See The ATM Machine Spit Out a Tarot Card Instead of Cash
The Background is Green, The Margin is Silver
At The Center of The Card, See a Bronze Sphere with a Green 'XXX' Painted On it, See an Image of Mayim Bialik Sitting on Top of The Sphere. Mayim Bialik is Naked Below the Waist, She Sits with Her Legs Propped Up and Spread Open, She Masturbates with Her Left Hand. Her Right Hand is Behind Her, Propping Her Up. She Smiles at the Viewer. Mayim Bialik Wears a Pink T-Shirt with a Silver Sex Demon Head on it. See a Bluebird Perched on Mayim Bialik's Left Knee and a Silver Female Leprechaun Standing on Mayim Bialik's Left Shoulder Looking at Her Face. The Leprechaun has a Gold '31' on Her Hat and Holds a Brown Monkey, Dangling by The Tail at Her Side, with Her Left Hand. The Monkey Holds a Red Mouthpiece by its Mouth with its Left Hand. See a Glowing Platinum Ram's Head, with Razor-Wire Wrapped Around The Horns, Hovering Above Mayim Bialik's Head.
Above The Center Image, See a Blue Cyclone with Gold Sparkles. Over The Eye of The Cyclone, See an Electrified Black Swan. See a Blue '18' on The Swan. Above The Swan, See a Red '2'; to the Right of The Swan, See a White '20'; Below The Swan, See a Red '2'; to the Left of The Swan, See a White '4'.
To The Right of The Center Image, See an Image of Scarlett Johansson Naked on a Gold Scientology Cross. Scarlett Johansson is tied to The Cross with Razor-Wire in Crucifixion Position, Scarlett Johansson has 8 Bleeding Cuts on her Body. By the Lower Right of The Cross, See a White Lamb with a Red '99' on its Side. By the Lower Left of The Cross, See a Red Hyena with a White '66' on its Side. See an Image of Ringed Saturn Above The Cross to The Left, See a Sun with 13 Rays Above The Cross to the Right.
Below The Center Image, See a Platinum Eagle Standing on a Black and Red Chessboard. There are 16 Pieces on The Board, 8 White and 8 Black (Drawer Places The Pieces). With its Beak, The Eagle Holds a Red Monkey Dangling by The Tail. Above The Scene, it says '4 William J. Donovan 4' in Platinum.
To The Left of The Center Image, See a Green Octagon with 4 North Korean Military Women in Uniform on it. The Women Stand in a Row. The Woman on the Far Left Holds a Glowing Crystal Skull with Both Hands at Breast Level. The Next Woman to the Right Holds a Gold Cup in Her Left Hand. The Next Woman to the Right Holds a Severed Human Head by the Hair with Both Hands. The Woman on the Far Right Holds a White Container Up Over Her Head, The Container says 'Pepper' on it in Black Letters. See a Stone Medusa's Head at The Top of The Octagon, The Medusa's Head has a Glowing Blue Cube in Her Open Mouth, with a Glowing Silver '58' on the Cube. Under The Women's Feet, See a Black Banner That Says 'North Korea 69 Plague 96' on it in Red. See an Arctic Fox to The Left of The 4 North Korean Women and a Grandmother Clock to Their Right.
On The Top Right Hand Corner of The Card, See a Nazi SS Officer
On The Top Left Hand Corner, See a Perfume Bottle
On The Lower Left Hand Corner, See a Glowing DeLorean DMC-12 with Two Women in Sunglasses and Two Piece Bikinis, One on Each Side. The one on the Left has Blonde Hair and Wears a White Bikini, She Holds Up a Straight Razor with Her Right Hand, the one on the Right has Black-Hair and wears a Black Bikini, She Holds up a Lit Zippo in Her Left Hand, Both Women Have a White '220' Painted Above their Breasts, The License Plate on The DeLorean says 'MODOS'
On The Lower Right Hand Corner, See a Glowing Obsidian Cube
On The Top of The Card, Below The Margin, it says 'Coyolxauhqui 58' in Turquoise
On The Bottom of The Card, Above The Margin, it says, '96 Plague 69' in Red
On The Top Margin of The Card it says 'Tlaloc 64' in Blue
On The Bottom Margin of The Card it says '66/99 Elizabeth Báthory/Elizabeth Short' in Red
On The Right Margin of The Card it says '33 Scarlett Johansson 33' in Gold
On The Left Margin of The Card it says '42 Mayim Bialik 42' in Gold
See a Black '22' on a Green Octagon on Each of The Four Corners of The Card's Margin
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Merope Turns Over a Card
ReplyDeleteAt Top Center, Below the Margin, it says 'Chalchiuhtlicue 37' on a Red Banner in Gold Letters
At Top Center, Below the Banner, See an Image of The Sun with 13 Rays, See a Glowing Crystal Medusa's Head at the Center of The Sun's Face. The Medusa's Head Wears Gold Sunglasses with a Glowing White Hour Glass on Each Lens. She has 18 Gold Serpents for Hair. The Medusa's Head Wears 4 Gold Tomahawks as Earrings Hanging from Her Right Ear and 2 Gold Tomahawks as Earrings Hanging from Her Left Ear. The Medusa Head's Mouth is Open, an Obsidian Black Stream Flows from The Medusa's Mouth Down The Center of The Card to The Bottom Banner, The Stream Widens from Mouth to the Bottom of the Card.
On The Stream See an Old Woman Wearing White, with a White Visor, in a White Row-Boat. The Old Woman Holds a Simon Game in Her Lap. See 4 Green Crocodiles on the Stream, See a Gold Metronome on the Stream, See 5 Ace Cards on the Stream (1 Spade, 1 Diamond, 1 Club, 2 Hearts/Red&Blue), See 5 Jokers (1 Red, 1 White, 1 Green, 1 Pink, 1 Yellow); See 7 Eagle Feathers, See 6 Shaved Pink Monkeys, See 6 Gold Fairies, See 9 Silver Bells. See an Open Scroll with a Horned Devil Riding on it like a Raft, The Horned Devil Writes on the Scroll as He Rafts. See a Blue Mermaid, See an Orca, See a Caricature of Marilyn Monroe Riding on the Stream in a Barrel. See a Bronze 18-Hour Clock Face
The Background for The Upper 1/3 of The Card is a Night Sky with 37 Stars, Each Star is a Glowing Human Eye
The Background on The Left Lower 2/3 of The Card is a Gray Barren Landscape, On the Gray Landscape, See a Caricature of Snow White Playing a Violin, See a Bald Human-Like Being with a Big Cranium, Fair Skin and Wearing a Long Black Robe. The Being in The Black Robe Hugs a Book to Her Breast with Both Arms. See a Black R2-D2 with a Silver Malicious Looking Wraith Flowing Out of R2-D2's Projector Eye. See a Grandmother Clock; See a Tarantula.
The Background on The Right Lower 2/3 of The Card is Green Grass, See a Breakdancer in Yellow Doing a HeadSpin on a Piece of Cardboard, See a Glowing White Angel with a Golden Halo Over Her Head and Jumbo Pink-Rimmed Sunglasses over Her Eyes, The Angel Holds a Platinum Ghetto Blaster-Style Boombox that looks Suitcase-Sized Compared to The Angel. See a Blood-Red Unicorn; See a White Kangaroo Wearing a Judge's Robe and White Wig; See 5 Cannons, See a Porcupine. See an Apple Tree, See 14 Red Apples on The Tree. See a White Wraith Maiden Sitting on a Stone at the Base of the Tree Playing a Gold Flute. See a Woman in a Long White Fur Coat Standing by The Tree, The Woman Wears a Collar Around Her Neck with a Chain attached to The Tree. The Woman's Mouth is Open, 4 Silver Serpents and 4 Blue Music Notes Flow from Her Mouth. The Woman Holds a Scroll in Her Left Hand and a Sword in Her Right Hand.
On The Top Right Hand Corner of The Card, See a Fiery Silver Swan with Wings Outstretched
On The Top Left Hand Corner of The Card, See a Gold '96'
On The Lower Left Hand Corner of The Card, See a Pair of Reading Glasses
On The Lower Right Hand Corner of The Card, See a Glowing Gold Matrix Cube
At Bottom Center, Above the Margin, it says 'The River' on a Black Banner in Silver Letters
On The Top Margin it says 'The Sun' in Orange Letters
On The Bottom Margin it says 'Writers on The Stream' in Black Letters
On The Left Hand Margin it says '20:20 Kathryn Ruemmler 42' in Green Letters
On The Right Hand Margin it says 'Heather O' Rourke 86' in Blue Letters
See The ATM Machine Spit Out a Tarot Card Instead of Cash
ReplyDeleteThe Background is Black, The Margin is Silver
At The Center of The Card, See Two Halves of a Platinum Eggshell. Between the Two Shell Halves See a Figure in a Glowing White Hooded Robe. She Wears Silver Sunglasses and has a Glowing Platinum Cube, with a Glowing White '42' on it, in Her Open Mouth. In Her Right Hand, She Holds a Model of Earth Raised Over Her Head like a Torch. She Holds 4 Gold Scrolls Tucked Under Her Left Arm. Across Her Breast it says 'Duchess' in Platinum Letters. See a Blue Lion, with White Wings, Standing on Her Left Shoulder Looking at Her Face. See a Blood-Red '9/360' on the Lower Left Portion of The Woman's Robe.
Above The Center Image, See a Bronze 12-Hour Clock Face (Drawer Sets The Hands), See a Brown Tarantula on the Center of The Clock Face, The Tarantula has a Green 'XXX' on it.
To The Right of The Center Image, See an Image of Lucille Ball from an 'I Love Lucy' Episode, Lucille Ball's Image is Placed Over a Silver Heart. Above The Scene it says 'Compulsion' in Silver Letters. Below the Scene, it says 'NGC 3109' in Silver Letters.
Below The Center Image, See a Human Brain with a Glowing Gold '42' on it and a Gold Wing On Each Side. To The Right of The Brain, See a Cartoon Image of Snow White Playing a Violin. To The Left of The Brain, a Computer Monitor, The Monitor is Blue with a Red Heart on it. See 'Cindi 42' on the Heart in White.
To The Left of The Center Image, See an Enlarged Glowing Pearl as The Background for The Scene. At The Center of The Pearl, See a Naked Vixen with a Blood-Red Unicorn Horn Attached to the Top of Her Forehead. The Vixen Crouches on a Gray Stone Breathing a Stream of Orange-Red Flame Toward The Center of The Card. The Vixen Holds a Flaming Sword in Her Left Hand and She Holds a Round White Bee-Hive Raised Over Her Head with Her Right Hand, the Bee-Hive has a Blue '86' on it. See 12 Bees on the Hive and 6 Bees around the Hive. The Vixen has a Blood-Red '59' Painted Over Her Heart. See a Black '41' on The Gray Stone. Above The Vixen it says 'Westboro Baptist' in Green Letters.
On The Top Right Hand Corner of The Card, See a Pot of Gold
On The Top Left Hand Corner, See a Pearl White Female Archer
On The Lower Left Hand Corner, See an Arctic Fox
On The Lower Right Hand Corner, See Angelina Jolie's Severed Head
On The Top of The Card, Below The Margin, it says 'The Duchess' in Platinum
On The Bottom of The Card, Above The Margin, it says, '20:20 Kathryn Ruemmler 42' in Platinum
On The Top Margin of The Card it says '808 Lucille Ball 808' in Gold
On The Bottom Margin of The Card it says 'Orion Nebula 42' in Gold
On The Right Margin of The Card it says 'Westboro Baptist Church 59' in Blood-Red
On The Left Margin of The Card it says '11 Symposium for Advance 19' in Green
See a Scroll on Each of The Four Corners of The Card's Margin
'Angry then grew Wainamoinen,
ReplyDeleteWrathful waxed, and fiercely frowning,
Self-composed he broke his silence,
And began his wondrous singing.
Sang he not the tales of childhood,
Children's nonsense, wit of women,
Sang he rather bearded heroes,
That the children never heard of,
That the boys and maidens knew not
Known but half by bride and bridegroom,
Known in part by many heroes,
In these mournful days of evil,
Evil times our race befallen.
Grandly sang wise Wainamoinen,
Till the copper-bearing mountains,
And the flinty rocks and ledges
Heard his magic tones and trembled;
Mountain cliffs were torn to pieces,
All the ocean heaved and tumbled;
And the distant hills re-echoed.
Lo! the boastful Youkahainen
Is transfixed in silent wonder,
And his sledge with golden trimmings
Floats like brushwood on the billows;
Sings his braces into reed-grass,
Sings his reins to twigs of willow,
And to shrubs his golden cross-bench.
Lo! his birch-whip, pearl-enameled,
Floats a reed upon the border;
Lo! his steed with golden forehead,
Stands a statue on the waters;
Hames and traces are as fir-boughs,
And his collar, straw and sea-grass.
Still the minstrel sings enchantment,
Sings his sword with golden handle,
Sings it into gleam of lightning,
Hangs it in the sky above him;
Sings his cross-bow, gaily painted,
To a rainbow o'er the ocean;
Sings his quick and feathered arrows
Into hawks and screaming eagles;
Sings his dog with bended muzzle,
Into block of stone beside him;
Sings his cap from off his forehead,
Sings it into wreaths of vapor;
From his hands he sings his gauntlets
Into rushes on the waters;
Sings his vesture, purple-colored,
Into white clouds in the heavens;
Sings his girdle, set with jewels,
Into twinkling stars around him;
And alas! for Youkahainen,
Sings him into deeps of quick-sand;
Ever deeper, deeper, deeper,
In his torture, sinks the wizard,
To his belt in mud and water.
Now it was that Youkahainen
Comprehended but too clearly
What his folly, what the end was,
Of the journey he had ventured,
Vainly he had undertaken
For the glory of a contest
With the grand, old Wainamoinen.'
-Kalevala III