Four 9-6 Tarot Cards for The Hour

See The ATM Machine Spit Out a Tarot Card Instead of Cash

The Background is Green, The Margin is Silver

At The Center of The Card, See a Bronze Sphere with a Green 'XXX' Painted On it, See an Image of Mayim Bialik Sitting on Top of The Sphere. Mayim Bialik is Naked Below the Waist, She Sits with Her Legs Propped Up and Spread Open, She Masturbates with Her Left Hand. Her Right Hand is Behind Her, Propping Her Up. She Smiles at the Viewer. Mayim Bialik Wears a Pink T-Shirt with a Silver Sex Demon Head on it. See a Bluebird Perched on Mayim Bialik's Left Knee and a Silver Female Leprechaun Standing on Mayim Bialik's Left Shoulder Looking at Her Face. The Leprechaun has a Gold '31' on Her Hat and Holds a Brown Monkey, Dangling by The Tail at Her Side, with Her Left Hand. The Monkey Holds a Red Mouthpiece by its Mouth with its Left Hand. See a Glowing Platinum Ram's Head, with Razor-Wire Wrapped Around The Horns, Hovering Above Mayim Bialik's Head.

Above The Center Image, See a Blue Cyclone with Gold Sparkles. Over The Eye of The Cyclone, See an Electrified Black Swan. See a Blue '18' on The Swan. Above The Swan, See a Red '2'; to the Right of The Swan, See a White '20'; Below The Swan, See a Red '2'; to the Left of The Swan, See a White '4'.

To The Right of The Center Image, See an Image of Scarlett Johansson Naked on a Gold Scientology Cross. Scarlett Johansson is tied to The Cross with Razor-Wire in Crucifixion Position, Scarlett Johansson has 8 Bleeding Cuts on her Body. By the Lower Right of The Cross, See a White Lamb with a Red '99' on its Side. By the Lower Left of The Cross, See a Red Hyena with a White '66' on its Side. See an Image of Ringed Saturn Above The Cross to The Left, See a Sun with 13 Rays Above The Cross to the Right.

Below The Center Image, See a Platinum Eagle Standing on a Black and Red Chessboard. There are 16 Pieces on The Board, 8 White and 8 Black (Drawer Places The Pieces). With its Beak, The Eagle Holds a Red Monkey Dangling by The Tail. Above The Scene, it says '4 William J. Donovan 4' in Platinum.

To The Left of The Center Image, See a Green Octagon with 4 North Korean Military Women in Uniform on it. The Women Stand in a Row. The Woman on the Far Left Holds a Glowing Crystal Skull with Both Hands at Breast Level. The Next Woman to the Right Holds a Gold Cup in Her Left Hand. The Next Woman to the Right Holds a Severed Human Head by the Hair with Both Hands. The Woman on the Far Right Holds a White Container Up Over Her Head, The Container says 'Pepper' on it in Black Letters. See a Stone Medusa's Head at The Top of The Octagon, The Medusa's Head has a Glowing Blue Cube in Her Open Mouth, with a Glowing Silver '58' on the Cube. Under The Women's Feet, See a Black Banner That Says 'North Korea 69 Plague 96' on it in Red. See an Arctic Fox to The Left of The 4 North Korean Women and a Grandmother Clock to Their Right.

On The Top Right Hand Corner of The Card, See a Nazi SS Officer

On The Top Left Hand Corner, See a Perfume Bottle

On The Lower Left Hand Corner, See a Glowing DeLorean DMC-12 with Two Women in Sunglasses and Two Piece Bikinis, One on Each Side. The one on the Left has Blonde Hair and Wears a White Bikini, She Holds Up a Straight Razor with Her Right Hand, the one on the Right has Black-Hair and wears a Black Bikini, She Holds up a Lit Zippo in Her Left Hand, Both Women Have a White '220' Painted Above their Breasts, The License Plate on The DeLorean says 'MODOS'

On The Lower Right Hand Corner, See a Glowing Obsidian Cube

On The Top of The Card, Below The Margin, it says 'Coyolxauhqui 58' in Turquoise

On The Bottom of The Card, Above The Margin, it says, '96 Plague 69' in Red

On The Top Margin of The Card it says 'Tlaloc 64' in Blue

On The Bottom Margin of The Card it says '66/99 Elizabeth Báthory/Elizabeth Short' in Red

On The Right Margin of The Card it says '33 Scarlett Johansson 33' in Gold

On The Left Margin of The Card it says '42 Mayim Bialik 42' in Gold

See a Black '22' on a Green Octagon on Each of The Four Corners of The Card's Margin

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The Card is Divided into 4 Sections, at The Center of The Card where The 4 Sections Meet,
See a Glowing Gold Key

In The Upper Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Dolly Parton as a Young Woman. Dolly Parton Stands Nude in a Shallow Pond of Water. In Dolly Parton's Left Hand, She Holds a Gold Chalice Upraised. See a White Skull on The Chalice. In Dolly Parton's Right Hand, She Holds a Red-and-Black Monkey Wrench. See a Blood-Red '66' Between Dolly Parton's Breasts. To Dolly Parton's Right, See a Glowing Gold Fountain Pen. The Fountain Pen is as Tall as Dolly Parton on The Card. To Dolly Parton's Left, See a Black Beast-Man with Two Horns on His Head. The Beast-Man Stands Playing a White Flute. The Beast-Man's Penis is Erect. The Background on The Section is Green.
On Top Center On Section, See The Words 'Fountain of Youth' in Gold Letters
On Bottom Center On Section, See The Term 'Satanism' in Silver Letters

In The Upper Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Elizabeth Short. Elizabeth Short Stands, She Wears a Long Black Gown. With Her Right Hand, Elizabeth Short Holds a Red Tragedy Mask. With Her Left Hand, Elizabeth Short Holds a Silver Comedy Mask. Above Elizabeth Short's Head, See a Black Metronome with a Silver Pendulum Arm. The Background on The Section is Teal.
At Top Center on Section, See a Silver Number '99'.
At Bottom Center on Section, See The Name 'Iapetus' in Gold Letters

In The Lower Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Chelsea Handler. Chelsea Handler is Naked in a Tin Wash Basin. Her Arms and Legs are Cut Off above the Elbow and Knees, leaving Stumps. Viewer Sees Wash Basin from Above. Viewer Sees no Water in The Basin. See a Scorpion on Chelsea Handler's Vagina. See 4 Steel Pins Stuck into her Left Breast. See a Smiley Face Drawn on Chelsea Handler's Right Breast in Red. See a Black Number '39' Between Chelsea Handler's Breasts. See a Crown of Thorns on Chelsea Handler's Head. The Background on The Section is Black.
At Bottom Center on Section, See The Term 'Scientology' in Blue Letters.

In The Lower Left Hand Section of The Card, See a Nude Silver Woman Standing in a Shallow Pond of Blood. See 4 Human Skulls in The Pond. The Silver Woman Has 4 Arms. With Her Upper Left Hand, She Holds a Violin. With Her Lower Left Hand, She Holds a Blood-Red Chess Queen. With Her Upper Right Hand, She Holds a Dagger. With Her Lower Right Hand, She Holds Angelina Jolie's Severed Head. The Background on The Section is Bronze.
On Top Center on Section, See The Name 'Countess Dracula' in Platinum Letters

In The Upper Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Pair of Red Boxing Gloves

In The Lower Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See The Symbol 'De' in Green

In The Lower Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Hamburger

In The Upper Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Pink Lucky Rabbit's Foot

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See The Fortune Teller Turn Over a Card

At the Top of the Card it says: Shells

At the Bottom of the Card it says: Three

In the Center of the Card, See a Blue (Left), Red (Bottom) and Yellow (Right) Triangle

Inside the Triangle, See a Woman's Face Painted with the Yin and Yang Symbols in Green and Orange

See a White Upside-Down Triangle with a Purple Eye Inside on The Woman's Forehead

See an Orange Fire in The Woman's Eyes

See Her Tongue Outstretched, On Her Tongue is a Flaming Sword

See a Conch Shell at Each Point on the Blue, Red and Yellow Triangle

The Conch Shell at the Top is Gold with a Silver 6

The Conch Shell on the Left is Red with a White 6

The Conch Shell on the Right is Black with a Yellow 6

The Background of the Card is Black with 20 Sets of Faint Gray Eyes

See a Tent Peg and Hammer in The Upper Left Hand Corner of the Card

See a Gold Swan in the Upper Right Hand Corner of the Card

See a 27 in the Bottom Left Hand Corner of the Card

See a Raven in the Bottom Right Hand Corner of the Card

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The Card is Divided into 4 Sections, at The Center of The Card where The 4 Sections Meet,
See a Head of Red Cabbage

In The Upper Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Soledad O' Brien. Soledad O' Brien is Nude, She Stands on a Green Neon Sign That Says 'DATA MART 72/11'. See a Blood-Red Number '44' Between Soledad O' Brien's Breasts. Soledad O' Brien Holds a Rectangular Black Box with Her Left Hand. On The Box, See The Symbol '66/6' in Red. Soledad O' Brien Holds a Red Hula Hoop with Her Right Hand. Above Soledad O' Brien's Head, See a Silver Gramophone. To Soledad O' Brien's Right, See an Image of Bruce Lee. Bruce Lee Wears Black Pants and Black Shoes. Bruce Lee Wears No Shirt. Bruce Lee Holds a Pair of Nunchaku Cocked Under Each of His Two Arms. See a Silver Number '808' on Bruce Lee's Chest. To Soledad O' Brien's Left, See an Image of Kurt Rambis. Kurt Rambis Wears His Laker's Uniform, Number '31' and His Rambis Glasses. Kurt Rambis Grimaces. Kurt Rambis Holds a Toilet Plunger with His Left Hand, He Holds an Orange Frisbee with His Right Hand.
The Background on The Section is Tan Woodgrain.
At Top Center on Section, See The Term 'Info War' in Black Letters
At Bottom Center on Section, See a Red Octopus.

In The Upper Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Yunjin Kim. Yunjin Kim Wears a Straitjacket, She is Naked From The Waist Down. She is Facing The Viewer, Bent Forward with Her Head Pulled Back by a Black Beast-Man Standing Behind Her. The Beast-Man Grips a Hand-Full of Yunjin Kim's Hair with His Right Hand; He Has a Kermit The Frog Puppet on His Left Hand. See Two Horns on The Beast-Man's Head. Yunjin Kim Grimaces.
See a Red Number '93' in The Upper Left Portion of The Scene
See a Green Number '41' in The Upper Right Portion of The Scene
The Background on The Section is Cement Gray.
At Bottom Center on Section, See The Name 'Sodom 440' in Green Lettering

In The Lower Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Carrie Preston. Carrie Preston is Nude and Bound to a St. Andrew's Cross by Restraints on Her Wrists and Ankles. See a Green Number '29' Between Carrie Preston's Breasts. Above The St. Andrew's Cross, See a Neon Red 'XXX' Sign. See a Tabby Cat Between Carrie Preston's Feet. The Tabby Cat Looks Up at Carrie Preston's Vagina. To Carrie Preston's Right, See an Image of Christina Milian. Christina Milian Wears a Pink Latex Bodysuit. See a Red Number '29' Between Christina Milian's Breasts. Christina Milian Holds a Whip with Her Right Hand, She Holds a Red Chess Queen with Her Left Hand. To Carrie Preston's Left, See an Image of C-3PO. With His Right Hand, C-3PO Holds a Black Dildo Raised Over His Head Like a Sword. With His Left Hand, C-3PO Holds a Basketball. See a Green Number '64' on The Basketball.
The Background on The Section is Milky White.
At Top Center on Section, See a Webcam.
At Bottom Center on Section, See an Ear of Corn

In The Lower Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Caroline D'Amore. Caroline D'Amore Sits Behind a Mahogony Desk. Caroline D'Amore Wears a Black and Gold Shawl. She Wears a Black and Gold Fortune Teller's Hat on Her Head. See a Blue CBS Eye on Caroline D'Amore's Fortune Teller's Hat. See a Silver Chain Around Caroline D'Amore's Neck. See a Silver Number '29' Dangling from The Chain. See a Crystal Ball on The Desk in Front of Caroline D'Amore. See a Black Number '22' on The Crystal Ball. To The Right of The Crystal Ball, See a Silver Chalice. See a Glowing Green Number '58' on The Chalice. To The Left of The Crystal Ball, See a Silver Fairy. Caroline D'Amore Holds a Ping-Pong Paddle with Her Left Hand, See a Red Number '22' on The Ping-Pong Paddle. Caroline D'Amore a Holds Lit Blue Candle with Her Right Hand. Above Caroline D'Amore's Head, See a Third Quarter Moon.
The Background on The Section is Black.
At Top Center on Section, See a Rotary Dial Phone
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Name 'Caroline D'Amore' in Silver.

In The Upper Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See The Symbol 'Su' in Red

In The Lower Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Set of Brass Knuckles

In The Lower Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See Mogwai from The Movie 'Gremlins'

In The Upper Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Black Cowbell

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