Four 9-6 Tarot Cards for The Hour

See The ATM Machine Spit Out a Tarot Card Instead of Cash

The Background is Green, The Margin is Silver

At The Center of The Card, See a Bronze Sphere with a Green 'XXX' Painted On it, See an Image of Mayim Bialik Sitting on Top of The Sphere. Mayim Bialik is Naked Below the Waist, She Sits with Her Legs Propped Up and Spread Open, She Masturbates with Her Left Hand. Her Right Hand is Behind Her, Propping Her Up. She Smiles at the Viewer. Mayim Bialik Wears a Pink T-Shirt with a Silver Sex Demon Head on it. See a Bluebird Perched on Mayim Bialik's Left Knee and a Silver Female Leprechaun Standing on Mayim Bialik's Left Shoulder Looking at Her Face. The Leprechaun has a Gold '31' on Her Hat and Holds a Brown Monkey, Dangling by The Tail at Her Side, with Her Left Hand. The Monkey Holds a Red Mouthpiece by its Mouth with its Left Hand. See a Glowing Platinum Ram's Head, with Razor-Wire Wrapped Around The Horns, Hovering Above Mayim Bialik's Head.

Above The Center Image, See a Blue Cyclone with Gold Sparkles. Over The Eye of The Cyclone, See an Electrified Black Swan. See a Blue '18' on The Swan. Above The Swan, See a Red '2'; to the Right of The Swan, See a White '20'; Below The Swan, See a Red '2'; to the Left of The Swan, See a White '4'.

To The Right of The Center Image, See an Image of Scarlett Johansson Naked on a Gold Scientology Cross. Scarlett Johansson is tied to The Cross with Razor-Wire in Crucifixion Position, Scarlett Johansson has 8 Bleeding Cuts on her Body. By the Lower Right of The Cross, See a White Lamb with a Red '99' on its Side. By the Lower Left of The Cross, See a Red Hyena with a White '66' on its Side. See an Image of Ringed Saturn Above The Cross to The Left, See a Sun with 13 Rays Above The Cross to the Right.

Below The Center Image, See a Platinum Eagle Standing on a Black and Red Chessboard. There are 16 Pieces on The Board, 8 White and 8 Black (Drawer Places The Pieces). With its Beak, The Eagle Holds a Red Monkey Dangling by The Tail. Above The Scene, it says '4 William J. Donovan 4' in Platinum.

To The Left of The Center Image, See a Green Octagon with 4 North Korean Military Women in Uniform on it. The Women Stand in a Row. The Woman on the Far Left Holds a Glowing Crystal Skull with Both Hands at Breast Level. The Next Woman to the Right Holds a Gold Cup in Her Left Hand. The Next Woman to the Right Holds a Severed Human Head by the Hair with Both Hands. The Woman on the Far Right Holds a White Container Up Over Her Head, The Container says 'Pepper' on it in Black Letters. See a Stone Medusa's Head at The Top of The Octagon, The Medusa's Head has a Glowing Blue Cube in Her Open Mouth, with a Glowing Silver '58' on the Cube. Under The Women's Feet, See a Black Banner That Says 'North Korea 69 Plague 96' on it in Red. See an Arctic Fox to The Left of The 4 North Korean Women and a Grandmother Clock to Their Right.

On The Top Right Hand Corner of The Card, See a Nazi SS Officer

On The Top Left Hand Corner, See a Perfume Bottle

On The Lower Left Hand Corner, See a Glowing DeLorean DMC-12 with Two Women in Sunglasses and Two Piece Bikinis, One on Each Side. The one on the Left has Blonde Hair and Wears a White Bikini, She Holds Up a Straight Razor with Her Right Hand, the one on the Right has Black-Hair and wears a Black Bikini, She Holds up a Lit Zippo in Her Left Hand, Both Women Have a White '220' Painted Above their Breasts, The License Plate on The DeLorean says 'MODOS'

On The Lower Right Hand Corner, See a Glowing Obsidian Cube

On The Top of The Card, Below The Margin, it says 'Coyolxauhqui 58' in Turquoise

On The Bottom of The Card, Above The Margin, it says, '96 Plague 69' in Red

On The Top Margin of The Card it says 'Tlaloc 64' in Blue

On The Bottom Margin of The Card it says '66/99 Elizabeth Báthory/Elizabeth Short' in Red

On The Right Margin of The Card it says '33 Scarlett Johansson 33' in Gold

On The Left Margin of The Card it says '42 Mayim Bialik 42' in Gold

See a Black '22' on a Green Octagon on Each of The Four Corners of The Card's Margin

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The Card is Divided into 4 Sections, at The Center of The Card where The 4 Sections Meet, See a Bronze Sex Demon Head

In The Upper Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Sarah Silverman Centered on The Section. Sarah Silverman Wears a High-Collared Blood-Red Robe. Sarah Silverman Grimaces, Showing Vampire Teeth in Her Open Mouth. See a Trail of Blood Running from The Left Corner of Her Mouth to Her Chin. With Both of Her Hands, Sarah Silverman Holds a Piece of Cardboard in Front of Her Breasts. See 'Zechariah 5:8' Written Across The Cardboard in Green. The Background on The Section is Cement Gray. At Top Center, See a White Number '66'. At Bottom Center, See 'Sick Bitch' in Black Letters.

In The Upper Right Hand Section of The Card, See Raymond Lee Washington's Mugshot. At Top Center of The Section, See The Symbols '20:20 20:20' in Blue. At Bottom Center of The Section, See 'Crip' in Blue Letters.

In The Lower Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Cobie Smulders. Cobie Smulders is Nude, Her Arms and Legs are Removed. She is Mounted on a White Wall. See Tubes and Wires Running From Her Genitals and Neck to a Black Panel on The Wall to Her Left. See The Eye of HAL 9000 on The Panel, Above The Tubes and Wires. See a Blue Number '77' Between Cobie Smulders' Breasts. At Top Center of Section, See 'Wicked Manifest' in Electrified Metallic Lettering. At Bottom Center of Section, See a Gold CBS Eye.

In The Lower Left Hand Section of The Card, See a Console TV. On The Screen, See an Image of Heather O' Rourke in a Black Hooded Sweat-Shirt. Heather O' Rourke Holds Up a 16-Keypad with Her Left Hand. She Flips The Viewer The Bird with Her Right Hand. At Top Center of Section, See 'At-Tariq' in Blue Letters. At Bottom Center of Section, See 'Hollywood' in White Letters.

In The Upper Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Monopoly Game Car

In The Lower Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See The Symbol 'De' in Red

In The Lower Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See an Ant

In The Upper Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Silver Number '44'

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Scientology Card Wild Card

See a Flat-Panel Monitor at the Center of the Card. On the Monitor, See a Gray Prison Cell. In the Cell is a Beautiful Dark-Haired Woman in an Orange Jumpsuit. She Sits alone in the Cell at a Stainless Steel Desk, She Sits on a Steel Stool. See a Cement Slab that is Her Bed. See The Woman Working on an Abacus on Her Desk. At the Top of the Screen in White Letters it says

'Prisoner Cindi #666'

See a Wraith with Flowing White and Silver Gowns Rising From the Monitor, The Wraith is in the Form of the Woman on the Monitor. She Holds a Wand in Her Right Hand and a Golden Apple in Her Left Hand. See a Red Triangle on Her Forehead with a Green Third Eye Inside. See a Black and White Ram-Man Standing On Top of the Monitor, The Ram-Man Holds Up a Painting Toward the Wraith,

the Painting is the 'Mona Lisa'.

See Four Dragons Circling the Wraiths Head Counter-Clockwise, One Dragon is Green, One White, One Black, One Silver

The Silver Dragon Breathes Fire Toward the Wraith

To the Left of the Monitor, See 4 Nuns, Naked except for Their Head-Wear, See a Bleeding '8' and Pentagram Carved into Each of Their Left Breasts. See The Black and White Ram-Man Fondling The Lead Nun from Behind, See his Hand on Her Vagina. See The Silver Fairy Hovering Above The Nuns and Pan, See The Silver Fairy's Glowing Golden Wand

To the Right of the Monitor, See a Woman Jogging in the Park with Ear-Buds in, See the Letters

'T-I-N-K-E-R-B-E-L-L'

Stretching Out of the Jogger's Mouth Between 2 Music Notes in Silver Letters and Notes

The Background of the Card is Dark-Blue with White Stars, See Three Human-Made Satellites in the Background of the Card amid the Stars, Each Satellite has a Triangle on it, One Green, One Blue, One Yellow

In the Top Right-Hand Corner of the Card, See a Black Swan

In the Top Left Hand Corner of the Card, See Cupid Shooting an Arrow Toward Cindi

In the Bottom Left Hand Corner of the Card, See a Black, Yellow and Red Candy Striped Joker

In the Bottom Right Hand Corner of the Card, See a Glowing Rainbow Colored Pyramid

On the Top of the Card it says

'The Lover'

At the Bottom of the Card it says

'Q: What's Cogito Ergo Sum?

A: Consciousness Soul Life'

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The Card is Divided into 4 Sections, at The Center of The Card where The 4 Sections Meet,
See a Woman's Clean-Shaven Vagina

In The Upper Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Elizabeth Warren. Elizabeth Warren is Nude and Kneeling Upright. See a Red Rug Under Her Knees. See a Glowing Gold Number '64' Between Her Breasts. With Both of Her Hands, Elizabeth Warren Holds a Glowing Crystal Skull in Front of Her Abdomen. See a Monarch Butterfly on Top of Elizabeth Warren's Head. See a Blue Chess Queen on Elizabeth Warren's Right Shoulder. To Elizabeth Warren's Right, See a White Tiger. To Elizabeth Warren's Left, See a Pink and Chrome R2-D2. Above Elizabeth Warren, See a Gold Cupid with Bow Drawn and Arrow Pointed at The Viewer. The Background on The Section is Cement Gray.

In The Upper Right Hand Section of The Card, See a Pale Naked Woman with Porcupine Quills for Hair. The Woman Wears Blood-Red Sunglasses. See a Gold Number '5' on Each of The Two Lenses. See a Green Number '77' Between Her Breasts. The Woman Holds a Ping-Pong Paddle with Her Left Hand. See an Orange Number '64' on The Ping-Pong Paddle. The Woman Holds a Simon Game with Her Right Hand. The Woman Stands on a Blue Neon Sign That says 'POLTERGEIST'. See a Pig's Severed Head to The Left of The Woman's Feet. See a Man's Severed Head to The Right of The Woman's Feet.
The Background on The Section is Purple.
Across The Top of The Section, See The Name 'Andrea Borhaven' in Silver Letters
At Bottom Center on Section, See a White Number '2224'

In The Lower Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Brandi Glanville. Brandi Glanville Wears an Open Black Leather Trench Coat and Black Boots. Brandi Glanville is Nude Under Her Trenchcoat. See a Glowing Red Number '55' Between Brandi Glanville's Breasts. See Two Horns on Brandi Glanville's Head. The Horn Tips Point Toward The Top of The Card. Brandi Glanville Holds a Dagger with Her Left Hand, She Holds a Perfume Bottle with Her Right Hand. See a Silver Sex Demon Head Above Brandi Glanville's Horn Tips.
To The Right of Brandi Glanville, See an Image of Frankenstein. With Both of his Hands, Frankenstein Holds an Open Laptop Computer. The Monitor is Facing The Viewer. See a Glowing White Sphere on The Monitor. See a Pair of Red Eyes on The Sphere. Under The Eyes, See The Name 'Sextans A' in Black Letters.
To The Left of Brandi Glanville, See an Image of Audrina Patridge. Audrina Patridge is Naked and Hung Upside-Down by a Rope Wrapped Around Her Ankles. Audrina Patridge's Arms have been Removed at the Shoulders. See The Word 'teaM' on Audrina Patridge's Stomach in Blood-Red Letters. See a Black Number '39' Branded on Audrina Patridge's Left Thigh.
The Background on The Section is Bronze.
At Top Center on Section, See The Term 'Dynasty' in White Letters.
At Bottom Center on Section, See a Green Number '10'

In The Lower Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Marilyn Monroe Sitting Naked on a Zebra. With Her Right Hand, Marilyn Monroe Holds a Hand-Mirror Raised Over Her Head. See Sarah Palin's Face on The Face of The Hand Mirror. See Super Mario Standing on Marilyn Monroe's Left Shoulder. See a Silver Number '2' to The Right of Marilyn Monroe, See a Silver Number '2' to The Left of Marilyn Monroe. The Background on The Section is Teal.
At Top Center on Section, See a VHS Cassette with a White Label. See '66/6' on The Label in Black
At Bottom Center on Section, See The Symbol 'Tonti' in Red

In The Upper Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Santa Hat

In The Lower Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Human Skull

In The Lower Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Blue Number '19'

In The Upper Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Chrysalis

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