Webcam.
At Bottom Center on Section, See an Alfred E. Newman Head.

In The Upper Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See The Number '4' in Black

In The Lower Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Bronze Egg

In The Lower Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Panda Bear

In The Upper Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See The Head of a Dark-Skinned Man Wearing Black Sunglasses and a Blue Bandana Over Nose and Mouth. (Drawer Designs Hair)

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