Tuesday, January 6, 2015

Four 9-6 Tarot Cards for The Hour

See The ATM Machine Spit Out a Tarot Card Instead of Cash
The Background is Blue, The Margin is Silver
At The Center of The Card, See a Silver Ring 'O'. See an Image of Iliza Shlesinger Standing Naked Inside The Ring. Iliza Shlesinger Holds a Green Serpent Upraised with Left Hand, she holds a Rolled Up Glowing Gold Scroll in her Right Hand. See '2/22' in Red Between Iliza Shlesinger's Breasts. See a Platinum Lyre Above Iliza Shlesinger's Head. See a Bald Eagle Perched on Iliza Shlesinger's Right Shoulder. See 'Luke 18:27' in Gold Above Iliza Shlesinger's Pubic Area. See a Gold Slave Collar on Iliza Shlesinger's Neck. Iliza Shlesinger Smiles.
Above The Center Image, See the Image of Ellen G. White Seated w/Pen&Paper in Dark Dress. See a Crimson Banner Above Ellen G. White's Head. See '14 Ellen G. White 41' on The Banner, in Gold Lettering. Below The Image of Ellen G. White, See a Black '55'. To Ellen G. White's Right, See a Yellow '69'. To Ellen G. White's Left, See a Green '96'.
To The Right of The Center Image, See an Image of Rachel Maddow Smiling at her Newsdesk. On the Monitor Behind Rachel Maddow, See a Platinum Ram's Head w/Razor Wrapped Around The Horns. See a Green '41' Above The Ram's Head. The Background on Monitor is Crimson.
See 14 Small Green Trees Spread Across the Top Rachel Maddow's Desk. Rachel Maddow Holds a Shiny Metal Bicycle-Kickstand in her Hands, her Hands are resting on her Desk. See an English Setter Sitting in Front of Rachel Maddow's Desk.
Below The Center Image, See a Black '73' Surrounded by 4 Skulls. The Skull Above The '73' is Gray with a Pink 'N' on its Forehead. The Skull to the Right of The '73' is Yellow with a Blue 'E' on its Forehead. The Skull Under The '73' is Red with a White 'S' on its Forehead. The Skull to the Left of The '73' is Green with a Silver 'W' on its Forehead.
To The Left of The Center Image, See Ilse Koch Standing in Front of a Bronze Swastika. Ilse Koch is Wearing a Long Black Skirt, Black Boots, Black Gloves and She's Wearing a Silver Helmet w/Four White Horns on Her Head. Ilse Koch is not Wearing a Top. In Her Left Hand, Ilse Koch is Holding a Gold Maul. In Her Right Hand, Ilse Koch Holds a Platinum Sex Demon Head Upraised Like The Statue of Liberty's Torch. Above The Horn Tips on Ilse Koch's Helmet, See The Malīnalli Symbol. Ilse Koch Wears a Metallic Chain Around Her Neck, Hanging on The Chain Between Her Breasts, See a Shiny Metallic '90'.
On The Top Right Hand Corner of The Card, See Stripe from The Movie 'Gremlins'
On The Top Left Hand Corner, See a Gold Chess Queen
On The Lower Left Hand Corner, See a Pentacle
On The Lower Right Hand Corner, See Smurfette
On The Top of The Card, Below The Margin, it says 'Witchcraft' in Yellow
On The Bottom of The Card, Above The Margin, it says, 'Mictlantecuhtli 73' in Red
On The Top Margin of The Card it says 'Ilse Koch 90' in Black
On The Bottom Margin of The Card it says 'Iliza Shlesinger 2/22' in Red
On The Right Margin of The Card it says 'Rachel Maddow 14' in Red
On The Left Margin of The Card it says 'Pluto 404' in Black
See a Diamond on Each of The Four Corners of The Card's Margin
<Tarantula Nebula 2070 Card, Green Eggs & Ham>

20:20 Abigail Folger 99 Turns Over a Card
The Card is Divided into 4 Sections, at The Center of The Card where The 4 Sections Meet,
See a Badger Holding a Bugle
In The Upper Left Hand Section of The Card, See a Burning Bush. On The Burning Bush, See a Blue Medusa Head with 5 Silver Serpents for Hair. The Medusa Head Wears Black Sunglasses Over Her Eyes. See a White Tea-Cup in The Medusa Head's Open Mouth. On The Side of The Cup, See a Black '92'. Above The Burning Bush, See a Gold Grouse. To The Right of The Burning Bush, See an Image of Evangelist Anita Fuentes. Evangelist Anita Fuentes Sits on a Buffalo, She Wears a Black Hooded-Robe and Black Boots. She Holds a Bow Drawn with Arrow Pointed at Viewer. Above Evangelist Anita Fuentes' Head, See a Green '84'. To The Left of The Burning Bush, See an Image of Marianne Thieme. Marianne Thieme Wears a Glowing White Robe, See a Glowing Gold Halo Above Marianne Thieme's Head. Marianne Thieme Stands, Holding a Yellow Caduceus with Her Left Hand and an Ace of Hearts Card with Her Right Hand.
See a Flaming Red '56' Above Marianne Thieme's Head.
The Background on The Section is Silver.
At Top Center on Section, See a Black Ski-Mask.
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Word 'Verbal' in Teal Letters.
In The Upper Right Hand Section of The Card, See a Nude, Red Woman w/White Hair. The Red Woman Sits on a Red Andalusian Horse. The Red Woman Holds a Closed Padlock with Her Right Hand. See a X-Mas Nutcracker Man on The Red Woman's Left Shoulder. See a Glowing White '66' Between The Red Woman's Breasts. Above The Red Woman's Head, See a Red and White Candy Cane. To The Red Woman's Right, See an Aluminum Garbage Can, the Garbage Can Lid is On. On The Side of The Garbage Can, See a Red Cross. To The Red Woman's Left, See a Standing Mirror. On The Face of The Mirror, See an Image of Paula White. Paula White Stands on a Blue Neon Sign that says 'NISUS'. Paula White Wears Black Overalls with a Red and White Long-Sleeved Button-Up Checkered Shirt Under. Paula White Wears Red Boots. See Halloween Costume Devil's Horns on Paula White's Head. Paula White Wears Her Hair in Corn-Rows. Paula White Holds a Glowing Gold Key with Her Left Hand, She Holds a Ace of Spades Card with Her Right Hand.
The Background on The Section is Black
At Top Center on Section, See a Crystal Swan.
At Bottom Center on Section, See a Gold '4'
In The Lower Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Sasha Grey. Sasha Grey Stands on a Platinum '16'. Sasha Grey Wears a Chain Mail Gown, See a Glowing Gold Halo Above Sasha Grey's Head. Sasha Grey Holds a Flaming Black Three-Pronged Trident with Her Right Hand, She Holds a Calculator with Her Left Hand. See a Flaming Black '6' Above Sasha Grey's Halo. To Sasha Grey's Right, See a Front-Loader Washing Machine. See a Green Genie Lamp on Top of The Washing Machine. See a Glowing White '37' on The Door of The Washing Machine. To Sasha Grey's Left, See an Image of Chelsea Gilson. Chelsea Gilson stands on a Copper Sign that says 'MEROPE'. Chelsea Gilson is Nude, See a Black '1D' Between Chelsea Gilson's Breasts. See The Symbol 'Tonla' in Copper Letters Above Chelsea Gilson's Head. Chelsea Gilson Holds a Judge's Gavel with Her Right Hand, She Holds an Ace of Clubs Card with Her Left Hand.
The Background on The Section is White
Across The Top of The Section, See The Name 'Moby Dick' in Black Letters
At Bottom Center of The Section, See a Blue '4'
In The Lower Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Danica Patrick. Danica Patrick Stands on a Green Neon Sign that says 'CHARIOT'. Danica Patrick Wears a Coat of White Feathers, and Platinum Cowboy Boots. Danica Patrick Holds an Ace of Diamonds Cards with Her Right Hand, She Holds a Yard Stick with Her Left Hand. To Danica Patrick's Right, See a Lamassu, To Danica Patrick's Left, See a Lamassu. Above Danica Patrick's Head, See a Lily.
The Background on The Section is Pink.
At Top Center on Section, See a Sugar Cube
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Word 'Pussy' in White Letters.
In The Upper Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Cooked Turkey
In The Lower Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Coyote
In The Lower Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Blue Number '85'
In The Upper Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Gray Stone
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The Venusian 6

WildCard

Fury Maul=Sasha Grey

At The Center of The Card, See The Head of a Dark-Haired, Pale-Skinned Woman, The Woman Wears Black Sunglasses and Has a Large Erect Black Penis Protruding from Her Forehead like a Horn, The Woman has a Sideways Vagina for a Mouth and Some Beard on Her Left Cheek

The Background of The Card is Pearl White

See a Green 'XXX 808' at Top Center of the Card, See A Blonde Female Angel, Wearing Jumbo Green-Rimmed Sunglasses and a Glowing White Robe, Seated on a Rhino to the Left to the 'XXX 808'

See a Glowing Obsidian Cube in the Bottom Right Hand Corner of the Card,

At Bottom Center it says

'Sex Demon' 

20:20 Abigail Folger 99 Turns Over a Card
The Card is Divided into 4 Sections, at The Center of The Card where The 4 Sections Meet,
See an Image of Ms. Pac-Man
In The Upper Left Hand Section of The Card, See a Nude Muscular Bronze Man with The Head of a Monitor Lizard. The Bronze Man Has an Erection. See a White Number '43' on The Bronze Man's Chest. The Bronze Man Holds a Silver Javelin with His Left Hand. He Holds a Human Vertebral Column with His Right Hand. See a Cipactli Symbol to The Bronze Man's Left, See a Cuauhtli Symbol to The Bronze Man's Right. See a Red-and-White U-Magnet Above The Bronze Man's Head (Drawer Points Prongs on U-Magnet).
The Background on Section is Milky White.
Across The Bottom of The Section, See Then Name 'Quetzalcoatl' in Green Letters.
At Top Center On Section, See a Blue Number '109'
In The Upper Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Debra Messing. Debra Messing is Naked on an Operating Table, Her Wrists and Ankles are in Restraints. Viewer Looks Down at Operating Table from Above. See a Blue Number '61' Between Debra Messing's Breasts. To Debra Messing's Right, See an Image of C-3PO Wearing a Doctor's Mask. C-3PO Holds a Turkey Baster in Left Hand and a Meat Cleaver in Right Hand. To Debra Messing's Left, See an Image of Teresa Giudice. Teresa Giudice Wears a High-Collared Blue Cape, She is Naked Underneath. See a Gold Number '41' Between Teresa Giudice's Breasts. See a Diamond Necklace Around Her Neck. Teresa Giudice Looks Up at The Viewer. Teresa Giudice Holds a Butterfly Net with Her Right Hand, She Holds a Gold Bar with Her Left Hand.
The Background on The Section is Cement Gray.
At Top Center On Section, See The Name 'Phobos' in Red Letters
At Bottom Center On Section, See a Black Number '1999'
In The Lower Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Marilyn Monroe Standing on a Neon Pink Sign That Says 'PUSSY'. Marilyn Monroe Wears Only a Pink Football Jersey with a White Number '22' on The Front. Marilyn Monroe Holds a Platinum Chalice with Her Left Hand, See a Black CBS Eye on The Chalice. Marilyn Monroe Holds a Ping-Pong Paddle with Her Right Hand. See a Red Number '64' on The Ping-Pong Paddle. See a Glowing White Light Bulb Above Marilyn Monroe's Head. See a White Bunny Rabbit on Marilyn Monroe's Right Shoulder. To Marilyn Monroe's Left, See a Green Sex Demon Head. To Marilyn Monroe's Right, See a White Sex Demon Head. The Background on The Section is Black.
At Top Center on Section, See The Symbol 'Tonde' in White
At Bottom Center on Section, See a Red Number '901'
In The Lower Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Elizabeth Warren. Elizabeth Warren Wears a Red Leather Trenchcoat, White Overalls, Black Boots and Black Shirt Under Overalls. Elizabeth Warren Holds a Ping-Pong Paddle with Her Left Hand, See a Yellow Number '64' on The Ping-Pong Paddle. Elizabeth Warren Holds a Tommy Gun with Her Right Hand. See a Weasel on Elizabeth Warren's Left Shoulder. See a Black and Green Ying and Yang Symbol Above Elizabeth Warren's Head. To Elizabeth Warren's Right, See a Silver Woman. The Silver Woman is Nude Except for a Bronze Helmet with a Red Crest. The Silver Woman Has a Blood-Red Number '44' Between Her Breasts. The Silver Woman Holds a Flaming Sword Upraised with Her Right Hand, She Holds a Hand-Mirror with Her Left Hand. See an Image of Hillary Clinton's Face on The Face of The Hand-Mirror. To Elizabeth Warren's Left, See an Image of Margie Phelps. Margie Phelps Wears Blue Overalls, Black Boots and a Red Shirt Under Overalls. Margie Phelps Looks Toward Elizabeth Warren. Margie Phelps Holds a Dagger with Her Right Hand, The Dagger is Pointed Toward Elizabeth Warren. Margie Phelps Holds a Steel Chess Queen with Her Left Hand. See a Yellow Number '43' on The Breast of Margie Phelps' Overalls. See a Red Number '43' on Margie Phelps' Left Boot.
The Background on The Section is Yellow.
At Top Center on Section, See a Black Number, '199'
At Bottom Center on Section, See The Name 'Enyo' in Blood-Red Letters
In The Upper Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Maggot
In The Lower Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Blue Number '10'
In The Lower Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See an Orange Traffic Cone
In The Upper Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Black Mouse
<20:20 The 69 Lilith 96 Deck>

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