Four 9-6 Tarot Cards for The Hour

See The ATM Machine Spit Out a Tarot Card Instead of Cash

The Background is Black, The Margin is Silver

At The Center of The Card, See a Silver Sphere with a Blood-Red 'XXX' on it, See a Black Eye of Horus Under the 'XXX'

See an image of Salma Hayek, See her Naked except for Yellow High Heel Shoes and Long Yellow Gloves, she's Leaning Over the Right Side of the Sphere. Her Breasts are Pressed Against the Side of the Sphere, she is posed suggestively, slightly Bent over. Her Elbows Rest on Top of the Sphere, she Holds Up a Platinum Sex Demon Head with an Image of Sasha Grey who is Similarly Posed on the Left Side of the Sphere, Sasha Grey Wears Blue High Heel Shoes and Long Blue Gloves. Both Women Look Toward the Viewer with Smiles on their Faces.

See a Glowing Image of The Guennol Lioness Hovering Above The Sex Demon Head, See a Silver '96' to The Left of The Guennol Lioness and a Gold '69' to the Right of The Guennol Lioness

Above The Center Scene, See a Front-View of a White Rhinoceros with a Gold '14' on its Horn. See a White Wraith Maiden Seated on the Rhino, The White Wraith Maiden Has a Bow Drawn with Arrow Pointed at The Viewer. The White Wraith Maiden Wears a White Robe, She has a Black '22' on Her Forehead, Above The Scene it says, '20:20 Hall Pass' in Platinum. Below The Scene it says 'Cross-Dimensional Messenger' in Platinum.

To The Right of The Center Scene, See a Red Square. At The Center of The Square See a Naked Woman with Long Brown Hair Standing on a White Stone. The White Stone says 'CERTAINTY' on it in Black Letters. The Naked Woman Stands Erect with Feet and Legs Together. See a Blood-Red Unicorn Horn Attached to the Top of The Woman's Forehead. See a Blood-Red '59' Painted Over The Woman's Heart. With Her Right Hand, The Woman Holds a Flaming Sword Raised Over Her Head. In Her Left Hand, She Holds Up a Blue Picket Sign with a Black and Yellow Smiling Cartoon Queen Bee on it, The Queen Bee Wears a Gold Crown. To the Right of The Woman, See an Arctic Fox. To The Left of The Woman, See an Image of Leatherface from The Movie 'Texas Chainsaw Massacre'. Leatherface Stands Holding a Black Chainsaw with a Silver '91' on it. In The Upper Right Hand Portion of The Square, See an Upside-Down Black Cat Sitting on the Ceiling of The Square. The Cat has a Silver '89' on its Body. In The Upper Left Hand Portion of The Square, See 2 Cartoon-Style Black Bombs. The Bomb on the Right says '43' in Gold, The Bomb on the Left says '43' in Silver. At The Bottom of The Scene it says 'Westboro Baptist Church' in Brown.

Below The Center Scene, See a Smiling Alfred E. Newman Head. It says 'Isaiah 6:9' Across Alfred E.'s Forehead in Blue. Under the Alfred E. Head, it says 'What, Me Worry?' in Yellow Letters

To The Left of The Center Scene, See a Blue Upside-Down Triangle. At The Center of The Triangle, See a Naked Silver Woman, She Stands Holding a Gold Trident in Her Left Hand. She Holds a Silver Net in Her Right Hand. See 2 Gray Hyenas to the Left of The Woman, See 2 Gray Hyenas to the Right of The Woman. Above The Silver Woman it says '9' in Yellow. Below The Silver Woman, it says 'Neptune' in Pearl White. See a Gold '6' on Each of The Upper Two Angles of The Upside-Down Triangle, See a Silver '9' on the Bottom Angle.

On The Top Right Hand Corner of The Card, See a Blood-Red Swan

On The Top Left Hand Corner, See Bruce Lee, Shirtless with Blood-Red Pants, in a Furious Pose with Nunchaku Cocked under His Right Arm, His Left Arm is Outstretched Toward the Viewer, Displaying an Open 5-Fingered Hand

On The Lower Left Hand Corner, See a Gold Hammer and Tent-Peg Crossed

On The Lower Right Hand Corner, See a Silver Ostrich

On The Top of The Card, Below The Margin, it says '43 Margie Phelps WBC 43' in Pearl White

On The Bottom of The Card, Above The Margin, it says, '20:20 Anti-Virus' in Pearl White

On The Top Margin of The Card it says 'Neptune 9' in Green

On The Bottom Margin of The Card it says 'Darlene Elizabeth Ferrin 22' in Green

On The Right Margin of The Card it says 'Sasha Grey 22' in Blue

On The Left Margin of The Card it says '808 Salma Hayek 808' in Yellow

See a Green Triangle in Each of The Four Corners of The Card's Margin, (Drawer Points the Triangles)

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The Card is Divided into 4 Sections, at The Center of The Card where The 4 Sections Meet,
See a Blender Half Full of Raspberries.

In The Upper Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Abbi Jacobson. Abbi Jacobson Wears a Red Ball Gown. Abbi Jacobson Sits on a Green Park-Bench. See a Tegu on Abbi Jacobson's Lap. Abbi Jacobson Holds a Calabash Pipe with Her Left Hand, She has a Kermit The Frog Puppet on Her Right Hand. Above Abbi Jacobson's Head, See a Question Block from The Game 'Super Mario Bros.' Seated on The Bench to Abbi Jacobson's Right, See a Cartoon Image of Shaggy from Scooby Doo. Shaggy Points at The Calabash Pipe with His Right Hand, He Holds a Stainless Steel Speculum with His Left Hand. To Abbi Jacobson's Left, See an Image of Sasha Grey. Sasha Grey Wears a Black Latex Body Suit and Pink Bunny Slippers. Sasha Grey Sits with Her Left Leg Crossed Over Her Right Leg. Sasha Grey Holds a Pickle with Her Left Hand, She Holds a Stainless Steel Wartenberg Wheel with Her Right Hand. See a Red Number '22' Between Sasha Grey's Breasts.
The Background on The Section is a Willow Tree.
At Top Center on Section, See a Red Number '81'
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Term 'Lifestylers' in Bronze Letters.

In The Upper Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Stephanie Vigil. Stephanie Vigil Stands on a Silver Number '70'. Stephanie Vigil Wears a Long Black Leather Skirt and Black Boots. See The Symbol 'Tonde' on Stephanie Vigil's Left Boot, in White Letters. Stephanie Vigil is Topless. See Two Horns on Stephanie Vigil's Head, The Horn Tips Point Toward The Top of The Card. See a Glowing Red Skull Above Stephanie Vigil's Horn Tips. Stephanie Vigil Has a Blue Oven Mitt on Her Right Hand. Stephanie Vigil Holds a Gold Microphone with Her Left Hand. To Stephanie Vigil's Right, See a Blue Sex Demon Head. To Stephanie Vigil's Left, See an Image of Mary Luck. Mary Luck Stands on a White Box, See The Word 'SOAP' on The Box in Red Letters. Mary Luck is Nude, Her Arms have Been Removed at The Shoulders. See a Black Number '77' Between Mary Luck's Breasts. See a Black Number '41' Above Mary Luck's Vagina.
The Background on The Section is Pink.
At Top Center on Section, See a Silver Ram's Head with Razor-Wire Wrapped Around The Horns.
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Name 'Mary Luck' in Gold Letters.

In The Lower Right Hand Section of The Card, See a Pale Woman. The Pale Woman is Naked Except for a Gas Mask. The Pale Woman Lays on a Red Shaggy Carpet That Fills Out The Background of The Section. The Pale Woman's Knees are Bent and Her Legs are Spread. With Her Left Hand, The Pale Woman is Holding a Pink Vibrator. The Pink Vibrator is Inserted Halfway into The Pale Woman's Vagina. With Her Right Hand, The Pale Woman Holds a 16-Keypad. See a Green Number '42' Between The Pale Woman's Breasts. To The Pale Woman's Right, See a Gold Scientology Cross. To The Pale Woman's Left, See a Silver 12-Hour Clockface (Drawer Positions Arms).
Across The Top of The Section, See The Name 'Chanin' in Green Letters
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Name 'Starbuck' in Green Letters

In The Lower Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Uncle Sam Poster. The Uncle Sam Poster Takes Up The Whole Section. The Text on The Uncle Sam Poster says
'I Want YOU
For 66/6' in Flaming Red Font.
At Top Center on Section, See a Gold '4-H'

In The Upper Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Tadpole

In The Lower Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Red Number '10'

In The Lower Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Mouse Trap; The Mouse Trap is Set. See a Triangular Piece of Cheese on The Bait Tray.

In The Upper Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Curling Iron.

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The Venusian 6

WildCard

Fury Maul=Sasha Grey

At The Center of The Card, See The Head of a Dark-Haired, Pale-Skinned Woman, The Woman Wears Black Sunglasses and Has a Large Erect Black Penis Protruding from Her Forehead like a Horn, The Woman has a Sideways Vagina for a Mouth and Some Beard on Her Left Cheek

The Background of The Card is Pearl White

See a Green 'XXX 808' at Top Center of the Card, See A Blonde Female Angel, Wearing Jumbo Green-Rimmed Sunglasses and a Glowing White Robe, Seated on a Rhino to the Left to the 'XXX 808'

See a Glowing Obsidian Cube in the Bottom Right Hand Corner of the Card,

At Bottom Center it says

'Sex Demon'

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The Card is Divided into 4 Sections, at The Center of The Card where The 4 Sections Meet,
See a Badger Holding a Bugle

In The Upper Left Hand Section of The Card, See a Burning Bush. On The Burning Bush, See a Blue Medusa Head with 5 Silver Serpents for Hair. The Medusa Head Wears Black Sunglasses Over Her Eyes. See a White Tea-Cup in The Medusa Head's Open Mouth. On The Side of The Cup, See a Black '92'. Above The Burning Bush, See a Gold Grouse. To The Right of The Burning Bush, See an Image of Evangelist Anita Fuentes. Evangelist Anita Fuentes Sits on a Buffalo, She Wears a Black Hooded-Robe and Black Boots. She Holds a Bow Drawn with Arrow Pointed at Viewer. Above Evangelist Anita Fuentes' Head, See a Green '84'. To The Left of The Burning Bush, See an Image of Marianne Thieme. Marianne Thieme Wears a Glowing White Robe, See a Glowing Gold Halo Above Marianne Thieme's Head. Marianne Thieme Stands, Holding a Yellow Caduceus with Her Left Hand and an Ace of Hearts Card with Her Right Hand.
See a Flaming Red '56' Above Marianne Thieme's Head.
The Background on The Section is Silver.
At Top Center on Section, See a Black Ski-Mask.
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Word 'Verbal' in Teal Letters.

In The Upper Right Hand Section of The Card, See a Nude, Red Woman w/White Hair. The Red Woman Sits on a Red Andalusian Horse. The Red Woman Holds a Closed Padlock with Her Right Hand. See a X-Mas Nutcracker Man on The Red Woman's Left Shoulder. See a Glowing White '66' Between The Red Woman's Breasts. Above The Red Woman's Head, See a Red and White Candy Cane. To The Red Woman's Right, See an Aluminum Garbage Can, the Garbage Can Lid is On. On The Side of The Garbage Can, See a Red Cross. To The Red Woman's Left, See a Standing Mirror. On The Face of The Mirror, See an Image of Paula White. Paula White Stands on a Blue Neon Sign that says 'NISUS'. Paula White Wears Black Overalls with a Red and White Long-Sleeved Button-Up Checkered Shirt Under. Paula White Wears Red Boots. See Halloween Costume Devil's Horns on Paula White's Head. Paula White Wears Her Hair in Corn-Rows. Paula White Holds a Glowing Gold Key with Her Left Hand, She Holds a Ace of Spades Card with Her Right Hand.
The Background on The Section is Black
At Top Center on Section, See a Crystal Swan.
At Bottom Center on Section, See a Gold '4'

In The Lower Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Sasha Grey. Sasha Grey Stands on a Platinum '16'. Sasha Grey Wears a Chain Mail Gown, See a Glowing Gold Halo Above Sasha Grey's Head. Sasha Grey Holds a Flaming Black Three-Pronged Trident with Her Right Hand, She Holds a Calculator with Her Left Hand. See a Flaming Black '6' Above Sasha Grey's Halo. To Sasha Grey's Right, See a Front-Loader Washing Machine. See a Green Genie Lamp on Top of The Washing Machine. See a Glowing White '37' on The Door of The Washing Machine. To Sasha Grey's Left, See an Image of Chelsea Gilson. Chelsea Gilson stands on a Copper Sign that says 'MEROPE'. Chelsea Gilson is Nude, See a Black '1D' Between Chelsea Gilson's Breasts. See The Symbol 'Tonla' in Copper Letters Above Chelsea Gilson's Head. Chelsea Gilson Holds a Judge's Gavel with Her Right Hand, She Holds an Ace of Clubs Card with Her Left Hand.
The Background on The Section is White
Across The Top of The Section, See The Name 'Moby Dick' in Black Letters
At Bottom Center of The Section, See a Blue '4'

In The Lower Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Danica Patrick. Danica Patrick Stands on a Green Neon Sign that says 'CHARIOT'. Danica Patrick Wears a Coat of White Feathers, and Platinum Cowboy Boots. Danica Patrick Holds an Ace of Diamonds Cards with Her Right Hand, She Holds a Yard Stick with Her Left Hand. To Danica Patrick's Right, See a Lamassu, To Danica Patrick's Left, See a Lamassu. Above Danica Patrick's Head, See a Lily.
The Background on The Section is Pink.
At Top Center on Section, See a Sugar Cube
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Word 'Pussy' in White Letters.

In The Upper Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Cooked Turkey

In The Lower Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Coyote

In The Lower Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Blue Number '85'

In The Upper Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Gray Stone

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