Sunday, July 20, 2014

The Nadsat Card

20:20 Abigail Folger 99 Turns Over a Card
The Card is Divided into 4 Sections, at The Center of The Card where The 4 Sections Meet,
See a Silver Caduceus
In The Upper Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Suzanne Malveaux. Suzanne Malveaux Stands on a Platinum Number '66'. Suzanne Malveaux Wears a Platinum Ball Gown and a Black Top Hat, See The Word 'Truth' on The Top Hat in Gray Letters. With Her Left Hand, Suzanne Malveaux Holds a Torch Raised Over Her Head. With Her Right Hand, Suzanne Malveaux Holds a White Rectangular Box Labeled 'Dynasty Queens 72/11'. To Suzanne Malveaux's Right, See a Peacock. To Suzanne Malveaux's Left, See an Image of Erika Christensen. Erika Christensen Sits on a Black Moped. On The Front of The Moped, See a Glowing White Joker's Head for a Headlight. Erika Christensen Wears a Pair of Black Waders (Foot to Chest) with a White T-Shirt Under. Erika Christensen Wears a Glowing White Top Hat, See a Gold Number '808' on Erika Christensen's Top Hat. Erika Christensen Holds a Jar of Instant Coffee with Her Left Hand, She Holds a Black Leather Flogger with Her Right Hand.
The Background on The Section is Orange.
Across The Top of The Section, See The Word 'Sinister' in Black Letters
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Name 'Malveaux' in Black Letters
In The Upper Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Lisa Kudrow. Lisa Kudrow Stands on a Glowing Gold Question Mark '?'. Lisa Kudrow Wears a 50's Style Swing Dress, The Dress is Black with White Polka Dots. Lisa Kudrow Wears a Gold High-Heeled Shoe on Her Right Foot, Her Left Foot is Bare. See a Lit Cigar Above Lisa Kudrow's Head. Lisa Kudrow Holds a Conch Shell with Her Left Hand, She Holds a Cell Phone with Her Right Hand. To Lisa Kudrow's Left, See a Mountain Goat. To Lisa Kudrow's Right, See a Black and Orange Tiger-Striped Sex Demon Head.
The Background on The Section is Silver.
At Top Center on Section, See a Glowing Gold Key
At Bottom Center on Section, See The Initials 'LK' in White Letters.
In The Lower Right Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Sarah Butler. Sarah Butler Wears a Blue Leather Apron and Tan Leather Work Gloves. With Both Hands, Sarah Butler Holds The Handles of a Yellow Wheelbarrow in Front of Her. See an Image of Kim Kardashian Laying Face-up in The Wheelbarrow. Kim Kardashian is Naked, Her Arms and Legs Have Been Cut Off at the Elbows and Knees. See a Preying Mantis on Kim Kardashian's Vagina. To Sarah Butler's Right, See an Image of Rachel Maddow. Rachel Maddow is Nude, Her Wrists and Ankles are in Restraints Attached to a St. Andrew's Cross. See a Blood-Red Number '14' Between Rachel Maddow's Breasts. To Rachel Maddow's Right, See an Image of The Cartoon Character Fred Jones from 'Scooby Doo'. Fred Jones Holds a Hypodermic Needle with His Left Hand, He Holds a Gold Bar with His Right Hand. Between Rachel Maddow's Legs, See Stripe from The Movie 'Gremlins'. With Both Hands, Stripe Holds a Hitachi Magic Wand. To Sarah Butler's Left, See an Image of The Evangelist Anita Fuentes. The Evangelist Anita Fuentes Wears Blue Coveralls, Black Work Boots and Tan Leather Work Gloves. Anita Fuentes Holds a Hacksaw with Her Left Hand, She Holds a Black Top Hat with Her Right Hand. See a Blue Number '84' on The Top Hat.
The Background on The Section is Cement Gray
At Top Center on Section, See a Gold Number '22'
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Word 'Processing' in Yellow Letters
In The Lower Left Hand Section of The Card, See an Image of Finola Hughes. Finola Hughes Sits on a Wooden Rocking Chair. Finola Hughes Wears a Long Black Dress and Black Boots. Finola Hughes' Right Leg is Crossed Over Her Left Leg. With Both Hands, Finola Hughes Holds a Red Top Hat on Her Lap. Above Finola Hughes' Head, See a Glowing Gold Number '46'. Below Finola Hughes's Feet, See a Red Number '460'. To Finola Hughes' Left, See a Penguin. To Finola Hughes' Right, See an Image of Annalyn Kurtz. Annalyn Kurtz Sits on a Red Moped. On The Front of The Moped, See a Glowing Gold 12-Hour Clockface (Drawer Positions Arms) for a Headlight. Annalyn Kurtz Wears Black Overalls with a Red Long-Sleeved Shirt Under. Annalyn Kurtz Wears a Wide-Brimmed Black Pointy Witch's Hat with a Bronze Band. Annalyn Kurtz Wears Black Work Boots. Annalyn Kurtz Holds an Energizer 6 Volt Battery with Her Right Hand. With Her Left Hand, Annalyn Kurtz Holds a Gold Rectangular Box Labeled 'Sodom 440: Kurtz Ed.' in Red Letters.
On The Upper Left Corner of Section, See a Black Number '199'
The Background on The Section is Green.
At Top Center on Section, See a Package of Beef Flavor Top Ramen.
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Term 'Nadsat' in Glowing Gold Letters.
In The Upper Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Caterpillar
In The Lower Right Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Black Number '64'
In The Lower Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Tarantula on Top of a Tennis-Ball
In The Upper Left Hand Corner of The Card's Margin, See a Burrito
<20:20 The 69 Lilith 96 Deck>

1 comment:

  1. Scientology Card

    Queen

    At the Center of the Card, See a Raised Circle of Bricks Surrounding a Lamp, the Lamp is a Simple Black Pole with a Glowing White Orb at the Top. See Four Silver and White Female Wraiths, with Long Silver Hair and Flowing White Robes, Sitting on the Edge of the Circle of Bricks. The Wraiths Sit Close together, with the one at Center Left Laughing as She types on a Mobile Phone, The Wraith to Her Left Looks at the Device with a Fearful look on Her Face, The Wraith immediately to the Right of The Wraith with the Device Looks at the Device with an Angry expression on Her Face, the Wraith to the Far Right Looks to the Sky Weeping

    See a Two-Headed Four Armed Gold Jinn in a Purple and Yellow Sparkling Gown Hovering Over the Lamp, Each Head Smiles as they Each hold a Cell phone to their Ears with the Upper Arms on Each Side, The Lower Arm on the Left Side of the Jinn's Body Holds a NBC Peacock, The Lower Arm on the Right Side of the Jinn's Body Holds a Black Playing Card with Route 66 on it in a Bronze Outline.

    The Jinn Head on the Right Wears a Silver Tiara thats says '99' at the Center, The Jinn Head on the Left Wears a Pink Ball Cap that says '96' on it in White

    In the Upper Left Hand Portion of the Card, See a Close Image of Saturn, Saturn has a '33' Stamped on it in Gold

    In the Upper Right Hand Portion of the Card, See a Red Flaming Sword with Arms, Legs and a Scowling Face, The Flaming Sword Holds a Wooden Sign that has 'Garden of Eden' Painted on it in Black Letters.

    In the Top Right-Hand Corner of the Card, See a Glowing Gold Raven

    In the Top Left Hand Corner of the Card, See a Intihuatana Stone with a Sun Above it and a Chessboard on the Stone

    In the Bottom Left Hand Corner of the Card, See a Metallic Genie Style Oil-Lamp with a Smoking Spout

    In the Bottom Right Hand Corner of the Card, See a Red 'Hollywood' Sign with a White '86' Spray-Painted on the 'H' in Hollywood

    On the Top of the Card it says

    'The Network'

    At the Bottom of the Card it says

    'Operator 99, Operator 96

    Tlaloc's Chessboard, Route 66'

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