Four 9-6 Tarot Cards for The Hour

The Martian 6

Hexagon

69 Avril D. Haines 96, Marianne Thieme 56, Katie Boer 92, Megan Stevenson 21

See a Large Two-Sided Tarot Card in the Shape of an Octagon, the Card is as Big as a Stop Sign

On One Side, See an Image of Aleister Crowley at The Center of The Card. See 4 Hexagons Surrounding The Center Image; Above, Below, Left, Right. The Background Under The Hexagons is Obsidian Black. At The Top of The Card, See a Gold Banner that says 'Family' on it in Black Letters.

The Hexagon Above The Center Image is Red, See a Black and Red Kali Yantra on The Hexagon. At The Hexagon's Top Center, See The Name 'Kali' in Black Letters. At Hexagon's Bottom Center, See The Number '11' in Black.

The Hexagon to The Right of The Center Image is Green, See an Image of Marianne Thieme as a Mermaid. She Sits on a Stone, She Holds a Conch Shell to Her Ear with Her Right Hand. She Holds a Gold Chalice with Her Left Hand. See an Onyx Stone on The Chalice. See a Turquoise Octagon Between Marianne Thieme's Breasts. See a Silver Number '56' on The Octagon. Above Marianne Thieme, See a Magic Square in Black Ink:
31,73,7,
13,37,61,
67,1,43.
See The Word 'Certainty' Written in White Letters on The Gray Stone that Marianne Thieme is Sitting On.
At Bottom Center of Hexagon, See The Name 'Marianne Thieme' in Silver Letters

The Hexagon Below The Center Image is Orange. See The Silhouette of a Volcano on The Hexagon. Above The Mouth of The Volcano, See an Erect Stone Phallus Pointing Toward The Top of The Card. To The Right of The Phallus, See a Silver Guitar. To The Left of The Phallus, See a 16-Keypad.
On The Body of The Volcano, See 10 White Dots Drawn to Form a Tetractys.
At Bottom Center of Hexagon, See The Name 'Xiuhtecuhtli' in White Letters

The Hexagon to The Left of The Center Image is Pearl White. See an Image of Katie Boer Nude, She Sits on Top of a Black Piano. Katie Boer Sits with Her Knees Bent and Legs Spread, Her Feet up on The Piano. See a Gold Sex Demon Head Between Katie Boer's Thighs. Katie Boer Grips The Penis on The Sex Demon Head with Her Right Hand. With Her Left Hand, She Holds a Hand-Mirror Raised Above Her Head. On The Face of Mirror, See The Number '41' in Blue.
See a Green Cocoon Between Katie Boer's Breasts. On The Cocoon, See The Number '92' in Gold.
At Bottom Center of Hexagon, See The Name 'Katie Boer' in Blood-Red Letters.

On The Other Side, See an Image of Sharon Tate at The Center of The Card. See 4 Hexagons Surrounding The Center Image; Above, Below, Left, Right. The Background Under The Hexagons is Pearl White. At The Bottom of The Card, See a Silver Banner that says 'Immortals' on it in White Letters.

The Hexagon Above The Center Image is Obsidian Black, On The Hexagon, See an Image of Megan Stevenson Standing in Front of a DeLorean. See a Pink License Plate on The DeLorean that says 'BLACKJACK' in Black Letters. Megan Stevenson Wears a Black Latex Bodysuit. See a Silver CBS Eye On Her Body Suit, Over Her Breasts. Megan Stevenson Holds an Open Straight-Razor in Her Right Hand, She Holds a Hand-Mirror in Her Left Hand. See an Arctic Fox on The Face of The Mirror. See a Gold Rabbit's Foot Above Megan Stevenson's Head.
At Bottom Center of Hexagon, See The Name 'Megan Stevenson' in Pink.

The Hexagon to The Right of The Center Image is Red, On The Hexagon, See a Nude Woman's Form with The Head of a Hyena. She Wears an Electrified Metal Helmet on Her Head, The Helmet has 3 Slender Metal Horns. See a Crow Above The Horn-Tips, The Crow is Facing The Viewer with Wings Outstretched. See Blue Music Notes,Snakes&Centipedes Flowing Out of The Open Hyena Mouth.
See a Flaming Number '92' Between The Figure's Breasts.
She Holds an Electrified Metal Trident in Her Left Hand. She Holds a Platinum Sex Demon Head with Her Right Hand. See a Genie Lamp Between Her Feet.
To Her Left, See a Spider Web with a Bronze CBS Eye at The Center of The Web.
To Her Right, See a Model of Washington Monument.
At Bottom Center of Hexagon, See The Name 'The Morrígan' in Silver Letters.

The Hexagon Below The Center Image is Green, On The Hexagon, See an Image of Avril D. Haines in a Red Latex Body Suit. See a Gold CBS Eye on Her Body Suit, Over Her Breasts. She Holds a White Rabbit by The Ears with Her Left Hand. See a Black Top Hat by Her Left Foot. See a Faint Gray Ace of Spades Drawn Onto Her Left Sleeve. She Holds a Conductor's Baton in Her Right Hand. See Stripe from The Movie 'Gremlins' Next to Her Right Foot. See Yellow Binary Code Flowing from Her Mouth. See a Platinum '9-6' Above Her Head. To Her Left, See a Platinum Medusa Head Wearing Sunglasses. To Her Right, See a Candy Cane-Striped Red&White Chess Queen.
At Bottom Center, See The Name 'Avril D. Haines' in Tie-Dye Letters Between a Cheech Head on The Left and a Chong Head on The Right.

The Hexagon to The Left of The Center Image is Orange. On The Hexagon, See a Muscular Nude Male Form with Erect Penis. The Figure has a TV for a Head. The TV Head has a Pair of Bull's Horns. See a Platinum CBS Eye on The Screen. The Figure Holds a Flaming Sword in His Right Hand, He Holds a Ping-Pong Paddle in His Left Hand. See a White Number '73' on The Ping-Pong Paddle. See a Vulture Perched on His Left Horn. See a Smurf Impaled on The Tip of His Right Horn. See a Pyramid of Skulls Behind Him.
At Bottom Center of Hexagon, See The Name 'Mictlantecuhtli' in Green Letters.

The Mercurial 6

Joan of Arc Card

Amber Rose

Centered on The Card, See an Image of Amber Rose. Amber Rose is Nude, Standing on a Neon Green Number '20'. With Both Hands, Amber Rose Holds a Neon Red Number '18' in Front of Her Breasts. To Amber Rose's Left, See a Neon Blue Number '2'. To Amber Rose's Right, See a Neon Orange Number '2'. Above Amber Rose's Head, See a Glowing Gold Number '4'.

In The Upper Right Hand Portion of The Card, See an Abacus

In The Upper Left Hand Portion of The Card, See a 16-Keypad

In The Lower Left Hand Portion of The Card, See a Pink and Silver Joker's Head

In The Lower Right Hand Portion of The Card, See a Silver Sex Demon Head

On The Upper Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See The Letter 'A' in Neon Green

On The Upper Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See The Letter 'G' in Neon Orange

On The Lower Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See The Letter 'C' in Neon Blue

On The Lower Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See The Letter 'T' in Neon Red

The Background on The Card is Obsidian Back

At The Top of The Card it says

'Mathematics'

At The Bottom of The Card it says

'The Amber Rose Stone'

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The Card is Divided into 4 Sections, at The Center of The Card where The 4 Sections Meet,
See a Red Backpack

In The Upper Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Elisabeth Hasselbeck. Elisabeth Hasselbeck Stands on a Blood-Red Number '44'. Elisabeth Hasselbeck is Naked Except for a Black Slave Collar on Her Neck. Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Arms have been removed at the Shoulders. See a Blood-Red Number '13' Above Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Vagina, See a Blue Number '31' Between Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Breasts. Above Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Head, See an Open Straight-Razor. See a Black Number '41' on Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Left Thigh. To Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Right, See a Black Beast Man with Two Horns on His Head. The Black Beast Man has an Erection. With His Right Hand, The Beast Man Holds Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Right Arm Raised Above His Head. With His Left Hand, The Beast Man Holds Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Left Arm Raised Above His Head. To Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Left, See a Platinum Chess Queen. Above The Platinum Chess Queen, See a Glowing Gold Pen. Below The Platinum Chess Queen, See The Word 'Access' in Glowing Gold Letters.
The Background on The Section is Milky White.
At Top Center on Section, See The Symbol 'GHI' in Gold
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Words, 'The Hard Way' in Black Letters.

In The Upper Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Katy Perry. Katy Perry Stands on a Silver Number '66'. Katy Perry Wears a Pink Ball Gown and a Blue Top Hat, See a White Number '66' on The Top Hat. Above The Top Hat, See an Ace of Clubs. With Her Right Hand, Katy Perry Holds a White Placard; See The Word 'TRUE' on The Placard in Gold Letters. With Her Left Hand, Katy Perry Holds a White Placard That says 'TURD' on it in Yellow Letters. To Katy Perry's Left, See an Image of Scarlett Johansson. Scarlett Johansson is Naked Except for a Pair of Black and Red Cowboy Boots. With Both Arms and Hands, Scarlett Johansson Holds a Lamb. See a Gold Number '66' Above Scarlett Johansson's Head. To Katy Perry's Right, See an Image of Jennifer Aniston. Jennifer Aniston is Naked, Her Arms and Legs have been Cut off at Elbows and Knees. The Handle of a Yellow Broom has Been Inserted Part Way into Jennifer Aniston's Vagina. See a Turd Between Jennifer Aniston's Breasts.
The Background on The Section is Black with Rows of Green Binary Code Strings.
At Top Center on Section, See a Perfume Bottle
At Bottom Center on Section, See The Word 'Values' in Silver Letters

In The Lower Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Erika Christensen. Erika Christensen Wears a White Ball Gown. See a Splotch of Feces on Erika Christensen's Gown (Drawer Positions Poo). See a Glowing Gold Number '808' Above Erika Christensen's Head. With Her Left Hand, Erika Christensen Holds a Turtle. With Her Right Hand, Erika Christensen Holds a Rubik's Cube. To Erika Christensen's Right, See an Image of Megan Stevenson. Megan Stevenson Wears a Yellow Rain-Coat and Yellow Galoshes. Her Legs are Bare. See a Silver Halo Above Megan Stevenson's Head. See a Glowing Gold '777' Above Megan Stevenson's Halo. See The Symbol 'Tonde' on The Left Arm of Megan Stevenson's Raincoat, 'Tonde' is in White Letters. With Her Right Hand, Megan Stevenson Holds a Glowing Gold Blow-Dryer. With Her Left Hand, Megan Stevenson Holds a Pink Hula Hoop. To Erika Christensen's Left, See a Leopard.
The Background on The Section is Black.
At Top Center on Section, See a White Number '901'.
At Bottom Center on Section, See The Word 'Moral' in Gold Letters

In The Lower Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Margie Phelps. Margie Phelps Stands on a Bronze Number '43'. Margie Phelps Wears a Yellow Sign That Covers Her Body from The Base of Her Neck to Her Mid-Thighs. Margie Phelps' Lower Legs, Feet, Arms, Hands, Neck and Head are Bare. On The Sign, See The Question 'Whose Momma Nasty?' in Black Letters. See a Chrome Bicycle-Kickstand Above Margie Phelps' Head. With Her Right Hand, Margie Phelps Holds a Sling-Shot. With Her Left Hand, Margie Phelps Holds a Pink Rectangular Box. The Label on The Box says 'AntiVirus' in Silver Letters.
The Background on The Section is Blue.
Across The Top of The Section, See The Name 'Uranus' in Silver Letters
At Bottom Center on Section, See a Beaver.

In The Upper Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Barbie Doll without Arms, Legs or Clothes

In The Lower Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Green Number '10'

In The Lower Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Blue Maple Leaf

In The Upper Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Hair-Brush

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The Card is Divided into 4 Sections, at The Center of The Card where The 4 Sections Meet, See a Bronze Sex Demon Head

In The Upper Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Sarah Silverman Centered on The Section. Sarah Silverman Wears a High-Collared Blood-Red Robe. Sarah Silverman Grimaces, Showing Vampire Teeth in Her Open Mouth. See a Trail of Blood Running from The Left Corner of Her Mouth to Her Chin. With Both of Her Hands, Sarah Silverman Holds a Piece of Cardboard in Front of Her Breasts. See 'Zechariah 5:8' Written Across The Cardboard in Green. The Background on The Section is Cement Gray. At Top Center, See a White Number '66'. At Bottom Center, See 'Sick Bitch' in Black Letters.

In The Upper Right Hand Section of The Card, See Raymond Lee Washington's Mugshot. At Top Center of The Section, See The Symbols '20:20 20:20' in Blue. At Bottom Center of The Section, See 'Crip' in Blue Letters.

In The Lower Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Cobie Smulders. Cobie Smulders is Nude, Her Arms and Legs are Removed. She is Mounted on a White Wall. See Tubes and Wires Running From Her Genitals and Neck to a Black Panel on The Wall to Her Left. See The Eye of HAL 9000 on The Panel, Above The Tubes and Wires. See a Blue Number '77' Between Cobie Smulders' Breasts. At Top Center of Section, See 'Wicked Manifest' in Electrified Metallic Lettering. At Bottom Center of Section, See a Gold CBS Eye.

In The Lower Left Hand Section of The Card, See a Console TV. On The Screen, See an Image of Heather O' Rourke in a Black Hooded Sweat-Shirt. Heather O' Rourke Holds Up a 16-Keypad with Her Left Hand. She Flips The Viewer The Bird with Her Right Hand. At Top Center of Section, See 'At-Tariq' in Blue Letters. At Bottom Center of Section, See 'Hollywood' in White Letters.

In The Upper Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Monopoly Game Car

In The Lower Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See The Symbol 'De' in Red

In The Lower Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See an Ant

In The Upper Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Silver Number '44'

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