Four 9-6 Tarot Cards for The Hour

See The ATM Machine Spit Out a Tarot Card Instead of Cash

The Background is Black, The Margin is Silver

At The Center of The Card, See a Silver Sphere with a Blood-Red 'XXX' on it, See a Black Eye of Horus Under the 'XXX'

See an image of Salma Hayek, See her Naked except for Yellow High Heel Shoes and Long Yellow Gloves, she's Leaning Over the Right Side of the Sphere. Her Breasts are Pressed Against the Side of the Sphere, she is posed suggestively, slightly Bent over. Her Elbows Rest on Top of the Sphere, she Holds Up a Platinum Sex Demon Head with an Image of Sasha Grey who is Similarly Posed on the Left Side of the Sphere, Sasha Grey Wears Blue High Heel Shoes and Long Blue Gloves. Both Women Look Toward the Viewer with Smiles on their Faces.

See a Glowing Image of The Guennol Lioness Hovering Above The Sex Demon Head, See a Silver '96' to The Left of The Guennol Lioness and a Gold '69' to the Right of The Guennol Lioness

Above The Center Scene, See a Front-View of a White Rhinoceros with a Gold '14' on its Horn. See a White Wraith Maiden Seated on the Rhino, The White Wraith Maiden Has a Bow Drawn with Arrow Pointed at The Viewer. The White Wraith Maiden Wears a White Robe, She has a Black '22' on Her Forehead, Above The Scene it says, '20:20 Hall Pass' in Platinum. Below The Scene it says 'Cross-Dimensional Messenger' in Platinum.

To The Right of The Center Scene, See a Red Square. At The Center of The Square See a Naked Woman with Long Brown Hair Standing on a White Stone. The White Stone says 'CERTAINTY' on it in Black Letters. The Naked Woman Stands Erect with Feet and Legs Together. See a Blood-Red Unicorn Horn Attached to the Top of The Woman's Forehead. See a Blood-Red '59' Painted Over The Woman's Heart. With Her Right Hand, The Woman Holds a Flaming Sword Raised Over Her Head. In Her Left Hand, She Holds Up a Blue Picket Sign with a Black and Yellow Smiling Cartoon Queen Bee on it, The Queen Bee Wears a Gold Crown. To the Right of The Woman, See an Arctic Fox. To The Left of The Woman, See an Image of Leatherface from The Movie 'Texas Chainsaw Massacre'. Leatherface Stands Holding a Black Chainsaw with a Silver '91' on it. In The Upper Right Hand Portion of The Square, See an Upside-Down Black Cat Sitting on the Ceiling of The Square. The Cat has a Silver '89' on its Body. In The Upper Left Hand Portion of The Square, See 2 Cartoon-Style Black Bombs. The Bomb on the Right says '43' in Gold, The Bomb on the Left says '43' in Silver. At The Bottom of The Scene it says 'Westboro Baptist Church' in Brown.

Below The Center Scene, See a Smiling Alfred E. Newman Head. It says 'Isaiah 6:9' Across Alfred E.'s Forehead in Blue. Under the Alfred E. Head, it says 'What, Me Worry?' in Yellow Letters

To The Left of The Center Scene, See a Blue Upside-Down Triangle. At The Center of The Triangle, See a Naked Silver Woman, She Stands Holding a Gold Trident in Her Left Hand. She Holds a Silver Net in Her Right Hand. See 2 Gray Hyenas to the Left of The Woman, See 2 Gray Hyenas to the Right of The Woman. Above The Silver Woman it says '9' in Yellow. Below The Silver Woman, it says 'Neptune' in Pearl White. See a Gold '6' on Each of The Upper Two Angles of The Upside-Down Triangle, See a Silver '9' on the Bottom Angle.

On The Top Right Hand Corner of The Card, See a Blood-Red Swan

On The Top Left Hand Corner, See Bruce Lee, Shirtless with Blood-Red Pants, in a Furious Pose with Nunchaku Cocked under His Right Arm, His Left Arm is Outstretched Toward the Viewer, Displaying an Open 5-Fingered Hand

On The Lower Left Hand Corner, See a Gold Hammer and Tent-Peg Crossed

On The Lower Right Hand Corner, See a Silver Ostrich

On The Top of The Card, Below The Margin, it says '43 Margie Phelps WBC 43' in Pearl White

On The Bottom of The Card, Above The Margin, it says, '20:20 Anti-Virus' in Pearl White

On The Top Margin of The Card it says 'Neptune 9' in Green

On The Bottom Margin of The Card it says 'Darlene Elizabeth Ferrin 22' in Green

On The Right Margin of The Card it says 'Sasha Grey 22' in Blue

On The Left Margin of The Card it says '808 Salma Hayek 808' in Yellow

See a Green Triangle in Each of The Four Corners of The Card's Margin, (Drawer Points the Triangles)

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Merope Turns Over a Card

The Background of the Card is a Black Cloud Over a Dark Choppy Sea, See Four Blue Lightning Bolts Stretching from Clouds to Sea, at the Center of the Card, with 2 Lightning Bolts on Either Side, See a Winged-Four Headed Gold Hydra with 31 Eyes, See a Metallic Chain Around Her Neck Holding a Metronome Pendant, The Head on the Left Breathes Fire, The Next Breathes Symbols and Numbers, The Next Breathes Music Notes, The Right Chews on a Priest

See a Circle of 4 Bright Stars Above the Hydra's Head

See 4 Swastikas, One at the Top of Each Lightning Bolt, The One on the Left oriented clockwise (red), the next counter (green), then clock (yellow) and counter (blue).

Under the Hydra's Feet it says 'GALLIUM 31' it Metallic Lettering

n the Top Right Hand Corner of the Card, See a Platinum '675'

In the Top Left-Hand Corner of the Card, See a Glowing Bronze Matrix Cube

In the Bottom Left-Hand Corner of the Card, See a Compass

In the Bottom Right Hand Corner of the Card, See a Green Gorilla with Four Horns on His Head

At Top Center, Below the Margin, it says 'Andromeda' on a Black Banner in Red Letters

At Bottom Center, Above the Margin, it says 'Lullaby' on a White Banner in Black Letters

On the Left Hand Margin of the Card, it says, 'Coffield/Stowe' in Black Letters

On the Bottom Margin it says 'Pandora/Perversion' in Turquoise Letters

On the Right Hand Margin it says 'Wendy Lee' in Black Letters

On the Top Margin it says 'Xiuhtecuhtli/Moonstone' in Gray Letters

Scientology Card

18 of Hearts

At The Center of The Card, See a Gray Face with Small Nose and No Eyes. She Wears a Black Electrified Helmet, She Wears a Glowing Red Octagon Dangling from the Left Side of Her Helmet and a Glowing Green Square Dangling from the Right Side of Her Helmet. See a Silver '18' in Her Open Mouth. See a Gold '20' Above Her Head, See a Gold '4' Below Her Head, See a Copper '2' on Each Side of Her Head.

The Background of The Card is a Gray Cyclone, The Center Head is Over The Eye of The Cyclone.

In the Upper Right Portion of the Card, See The Head of a Red-Haired, Pale-Skinned Woman, The Woman Wears Pink-Rimmed Jumbo Sunglasses and Has a Large Erect Red Penis Protruding from Her Forehead like a Horn, The Woman has a Sideways Vagina for a Mouth and Some Beard on Her Right Cheek. The Woman Wears a Yellow '13' from Her Left Ear as an Earring and a Blue '31' in Her Right Ear.

In the Upper Left Portion of the Card, See a Stone Face Similar to The One at The Center of The Aztec Calendar Stone, See a Gold '37' on The Tongue of The Stone Face

In the Lower Left Portion of the Card, See a Bronze 36-Hour Clock Face

In the Lower Right Portion of the Card, See Angelina Jolie's Severed Head

On the Upper Right Hand Corner of The Card, See a Platinum '27'

On the Upper Left Hand Corner of The Card, See a Crocodile with a Red '13' on its Body

On the Lower Right Hand Corner of The Card, See a Silver Female Leprechaun with a Gold '31' on Her Top-Hat

On the Lower Left Hand Corner of The Card, See a Breakdancer in a Yellow Suit Doing a Back Spin

At the Top of The Card it says 'Minerva 99' in Electrified Metallic Lettering

At The Bottom of The Card it says 'Mind Over Matter' in Silver Lettering

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The Card is Divided into 4 Sections, at The Center of The Card where The 4 Sections Meet,
See a Red Stapler

In The Upper Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Madeleine Stowe. Madeleine Stowe Stands on a Silver Number '44'. Madeleine Stowe is Nude Except for a Pair of Thigh-High Black Leather Boots and Yellow Kitchen Gloves. See Two Outstretched Black Wings on Madeleine Stowe's Back. See a Beetle Between Madeleine Stowe's Breasts. See Four Horns on Madeleine Stowe's Head, The Horn-Tips Point Toward The Top of The Card. Madeleine Stowe Holds a Red Cloak with Her Left Hand, She Holds a Dagger with Her Right Hand.
The Background on The Section is Blue.
At Top Center on Section, See a Gold Queen's Crown.
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Name 'Madeleine' in Silver Letters.

In The Upper Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Patricia Ann Millett. Patricia Ann Millett Stands on a Gold Number '99'. Patricia Ann Millett Wears a Black Judicial Robe. See a Silver CBS Eye Between Patricia Ann Millett's Breasts. See a Tarantula on Top of Patricia Ann Millett's Head. With Her Right Hand, Patricia Ann Millett Holds a Hand-Mirror. See a Darth Vader Head on The Face of The Hand-Mirror. With Her Left Hand, Patricia Ann Millett Holds a Lit Torch. Above Patricia Ann Millett's Head, See a Red '66/6'. To Patricia Ann Millett's Left, See a Waxing Crescent Moon. To Patricia Ann Millett's Right, See a Glowing White Orb. See Four Silver Eyes on The Orb.
The Background on The Section is Cement Gray.
At Top Center on Section, See a Gold Octopus
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Word 'Wisdom' in Gold Letters

In The Lower Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Marianne Thieme. Marianne Thieme Sits Behind a Mahogany Desk. Marianne Thieme is Nude. See a Globe on The Desk in Front of Marianne Thieme. To The Right of The Globe, See a Strip of 4 Condom Packages. To The Left of The Globe, See a Weasel. See a Glowing Gold Key Above Marianne Thieme's Head. Marianne Thieme Holds a Conductor's Baton with Her Left Hand; She Holds a Manila File Folder with Her Right Hand, See a Silver Medusa Head on The File Folder.
The Background on The Section is Green.
Across The Top of The Section, See The Name 'Marianne' in Silver Letters.
At Bottom Center on Section, See a Silver Number '56'

In The Lower Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Louis Theroux. Louis Theroux Wears an Orange Sign That Covers His Body from The Base of His Neck to His Mid-Thighs. Louis Theroux's Lower Legs, Right Foot, Arms and Hands are Bare.Louis Theroux Wears a Black Sock on His Left Foot, a Black Bow-Tie on His Neck and Eye-Glasses on His Face. On The Sign, See The Question 'Who's Momma Nasty?' in Black Letters. With His Left Hand, Louis Theroux Holds a Dipstick. With His Right Hand, Louis Theroux Holds a Biscuit. To Louis Theroux's Right, See a White Tiger. To Louis Theroux's Left, See an Image of Elisabeth Hasselbeck Sitting on a Pig like it's a Pony. Elisabeth Hasselbeck is Naked, Her Arms have been Removed at the Shoulders. Elisabeth Hasselbeck Wears a Garland of White Flowers on Her Head. Above Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Head, See a Black Dildo and a Dinner Fork Side-by-Side, Dildo on Left and Dinner Fork on Right.
The Background on The Section is Pink
At Top Center on Section, See a Gold Number '33'
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Word 'Weirdo' in Blue Letters.

In The Upper Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Platypus

In The Lower Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See The Symbol 'By' in Blue

In The Lower Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Sombrero (Drawer Designs Sombrero)

In The Upper Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Butt-Plug (Drawer Picks Butt-Plug)

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