Saturday, October 4, 2014

Four 9-6 Tarot Cards for The Hour

See The ATM Machine Spit Out a Tarot Card Instead of Cash
The Background is Black, The Margin is Silver
At The Center of The Card, See a Silver Sphere with a Blood-Red 'XXX' on it, See a Black Eye of Horus Under the 'XXX'
See an image of Salma Hayek, See her Naked except for Yellow High Heel Shoes and Long Yellow Gloves, she's Leaning Over the Right Side of the Sphere. Her Breasts are Pressed Against the Side of the Sphere, she is posed suggestively, slightly Bent over. Her Elbows Rest on Top of the Sphere, she Holds Up a Platinum Sex Demon Head with an Image of Sasha Grey who is Similarly Posed on the Left Side of the Sphere, Sasha Grey Wears Blue High Heel Shoes and Long Blue Gloves. Both Women Look Toward the Viewer with Smiles on their Faces.
See a Glowing Image of The Guennol Lioness Hovering Above The Sex Demon Head, See a Silver '96' to The Left of The Guennol Lioness and a Gold '69' to the Right of The Guennol Lioness
Above The Center Scene, See a Front-View of a White Rhinoceros with a Gold '14' on its Horn. See a White Wraith Maiden Seated on the Rhino, The White Wraith Maiden Has a Bow Drawn with Arrow Pointed at The Viewer. The White Wraith Maiden Wears a White Robe, She has a Black '22' on Her Forehead, Above The Scene it says, '20:20 Hall Pass' in Platinum. Below The Scene it says 'Cross-Dimensional Messenger' in Platinum.
To The Right of The Center Scene, See a Red Square. At The Center of The Square See a Naked Woman with Long Brown Hair Standing on a White Stone. The White Stone says 'CERTAINTY' on it in Black Letters. The Naked Woman Stands Erect with Feet and Legs Together. See a Blood-Red Unicorn Horn Attached to the Top of The Woman's Forehead. See a Blood-Red '59' Painted Over The Woman's Heart. With Her Right Hand, The Woman Holds a Flaming Sword Raised Over Her Head. In Her Left Hand, She Holds Up a Blue Picket Sign with a Black and Yellow Smiling Cartoon Queen Bee on it, The Queen Bee Wears a Gold Crown. To the Right of The Woman, See an Arctic Fox. To The Left of The Woman, See an Image of Leatherface from The Movie 'Texas Chainsaw Massacre'. Leatherface Stands Holding a Black Chainsaw with a Silver '91' on it. In The Upper Right Hand Portion of The Square, See an Upside-Down Black Cat Sitting on the Ceiling of The Square. The Cat has a Silver '89' on its Body. In The Upper Left Hand Portion of The Square, See 2 Cartoon-Style Black Bombs. The Bomb on the Right says '43' in Gold, The Bomb on the Left says '43' in Silver. At The Bottom of The Scene it says 'Westboro Baptist Church' in Brown.
Below The Center Scene, See a Smiling Alfred E. Newman Head. It says 'Isaiah 6:9' Across Alfred E.'s Forehead in Blue. Under the Alfred E. Head, it says 'What, Me Worry?' in Yellow Letters
To The Left of The Center Scene, See a Blue Upside-Down Triangle. At The Center of The Triangle, See a Naked Silver Woman, She Stands Holding a Gold Trident in Her Left Hand. She Holds a Silver Net in Her Right Hand. See 2 Gray Hyenas to the Left of The Woman, See 2 Gray Hyenas to the Right of The Woman. Above The Silver Woman it says '9' in Yellow. Below The Silver Woman, it says 'Neptune' in Pearl White. See a Gold '6' on Each of The Upper Two Angles of The Upside-Down Triangle, See a Silver '9' on the Bottom Angle.
On The Top Right Hand Corner of The Card, See a Blood-Red Swan
On The Top Left Hand Corner, See Bruce Lee, Shirtless with Blood-Red Pants, in a Furious Pose with Nunchaku Cocked under His Right Arm, His Left Arm is Outstretched Toward the Viewer, Displaying an Open 5-Fingered Hand
On The Lower Left Hand Corner, See a Gold Hammer and Tent-Peg Crossed
On The Lower Right Hand Corner, See a Silver Ostrich
On The Top of The Card, Below The Margin, it says '43 Margie Phelps WBC 43' in Pearl White
On The Bottom of The Card, Above The Margin, it says, '20:20 Anti-Virus' in Pearl White
On The Top Margin of The Card it says 'Neptune 9' in Green
On The Bottom Margin of The Card it says 'Darlene Elizabeth Ferrin 22' in Green
On The Right Margin of The Card it says 'Sasha Grey 22' in Blue
On The Left Margin of The Card it says '808 Salma Hayek 808' in Yellow
See a Green Triangle in Each of The Four Corners of The Card's Margin, (Drawer Points the Triangles)
<Tarantula Nebula 2070 Card, Green Eggs & Ham>

See The ATM Machine Spit Out a Tarot Card Instead of Cash
The Background is a Light Blue Haze, The Margin is Silver
At The Center of The Card, See a Bronze Egg with '2070' Painted on it in Green
See Gwyneth Paltrow Sitting on Top of The Egg with her Legs Crossed, She Wears Blue Jeans, No Shoes and She Wears a Brown T-Shirt with a Bronze Sex Demon Head on it. Gwyneth Paltrow Smiles, she has '808' Painted on her Forehead in Red. In her Left Hand she holds up a Blue Book that says 'Kalevala' on the Cover in Gold Letters, In her Right Hand she Holds up a White Porcupine. She has a Lily in her Hair on the Left Side, She has a Blood-Red Lion Standing on her Right Shoulder Looking at her Face.
Above The Center Image, See a Glowing Silver Orb with an Air-Craft Carrier on it's Face, See a USA Flag on the Aircraft Carrier, See a White Electrified Tiger on the Aircraft Carrier, The Tiger has a Black '33' on its Head. See an Ace of Clubs on the Aircraft Carrier and a Green Porcupine. See 4 Planes on the Aircraft Carrier. See a Black Medusa's Head Above The Aircraft Carrier, The Medusa's Head has Angry Red Eyes and a Glowing Gold Cube in Her Mouth, See '33' on the Cube in Neon Red
To The Left of The Center Image, See a Gold Female Archer with 14 Arrows in Her Quiver, See a Silver '79' Stamped on the Side of Her Quiver, The Archer Stands with Bow Upraised Toward the Right Side of The Card, an Electrified Arrow Pointed at the AirCraft Carrier, See a Purple Porcupine at The Female Archer's Feet
Below The Center Image, See a Red Cyclone with Silver and Gold Sparkles, The Cyclone has a Green '18' at its Eye, A Gold '2' on Both the Right and the Left Side of the Eye, a Black '20' above the Eye and a Blue '4' Below the Eye. See a Black Porcupine to The Right of The '18'
To The Right of The Center Image, See a Silver Bell with 'Acton' Engraved on it. See The Top Half of a Pale-White Bare-Chested Medusa Upside-Down, Hanging Out the Bottom Half of the Bell, The Medusa Smiles Showing Sharp Teeth and Fangs. She Wears Gold Sunglasses and Holds a White Banner, Her Arms are Outstretched Toward The Bottom of The Card, The Banner says 'Sagittarius A' on it in Blue Letters. See a Figure in a Silver Hooded Robe Standing on Top of The Bell, 'Agent 20:20' is Emblazoned Across The Figure's Robe in Gold. The Figure Raises a Bloodied Machete with His Left Hand, He Holds a Stone Aztec Calendar at His Side in His Right Hand.
On The Top Right Hand Corner of The Card, See a Silver Fairy Holding a Punishment Cane in Her Left Hand and an 8-Ball in Her Right hand, The Silver Fairy has a Cigar in Her Mouth
On The Top Left Hand Corner, See a Magnifying Glass and Sherlock Holmes Pipe
On The Lower Left Hand Corner, See a NBC Peacock
On The Lower Right Hand Corner, See the Image of a Monster Alien from The Movie Alien
On The Top of The Card, Below The Margin, it says 'Navy' in Yellow Letters
On The Bottom of The Card, Above The Margin, it says, 'Enceladus' in Yellow Letters
On The Top Margin of The Card it says '33 Monika Washington Stoker 33' in Blue
On The Bottom Margin of The Card it says '800 Carl von Clausewitz 800' in Black
On The Right Margin of The Card it says 'Xipe Totec 14' in Gold
On The Left Margin of The Card it says 'Gwyneth Paltrow 79' in Gold
See a Black '11' on a Red Octagon on Each of The Four Corners of The Margin

The Venusian 6
WildCard
Fury Maul=Sasha Grey
At The Center of The Card, See The Head of a Dark-Haired, Pale-Skinned Woman, The Woman Wears Black Sunglasses and Has a Large Erect Black Penis Protruding from Her Forehead like a Horn, The Woman has a Sideways Vagina for a Mouth and Some Beard on Her Left Cheek
The Background of The Card is Pearl White
See a Green 'XXX 808' at Top Center of the Card, See A Blonde Female Angel, Wearing Jumbo Green-Rimmed Sunglasses and a Glowing White Robe, Seated on a Rhino to the Left to the 'XXX 808'
See a Glowing Obsidian Cube in the Bottom Right Hand Corner of the Card,
At Bottom Center it says
'Sex Demon'

See The ATM Machine Spit Out a Tarot Card Instead of Cash
The Background is Sepia, The Margin is Silver
At The Center of The Card, See a Platinum Sphere with a Neon Red 'XXX' on it. See an Image of Paula White Sitting on the Sphere with her legs crossed. Paula White Wears a Black Skirt and Black Jacket. See a Gold '65' over Paula White's Left Breast. She Holds a Glowing Model of Earth On her Lap, See a Silver '27' on the Model of Earth. See a Silver 12-Hour Clock-Face Above Paula White's Head. See a Gold Triangle at the Center of the Clock-Face with a Red Eye Inside. (Drawer Sets the Arms on Clock-Face). Paula White is Smiling.
Above The Center Scene, See a Silver Wraith Maiden Sitting on a Gray Stone, The Silver Wraith Maiden Plays a Gold Lyre. See 'GRS' on the Gray Stone in Yellow. See 2 Mountain Goats to The Wraith Maiden's Right, See 2 Mountain Goats to The Wraith Maiden's Left. See '14-41' Above The Wraith Maiden's Head in Gold, See an Ear of Corn Above the '14-41'. Under The Scene it says 'Carol Ann Christensen' in Silver on a Black Banner.
To The Right of The Center Scene, See an Image of Ricki Lake as a Slender Young Woman. Ricki Lake Wears a Blood-Red Gown, She Stands Holding a Bronze Trombone with Both Hands. See a Red-Winged Demon Standing Behind Ricki Lake. The Red-Winged Demon has 4 Horns on His Head and 4 Arms. The Red-Winged Demon is about 4 Heads Taller than Ricki Lake. In His Upper Right Hand, He Holds a Bow. In His Lower Right hand, He Holds a Sword. In His Lower Left Hand, He Holds a Spear. In His Upper Left Hand, He Holds an Ear of Corn. See a Gold '43' on Each of The Red-Winged Demon's 2 Wings. Ricki Lake Smiles.
Below The Center Scene, See an Image of a Glowing Full Moon. At the Center of The Moon's Face, See a Woman's Form, Her Body is Obsidian Black. She Wears a Red Masquerade Mask on Her Face, She Plays a Silver Flute. She Wears Red Roller Skates on Her Feet. See an Ace of Hearts Card Between The Woman's Breasts. The Woman Wears Nothing Else. Above The Woman's Head, See an Ear of Corn with a Black '22' on it. Under The Woman's Feet, it says 'Mary Exzetta West' in Blood-Red. To the Left of The Woman it says '27:82' in Olive Green. To the Right of The Woman it says '6664' in Gold.
To The Left of The Center Scene, See an Image of Angie Harmon Naked and Bound to a St. Andrew's Cross at Hands and Wrists. See a '15' Painted on Angie Harmon's Stomach in Red. Angie Harmon Smiles. To Angie Harmon's Right, See a Leather Bound Book with a Gold '57' on The Cover. To Angie Harmon's Left, See a Silver Chainsaw, See '69 Lilith 96' on the Chainsaw in Gold. See a Tarantula on The Handle on top of The Chainsaw. See an Ear of Corn Between Angie Harmon's Thighs, Pointing Toward her Vagina. Above Angie Harmon's Head, See the Pale Gray Wrinkled Face of an Old Woman. See a Wide-Eyed, Terrified Expression on The Old Woman's Face. Her Mouth is Open as if She is Screaming. See a Blue '86' on The Old Woman's Forehead.
On The Top Right Hand Corner of The Card, See a Peruvian Mummy
On The Top Left Hand Corner, See a Chuck Norris Head Wearing a Bronze Cowboy Hat, See a Neon Green '24+7' on his Cowboy Hat
On The Lower Left Hand Corner, See a Black Witch's Hat and 4 Brooms
On The Lower Right Hand Corner, See a Microscope
On The Top of The Card, Below The Margin, it says 'The Prophetess' in White
On The Bottom of The Card, Above The Margin, it says, 'Paula White 65' in White
On The Top Margin of The Card it says 'Centeotl 65' in Gold
On The Bottom Margin of The Card it says '20:20 Signaling in The Rain' in Gold
On The Right Margin of The Card it says '43 Ricki Lake 43' in Blue
On The Left Margin of The Card it says '15 Angie Harmon 15' in Red
See an Ear of Corn on Each of The Four Corners of The Card's Margin
<Tarantula Nebula 2070 Card, Green Eggs & Ham>


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