Four 9-6 Tarot Cards for The Hour

The Venusian 6

Joan of Arc Card

Piranhas & Porcupines=Westboro Baptist Church

The Background of the Card is Obsidian Black

Across The Center of The Card, See 'WESTBORO BAPTIST 59' in Silver Letters

Above The 'WESTBORO BAPTIST 59' Sign, See 4 Porcupines

Below The 'WESTBORO BAPTIST 59' Sign, See 7 Piranhas Facing Toward the Left Side of The Card

To The Right of The 'WESTBORO BAPTIST 59', See a Blood-Red Unicorn

At the Top-Center of the Card it says 'Ichneumonidae' in Orange Letters, See a Silver Ichneumon Wasp to The Left of the Letters

See a Glowing Pearl on The Upper Left Hand Corner of The Card

At Bottom Center it says

'96 Shut Down Squad 69'

See The ATM Machine Spit Out a Tarot Card Instead of Cash

The Background is Black, The Margin is Silver

At The Center of The Card, See a Silver Sphere with a Blood-Red 'XXX' on it, See a Black Eye of Horus Under the 'XXX'

See an image of Salma Hayek, See her Naked except for Yellow High Heel Shoes and Long Yellow Gloves, she's Leaning Over the Right Side of the Sphere. Her Breasts are Pressed Against the Side of the Sphere, she is posed suggestively, slightly Bent over. Her Elbows Rest on Top of the Sphere, she Holds Up a Platinum Sex Demon Head with an Image of Sasha Grey who is Similarly Posed on the Left Side of the Sphere, Sasha Grey Wears Blue High Heel Shoes and Long Blue Gloves. Both Women Look Toward the Viewer with Smiles on their Faces.

See a Glowing Image of The Guennol Lioness Hovering Above The Sex Demon Head, See a Silver '96' to The Left of The Guennol Lioness and a Gold '69' to the Right of The Guennol Lioness

Above The Center Scene, See a Front-View of a White Rhinoceros with a Gold '14' on its Horn. See a White Wraith Maiden Seated on the Rhino, The White Wraith Maiden Has a Bow Drawn with Arrow Pointed at The Viewer. The White Wraith Maiden Wears a White Robe, She has a Black '22' on Her Forehead, Above The Scene it says, '20:20 Hall Pass' in Platinum. Below The Scene it says 'Cross-Dimensional Messenger' in Platinum.

To The Right of The Center Scene, See a Red Square. At The Center of The Square See a Naked Woman with Long Brown Hair Standing on a White Stone. The White Stone says 'CERTAINTY' on it in Black Letters. The Naked Woman Stands Erect with Feet and Legs Together. See a Blood-Red Unicorn Horn Attached to the Top of The Woman's Forehead. See a Blood-Red '59' Painted Over The Woman's Heart. With Her Right Hand, The Woman Holds a Flaming Sword Raised Over Her Head. In Her Left Hand, She Holds Up a Blue Picket Sign with a Black and Yellow Smiling Cartoon Queen Bee on it, The Queen Bee Wears a Gold Crown. To the Right of The Woman, See an Arctic Fox. To The Left of The Woman, See an Image of Leatherface from The Movie 'Texas Chainsaw Massacre'. Leatherface Stands Holding a Black Chainsaw with a Silver '91' on it. In The Upper Right Hand Portion of The Square, See an Upside-Down Black Cat Sitting on the Ceiling of The Square. The Cat has a Silver '89' on its Body. In The Upper Left Hand Portion of The Square, See 2 Cartoon-Style Black Bombs. The Bomb on the Right says '43' in Gold, The Bomb on the Left says '43' in Silver. At The Bottom of The Scene it says 'Westboro Baptist Church' in Brown.

Below The Center Scene, See a Smiling Alfred E. Newman Head. It says 'Isaiah 6:9' Across Alfred E.'s Forehead in Blue. Under the Alfred E. Head, it says 'What, Me Worry?' in Yellow Letters

To The Left of The Center Scene, See a Blue Upside-Down Triangle. At The Center of The Triangle, See a Naked Silver Woman, She Stands Holding a Gold Trident in Her Left Hand. She Holds a Silver Net in Her Right Hand. See 2 Gray Hyenas to the Left of The Woman, See 2 Gray Hyenas to the Right of The Woman. Above The Silver Woman it says '9' in Yellow. Below The Silver Woman, it says 'Neptune' in Pearl White. See a Gold '6' on Each of The Upper Two Angles of The Upside-Down Triangle, See a Silver '9' on the Bottom Angle.

On The Top Right Hand Corner of The Card, See a Blood-Red Swan

On The Top Left Hand Corner, See Bruce Lee, Shirtless with Blood-Red Pants, in a Furious Pose with Nunchaku Cocked under His Right Arm, His Left Arm is Outstretched Toward the Viewer, Displaying an Open 5-Fingered Hand

On The Lower Left Hand Corner, See a Gold Hammer and Tent-Peg Crossed

On The Lower Right Hand Corner, See a Silver Ostrich

On The Top of The Card, Below The Margin, it says '43 Margie Phelps WBC 43' in Pearl White

On The Bottom of The Card, Above The Margin, it says, '20:20 Anti-Virus' in Pearl White

On The Top Margin of The Card it says 'Neptune 9' in Green

On The Bottom Margin of The Card it says 'Darlene Elizabeth Ferrin 22' in Green

On The Right Margin of The Card it says 'Sasha Grey 22' in Blue

On The Left Margin of The Card it says '808 Salma Hayek 808' in Yellow

See a Green Triangle in Each of The Four Corners of The Card's Margin, (Drawer Points the Triangles)

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The Card is Divided into 4 Sections, at The Center of The Card where The 4 Sections Meet,
See a Red Stapler

In The Upper Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Madeleine Stowe. Madeleine Stowe Stands on a Silver Number '44'. Madeleine Stowe is Nude Except for a Pair of Thigh-High Black Leather Boots and Yellow Kitchen Gloves. See Two Outstretched Black Wings on Madeleine Stowe's Back. See a Beetle Between Madeleine Stowe's Breasts. See Four Horns on Madeleine Stowe's Head, The Horn-Tips Point Toward The Top of The Card. Madeleine Stowe Holds a Red Cloak with Her Left Hand, She Holds a Dagger with Her Right Hand.
The Background on The Section is Blue.
At Top Center on Section, See a Gold Queen's Crown.
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Name 'Madeleine' in Silver Letters.

In The Upper Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Patricia Ann Millett. Patricia Ann Millett Stands on a Gold Number '99'. Patricia Ann Millett Wears a Black Judicial Robe. See a Silver CBS Eye Between Patricia Ann Millett's Breasts. See a Tarantula on Top of Patricia Ann Millett's Head. With Her Right Hand, Patricia Ann Millett Holds a Hand-Mirror. See a Darth Vader Head on The Face of The Hand-Mirror. With Her Left Hand, Patricia Ann Millett Holds a Lit Torch. Above Patricia Ann Millett's Head, See a Red '66/6'. To Patricia Ann Millett's Left, See a Waxing Crescent Moon. To Patricia Ann Millett's Right, See a Glowing White Orb. See Four Silver Eyes on The Orb.
The Background on The Section is Cement Gray.
At Top Center on Section, See a Gold Octopus
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Word 'Wisdom' in Gold Letters

In The Lower Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Marianne Thieme. Marianne Thieme Sits Behind a Mahogany Desk. Marianne Thieme is Nude. See a Globe on The Desk in Front of Marianne Thieme. To The Right of The Globe, See a Strip of 4 Condom Packages. To The Left of The Globe, See a Weasel. See a Glowing Gold Key Above Marianne Thieme's Head. Marianne Thieme Holds a Conductor's Baton with Her Left Hand; She Holds a Manila File Folder with Her Right Hand, See a Silver Medusa Head on The File Folder.
The Background on The Section is Green.
Across The Top of The Section, See The Name 'Marianne' in Silver Letters.
At Bottom Center on Section, See a Silver Number '56'

In The Lower Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Louis Theroux. Louis Theroux Wears an Orange Sign That Covers His Body from The Base of His Neck to His Mid-Thighs. Louis Theroux's Lower Legs, Right Foot, Arms and Hands are Bare.Louis Theroux Wears a Black Sock on His Left Foot, a Black Bow-Tie on His Neck and Eye-Glasses on His Face. On The Sign, See The Question 'Who's Momma Nasty?' in Black Letters. With His Left Hand, Louis Theroux Holds a Dipstick. With His Right Hand, Louis Theroux Holds a Biscuit. To Louis Theroux's Right, See a White Tiger. To Louis Theroux's Left, See an Image of Elisabeth Hasselbeck Sitting on a Pig like it's a Pony. Elisabeth Hasselbeck is Naked, Her Arms have been Removed at the Shoulders. Elisabeth Hasselbeck Wears a Garland of White Flowers on Her Head. Above Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Head, See a Black Dildo and a Dinner Fork Side-by-Side, Dildo on Left and Dinner Fork on Right.
The Background on The Section is Pink
At Top Center on Section, See a Gold Number '33'
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Word 'Weirdo' in Blue Letters.

In The Upper Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Platypus

In The Lower Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See The Symbol 'By' in Blue

In The Lower Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Sombrero (Drawer Designs Sombrero)

In The Upper Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Butt-Plug (Drawer Picks Butt-Plug)

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The Card is Divided into 4 Sections, at The Center of The Card where The 4 Sections Meet,
See a Red Backpack

In The Upper Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Elisabeth Hasselbeck. Elisabeth Hasselbeck Stands on a Blood-Red Number '44'. Elisabeth Hasselbeck is Naked Except for a Black Slave Collar on Her Neck. Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Arms have been removed at the Shoulders. See a Blood-Red Number '13' Above Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Vagina, See a Blue Number '31' Between Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Breasts. Above Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Head, See an Open Straight-Razor. See a Black Number '41' on Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Left Thigh. To Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Right, See a Black Beast Man with Two Horns on His Head. The Black Beast Man has an Erection. With His Right Hand, The Beast Man Holds Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Right Arm Raised Above His Head. With His Left Hand, The Beast Man Holds Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Left Arm Raised Above His Head. To Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Left, See a Platinum Chess Queen. Above The Platinum Chess Queen, See a Glowing Gold Pen. Below The Platinum Chess Queen, See The Word 'Access' in Glowing Gold Letters.
The Background on The Section is Milky White.
At Top Center on Section, See The Symbol 'GHI' in Gold
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Words, 'The Hard Way' in Black Letters.

In The Upper Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Katy Perry. Katy Perry Stands on a Silver Number '66'. Katy Perry Wears a Pink Ball Gown and a Blue Top Hat, See a White Number '66' on The Top Hat. Above The Top Hat, See an Ace of Clubs. With Her Right Hand, Katy Perry Holds a White Placard; See The Word 'TRUE' on The Placard in Gold Letters. With Her Left Hand, Katy Perry Holds a White Placard That says 'TURD' on it in Yellow Letters. To Katy Perry's Left, See an Image of Scarlett Johansson. Scarlett Johansson is Naked Except for a Pair of Black and Red Cowboy Boots. With Both Arms and Hands, Scarlett Johansson Holds a Lamb. See a Gold Number '66' Above Scarlett Johansson's Head. To Katy Perry's Right, See an Image of Jennifer Aniston. Jennifer Aniston is Naked, Her Arms and Legs have been Cut off at Elbows and Knees. The Handle of a Yellow Broom has Been Inserted Part Way into Jennifer Aniston's Vagina. See a Turd Between Jennifer Aniston's Breasts.
The Background on The Section is Black with Rows of Green Binary Code Strings.
At Top Center on Section, See a Perfume Bottle
At Bottom Center on Section, See The Word 'Values' in Silver Letters

In The Lower Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Erika Christensen. Erika Christensen Wears a White Ball Gown. See a Splotch of Feces on Erika Christensen's Gown (Drawer Positions Poo). See a Glowing Gold Number '808' Above Erika Christensen's Head. With Her Left Hand, Erika Christensen Holds a Turtle. With Her Right Hand, Erika Christensen Holds a Rubik's Cube. To Erika Christensen's Right, See an Image of Megan Stevenson. Megan Stevenson Wears a Yellow Rain-Coat and Yellow Galoshes. Her Legs are Bare. See a Silver Halo Above Megan Stevenson's Head. See a Glowing Gold '777' Above Megan Stevenson's Halo. See The Symbol 'Tonde' on The Left Arm of Megan Stevenson's Raincoat, 'Tonde' is in White Letters. With Her Right Hand, Megan Stevenson Holds a Glowing Gold Blow-Dryer. With Her Left Hand, Megan Stevenson Holds a Pink Hula Hoop. To Erika Christensen's Left, See a Leopard.
The Background on The Section is Black.
At Top Center on Section, See a White Number '901'.
At Bottom Center on Section, See The Word 'Moral' in Gold Letters

In The Lower Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Margie Phelps. Margie Phelps Stands on a Bronze Number '43'. Margie Phelps Wears a Yellow Sign That Covers Her Body from The Base of Her Neck to Her Mid-Thighs. Margie Phelps' Lower Legs, Feet, Arms, Hands, Neck and Head are Bare. On The Sign, See The Question 'Whose Momma Nasty?' in Black Letters. See a Chrome Bicycle-Kickstand Above Margie Phelps' Head. With Her Right Hand, Margie Phelps Holds a Sling-Shot. With Her Left Hand, Margie Phelps Holds a Pink Rectangular Box. The Label on The Box says 'AntiVirus' in Silver Letters.
The Background on The Section is Blue.
Across The Top of The Section, See The Name 'Uranus' in Silver Letters
At Bottom Center on Section, See a Beaver.

In The Upper Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Barbie Doll without Arms, Legs or Clothes

In The Lower Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Green Number '10'

In The Lower Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Blue Maple Leaf

In The Upper Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Hair-Brush

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