Four 9-6 Tarot Cards for The Hour

Merope Turns Over a Card

At The Center of The Card See a Light Blue Cyborg Maiden in a Black Gown. She is Standing in a Dark Cement Chamber. The Cyborg Maiden Stands Behind a Silver Podium with a Gold Scientology Cross on the Front. See a Glowing Gold '13' Above The Cyborg Maiden's Head. The Cyborg Maiden Holds a Conductor's Baton in Her Left Hand and an Open Straight Razor in Her Right. From Left, See a Gold Cup, a Lit Candle and a Man's Severed Head on the Podium.

See an Electrified Metallic Cat with Red Eyes Sitting on the Ceiling above The Cyborg Maiden

To The Right of The Cyborg Maiden, See a Silver Female Leprechaun Reading from a Glowing Scroll that Hovers in Front of Her, See an Ace of Hearts and a 3 of Clubs Tucked into the Band on The Leprechaun's Silver TopHat.

To The Left of The Cyborg Maiden, See Kirstie Alley as a Glowing, Attractive, Dark-Haired Young Woman in a Red Gown, See 2 Turkeys Standing to Her Left, See 2 Pigs on Her Right, Kirstie Alley Holds a Long Staff in Her Left Hand and a Perfume Bottle in Her Right. See a '20:20' on the Staff and a '20:20' on the Perfume Bottle

In The Lower Right Hand Portion of the Card, See a Small Glowing Bronze Book with a Gold Key on Top of it

In The Lower Left Hand Portion of the Card, See a Digital Alarm Clock That Reads '11:MW'

In The Upper Left Hand Portion of the Card, See a Silver 36-Hour Clock Face

In The Upper Right Hand Portion of the Card, See an Image of The Guennol Lioness

On The Upper Right Hand Corner of the Card, See a Frankenstein Head

On The Upper Left Hand Corner of the Card, See a Silver Tent Peg and Hammer Crossed

On The Lower Right Hand Corner of the Card, See a Nazi SS Officer

On The Lower Left Hand Corner of the Card, See a Shaved Pink Monkey Masturbating

At Top Center, Below the Margin, it says 'Neptune Society 222' on a Blue Banner in Silver Letters

At Bottom Center, Above the Margin, it says 'Malinalxochitl 13' on a Blue Banner in Black Letters

On The Top Margin it says '96 Guennol Lioness 69' in Blood-Red Letters

On The Bottom Margin it says '13 Kirstie Alley 31' in Pink Letters

On The Left Hand Margin it says 'Andromeda 31' in Blue Letters

On The Right Hand Margin it says 'Circe 22' in Green Letters

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The Card is Divided into 4 Sections, at The Center of The Card where The 4 Sections Meet, See an Orca

In The Upper Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Stephanie Vigil. Stephanie Vigil Stands on a Bronze Number '70'. Stephanie Vigil Wears a Red Bra, Red Panties, Red Stockings, Red Garter Belts and Red High Heel Shoes. Stephanie Vigil has a Black Baseball Mitt on Her Left Hand. With Her Right Hand, She Holds a Lit Signal Flare Raised Over Her Head.
The Background on The Section is Black.
Across The Top of The Section, See The Name 'Stephanie' in Silver Letters
At Bottom Center on Section, See The Name 'Vigil' in Red Letters

In The Upper Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Caroline D'Amore. Caroline D'Amore Stands Behind a Pair of Turntables and Mixer. Caroline D'Amore Wears a Blue Football Jersey with a Silver Number '29' On The Front. See Two Horns on Caroline D'Amore's Head, Her Horn Tips Point Toward The Top of The Card. Above Caroline D'Amore's Horn Tips, See a Glowing White Light Bulb. Caroline D'Amore Holds an Open Straight-Razor with Her Left Hand. With Her Right Hand, Caroline D'Amore Holds a Conch Shell to Her Right Ear. See a White Tiger in Front of The Turntables.
The Background on The Section is Cement Gray.
At Top Center on Section, See The Word 'Busy' in Blue Letters
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Word 'Beaver' in Gold Letters

In The Lower Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Ilana Glazer. Ilana Glazer is Laying Naked in a White Row-Boat. Viewer Sees Row-Boat from Above. Ilana Glazer has Her Legs Spread Wide Open; One Leg Rests on One Side-Edge of The Row-Boat, The Other Leg Rests on The Other Side-Edge of The Boat. With Her Right Hand, Ilana Glazer is Holding a Black Dildo. The Black Dildo is Inserted Halfway into Ilana Glazer's Vagina. With Her Left Hand, Ilana Glazer Holds a Glowing Gold Fountain Pen. See a Pink Lunchbox in The Row-Boat to Ilana Glazer's Left. See The Symbol 'Tonan' on The Lunchbox in Black. See a Black Number '18' Between Ilana Glazer's Breasts. The Background on The Section is Blue Water. To The Right of The Row-Boat, See a Sharkfin in The Water. There are no Oars in The Section.
At Top Center on Section, See The Word 'Life' in Pink Letters
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Words 'Is But a Stream' in Pink Letters.

In The Lower Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Sonja Morgan. Sonja Morgan Wears a Black Ball Gown. Sonja Morgan Stands on a Blue Neon Sign That says 'NEPTUNE'.
Above Sonja Morgan's Head, See a Gold Number '9'. Sonja Morgan Holds a Hitachi Magic Wand with Her Left Hand, She Holds a Chrome .357 Magnum with Her Right Hand.
The Background on The Section is Milky White.
At Top Center on Section, See The Term 'Dynasty' in Black Letters.
At Bottom Center on Section, See a Gold Number '2224'

In The Upper Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See The Number '4' in Red

In The Lower Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Gold Egg

In The Lower Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Red Apple

In The Upper Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Harmonica

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See The ATM Machine Spit Out a Tarot Card Instead of Cash

The Background is Black, The Margin is Silver

At The Center of The Card, See a Silver Sphere with a Blood-Red 'XXX' on it, See a Black Eye of Horus Under the 'XXX'

See an image of Salma Hayek, See her Naked except for Yellow High Heel Shoes and Long Yellow Gloves, she's Leaning Over the Right Side of the Sphere. Her Breasts are Pressed Against the Side of the Sphere, she is posed suggestively, slightly Bent over. Her Elbows Rest on Top of the Sphere, she Holds Up a Platinum Sex Demon Head with an Image of Sasha Grey who is Similarly Posed on the Left Side of the Sphere, Sasha Grey Wears Blue High Heel Shoes and Long Blue Gloves. Both Women Look Toward the Viewer with Smiles on their Faces.

See a Glowing Image of The Guennol Lioness Hovering Above The Sex Demon Head, See a Silver '96' to The Left of The Guennol Lioness and a Gold '69' to the Right of The Guennol Lioness

Above The Center Scene, See a Front-View of a White Rhinoceros with a Gold '14' on its Horn. See a White Wraith Maiden Seated on the Rhino, The White Wraith Maiden Has a Bow Drawn with Arrow Pointed at The Viewer. The White Wraith Maiden Wears a White Robe, She has a Black '22' on Her Forehead, Above The Scene it says, '20:20 Hall Pass' in Platinum. Below The Scene it says 'Cross-Dimensional Messenger' in Platinum.

To The Right of The Center Scene, See a Red Square. At The Center of The Square See a Naked Woman with Long Brown Hair Standing on a White Stone. The White Stone says 'CERTAINTY' on it in Black Letters. The Naked Woman Stands Erect with Feet and Legs Together. See a Blood-Red Unicorn Horn Attached to the Top of The Woman's Forehead. See a Blood-Red '59' Painted Over The Woman's Heart. With Her Right Hand, The Woman Holds a Flaming Sword Raised Over Her Head. In Her Left Hand, She Holds Up a Blue Picket Sign with a Black and Yellow Smiling Cartoon Queen Bee on it, The Queen Bee Wears a Gold Crown. To the Right of The Woman, See an Arctic Fox. To The Left of The Woman, See an Image of Leatherface from The Movie 'Texas Chainsaw Massacre'. Leatherface Stands Holding a Black Chainsaw with a Silver '91' on it. In The Upper Right Hand Portion of The Square, See an Upside-Down Black Cat Sitting on the Ceiling of The Square. The Cat has a Silver '89' on its Body. In The Upper Left Hand Portion of The Square, See 2 Cartoon-Style Black Bombs. The Bomb on the Right says '43' in Gold, The Bomb on the Left says '43' in Silver. At The Bottom of The Scene it says 'Westboro Baptist Church' in Brown.

Below The Center Scene, See a Smiling Alfred E. Newman Head. It says 'Isaiah 6:9' Across Alfred E.'s Forehead in Blue. Under the Alfred E. Head, it says 'What, Me Worry?' in Yellow Letters

To The Left of The Center Scene, See a Blue Upside-Down Triangle. At The Center of The Triangle, See a Naked Silver Woman, She Stands Holding a Gold Trident in Her Left Hand. She Holds a Silver Net in Her Right Hand. See 2 Gray Hyenas to the Left of The Woman, See 2 Gray Hyenas to the Right of The Woman. Above The Silver Woman it says '9' in Yellow. Below The Silver Woman, it says 'Neptune' in Pearl White. See a Gold '6' on Each of The Upper Two Angles of The Upside-Down Triangle, See a Silver '9' on the Bottom Angle.

On The Top Right Hand Corner of The Card, See a Blood-Red Swan

On The Top Left Hand Corner, See Bruce Lee, Shirtless with Blood-Red Pants, in a Furious Pose with Nunchaku Cocked under His Right Arm, His Left Arm is Outstretched Toward the Viewer, Displaying an Open 5-Fingered Hand

On The Lower Left Hand Corner, See a Gold Hammer and Tent-Peg Crossed

On The Lower Right Hand Corner, See a Silver Ostrich

On The Top of The Card, Below The Margin, it says '43 Margie Phelps WBC 43' in Pearl White

On The Bottom of The Card, Above The Margin, it says, '20:20 Anti-Virus' in Pearl White

On The Top Margin of The Card it says 'Neptune 9' in Green

On The Bottom Margin of The Card it says 'Darlene Elizabeth Ferrin 22' in Green

On The Right Margin of The Card it says 'Sasha Grey 22' in Blue

On The Left Margin of The Card it says '808 Salma Hayek 808' in Yellow

See a Green Triangle in Each of The Four Corners of The Card's Margin, (Drawer Points the Triangles)

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The Card is Divided into 4 Sections, at The Center of The Card where The 4 Sections Meet,
See a Roll of Toilet Paper.

In The Upper Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Breanna Roy. Breanna Roy Stands on a Neon Red Number '74'. Breanna Roy is Naked Except for a Pair of Black Cowboy Boots. See a Glowing Gold Halo Above Breanna Roy's Head. With Both Hands, Breanna Roy Holds a Glowing Red Skull in Front of Her Abdomen. See a Falcon on Breanna Roy's Left Shoulder. To Breanna Roy's Left, See an Image of Iliza Shlesinger. Iliza Shlesinger Wears a Red Silk Robe. See a Gold '2/22' on Iliza Shlesinger's Robe, The Gold '2/22' is Over Iliza Shlesinger's Left Breast. With Both Hands, Iliza Shlesinger Holds a White Placard in Front of Her Abdomen. See The Word 'Dare' on The Placard. See a Green Iguana on Iliza Shlesinger's Left Shoulder. To Breanna Roy's Right, See an Image of Diane Neal. Diane Neal Wears Black Overalls with a Red Tank-Top Under; Diane Neal Wears Black Boots and Black Gloves. See a Red Number '38' on The Bib of Diane Neal's Overalls. See The Symbol 'Tonti' on The Right Leg of Diane Neal's Overalls, 'Tonti' is in White Letters. With Both Hands, Diane Neal Holds a Black Top Hat Raised Up Over Head like a Trophy. See a Gold Number '22' on The Top Hat.
The Background on The Section is Cement Gray.
At Top Center on Section, See The Word 'Rock' in Black Letters
At Bottom Center on Section, See The Word 'Roll' in Black Letters

In The Upper Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Kathryn Ruemmler. Kathryn Ruemmler Sits on a Wooden Rocking Chair. Kathryn Ruemmler Wears a Long Black Dress and Black Boots. Kathryn Ruemmler's Left Leg is Crossed Over Her Right Leg. With Both Hands, Kathryn Ruemmler Holds a Platinum Queen's Crown on Her Lap. See Two Horns on Kathryn Ruemmler's Head; Kathryn Ruemmler's Horn-Tips Point Toward The Top of The Card. Above Kathryn Ruemmler's Horn-Tips, See a Glowing White Number '41'. Below Kathryn Ruemmler's Feet, See a Silver Number '409'. To Kathryn Ruemmler's Left, See an Image of Pandora Vanderpump; Pandora Vanderpump Kneels Upright on a Red Pillow. Pandora Vanderpump is Naked except for a Red Slave Collar on Her Neck. See a Black Number '16' Between Pandora Vanderpump's Breasts. Pandora Vanderpump Holds a Blue Masquerade Mask with Her Left Hand, She Holds a Gold Bar with Her Right Hand. To Kathryn Ruemmler's Right, See an Alaskan Malamute.
The Background on The Section is Silver.
Across The Top of The Section, See The Name 'Reeri' in Blood-Red
At Bottom Center on Section, See a Glowing Gold Number '42'

In The Lower Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Stephanie Vigil, Stephanie Vigil Stands on a Gold Number '70'. Stephanie Vigil is Naked, Her Body is Painted Gold from The Neck Down. See a Green Number '808' Above Stephanie Vigil's Vagina. See a Red Number '42' on Stephanie Vigil's Right Shoulder. See a Black Number '111' on Stephanie Vigil's Left Shoulder. See a White Number '4' on Each of Stephanie Vigil's Two Knees. Above Stephanie Vigil's Head, See a Gold Four-Headed Hydra. To Stephanie Vigil's Left, See a Lynx. To Stephanie Vigil's Right, See a Headless C-3PO. With Both Hands, C-3PO Holds a Mirror in Front His Abdomen. See The Face of Abigail Folger on The Mirror. See a Red Number '99' on The Left Side of The Mirror.
The Background on The Section is Black.
At Top Center on Section, See a Red Number '64'
At Bottom Center on Section, See a Blue Number '64'

In The Lower Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Chanin Starbuck. Chanin Starbuck Sits on a Blood-Red Unicorn. Chanin Starbuck is Nude, See a Glowing White Number '42' Between Chanin Starbuck's Breasts. With Her Left Hand, Chanin Starbuck Holds a
16-Keypad Upraised Like a Sword.
In The Upper Left Portion of The Section, See The Symbol '#An' in Green.
In The Lower Left Portion of The Section, See The Symbol '#De' in Orange
In The Lower Right Portion of The Section, See The Symbol '#Ti' in Black
In The Upper Right Portion of The Section, See The Symbol '#Go' in Red
The Background on The Section is Milky White.
At Top Center on Section, See The Word 'Fury' in Silver
At Bottom Center on Section, See a Glowing Gold Key

In The Upper Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See an Orange Frisbee

In The Lower Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Magnifying Glass

In The Lower Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Red Number '19'

In The Upper Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Red Pupa

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