Four 9-6 Tarot Cards for The Hour

See The ATM Machine Spit Out a Tarot Card Instead of Cash

The Background is Black, The Margin is Silver

At The Center of The Card, See a Silver Sphere with a Blood-Red 'XXX' on it, See a Black Eye of Horus Under the 'XXX'

See an image of Salma Hayek, See her Naked except for Yellow High Heel Shoes and Long Yellow Gloves, she's Leaning Over the Right Side of the Sphere. Her Breasts are Pressed Against the Side of the Sphere, she is posed suggestively, slightly Bent over. Her Elbows Rest on Top of the Sphere, she Holds Up a Platinum Sex Demon Head with an Image of Sasha Grey who is Similarly Posed on the Left Side of the Sphere, Sasha Grey Wears Blue High Heel Shoes and Long Blue Gloves. Both Women Look Toward the Viewer with Smiles on their Faces.

See a Glowing Image of The Guennol Lioness Hovering Above The Sex Demon Head, See a Silver '96' to The Left of The Guennol Lioness and a Gold '69' to the Right of The Guennol Lioness

Above The Center Scene, See a Front-View of a White Rhinoceros with a Gold '14' on its Horn. See a White Wraith Maiden Seated on the Rhino, The White Wraith Maiden Has a Bow Drawn with Arrow Pointed at The Viewer. The White Wraith Maiden Wears a White Robe, She has a Black '22' on Her Forehead, Above The Scene it says, '20:20 Hall Pass' in Platinum. Below The Scene it says 'Cross-Dimensional Messenger' in Platinum.

To The Right of The Center Scene, See a Red Square. At The Center of The Square See a Naked Woman with Long Brown Hair Standing on a White Stone. The White Stone says 'CERTAINTY' on it in Black Letters. The Naked Woman Stands Erect with Feet and Legs Together. See a Blood-Red Unicorn Horn Attached to the Top of The Woman's Forehead. See a Blood-Red '59' Painted Over The Woman's Heart. With Her Right Hand, The Woman Holds a Flaming Sword Raised Over Her Head. In Her Left Hand, She Holds Up a Blue Picket Sign with a Black and Yellow Smiling Cartoon Queen Bee on it, The Queen Bee Wears a Gold Crown. To the Right of The Woman, See an Arctic Fox. To The Left of The Woman, See an Image of Leatherface from The Movie 'Texas Chainsaw Massacre'. Leatherface Stands Holding a Black Chainsaw with a Silver '91' on it. In The Upper Right Hand Portion of The Square, See an Upside-Down Black Cat Sitting on the Ceiling of The Square. The Cat has a Silver '89' on its Body. In The Upper Left Hand Portion of The Square, See 2 Cartoon-Style Black Bombs. The Bomb on the Right says '43' in Gold, The Bomb on the Left says '43' in Silver. At The Bottom of The Scene it says 'Westboro Baptist Church' in Brown.

Below The Center Scene, See a Smiling Alfred E. Newman Head. It says 'Isaiah 6:9' Across Alfred E.'s Forehead in Blue. Under the Alfred E. Head, it says 'What, Me Worry?' in Yellow Letters

To The Left of The Center Scene, See a Blue Upside-Down Triangle. At The Center of The Triangle, See a Naked Silver Woman, She Stands Holding a Gold Trident in Her Left Hand. She Holds a Silver Net in Her Right Hand. See 2 Gray Hyenas to the Left of The Woman, See 2 Gray Hyenas to the Right of The Woman. Above The Silver Woman it says '9' in Yellow. Below The Silver Woman, it says 'Neptune' in Pearl White. See a Gold '6' on Each of The Upper Two Angles of The Upside-Down Triangle, See a Silver '9' on the Bottom Angle.

On The Top Right Hand Corner of The Card, See a Blood-Red Swan

On The Top Left Hand Corner, See Bruce Lee, Shirtless with Blood-Red Pants, in a Furious Pose with Nunchaku Cocked under His Right Arm, His Left Arm is Outstretched Toward the Viewer, Displaying an Open 5-Fingered Hand

On The Lower Left Hand Corner, See a Gold Hammer and Tent-Peg Crossed

On The Lower Right Hand Corner, See a Silver Ostrich

On The Top of The Card, Below The Margin, it says '43 Margie Phelps WBC 43' in Pearl White

On The Bottom of The Card, Above The Margin, it says, '20:20 Anti-Virus' in Pearl White

On The Top Margin of The Card it says 'Neptune 9' in Green

On The Bottom Margin of The Card it says 'Darlene Elizabeth Ferrin 22' in Green

On The Right Margin of The Card it says 'Sasha Grey 22' in Blue

On The Left Margin of The Card it says '808 Salma Hayek 808' in Yellow

See a Green Triangle in Each of The Four Corners of The Card's Margin, (Drawer Points the Triangles)

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20:20 Abigail Folger 99 Turns Over a Card

The Card is Divided into 4 Sections, at The Center of The Card where The 4 Sections Meet,
See a Hummingbird

In The Upper Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Meghan Trainor. Meghan Trainor Stands on a Gold '55'. Meghan Trainor Wears a Yellow Raincoat and Yellow Galoshes, Her Legs are Bare. See a Kingsnake on Top of Meghan Trainor's Head. Meghan Trainor Holds a Scythe with Her Right Hand, She Holds a Glowing Gold Egg with Her Left Hand. Above The Kingsnake on Meghan Trainor's Head, See a White Banner; See The Name 'Meghan' on The Banner in Pink Letters. To Meghan Trainor's Left, See a Rottweiler. See a Gold CBS Eye Above The Rottweiler. To Meghan Trainor's Right, See an Image of Frankenstein. Frankenstein Wears a Black Jacket, Black Shirt, Brown Pants and Black Boots. Frankenstein Holds a Four-Pronged Pitchfork with His Left Hand, He Holds a Smoking Glass Bong with His Right Hand.
The Background on The Section is Blue.
Across The Top of The Section, See The Name 'Trainor' in White Letters
At Bottom Center on Section, See a Green Number '69'.

In The Upper Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Mary Luck. Mary Luck Stands on a Silver '77'. Mary Luck is Nude Except for a Pair of Black High-Heeled Shoes on Her Feet and a Red and Yellow Pointy Party Hat on Her Head. See a Weasel on Mary Luck's Left Shoulder. See an Ace of Hearts Above Mary Luck's Party Hat. Mary Luck Holds a Pine Cone with Her Right Hand, She Holds a Crucifix with Her Left Hand. To Mary Luck's Right, See a Nun in a Red Habit. The Red Nun Stands on a Silver Ram's Head with Razor-Wire Wrapped Around The Horns. The Red Nun Holds a Punishment Cane with Her Left Hand, She Holds a Tuning Fork with Her Right Hand. To Mary Luck's Left, See an Image of Kayla Tausche. Kayla Tausche Stands on a Silver Volleyball, See a Black '64' on The Volleyball. Kayla Tausche is Nude with 30 Tarantulas on Her Body That are Visible to The Viewer. Kayla Tausche Holds a Piece of Cherry Pie with Her Left Hand, She Holds a Glowing Gold Key with Her Right Hand.
The Background on The Section is Milky White.
Across The Top of The Section, See The Name 'Mary' in Silver Letters
At Bottom Center on Section, See a Lego Castle.

In The Lower Right Hand Section of The Card, See a Woman in a Black Veil, Black Leather Jacket, Black Dress, Black Top Hat and Blood-Red Boots. The Woman Stands on a Platinum '71'. See a Green Mr. Yuck Face on The Woman's Top Hat. The Woman Holds a Kitchen Timer with Her Right Hand, She Holds a Butcher Knife with Her Left Hand. Above The Woman's Top Hat, See a Platinum '4H'. To The Woman's Right, See a Mountain Lion. Above The Mountain Lion, See a Black Banner. See The Name 'Kitty' in White Letters on The Banner. To The Woman's Left, See a Slot Machine. See a Red '777' on The Slot Machine's Display. See The Name 'Anthrax' in Neon Green Letters Under The Display Window.
The Background on The Section is Yellow.
Across The Top of Section, See The Name 'Winnie' in Black Letters
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Name 'Verloc' in Black Letters.

In The Lower Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Nina Garcia. Nina Garcia Stands on a Yellow Neon Sign that says 'FOX'. Nina Garcia is Nude Except for a Pair of White Moon Boots on Her Feet, a White Beret on Her Head and a Bronze Bracelet on Her Right Wrist. See a Glowing White '41' Between Nina Garcia's Breasts. Nina Garcia Holds a Bronze Candlestick with Her Left Hand, See a Lit White Candle in The Candlestick. With Her Right Hand, Nina Garcia Holds a Pair of Blue Clackers on a White String. Above Nina Garcia's Head, See a Blue Neon Sign that says 'Arctic'. To Nina Garcia's Right, See a Komodo Dragon. Above The Komodo Dragon, See a Bronze '35'. To Nina Garcia's Left, See an Image of Allisyn Varalla. Allisyn Varalla is Standing, She Wears a Red Leather Skirt Suit and Red Shoes. Allisyn Varalla Holds a Pool Cue with Her Left Hand, She Holds a White Spray-Bottle with Her Right Hand.
The Background on The Section is Black.
At Top Center on Section, See a Yellow Number '66'
At Bottom Center on Section, See a Red Number '6'

In The Upper Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See The Number '46' in Green

In The Lower Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Glowing Yellow Light Bulb

In The Lower Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Red Speed-Bag

In The Upper Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Gold Film Reel

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Merope Turns Over a Card

The Background on The Card is Milky White

Centered on The Card, See an Image of Megan Stevenson. Megan Stevenson is Nude, She Stands On a Yellow Neon Sign that says '777'. Megan Stevenson Holds a Gold Four-Pronged Trident in Her Left Hand. She Holds a White Placard in Her Right hand, The Placard says 'ACCESS' on it in Gold Letters. Above Megan Stevenson's Head, See The Term 'JACKPOT' in Gold Letters. See a Rainbow on Top of The Term 'JACKPOT'. One End of The Bow is On The 'J', The Other End of The Bow is On The 'T'. To The Right of Megan Stevenson, See a Red Comedy Mask. To The Left of Megan Stevenson, See a Blue Tragedy Mask. See an Image of Lamassu On The Right Side of The '777' Sign, See another Image of Lamassu On The Left Side of The '777' Sign. In The Upper Right Portion of The Card, See a Gold Woman. The Gold Woman is Naked Except for a Masquerade Mask. The Gold Woman Plays a Clarinet. In The Upper Left Portion of The Card, See a Naked Black Beast-Man with 2 Horns on His Head. The Beast-Man Plays a Flute. The Beast Man has an Erection.

On The Top Right Hand Corner of The Card, See a Cherry

On The Top Left Hand Corner of The Card, See a Red-and-White U-Magnet, The Prongs on The 'U' are Pointed Toward The Bottom of The Card.

On The Lower Left Hand Corner of The Card, See a Red Monopoly Game Hotel

On The Lower Right Hand Corner of The Card, See a Silver Bullet

At Top Center, Below the Margin, it says 'Megan Stevenson 21' on a Red Banner in Silver Lettering

At Bottom Center, Above the Margin, it says 'Lady Luck' on a Blue Banner in Gold Letters

On The Top Margin it says 'Casino' in Blue Letters

On The Bottom Margin it says 'Hall of Satans' in Red Letters

On The Left Hand Margin it says 'Satan 41' in Green Lettering

On The Right Hand Margin it says 'Reeri Kavisia 31*' in Black Lettering

Scientology Card

18 of Hearts

At The Center of The Card, See a Gray Face with Small Nose and No Eyes. She Wears a Black Electrified Helmet, She Wears a Glowing Red Octagon Dangling from the Left Side of Her Helmet and a Glowing Green Square Dangling from the Right Side of Her Helmet. See a Silver '18' in Her Open Mouth. See a Gold '20' Above Her Head, See a Gold '4' Below Her Head, See a Copper '2' on Each Side of Her Head.

The Background of The Card is a Gray Cyclone, The Center Head is Over The Eye of The Cyclone.

In the Upper Right Portion of the Card, See The Head of a Red-Haired, Pale-Skinned Woman, The Woman Wears Pink-Rimmed Jumbo Sunglasses and Has a Large Erect Red Penis Protruding from Her Forehead like a Horn, The Woman has a Sideways Vagina for a Mouth and Some Beard on Her Right Cheek. The Woman Wears a Yellow '13' from Her Left Ear as an Earring and a Blue '31' in Her Right Ear.

In the Upper Left Portion of the Card, See a Stone Face Similar to The One at The Center of The Aztec Calendar Stone, See a Gold '37' on The Tongue of The Stone Face

In the Lower Left Portion of the Card, See a Bronze 36-Hour Clock Face

In the Lower Right Portion of the Card, See Angelina Jolie's Severed Head

On the Upper Right Hand Corner of The Card, See a Platinum '27'

On the Upper Left Hand Corner of The Card, See a Crocodile with a Red '13' on its Body

On the Lower Right Hand Corner of The Card, See a Silver Female Leprechaun with a Gold '31' on Her Top-Hat

On the Lower Left Hand Corner of The Card, See a Breakdancer in a Yellow Suit Doing a Back Spin

At the Top of The Card it says 'Minerva 99' in Electrified Metallic Lettering

At The Bottom of The Card it says 'Mind Over Matter' in Silver Lettering