Tuesday, September 2, 2014

Four 9-6 Tarot Cards for The Hour

See The ATM Machine Spit Out a Tarot Card Instead of Cash
The Background is Yellow, The Margin is Silver
At The Center of The Card, See a Platinum Medusa's Head with '808' Painted on Her Forehead in Gold. See an Image of Joyce Meyer Kneeling on Top of The Medusa Head. Joyce Meyer Wears Red Plate Armor Below The Neck. She Holds a Flaming Double-Bitted Battle Axe in her Left Hand. She Holds a Holy Bible in her Right Hand. See '20:20' on Joyce Meyer's Breastplate in Gold. See a Glowing White Crystal Skull Above Joyce Meyer's Head. The Skull as a Red '44' on its Forehead. Joyce Meyer isn't Smiling.
Above The Center Scene, See a Silver Woman's Head. The Woman Wears Red Sunglasses. See a Four-Headed Hydra in Her Open Mouth. Above The Woman's Head, See a Bazooka and an Assault Rifle Crossed. See a Silver '54' at the Center of the X. Below The Woman's Head, See a Green Banner that says 'Gudrun Ensslin' on it in Silver.
To The Right of The Center Scene, See an Image of Aleister Crowley Sitting Behind a Desk. Aleister Crowley Wears a Black Robe and a Bald Head. See a Crystal Ball on the Desk in Front of Aleister Crowley. See a Blue '24' on the Face of the The Crystal Ball. See a Tarantula On Top of The Crystal Ball. Aleister Crowley Holds Up a 'Devil' Card, from The Major Arcana, in His Left Hand. Aleister Crowley Holds a Conch Shell to His Right Ear with His Right Hand. Aleister Crowley is not Smiling. Above Crowley's Head, See a Man in a Business Suit Running on a Rat-Wheel. The Running Man Holds a Briefcase in his Right Hand. Below the Scene, See a Red Banner that says 'Aleister Crowley' on it in Gold.
Below The Center Scene, See an American Flag. See an Image of Planet Earth At The Center of The Flag. Above The Image of Earth, See a Woman in an Army Combat Uniform Standing Erect, She is Holding a Laptop in Front of Her Abdomen with Monitor Facing the Viewer. See A Silver Star on The Monitor. To the Right of The Image of Earth, See a Woman in an Army Combat Uniform Standing Erect, She is Holding a White Sign in Front of Her Breasts, The Sign says 'Isaiah 43:19' in Black. Below the Image of Earth, See a Woman in an Army Combat Uniform Standing Erect, She is Blowing into a Bugle. To the Left of the Image of Earth, See a Woman in an Army Combat Uniform Standing Erect, She is Holding a Black Box in Front of Her Abdomen. The Black Box says 'Pandora' on it in White. See a Glowing Red Octagon Centered Above The Flag. Below The Flag, See a Black Banner that says 'Eternal' on it in White.
To The Left of The Center Scene, See an Image of Jessica Chastain Naked, Standing Bent-Over, Facing the Viewer, her hands are on her knees. See a 'Jesus' Caricature in a Glowing White Robe Standing Behind Jessica Chastain. The 'Jesus' Caricature Grips a Handful of Jessica Chastain's Hair with his Left Hand. The 'Jesus' Caricature pulls Jessica Chastain's Head Back, showing her face. Jessica Chastain and the 'Jesus' Caricature are Both Smiling. The 'Jesus' Caricature Holds a Punishment Cane Upraised with his Right Hand. To The Right of Jessica Chastain and the 'Jesus' Caricature, See a White Wraith in the Form of a Naked Woman with a White Sex Demon Head. The Wraith Woman's Right Hand is on the Vagina between her thighs, The Wraith Woman's Left Hand Grips the Erect Phallus Attached to Her Forehead. See a Silver Forked-Tongue Sticking Out of The Wraith Woman's Vagina on Her Face. See a Red '44' Between The Wraith Woman's Breasts.
On The Top Right Hand Corner of The Card, See an Ace of Diamonds Card
On The Top Left Hand Corner, See a Figure in a Hooded Black Robe Holding 4 Scrolls
On The Lower Left Hand Corner, See a Red Centipede
On The Lower Right Hand Corner, See a Green Female Archer
On The Top of The Card, Below The Margin, it says 'Army' in Gold
On The Bottom of The Card, Above The Margin, it says, 'Leigh Ann Hester 31' in Silver
On The Top Margin of The Card it says 'Thaumiel 44' in Blue
On The Bottom Margin of The Card it says '23 Jessica Chastain 23' in Blue
On The Right Margin of The Card it says '44 Roberta Joseph Hayes 44' in Violet
On The Left Margin of The Card it says '20 Joyce Meyer 20' in Violet
See a Flint Knife on Each of The Four Corners of The Card's Margin
<Tarantula Nebula 2070 Card, Green Eggs & Ham>

20:20 Sharon Tate 48 Turns Over a Card
The Card is Divided into 4 Sections, at The Center of The Card where The 4 Sections Meet,
See a Roll of Duct Tape
In The Upper Left Hand Section of The Card, See a Gold Woman Sitting on a Black Unicorn.
The Gold Woman is Nude Except for a Pink Masquerade Mask on Her Face. With Her Right Hand, The Gold Woman Holds a Pickle Upraised Like a Sword. See The Symbol '31*' in Black Between The Gold Woman's Breasts. To The Gold Woman's Right, See a Hyena. To The Gold Woman's Left, See an Image of Julie Banderas. Julie Banderas Wears a Blue Football Jersey with a Gold Number '47' on The Front. Julie Banderas' Legs and Feet are Bare. Julie Banderas Holds a Silver Four-Pronged Trident with Her Left Hand, She Holds a Black Top Hat with Her Right Hand; See a Gold Number '22' on The Top Hat. See a Glowing Gold Fountain Pen Above Julie Banderas' Head. The Background on The Section is Milky White
At Top Center on Section, See a Full Moon.
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Word 'Spitball' in Silver Letters
In The Upper Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Paula White. Paula White Stands on a Neon Yellow Sign That says 'Religion'. Paula White Wears a Glowing White Robe. See a Glowing Gold Halo Above Paula White's Head. With Her Right Hand, Paula White Holds an Ear of Corn, See a Gold Number '65' on The Ear of Corn. With Her Left Hand, Paula White Holds a Punishment Cane. To Paula White's Right, See Animal from The Muppets. Animal Wears a Glowing White Robe. Animal Holds a Bronze Microphone with His Right Hand, He Holds a Hamburger with His Left Hand. To Paula White's Left, See an Image of Elisabeth Röhm. Elisabeth Röhm Wears a Yellow Jogging Suit. Elisabeth Röhm's Right Foot is in a Blue Bucket, See a Glowing Gold Tennis Shoe on Her Left Foot. Elisabeth Röhm Holds a Conch Shell with Her Left Hand, She Holds a Gold Bar with Her Right Hand.
The Background on The Section is Black
At Top Center on Section, See a Glowing Gold '9-6'
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Term 'Prophetess' in Gold Letters
In The Lower Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Jennifer Lawrence. Jennifer Lawrence Stands on a Silver Number '54'. Jennifer Lawrence Wears a Green Latex Bodysuit and Black High-Heeled Leather Boots. See a Yellow Number '27' Between Her Breasts. See a Red Number '27' Above Her Vagina. Above Jennifer Lawrence's Head, See an Image of Earth. To Jennifer Lawrence's Right, See a Golden Retriever. To Jennifer Lawrence's Left, See an Image of Lauren Katherine Conrad. Lauren Katherine Conrad Wears a Green Ball Gown. Lauren Katherine Conrad Holds a Hitachi Magic Wand with Her Right Hand, She Holds a Red Leather Jacket with Her Left Hand.
The Background on The Section is Milky White
Across The Top of The Section, See The Name 'Earth' in Green Letters
At Bottom Center on The Section, See a Green Crocodile.
In The Lower Left Hand Section of The Card, See a Gold Cauldron. See The Number '2224' on The Front of The Cauldron in Neon Red. Above The Cauldron, See a Silver Upside-Down Triangle. See a White CBS Eye inside The Triangle. To The Right of The Cauldron, See a White Swan. To The Left of The Cauldron, See C-3PO's Head.
The Background on The Section is Black
Across The Top of The Section, See The Name 'Betty' in White Letters
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Name 'Crocker' in White Letters.
In The Upper Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Crisco Container
In The Lower Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Tampon
In The Lower Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See The Symbol 'Ra' in Red
In The Upper Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Black and Yellow Batman Logo
<20:20 The Áine Órga 808 Deck>

Merope Turns Over a Card
See The Woman Nude, Her Body Painted Scarlet, See a White '44' Painted on Her Chest, See a Blackbird on Her Left Shoulder, See a Black Band on Her Right Wrist, See a Metallic Helmet with 4 White Horns on Her Head, See an Orange Sun Hovering over them, The Sun Has a Teal '91' Stamped on His Face, The Woman has Her Mouth Wide Open with Her Tongue Sticking Out, See a Black '22' Stamped on Her Tongue, See a Silver Triangle on Her Forehead with a Teal Third Eye inside.
She stands in a Dark Gray Basement, She Holds a Severed Head in Her Left Hand and a Large Knife in Her Right Hand, She Wears a Necklace of Severed Penises and Ears
She Stands with Her Left Foot on a Bald-Headed Woman who has been converted to Swine. The Swine Woman makes a contorted anguished expression, her ears and nose are gone just like her arms and legs below the elbows and knees, a Long Iron Rod is sticking out of the Swine Woman's Anus, The Iron Rod says, 'Sodom 440'
To The Woman's Left, See a White and Gold Wraith in a Football Jersey and Helmet, the Number on Her Jersey is '28' with 'Zeppelin' Printed above it. To The Woman's Right See a Blue and Silver Wraith in Flowing Black Robes with Teal Lining, Blue Music Notes Pour from Her Mouth, Mixed in the Music Notes, See the Symbols '46x5'
In the Upper Right Hand Portion of the Card, See a Red Rose Blossom with a Silver Woman's Face on it, The Face looks Serene and Calm, She doesn't Smile or Frown. On a Black Banner Below the Rose Blossom it says 'Operator 96' in Gold Letters
In the Upper Left Hand Portion of the Card, See a Praying Mantis Standing on the Brow of a Metallic Dragon's Head with Glowing Red Eyes, See an Orange '86Rn' in The Dragon's Open Mouth.
In the Top Left Hand Corner of the Card, See a Black and Red Checkered Joker's Head with a Glowing Gold Matrix Cube in His Open Mouth
In the Top Right Hand Corner of the Card, See a Glowing DeLorean DMC-12 with Two Women in Sunglasses and Two Piece Bikinis, One on Each Side. The one on the Left is Blonde and Wears a Red Bikini, She Holds Up a Lit Zippo with Her Right Hand, the one on the Right has Dark-Hair and wears a Teal Bikini, She Holds up a Straight Razor in Her Left Hand, Both Women Have a White '220' Painted Above their Breasts, The License Plate on The DeLorean says 'MODOS'
In the Bottom Left-Hand Corner of the Card, See a Computer Monitor that Displays the Number '42' in Pink on a White Screen, See a Silver Fairy Sitting Atop the Monitor with a Cigar in Her Mouth, She Holds Up an 8-Ball with Her Right Hand, She Holds a Punishment Cane in Her Left Hand
In the Bottom Right Hand Corner of the Card, See a Coiled Up Albino Python, See a Chimpanzee Gripped in The Python's Coils, See a White Bell Above The Python, The Bell has 'At Târiq' Stamped on it in Blue Letters
At Top Center, Below the Margin, it says 'Wild Card Queen 44' on a Red Banner in Black Letters
At Bottom Center, Above the Margin, it says 'Sally Twain' on a Black Banner in White Letters
On the Left Hand Margin of the Card, it says, 'Nicole Kidman 44' in Red Letters
On the Bottom Margin it says 'Biblis Tholus 91' in Teal Letters
On the Right Hand Margin it says 'Thaumiel 44' in Red Letters
On the Top Margin it says 'Mata Mons 22' in Black Letters

20:20 Abigail Folger 99 Turns Over a Card
The Card is Divided into 4 Sections, at The Center of The Card where The 4 Sections Meet,
See a Red Backpack
In The Upper Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Elisabeth Hasselbeck. Elisabeth Hasselbeck Stands on a Blood-Red Number '44'. Elisabeth Hasselbeck is Naked Except for a Black Slave Collar on Her Neck. Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Arms have been removed at the Shoulders. See a Blood-Red Number '13' Above Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Vagina, See a Blue Number '31' Between Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Breasts. Above Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Head, See an Open Straight-Razor. See a Black Number '41' on Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Left Thigh. To Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Right, See a Black Beast Man with Two Horns on His Head. The Black Beast Man has an Erection. With His Right Hand, The Beast Man Holds Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Right Arm Raised Above His Head. With His Left Hand, The Beast Man Holds Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Left Arm Raised Above His Head. To Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Left, See a Platinum Chess Queen. Above The Platinum Chess Queen, See a Glowing Gold Pen. Below The Platinum Chess Queen, See The Word 'Access' in Glowing Gold Letters.
The Background on The Section is Milky White.
At Top Center on Section, See The Symbol 'GHI' in Gold
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Words, 'The Hard Way' in Black Letters.
In The Upper Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Katy Perry. Katy Perry Stands on a Silver Number '66'. Katy Perry Wears a Pink Ball Gown and a Blue Top Hat, See a White Number '66' on The Top Hat. Above The Top Hat, See an Ace of Clubs. With Her Right Hand, Katy Perry Holds a White Placard; See The Word 'TRUE' on The Placard in Gold Letters. With Her Left Hand, Katy Perry Holds a White Placard That says 'TURD' on it in Yellow Letters. To Katy Perry's Left, See an Image of Scarlett Johansson. Scarlett Johansson is Naked Except for a Pair of Black and Red Cowboy Boots. With Both Arms and Hands, Scarlett Johansson Holds a Lamb. See a Gold Number '66' Above Scarlett Johansson's Head. To Katy Perry's Right, See an Image of Jennifer Aniston. Jennifer Aniston is Naked, Her Arms and Legs have been Cut off at Elbows and Knees. The Handle of a Yellow Broom has Been Inserted Part Way into Jennifer Aniston's Vagina. See a Turd Between Jennifer Aniston's Breasts.
The Background on The Section is Black with Rows of Green Binary Code Strings.
At Top Center on Section, See a Perfume Bottle
At Bottom Center on Section, See The Word 'Values' in Silver Letters
In The Lower Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Erika Christensen. Erika Christensen Wears a White Ball Gown. See a Splotch of Feces on Erika Christensen's Gown (Drawer Positions Poo). See a Glowing Gold Number '808' Above Erika Christensen's Head. With Her Left Hand, Erika Christensen Holds a Turtle. With Her Right Hand, Erika Christensen Holds a Rubik's Cube. To Erika Christensen's Right, See an Image of Megan Stevenson. Megan Stevenson Wears a Yellow Rain-Coat and Yellow Galoshes. Her Legs are Bare. See a Silver Halo Above Megan Stevenson's Head. See a Glowing Gold '777' Above Megan Stevenson's Halo. See The Symbol 'Tonde' on The Left Arm of Megan Stevenson's Raincoat, 'Tonde' is in White Letters. With Her Right Hand, Megan Stevenson Holds a Glowing Gold Blow-Dryer. With Her Left Hand, Megan Stevenson Holds a Pink Hula Hoop. To Erika Christensen's Left, See a Leopard.
The Background on The Section is Black.
At Top Center on Section, See a White Number '901'.
At Bottom Center on Section, See The Word 'Moral' in Gold Letters
In The Lower Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Margie Phelps. Margie Phelps Stands on a Bronze Number '43'. Margie Phelps Wears a Yellow Sign That Covers Her Body from The Base of Her Neck to Her Mid-Thighs. Margie Phelps' Lower Legs, Feet, Arms, Hands, Neck and Head are Bare. On The Sign, See The Question 'Whose Momma Nasty?' in Black Letters. See a Chrome Bicycle-Kickstand Above Margie Phelps' Head. With Her Right Hand, Margie Phelps Holds a Sling-Shot. With Her Left Hand, Margie Phelps Holds a Pink Rectangular Box. The Label on The Box says 'AntiVirus' in Silver Letters.
The Background on The Section is Blue.
Across The Top of The Section, See The Name 'Uranus' in Silver Letters
At Bottom Center on Section, See a Beaver.
In The Upper Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Barbie Doll without Arms, Legs or Clothes
In The Lower Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Green Number '10'
In The Lower Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Blue Maple Leaf
In The Upper Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Hair-Brush
<20:20 The 69 Lilith 96 Deck>

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