Friday, January 2, 2015

Four 9-6 Tarot Cards for The Hour

See The ATM Machine Spit Out a Tarot Card Instead of Cash
The Background is Green Strings of Binary Code on Black, The Margin is Silver
At The Center of The Card, See a Gold Ring 'O'. At The Center of The Ring, See an Image of Marissa Mayer. Marissa Mayer Wears a Black Jacket and Black Skirt with a Dark Pink Blouse. She Holds a Mirror in Front of Her Breasts and Abdomen with Both Hands. See a Spiral Galaxy on The Mirror. See a Crow on Marissa Mayer's Left Shoulder. See a Silver Leprechaun on Her Right Shoulder. See a Gold CBS Eye Above Marissa Mayer's Head. Marissa Mayer Smiles.
Above The Center Image, See a Blood Moon with a Pair of Feminine Eyes, See an Electrified Metallic '92' on The Face of The Blood Moon Where a Mouth Would Be. Below The Blood Moon, See a Pearl White Banner that says 'The Morrígan' on it in Blood-Red Letters.
To The Right of The Center Image, See a Willow Tree. On The Willow Tree, See an Image of Jen York from KREM 2 News. Jen York Wears a Toga and has a Garland on Her Head. She Holds a Flaming Sword Upraised with Her Left Hand. She holds a Gold Chalice in Her Right Hand. See a Ruby on The Chalice. See a Silver Banner At Top Center on Willow, See The Name 'Sophia' on The Banner in Electric Blue Letters. Jen York Grins Slightly. See a Tetractys to the Right of Jen York's Body; See a 16-Keypad to the Left of Jen York's Body. At The Base of The Willow Tree, See Crocodile.
Below The Center Image, See a Silver Hexagon. On The Hexagon, See a White Tiger. At Top Center on The Hexagon, See an Electric Blue '33'. Above The Hexagon, See The Tecpatl Symbol. To the Right of The Hexagon, See a Hornet. Below The Hexagon, See a Globe. To The Left of The Hexagon, See a Cell Phone.
To The Left of The Center Image, See a Turquoise Chess Queen. See a Yellow '49' on The Chess Queen. Above The Chess Queen, See a Microscope. To The Right of The Chess Queen, See a 12-Hour Clock Face on a Hexagon (Drawer Sets Hands). Below The Chess Queen, See The Tōchtli Symbol. To The Left of The Chess Queen, See a Conducter's Baton and a Long-Stemmed Red Rose Crossed.
On The Top Right Hand Corner of The Card, See a Blue Coffee Cup (Drawer Points Handle), See a White '89' Under a Pair of Gray Cat's Eyes on The Side of The Coffee Cup.
On The Top Left Hand Corner, See Speedy Gonzalez
On The Lower Left Hand Corner, See a Human Brain
On The Lower Right Hand Corner, See 3 Three-Pronged Tridents with Handles Crossed
On The Top of The Card, Below The Margin, it says 'Matrix' in Silver
On The Bottom of The Card, Above The Margin, it says, '20:20 Book of Portals' in Green
On The Top Margin of The Card it says 'Horological Demonology' in Gold
On The Bottom Margin of The Card it says 'Who's on First' in Pearl White
On The Right Margin of The Card it says 'Jen York 63' in Green
On The Left Margin of The Card it says 'Marissa Mayer 22' in Black
See a Lincoln Penny on Each of The Four Corners of The Card's Margin (Drawer Makes It Heads or Tails)
<Tarantula Nebula 2070 Card, Green Eggs & Ham>

20:20 Sharon Tate 48 Turns Over a Card
The Card is Divided into 4 Sections, at The Center of The Card where The 4 Sections Meet, See a Red Stick of Dynamite with a Lit Fuse
In The Upper Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Olmec Head. In Front of The Olmec Head, See an Image of Carrie Preston. Carrie Preston Wears a Burmese Python, She is Naked Under The Serpent Except for a Pair of Silver and White Cowboy Boots. Carrie Preston Holds a Red Coffee Cup with Her Left Hand, See a Gold Number '29' on The Coffee Cup. She Holds a Pool Cue with Her Right Hand. See a Waxing Crescent Moon Above Carrie Preston's Head. The Background on The Section is Dark Blue.
At Bottom Center on Section, See The Name 'Carrie' in Red Letters
In The Upper Right Hand Section of The Card, See a Pink and Chrome R2-D2 Centered on The Section. To The Left of R2-D2, See a Woman's Form. The Woman is Black and Covered with Rows of Blue Binary Code Strings. The Woman Holds a Chrome Flashlight with Her Right Hand, She Holds a Queen of Hearts Card with Her Left Hand. To The Right of R2-D2, See a Glowing White Sphere. See a Pair of Blue Eyes on The Sphere. Under The Pair of Eyes, See a Red Apple. Above R2-D2, See a Gold CBS Eye. The Background on The Section is Cement Gray.
Across The Top of The Section, See The Name 'Sextans A' in Red Letters.
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Term, 'Demon Download' in Blue
In The Lower Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Sarah Palin. Sarah Palin is Naked, She is Laying Face-Up and Spread Eagle on a Brown Pool Table (Drawer Picks and Places Balls). The Viewer Sees Sarah Palin from an Above View. A Wood Stake is Driven into Her Chest, Between Her Breasts. The Wound Bleeds. A Pool Cue is Inserted Part Way into Her Vagina. See Blood on The Pool Cue and on Sarah Palin's Inner Thighs. Sarah Palin's Hands and Feet are Cut Off, Leaving Bloody Stumps. In The Upper Right Hand Corner of The Section, See a Model 414 PD Bell & Howell Zoomatic Director Series Camera. The Background on The Section is Black.
At Top Center on Section, See a Gold Number '29'
At Bottom Center on Section, See The Name 'Sarah Palin' in Blood-Red Letters
In The Lower Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Open Rectangular Doorway Centered on a Green Background. See a Dressing-Mirror inside The Doorframe. The Background inside The Doorframe is Black with Rows of Blue Binary Code Strings. On The Mirror, See a White 12-Hour Clock with Black Hour Markers (Drawer Positions Arms). The Clock is on a Pink Wall; See a Blue Number '64' Painted on The Wall Under The Clock. In The Lower Left Hand Corner of The Mirror, See The Upper Portion of a Pale White Bald Humanoid Head Wearing Black Sunglasses.
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Term 'Book of Portals' in Gold Letters.
In The Upper Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See The Symbol 'Su' in Black
In The Lower Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See an Orange Traffic Cone
In The Lower Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Beaver
In The Upper Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Darth Vader Head
<20:20 The Áine Órga 808 Deck>

20:20 Abigail Folger 99 Turns Over a Card
The Card is Divided into 4 Sections, at The Center of The Card where The 4 Sections Meet,
See a Red Backpack
In The Upper Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Elisabeth Hasselbeck. Elisabeth Hasselbeck Stands on a Blood-Red Number '44'. Elisabeth Hasselbeck is Naked Except for a Black Slave Collar on Her Neck. Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Arms have been removed at the Shoulders. See a Blood-Red Number '13' Above Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Vagina, See a Blue Number '31' Between Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Breasts. Above Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Head, See an Open Straight-Razor. See a Black Number '41' on Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Left Thigh. To Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Right, See a Black Beast Man with Two Horns on His Head. The Black Beast Man has an Erection. With His Right Hand, The Beast Man Holds Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Right Arm Raised Above His Head. With His Left Hand, The Beast Man Holds Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Left Arm Raised Above His Head. To Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Left, See a Platinum Chess Queen. Above The Platinum Chess Queen, See a Glowing Gold Pen. Below The Platinum Chess Queen, See The Word 'Access' in Glowing Gold Letters.
The Background on The Section is Milky White.
At Top Center on Section, See The Symbol 'GHI' in Gold
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Words, 'The Hard Way' in Black Letters.
In The Upper Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Katy Perry. Katy Perry Stands on a Silver Number '66'. Katy Perry Wears a Pink Ball Gown and a Blue Top Hat, See a White Number '66' on The Top Hat. Above The Top Hat, See an Ace of Clubs. With Her Right Hand, Katy Perry Holds a White Placard; See The Word 'TRUE' on The Placard in Gold Letters. With Her Left Hand, Katy Perry Holds a White Placard That says 'TURD' on it in Yellow Letters. To Katy Perry's Left, See an Image of Scarlett Johansson. Scarlett Johansson is Naked Except for a Pair of Black and Red Cowboy Boots. With Both Arms and Hands, Scarlett Johansson Holds a Lamb. See a Gold Number '66' Above Scarlett Johansson's Head. To Katy Perry's Right, See an Image of Jennifer Aniston. Jennifer Aniston is Naked, Her Arms and Legs have been Cut off at Elbows and Knees. The Handle of a Yellow Broom has Been Inserted Part Way into Jennifer Aniston's Vagina. See a Turd Between Jennifer Aniston's Breasts.
The Background on The Section is Black with Rows of Green Binary Code Strings.
At Top Center on Section, See a Perfume Bottle
At Bottom Center on Section, See The Word 'Values' in Silver Letters
In The Lower Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Erika Christensen. Erika Christensen Wears a White Ball Gown. See a Splotch of Feces on Erika Christensen's Gown (Drawer Positions Poo). See a Glowing Gold Number '808' Above Erika Christensen's Head. With Her Left Hand, Erika Christensen Holds a Turtle. With Her Right Hand, Erika Christensen Holds a Rubik's Cube. To Erika Christensen's Right, See an Image of Megan Stevenson. Megan Stevenson Wears a Yellow Rain-Coat and Yellow Galoshes. Her Legs are Bare. See a Silver Halo Above Megan Stevenson's Head. See a Glowing Gold '777' Above Megan Stevenson's Halo. See The Symbol 'Tonde' on The Left Arm of Megan Stevenson's Raincoat, 'Tonde' is in White Letters. With Her Right Hand, Megan Stevenson Holds a Glowing Gold Blow-Dryer. With Her Left Hand, Megan Stevenson Holds a Pink Hula Hoop. To Erika Christensen's Left, See a Leopard.
The Background on The Section is Black.
At Top Center on Section, See a White Number '901'.
At Bottom Center on Section, See The Word 'Moral' in Gold Letters
In The Lower Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Margie Phelps. Margie Phelps Stands on a Bronze Number '43'. Margie Phelps Wears a Yellow Sign That Covers Her Body from The Base of Her Neck to Her Mid-Thighs. Margie Phelps' Lower Legs, Feet, Arms, Hands, Neck and Head are Bare. On The Sign, See The Question 'Whose Momma Nasty?' in Black Letters. See a Chrome Bicycle-Kickstand Above Margie Phelps' Head. With Her Right Hand, Margie Phelps Holds a Sling-Shot. With Her Left Hand, Margie Phelps Holds a Pink Rectangular Box. The Label on The Box says 'AntiVirus' in Silver Letters.
The Background on The Section is Blue.
Across The Top of The Section, See The Name 'Uranus' in Silver Letters
At Bottom Center on Section, See a Beaver.
In The Upper Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Barbie Doll without Arms, Legs or Clothes
In The Lower Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Green Number '10'
In The Lower Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Blue Maple Leaf
In The Upper Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Hair-Brush
<20:20 The 69 Lilith 96 Deck>

The Mercurial 6
Hexagon
Scarlett Johansson
Centered on The Card, See an Image of Scarlett Johansson. Scarlett Johansson Stands on a Red Neon Sign That says 'SATAN'. Scarlett Johansson is Nude Except for a Pair of Black and Red Cowboy Boots and a Gold Helmet on Her Head. The Helmet Has 4 Horns That Point Toward The Top of The Card. See a Blood-Red Number '66' Between Scarlett Johansson's Breasts. Scarlett Johansson Uses Both of Her Hands to Hold a Glowing Crystal Skull in Front of Her Abdomen. See a Green Cocoon on The Forehead of The Crystal Skull. See a Crow on Scarlett Johansson's Left Shoulder, See a Silver Leprechaun on Her Right Shoulder. Above The Tips of The 4 Horns, See a Platinum Ram's Head with Razor Wire Wrapped Around The Horns.
To Scarlett Johansson's Right, See Baboon Sitting on Top of a Brown Barrel. On The Side of The Barrel, See The Term 'Monkeys' in Red Letters. Above The Baboon's Head, See a Yellow CBS Eye.
To Scarlett Johansson's Left, See a Pearl White Medusa with Albino Snakes for Hair. The Medusa is Naked, She Has The Form of an Earth Woman. The Medusa Wears Black Sunglasses; She Grimaces, See a Pair of Fangs in Her Mouth. Medusa Holds a Simon Game with Her Right Hand. With Her Left Hand, She Holds a Platinum Sex Demon Head Raised Over Her Head Like a Torch.
See a Nile Crocodile Under The 'SATAN' Sign.
The Background on The Card is Teal.
On The Upper Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Black Swan
On The Lower Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Black Number '41'
At The Top of The Card it says
'4-H Satanism'
At The Bottom of The Card it says
'The Scarlett Stone'
(Drawer Picks Colors of Bottom&Top Label Lettering)

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