Four 9-6 Tarot Cards for The Hour

See The ATM Machine Spit Out a Tarot Card Instead of Cash

The Background is Yellow, The Margin is Silver

At The Center of The Card, See a Platinum Medusa's Head with '808' Painted on Her Forehead in Gold. See an Image of Joyce Meyer Kneeling on Top of The Medusa Head. Joyce Meyer Wears Red Plate Armor Below The Neck. She Holds a Flaming Double-Bitted Battle Axe in her Left Hand. She Holds a Holy Bible in her Right Hand. See '20:20' on Joyce Meyer's Breastplate in Gold. See a Glowing White Crystal Skull Above Joyce Meyer's Head. The Skull as a Red '44' on its Forehead. Joyce Meyer isn't Smiling.

Above The Center Scene, See a Silver Woman's Head. The Woman Wears Red Sunglasses. See a Four-Headed Hydra in Her Open Mouth. Above The Woman's Head, See a Bazooka and an Assault Rifle Crossed. See a Silver '54' at the Center of the X. Below The Woman's Head, See a Green Banner that says 'Gudrun Ensslin' on it in Silver.

To The Right of The Center Scene, See an Image of Aleister Crowley Sitting Behind a Desk. Aleister Crowley Wears a Black Robe and a Bald Head. See a Crystal Ball on the Desk in Front of Aleister Crowley. See a Blue '24' on the Face of the The Crystal Ball. See a Tarantula On Top of The Crystal Ball. Aleister Crowley Holds Up a 'Devil' Card, from The Major Arcana, in His Left Hand. Aleister Crowley Holds a Conch Shell to His Right Ear with His Right Hand. Aleister Crowley is not Smiling. Above Crowley's Head, See a Man in a Business Suit Running on a Rat-Wheel. The Running Man Holds a Briefcase in his Right Hand. Below the Scene, See a Red Banner that says 'Aleister Crowley' on it in Gold.

Below The Center Scene, See an American Flag. See an Image of Planet Earth At The Center of The Flag. Above The Image of Earth, See a Woman in an Army Combat Uniform Standing Erect, She is Holding a Laptop in Front of Her Abdomen with Monitor Facing the Viewer. See A Silver Star on The Monitor. To the Right of The Image of Earth, See a Woman in an Army Combat Uniform Standing Erect, She is Holding a White Sign in Front of Her Breasts, The Sign says 'Isaiah 43:19' in Black. Below the Image of Earth, See a Woman in an Army Combat Uniform Standing Erect, She is Blowing into a Bugle. To the Left of the Image of Earth, See a Woman in an Army Combat Uniform Standing Erect, She is Holding a Black Box in Front of Her Abdomen. The Black Box says 'Pandora' on it in White. See a Glowing Red Octagon Centered Above The Flag. Below The Flag, See a Black Banner that says 'Eternal' on it in White.

To The Left of The Center Scene, See an Image of Jessica Chastain Naked, Standing Bent-Over, Facing the Viewer, her hands are on her knees. See a 'Jesus' Caricature in a Glowing White Robe Standing Behind Jessica Chastain. The 'Jesus' Caricature Grips a Handful of Jessica Chastain's Hair with his Left Hand. The 'Jesus' Caricature pulls Jessica Chastain's Head Back, showing her face. Jessica Chastain and the 'Jesus' Caricature are Both Smiling. The 'Jesus' Caricature Holds a Punishment Cane Upraised with his Right Hand. To The Right of Jessica Chastain and the 'Jesus' Caricature, See a White Wraith in the Form of a Naked Woman with a White Sex Demon Head. The Wraith Woman's Right Hand is on the Vagina between her thighs, The Wraith Woman's Left Hand Grips the Erect Phallus Attached to Her Forehead. See a Silver Forked-Tongue Sticking Out of The Wraith Woman's Vagina on Her Face. See a Red '44' Between The Wraith Woman's Breasts.

On The Top Right Hand Corner of The Card, See an Ace of Diamonds Card

On The Top Left Hand Corner, See a Figure in a Hooded Black Robe Holding 4 Scrolls

On The Lower Left Hand Corner, See a Red Centipede

On The Lower Right Hand Corner, See a Green Female Archer

On The Top of The Card, Below The Margin, it says 'Army' in Gold

On The Bottom of The Card, Above The Margin, it says, 'Leigh Ann Hester 31' in Silver

On The Top Margin of The Card it says 'Thaumiel 44' in Blue

On The Bottom Margin of The Card it says '23 Jessica Chastain 23' in Blue

On The Right Margin of The Card it says '44 Roberta Joseph Hayes 44' in Violet

On The Left Margin of The Card it says '20 Joyce Meyer 20' in Violet

See a Flint Knife on Each of The Four Corners of The Card's Margin

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Merope Turns Over a Card

At The Center of The Card See a Light Blue Cyborg Maiden in a Black Gown. She is Standing in a Dark Cement Chamber. The Cyborg Maiden Stands Behind a Silver Podium with a Gold Scientology Cross on the Front. See a Glowing Gold '13' Above The Cyborg Maiden's Head. The Cyborg Maiden Holds a Conductor's Baton in Her Left Hand and an Open Straight Razor in Her Right. From Left, See a Gold Cup, a Lit Candle and a Man's Severed Head on the Podium.

See an Electrified Metallic Cat with Red Eyes Sitting on the Ceiling above The Cyborg Maiden

To The Right of The Cyborg Maiden, See a Silver Female Leprechaun Reading from a Glowing Scroll that Hovers in Front of Her, See an Ace of Hearts and a 3 of Clubs Tucked into the Band on The Leprechaun's Silver TopHat.

To The Left of The Cyborg Maiden, See Kirstie Alley as a Glowing, Attractive, Dark-Haired Young Woman in a Red Gown, See 2 Turkeys Standing to Her Left, See 2 Pigs on Her Right, Kirstie Alley Holds a Long Staff in Her Left Hand and a Perfume Bottle in Her Right. See a '20:20' on the Staff and a '20:20' on the Perfume Bottle

In The Lower Right Hand Portion of the Card, See a Small Glowing Bronze Book with a Gold Key on Top of it

In The Lower Left Hand Portion of the Card, See a Digital Alarm Clock That Reads '11:MW'

In The Upper Left Hand Portion of the Card, See a Silver 36-Hour Clock Face

In The Upper Right Hand Portion of the Card, See an Image of The Guennol Lioness

On The Upper Right Hand Corner of the Card, See a Frankenstein Head

On The Upper Left Hand Corner of the Card, See a Silver Tent Peg and Hammer Crossed

On The Lower Right Hand Corner of the Card, See a Nazi SS Officer

On The Lower Left Hand Corner of the Card, See a Shaved Pink Monkey Masturbating

At Top Center, Below the Margin, it says 'Neptune Society 222' on a Blue Banner in Silver Letters

At Bottom Center, Above the Margin, it says 'Malinalxochitl 13' on a Blue Banner in Black Letters

On The Top Margin it says '96 Guennol Lioness 69' in Blood-Red Letters

On The Bottom Margin it says '13 Kirstie Alley 31' in Pink Letters

On The Left Hand Margin it says 'Andromeda 31' in Blue Letters

On The Right Hand Margin it says 'Circe 22' in Green Letters

20:20 Sharon Tate 48 Turns Over a Card

The Card is Divided into 4 Sections, at The Center of The Card where The 4 Sections Meet,
See a Compact Disc. At The Center of The CD, See a Green Cocoon.

In The Upper Left Hand Section of The Card, See Stripe from The Movie 'Gremlins'.
The Background on The Section is Black with Rows of Green Binary Code.
See a Silver-and-Black Yin and Yang Symbol Above Stripe. See a Red Swastika to The Right of Stripe. See a Gold Scientology Cross Below Stripe. See a Green Octagon to The Left of Stripe.

In The Upper Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Michelle Forbes from the waist up. Michelle Forbes is Topless, She Wears a Black Slave-Collar on Her Neck. See a Gold Number '48' Between Michelle Forbes' Breasts. See a Black Beast-Man, with 2 Horns on His Head, Standing Behind Michelle Forbes. The Beast-Man Cups Michelle Forbes' Left Breast with His Left Hand. With His Right Hand, The Beast-Man Holds a Punishment Cane. The Beast-Man is Biting the Flesh Between Michelle Forbes' Neck and Right Shoulder. Michelle Forbes Holds a Silver Bell with Her Left Hand, She Holds a Gold Apple with Her Right Hand.
The Background on The Section is an Image of The Planet Neptune.
At Top Center on The Section, See The Words 'Body of Sophia' in Silver Letters
At Bottom Center on The Section, See an Evergreen Tree.

In The Lower Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of The Robot Johnny Five from The Movie 'Short Circuit'. Johnny Five Holds a Flaming Sword Upraised with Its Left Hand/Pincers. Johnny Five Holds a Severed Human Hand with Its Right Hand/Pincers. See a Pink CBS Eye Above Johnny Five. See a Gold Sex Demon Head to The Right of Johnny Five. See a Bronze Hollywood Sign Below Johnny Five. See a Peruvian Mummy to The Left of Johnny Five.
The Background on The Section is Cement Gray.
At Bottom Center on Section, See a Shiny Chrome Bicycle Kickstand.

In The Lower Left Hand Section of The Card, See a Flat-Panel TV on a Red-Brick Wall. On The TV Screen, See an Image of Sharon Tate from the waist up. Sharon Tate is Topless. See a Gold Number '48' Between Sharon Tate's Breasts. See a Silver Beast-Man, with 2 Horns on His Head, Standing Behind Sharon Tate. The Beast-Man Cups Sharon Tate's Right Breast with His Right Hand. With His Left Hand, The Beast-Man Holds a Glowing Gold Key. The Beast-Man is Kissing the Flesh Below Sharon Tate's Left Ear. Sharon Tate Holds a Blue and Gold Masquerade Mask with Her Right Hand, She Holds a Hand-Mirror with Her Left Hand. See an Image of Michelle Forbes' Face on The Face of The Hand-Mirror.
At Top Center on Section, See The Words 'Computer Love' in Gold Letters

In The Upper Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See The Symbol 'An' in Blue

In The Lower Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Red Number '6'

In The Lower Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See Polaroid Sun 600 Camera

In The Upper Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Black Number '9'

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See a Two-Sided Tarot Card

One Side of the Card is Black-and-White, See The Woman at the Center of the Card Bent Over, Naked, Facing the Left in Stocks, See The Four of Myrtles Behind her, Bare-Chested in a Long Skirt Made of Flesh, See The Four of Myrtles Beating The Woman with a Rod as a Crowd of Demons Looks on

See a Short, Pudgy, Naked Pig Man Chewing off the Fingers of The Woman's Right Hand

See a Bronze Demon in the Form of Cupid Standing Under the Bent-Over Woman, the Cupid Demon is Squeezing The Woman's Right Breast

Above The Woman, see a Giant Black Bat with a Cat's Head Hanging Upside-Down

At the Bottom of the Card it says

'Jenny Paws'

At the Top of the Card it says

'22'

On the Other Side of the Card, See a White and Gray Cat-Woman

The Cat-Woman is at the Center of the Card, She has Blue Eyes, She bares Her Fangs Ferociously, She has a Pink Triangle with a Yellow Third Eye on Her Forehead

The Catwoman Clings to the Tree with Her Claws as she Hisses at whoever is looking at the Card

See a Bow and Quiver with 14 Arrows Slung over Her Right Shoulder

See a Silver Shark's Tooth on a Platinum Chain that Hangs around The Woman's Neck

The Top of the Card says

'Four in the Trees'

The Bottom of the Card says

'The Lynx'

See a Gold Animal in Each Corner

In the Upper Left, See a Crocodile

In the Lower Left, See an Ostrich

In the Lower Right, See a Dolphin

In the Upper Right, See a Lioness