Four 9-6 Tarot Cards for The Hour

Scientology Card

18 of Hearts

At The Center of The Card, See a Gray Face with Small Nose and No Eyes. She Wears a Black Electrified Helmet, She Wears a Glowing Red Octagon Dangling from the Left Side of Her Helmet and a Glowing Green Square Dangling from the Right Side of Her Helmet. See a Silver '18' in Her Open Mouth. See a Gold '20' Above Her Head, See a Gold '4' Below Her Head, See a Copper '2' on Each Side of Her Head.

The Background of The Card is a Gray Cyclone, The Center Head is Over The Eye of The Cyclone.

In the Upper Right Portion of the Card, See The Head of a Red-Haired, Pale-Skinned Woman, The Woman Wears Pink-Rimmed Jumbo Sunglasses and Has a Large Erect Red Penis Protruding from Her Forehead like a Horn, The Woman has a Sideways Vagina for a Mouth and Some Beard on Her Right Cheek. The Woman Wears a Yellow '13' from Her Left Ear as an Earring and a Blue '31' in Her Right Ear.

In the Upper Left Portion of the Card, See a Stone Face Similar to The One at The Center of The Aztec Calendar Stone, See a Gold '37' on The Tongue of The Stone Face

In the Lower Left Portion of the Card, See a Bronze 36-Hour Clock Face

In the Lower Right Portion of the Card, See Angelina Jolie's Severed Head

On the Upper Right Hand Corner of The Card, See a Platinum '27'

On the Upper Left Hand Corner of The Card, See a Crocodile with a Red '13' on its Body

On the Lower Right Hand Corner of The Card, See a Silver Female Leprechaun with a Gold '31' on Her Top-Hat

On the Lower Left Hand Corner of The Card, See a Breakdancer in a Yellow Suit Doing a Back Spin

At the Top of The Card it says 'Minerva 99' in Electrified Metallic Lettering

At The Bottom of The Card it says 'Mind Over Matter' in Silver Lettering

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At The Center of The Card See a Light Blue Cyborg Maiden in a Black Gown. She is Standing in a Dark Cement Chamber. The Cyborg Maiden Stands Behind a Silver Podium with a Gold Scientology Cross on the Front. See a Glowing Gold '13' Above The Cyborg Maiden's Head. The Cyborg Maiden Holds a Conductor's Baton in Her Left Hand and an Open Straight Razor in Her Right. From Left, See a Gold Cup, a Lit Candle and a Man's Severed Head on the Podium.

See an Electrified Metallic Cat with Red Eyes Sitting on the Ceiling above The Cyborg Maiden

To The Right of The Cyborg Maiden, See a Silver Female Leprechaun Reading from a Glowing Scroll that Hovers in Front of Her, See an Ace of Hearts and a 3 of Clubs Tucked into the Band on The Leprechaun's Silver TopHat.

To The Left of The Cyborg Maiden, See Kirstie Alley as a Glowing, Attractive, Dark-Haired Young Woman in a Red Gown, See 2 Turkeys Standing to Her Left, See 2 Pigs on Her Right, Kirstie Alley Holds a Long Staff in Her Left Hand and a Perfume Bottle in Her Right. See a '20:20' on the Staff and a '20:20' on the Perfume Bottle

In The Lower Right Hand Portion of the Card, See a Small Glowing Bronze Book with a Gold Key on Top of it

In The Lower Left Hand Portion of the Card, See a Digital Alarm Clock That Reads '11:MW'

In The Upper Left Hand Portion of the Card, See a Silver 36-Hour Clock Face

In The Upper Right Hand Portion of the Card, See an Image of The Guennol Lioness

On The Upper Right Hand Corner of the Card, See a Frankenstein Head

On The Upper Left Hand Corner of the Card, See a Silver Tent Peg and Hammer Crossed

On The Lower Right Hand Corner of the Card, See a Nazi SS Officer

On The Lower Left Hand Corner of the Card, See a Shaved Pink Monkey Masturbating

At Top Center, Below the Margin, it says 'Neptune Society 222' on a Blue Banner in Silver Letters

At Bottom Center, Above the Margin, it says 'Malinalxochitl 13' on a Blue Banner in Black Letters

On The Top Margin it says '96 Guennol Lioness 69' in Blood-Red Letters

On The Bottom Margin it says '13 Kirstie Alley 31' in Pink Letters

On The Left Hand Margin it says 'Andromeda 31' in Blue Letters

On The Right Hand Margin it says 'Circe 22' in Green Letters

See The ATM Machine Spit Out a Tarot Card Instead of Cash

The Background is Green Strings of Binary Code on Black, The Margin is Silver

At The Center of The Card, See a Gold Ring 'O'. At The Center of The Ring, See an Image of Marissa Mayer. Marissa Mayer Wears a Black Jacket and Black Skirt with a Dark Pink Blouse. She Holds a Mirror in Front of Her Breasts and Abdomen with Both Hands. See a Spiral Galaxy on The Mirror. See a Crow on Marissa Mayer's Left Shoulder. See a Silver Leprechaun on Her Right Shoulder. See a Gold CBS Eye Above Marissa Mayer's Head. Marissa Mayer Smiles.

Above The Center Image, See a Blood Moon with a Pair of Feminine Eyes, See an Electrified Metallic '92' on The Face of The Blood Moon Where a Mouth Would Be. Below The Blood Moon, See a Pearl White Banner that says 'The Morrígan' on it in Blood-Red Letters.

To The Right of The Center Image, See a Willow Tree. On The Willow Tree, See an Image of Jen York from KREM 2 News. Jen York Wears a Toga and has a Garland on Her Head. She Holds a Flaming Sword Upraised with Her Left Hand. She holds a Gold Chalice in Her Right Hand. See a Ruby on The Chalice. See a Silver Banner At Top Center on Willow, See The Name 'Sophia' on The Banner in Electric Blue Letters. Jen York Grins Slightly. See a Tetractys to the Right of Jen York's Body; See a 16-Keypad to the Left of Jen York's Body. At The Base of The Willow Tree, See Crocodile.

Below The Center Image, See a Silver Hexagon. On The Hexagon, See a White Tiger. At Top Center on The Hexagon, See an Electric Blue '33'. Above The Hexagon, See The Tecpatl Symbol. To the Right of The Hexagon, See a Hornet. Below The Hexagon, See a Globe. To The Left of The Hexagon, See a Cell Phone.

To The Left of The Center Image, See a Turquoise Chess Queen. See a Yellow '49' on The Chess Queen. Above The Chess Queen, See a Microscope. To The Right of The Chess Queen, See a 12-Hour Clock Face on a Hexagon (Drawer Sets Hands). Below The Chess Queen, See The Tōchtli Symbol. To The Left of The Chess Queen, See a Conducter's Baton and a Long-Stemmed Red Rose Crossed.

On The Top Right Hand Corner of The Card, See a Blue Coffee Cup (Drawer Points Handle), See a White '89' Under a Pair of Gray Cat's Eyes on The Side of The Coffee Cup.

On The Top Left Hand Corner, See Speedy Gonzalez

On The Lower Left Hand Corner, See a Human Brain

On The Lower Right Hand Corner, See 3 Three-Pronged Tridents with Handles Crossed

On The Top of The Card, Below The Margin, it says 'Matrix' in Silver

On The Bottom of The Card, Above The Margin, it says, '20:20 Book of Portals' in Green

On The Top Margin of The Card it says 'Horological Demonology' in Gold

On The Bottom Margin of The Card it says 'Who's on First' in Pearl White

On The Right Margin of The Card it says 'Jen York 63' in Green

On The Left Margin of The Card it says 'Marissa Mayer 22' in Black

See a Lincoln Penny on Each of The Four Corners of The Card's Margin (Drawer Makes It Heads or Tails)

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The Card is Divided into 4 Sections, at The Center of The Card where The 4 Sections Meet, See The 'Star Wars' Logo

In The Upper Left Hand Section of The Card, See a Black Ant On a Yellow Background. Above The Ant, See a Blue Flaming Sword. Below The Ant, See The Symbol '♠♥♥♥♥♥' (Black Spade, Red Hearts). To The Left of The Ant, See The Symbol 'Anton' in Black. To The Right of The Ant, See a Silver '20'. Across The Top of The Section, See The Name 'Rebecca' in Green; Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Name 'Hedman' in Red. See a Black '91' in The Upper Right Corner of The Section. See a Red '19' in The Lower Right Corner of The Section. See a Red '91' in The Lower Left Corner of The Section. See a Red '19' in The Upper Left Corner of The Section.

In The Upper Right Hand Section of The Card, See a Nun Wearing a Gas-Mask. With both hands, The Nun Holds a Mirror in Front of Her Breasts. On The Face of The Mirror, See an Electrified Platinum Medusa Head w/8 Red Serpents for Hair. See an 8-Ball in The Medusa Head's Open Mouth. Above The Nun's Head, See a Silver Fairy with a Magic Wand in Her Left Hand. See an Electrified White Tiger to The Nun's Right. See a Neon Blue Cube in The White Tiger's Mouth, see a Glowing White '33' on The Cube. To The Nun's Left, See a Human Skeleton Standing on a Blue Neon Sign That says 'ANTIVIRUS'. The Skeleton Holds a White Caduceus with its Right Hand, The Skeleton Holds a Black Pistol with its Left Hand.
The Background of The Section is Red.
At Top Center on The Section, See an Otter.
At Bottom Center on The Section, See a Gold '010'

In The Lower Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Norah O'Donnell. Norah O'Donnell Stands on a Gold '40'. Norah O'Donnell Wears a Gold Ball Gown and a Black Top Hat, See a Gold '40' on The Top Hat. Norah O'Donnell Holds a Hacksaw with Her Right Hand, She Holds a Simon Game with Her Left Hand. To Norah O'Donnell's Left, See an Image of Ann Coulter. Ann Coulter Sits on a Wooden Stool, She Wears a Black Judge's Robe, Pink High-Heeled Shoes and Dunce Cap. See a Red '32' on The Dunce Cap. With Both Hands, Ann Coulter Holds a Submarine Sandwich. To Norah O'Donnell's Right, See a Silver Winged Gargoyle Crouched on a Gray Stone. With Both Hands, The Gargoyle Holds a Glowing Diamond. Above The Gargoyle's Head, See a Silver '7'.
The Background on The Section is Blue
Across The Top of The Section, See The Name 'Chrissy' in Yellow
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Name 'Coulter' in Yellow

In The Lower Left Hand Section of The Card, See a Green Octagon with a Black Border on a White Background. See a Bronze Dragon Inside The Octagon. To The Right of The Dragon, See a Tea Cup. To The Left of The Dragon, See a Black '404'.
Across The Top of The Section, See The Name 'Thaumiel' in Red
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Name 'Korea' in Black

In The Upper Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See The Symbol 'Ni' in Black

In The Lower Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Green Baboon

In The Lower Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Crisco Container

In The Upper Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Super Mario Bros. Mushroom

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