Four 9-6 Tarot Cards for The Hour

See The ATM Machine Spit Out a Tarot Card Instead of Cash

The Background is Green, The Margin is Silver

At The Center of The Card, See a Bronze Sphere with a Green 'XXX' Painted On it, See an Image of Mayim Bialik Sitting on Top of The Sphere. Mayim Bialik is Naked Below the Waist, She Sits with Her Legs Propped Up and Spread Open, She Masturbates with Her Left Hand. Her Right Hand is Behind Her, Propping Her Up. She Smiles at the Viewer. Mayim Bialik Wears a Pink T-Shirt with a Silver Sex Demon Head on it. See a Bluebird Perched on Mayim Bialik's Left Knee and a Silver Female Leprechaun Standing on Mayim Bialik's Left Shoulder Looking at Her Face. The Leprechaun has a Gold '31' on Her Hat and Holds a Brown Monkey, Dangling by The Tail at Her Side, with Her Left Hand. The Monkey Holds a Red Mouthpiece by its Mouth with its Left Hand. See a Glowing Platinum Ram's Head, with Razor-Wire Wrapped Around The Horns, Hovering Above Mayim Bialik's Head.

Above The Center Image, See a Blue Cyclone with Gold Sparkles. Over The Eye of The Cyclone, See an Electrified Black Swan. See a Blue '18' on The Swan. Above The Swan, See a Red '2'; to the Right of The Swan, See a White '20'; Below The Swan, See a Red '2'; to the Left of The Swan, See a White '4'.

To The Right of The Center Image, See an Image of Scarlett Johansson Naked on a Gold Scientology Cross. Scarlett Johansson is tied to The Cross with Razor-Wire in Crucifixion Position, Scarlett Johansson has 8 Bleeding Cuts on her Body. By the Lower Right of The Cross, See a White Lamb with a Red '99' on its Side. By the Lower Left of The Cross, See a Red Hyena with a White '66' on its Side. See an Image of Ringed Saturn Above The Cross to The Left, See a Sun with 13 Rays Above The Cross to the Right.

Below The Center Image, See a Platinum Eagle Standing on a Black and Red Chessboard. There are 16 Pieces on The Board, 8 White and 8 Black (Drawer Places The Pieces). With its Beak, The Eagle Holds a Red Monkey Dangling by The Tail. Above The Scene, it says '4 William J. Donovan 4' in Platinum.

To The Left of The Center Image, See a Green Octagon with 4 North Korean Military Women in Uniform on it. The Women Stand in a Row. The Woman on the Far Left Holds a Glowing Crystal Skull with Both Hands at Breast Level. The Next Woman to the Right Holds a Gold Cup in Her Left Hand. The Next Woman to the Right Holds a Severed Human Head by the Hair with Both Hands. The Woman on the Far Right Holds a White Container Up Over Her Head, The Container says 'Pepper' on it in Black Letters. See a Stone Medusa's Head at The Top of The Octagon, The Medusa's Head has a Glowing Blue Cube in Her Open Mouth, with a Glowing Silver '58' on the Cube. Under The Women's Feet, See a Black Banner That Says 'North Korea 69 Plague 96' on it in Red. See an Arctic Fox to The Left of The 4 North Korean Women and a Grandmother Clock to Their Right.

On The Top Right Hand Corner of The Card, See a Nazi SS Officer

On The Top Left Hand Corner, See a Perfume Bottle

On The Lower Left Hand Corner, See a Glowing DeLorean DMC-12 with Two Women in Sunglasses and Two Piece Bikinis, One on Each Side. The one on the Left has Blonde Hair and Wears a White Bikini, She Holds Up a Straight Razor with Her Right Hand, the one on the Right has Black-Hair and wears a Black Bikini, She Holds up a Lit Zippo in Her Left Hand, Both Women Have a White '220' Painted Above their Breasts, The License Plate on The DeLorean says 'MODOS'

On The Lower Right Hand Corner, See a Glowing Obsidian Cube

On The Top of The Card, Below The Margin, it says 'Coyolxauhqui 58' in Turquoise

On The Bottom of The Card, Above The Margin, it says, '96 Plague 69' in Red

On The Top Margin of The Card it says 'Tlaloc 64' in Blue

On The Bottom Margin of The Card it says '66/99 Elizabeth Báthory/Elizabeth Short' in Red

On The Right Margin of The Card it says '33 Scarlett Johansson 33' in Gold

On The Left Margin of The Card it says '42 Mayim Bialik 42' in Gold

See a Black '22' on a Green Octagon on Each of The Four Corners of The Card's Margin

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The Card is Divided into 4 Sections, at The Center of The Card where The 4 Sections Meet, See a Silver Sex Demon Head

In The Upper Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Scarlett Johansson.
Scarlett Johansson is Sitting on a Toilet. She Wears a Blue Dress, The Lower Portion of Her Dress is Scrunched Up Around Her Waist. See A Pair of Red Panties Around Her Lower-Thighs Above The Knees. Scarlett Johansson Wears Black High-Heeled Shoes. Above Scarlett Johansson, See The Rolling Stones Tongue Logo. Scarlett Johansson Holds a Gold Chalice with Her Right Hand, See a Topaz Stone on The Chalice. With Her Left Hand, Scarlett Johansson Holds a White Placard that says 'Truth' in Gold Letters. To Scarlett Johansson's Right, See a Silver 12-Hour Clock-Face (Drawer Positions Arms). To Scarlett Johansson's Left, See a Gold Scientology Cross. Below Scarlett Johansson's Feet, See Two Oars Crossed.
The Background on The Section is Pink.
At Top Center on Section, See The Word 'Stink' in Gold Letters
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Name 'Scarlett' in Blue Letters

In The Upper Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Rebecca Wisocky. Rebecca Wisocky is Naked Except for a Wide-Brimmed Red Pointy Witch's Hat. Rebecca Wisocky Stands on a Block of Cement. See a Red Number '79' on The Block of Cement. Rebecca Wisocky Holds a Clothes Iron with Her Left Hand. She Holds a Grapefruit with Her Right Hand. Above Rebecca Wisocky's Head, See a White CBS Eye. To Rebecca Wisocky's Right, See a Silverback Gorilla Standing on All Four. To Rebecca Wisocky's Left, See an Image of Robo-Cop. Robo-Cop Holds an Unlit Menorah with His Right Hand. Robo-Cop Holds a Magnifying Glass with His Left Hand. The Background on The Section is Neon Blue.
Across The Top of The Section, See The Name 'Wisocky' in Red Letters
At Bottom Center on Section, See The Word 'Who' in Yellow Letters

In The Lower Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Jessica Chastain, Jessica Chastain Stands on a Green Neon Sign that says 'SATAN'. Jessica Chastain Wears a Long Black Leather Skirt, Black Boots and a Blue Jean Jacket. Jessica Chastain is Topless Under The Jean Jacket, Her Jean Jacket is Unbuttoned. See a Gold Number '23' Between Jessica Chastain's Breasts. Jessica Chastain has Two Horns on Her Head, The Horn-Tips Point Toward The Top of The Card. Above Jessica Chastain's Horn-Tips, See a Glowing Gold Number '41'. Jessica Chastain Holds a Blue Lightsaber with Her Right Hand, She Holds an Aluminum Garbage Can Lid with Her Left Hand. To Jessica Chastain's Right, See Ronald McDonald. Ronald McDonald Holds a Meat Cleaver with His Left Hand, He Holds a Cattle Prod with His Right Hand. To Jessica Chastain's Left, See a Silver Leprechaun. The Silver Leprechaun Holds a Bugle with His Right Hand. With His Left Hand, The Silver Leprechaun Holds a Squirrel Monkey by The Tail.
The Background on The Section is Cement Gray.
At Top Center on Section, See The Word 'Here' in White Letters
At Bottom Center on Section, See The Word 'There' in Gold Letters

In The Lower Left Hand Section of The Card, See a Centauride. The Horse Portion of The Centauride is Brown. The Woman Portion of The Centauride is Light-Brown and Bare-Chested. The Centauride Has Black Hair on Her Head. See a Green Number '28' Between The Centauride's Breasts. See a Glowing White Sphere Above The Centauride's Head. See a Blue CBS Eye on The Glowing White Orb, See a Black Pi Symbol 'π' Below The CBS Eye. The Centauride Holds a Silver Caduceus with Her Right Hand. With Her Left Hand, She Holds a Cell Phone to Her Left Ear. To The Centauride's Right, See a Blue Chess Queen. To The Centauride's Left, See an Image of Elizabeth Prann. Elizabeth Prann is Nude, She Kneels Upright on a Blue Pillow. See a Blue Number '22' Between Elizabeth Prann's Breasts. Elizabeth Prann Holds a Dagger with Her Left Hand, She Holds a Baseball with Her Right Hand. See a Blue Number '64' on The Baseball.
The Background on The Section is Gold.
Across The Top of The Section, See The Name 'Rebecca' in Teal Letters
Across The Bottom of The Section, The Name 'Zeppelin' in Black Letters

In The Upper Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Pink Disposable Razor

In The Lower Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See The Symbol 'By' in Red

In The Lower Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Glowing Gold Fountain Pen

In The Upper Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Gold Number '66'

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The Card is Divided into 4 Sections, at The Center of The Card where The 4 Sections Meet,
See a Blender Half Full of Raspberries.

In The Upper Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Abbi Jacobson. Abbi Jacobson Wears a Red Ball Gown. Abbi Jacobson Sits on a Green Park-Bench. See a Tegu on Abbi Jacobson's Lap. Abbi Jacobson Holds a Calabash Pipe with Her Left Hand, She has a Kermit The Frog Puppet on Her Right Hand. Above Abbi Jacobson's Head, See a Question Block from The Game 'Super Mario Bros.' Seated on The Bench to Abbi Jacobson's Right, See a Cartoon Image of Shaggy from Scooby Doo. Shaggy Points at The Calabash Pipe with His Right Hand, He Holds a Stainless Steel Speculum with His Left Hand. To Abbi Jacobson's Left, See an Image of Sasha Grey. Sasha Grey Wears a Black Latex Body Suit and Pink Bunny Slippers. Sasha Grey Sits with Her Left Leg Crossed Over Her Right Leg. Sasha Grey Holds a Pickle with Her Left Hand, She Holds a Stainless Steel Wartenberg Wheel with Her Right Hand. See a Red Number '22' Between Sasha Grey's Breasts.
The Background on The Section is a Willow Tree.
At Top Center on Section, See a Red Number '81'
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Term 'Lifestylers' in Bronze Letters.

In The Upper Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Stephanie Vigil. Stephanie Vigil Stands on a Silver Number '70'. Stephanie Vigil Wears a Long Black Leather Skirt and Black Boots. See The Symbol 'Tonde' on Stephanie Vigil's Left Boot, in White Letters. Stephanie Vigil is Topless. See Two Horns on Stephanie Vigil's Head, The Horn Tips Point Toward The Top of The Card. See a Glowing Red Skull Above Stephanie Vigil's Horn Tips. Stephanie Vigil Has a Blue Oven Mitt on Her Right Hand. Stephanie Vigil Holds a Gold Microphone with Her Left Hand. To Stephanie Vigil's Right, See a Blue Sex Demon Head. To Stephanie Vigil's Left, See an Image of Mary Luck. Mary Luck Stands on a White Box, See The Word 'SOAP' on The Box in Red Letters. Mary Luck is Nude, Her Arms have Been Removed at The Shoulders. See a Black Number '77' Between Mary Luck's Breasts. See a Black Number '41' Above Mary Luck's Vagina.
The Background on The Section is Pink.
At Top Center on Section, See a Silver Ram's Head with Razor-Wire Wrapped Around The Horns.
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Name 'Mary Luck' in Gold Letters.

In The Lower Right Hand Section of The Card, See a Pale Woman. The Pale Woman is Naked Except for a Gas Mask. The Pale Woman Lays on a Red Shaggy Carpet That Fills Out The Background of The Section. The Pale Woman's Knees are Bent and Her Legs are Spread. With Her Left Hand, The Pale Woman is Holding a Pink Vibrator. The Pink Vibrator is Inserted Halfway into The Pale Woman's Vagina. With Her Right Hand, The Pale Woman Holds a 16-Keypad. See a Green Number '42' Between The Pale Woman's Breasts. To The Pale Woman's Right, See a Gold Scientology Cross. To The Pale Woman's Left, See a Silver 12-Hour Clockface (Drawer Positions Arms).
Across The Top of The Section, See The Name 'Chanin' in Green Letters
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Name 'Starbuck' in Green Letters

In The Lower Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Uncle Sam Poster. The Uncle Sam Poster Takes Up The Whole Section. The Text on The Uncle Sam Poster says
'I Want YOU
For 66/6' in Flaming Red Font.
At Top Center on Section, See a Gold '4-H'

In The Upper Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Tadpole

In The Lower Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Red Number '10'

In The Lower Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Mouse Trap; The Mouse Trap is Set. See a Triangular Piece of Cheese on The Bait Tray.

In The Upper Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Curling Iron.

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The Card is Divided into 4 Sections, at The Center of The Card where The 4 Sections Meet, See a Simon Game

In The Upper Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Vanessa Williams. Vanessa Williams Stands Nude on a Platinum Hollywood Sign. She Holds a Stone Tablet in Front of Her Breasts and Abdomen. On The Stone Tablet, See a Magic Square:
16,3,2,13,
5,10,11,8,
9,6,7,12,
4,15,14,1.
In Front of The Hollywood Sign, See a Line of 19 Standing Dominoes.
See a Monarch Butterfly on Vanessa Williams' Left Shoulder. See a Tarantula on Her Right Shoulder.
The Background on The Section is an Image of The Planet Jupiter.
At Top Center of Section, See The Words 'Mind Over Media' in Silver Lettering.
At Bottom Center of Section, See a Grinning Alfred E. Newman Head.

In The Upper Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of The Mechanical Turk on a Yellow Background. See an Image of Curious George to The Left of The Turk's Chessboard. Curious George Holds an Abacus.

In The Lower Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Russell Brand. Russell Brand is Nude on His Hands and Knees. See an Image of Sandy Rios Straddling Russell Brand's Back, like He's a Pony. Sandy Rios Wears a Black and White Polka Dot One-Piece 50's Style Bathing Suit. Sandy Rios Holds a Riding Crop in Her Right Hand, She Holds a Gold Chalice in Her Left Hand. On The Chalice, See a Glowing White Number '68'.
The Background on The Section is Pink.
At Top Center on Section, See a Stone Tablet, On The Stone Tablet it says 'RULE 34'

In The Lower Left Hand Section of The Card, See The Twitter Bird on a Black Background.
At Bottom Center on Section, See a 16-Keypad.

In The Upper Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See an Electrified Metallic Chess Queen

In The Lower Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Double-Edged Sword

In The Lower Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See The Symbol 'Ti' in Red

In The Upper Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See an Image of Angelina Jolie's Severed Head

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